Chapter 11: A Dale of a time!
The echoing sounds of Waluigi laughing could be heard in the new tomb that the gang had entered, it slowly got quieter as they got further away from the cave with the monitor and the giant door to the tomb they have entered was in.
Yosuke was shaking in his armour "D-do you guys think there are g-g-ghosts in this old tomb?" This statement made Joseph start sweating as he yelled "YUREI? OH NO!". Chee was angry "Yosuke, you're scaring old man Joseph, quiet down will you you cowardly limp dicked sponge cock". Yosuke then quieted down, but only because he was taken aback because Yukiko was coming down from her cat piss and had started doing a smelly wee wee down Josephs shoulder. Joseph was too embarrassed to make a big deal out of it, so he just carried on walking and hoped no one noticed. They had all noticed, but it was too awkward for anyone to really talk about, and Yukiko is a crack whore anyway so who cares?
They walked into the first chamber. Inside was a shopping cart and isles and isles of different food items. Waluigi appeared on a new monitor, laughing again "WAH HA HA HA!" Chee yelled at the screen "Waluigi you bogan cunt, what is this?". Waluigi helped his hand up to his ear and looked into the camera with a smug look on his dumb lamb chop cheeks "I CANT HEAR YOU IN MY MAZE, WA HA HA!" This was obviously a lie, so now we have established that Wario is a naughty man and a liar and I believe this should receive the death penalty or at least put him on the sex offender's registry. Waluigi then finally calmed down and yelled "WELCOME TO WALUIGIS SUPER MARKET SWEEP!" The gang all gasped simultaneously, besides Narukami who is a silent protagonist and cannot gasp, but also he cannot talk. Yukiko also didn't react, as she was out could and shaking violently in Josephs manly grip.
Waluigi pointed to the isles "TO PROCEED YOU MUST LOCATE THE MAGICAL FRUIT! GRAB YOUR TROLLYS AND OFF YOU GO!" A Timer appeared on the screen, it started counting down from 60 seconds! Yosuke yelled "Oh fuck, I can't even do one lap around Junes in 60 seconds! We'll need to split up!" The gang all nodded, grabbed their trollys and started wheeling them in different directions. Narukami was smart, he also had tails in his JACK-OFF who was even smarter, so obviously they ran to the fruit isle first, but after throwing various products around like people who have no remorse for people in third world countries they found there was nothing under the label of magical fruit! Had they been dooped by the Waluigi? That dog farting mongaloid?
Joseph and the passed-out Yukiko ran to the Television isle and began perusing various products. Joseph is an Englishman who lived in America, so he only speaks Japanese and did not understand what "fruit" means, woah oh! Yukiko slipped out of his grasp and into the next isle, where she filled her Gucci handbag with birth control and other pussy and asshole products. Yosuke spent most of his time in the magazine isle, desperately packing porn into his open chest container.
The timer had reached 10 seconds now! Waluigi laughed "WAHAHA! YOU STUPID PEADOPHILES ARE OUT OF TIME! But then, the timer stopped on 4 seconds! Waluigi let out a confused "WAH!?" before the camera cooly pans down to the checkout counter, where Chee had scanned a tin of Heinz sausage and beans. "The more you eat the more you toot" she blurted out. Everyone laughed in unison, even Waluigi because that was the funniest joke he'd ever heard, and he's heard many racist jokes at his local pub from tory voting 75 year olds. Narukami did not laugh though, he silently chucked because he is a silent protagonist and cannot talk.
The door to the next chamber slid open and Waluigi angrily yelled "GRR VERY WELL, LET'S SEE HOW YOU HANDLE MY NEXT-A TRIAL!"
To be continued…