We were back in the village for a week and Kakashi had run Naruto and myself into the ground. Making a show up to the training ground at 3 in the morning. Hard train in the The Forest of Death were he leave us alone but we got lucky the ANBU helped us out. They they took the time to teach us new fighting techniques like boxing which use little chakra, behind the force of punch.
Kickboxing, which uses mixed martial arts, Krav Maga is a combination martial art that focuses on realistic, yet tactical self-defense. Since it blends techniques from multiple martial arts, it is the perfect counter for the shinobi world. It borrows strikes, throws, and ground fighting techniques to make an all-around solid defensive and offensive fighter, however, the top belief for Krav Maga is that it is to be used for defense.
They show us temporary paralysis, time reversal, and genjutsu.
Just like everyday Kakashi will bring deep in.
"All right, boys, like I'm always taking deep into the forest of death you'll have to find your way out bye boys."
"Well what should we do today?"
"How do you learn a new jutsu?"
"Genma-sensei"
Genma has brown, shoulder-length hair which hangs about his face and brown eyes. He wears his forehead protector like a bandanna, and the standard jonin outfit and always has his trademark senbon in his mouth.
"I take that as a yes boys"
"So what are we going to learn today, Genma-sensei?"
"The Hiraishin no Jutsu words know Flying Thunder God Technique. It was the jutsu the Lord 4th use made him know as the Yellow Flash."
"Wow, that s rank jutsu thank you Genma-sensei"
"You're welcome boys"
Genma been showing us the start of the the thunder God jutsu. It took us till night fall to master the first step.
"Alright boy, you did great today, take the day off tomorrow."
"We wish but Kakashi will not give the day off he just bring us here."
"To ditch us here."
"Do not worry about Kakashi. I will be having a talk with him today with Lord Hokage."
"All right"
"Hey Naruto, do you want to come over for dinner?"
"Sure, It be nice to eat with your family."
"Tell me about it, I haven't had a meal with them since before the land of waves."
It didn't take us long to get home.
"Mama, I'm home and brought Naruto I asked to stay for dinner."
"Is that you Sokka, I've seen you and forever. I was starting to think you weren't living here any more."
"Sorry mama, but Kakashi has been well an ass to put it shortly. "
"What else is new, I'm making lasagna for dinner Reni having Shikaku over and Hinata coming over why don't go ask Jinora over."
"Mama are you playing match maker again?"
"Yes, Naruto needs a nice girl to settle down with and become the new mother of the Uzumaki clan"
I saw Naruto start to blush at that. I knew that Naruto liked Jinora.
"Fine, I'll go ask her for Naruto."
"Your fucking ass Sokka."
"I love you too Naruto."
I went to Gai and Suyin place, and I knocked on the door.
"Hello young Sokka, what does our youthful family do for you?"
"My family would like to invite Jinora over to dinner to get to know Naruto Uzumaki better."
"Your lady mother has chosen my little flower Jinora possible bride for Naruto?"
"Yes Gai, Naruto is a great guy that works hard."
"Oh no youthful Sokka, we think Naruto is a great young man. Tell your lady mother she'll be there."
"First Opal and now my Jinora"
I walked home wondering what he meant by that.
"Mama Gai says Jinora will be here for dinner and I'm jumping in the shower."
"All right dear."
It didn't take me long to get cleaned up. After a nice hot shower I went to join Naruto in the living room to watch some movies.
"Hey you two, long time no see?"
"Yeah, do one mission with us and you'll go and hide on us when we get back."
"Hey, don't blame us Kakashi for having out training from 3am everyday since we've been back and most of the time we don't get to go home in till 11pm at night."
"So most of the time I've been staying at Naruto because I've been out at the time and back so late. So I didn't wake up Mama and Papa."
"Are you still doing missions as well too?"
"Yeah, most of the time it cleans up training fields or does something in the forest of death."
"Like everyday"
"Why can't he do that?"
"Joke on him Anbu and Genma-sensei teaching us."
"Yep Genma-sensei gave us the day off tomorrow."
"Cool, so are we going to hang out with the group tomorrow?"
"Oh man I can't guy I promise Konohamaru I'll play ninja with him and his little friends on my next day off."
"No problem Naruto, we can all spend the day playing ninja."
I saw Jinora walk in sat down by Naruto. I saw Mama smile when she saw Naruto put his arm behind her.
"Dinner is almost ready"
"Ok"
The night went pretty much like that, we made plans to meet up at the Jasmine Dragon the next day.
It was the first time I had been in bed in over 2 months. I was planning on sleeping in. At dinner we found out that Opal Kyoshi was engaged to Shino Aburame, Kiba Inuzuka was engaged to Kiara Kyoshi.
I was woken by my papa yelling at someone so I jumped to get shower in to get ready for the day. When I was done I went to find breakfast. Just to find papa still yelling at someone. I went into the kitchen to find Naruto and mama there.
"Who is papa yelling at?"
"Kakashi he came dragging poor Naruto by the ear and he was only in towel."
"What for?"
"Saying he didn't give you any day off. Don't worry, Genma is in the."
Mama put pancakes down with tea.
"What you been leaving those boys in the forest of death! Kakashi you can't come in to home make demands saying they are your students when from day one you haven't been teaching them anything."
"I have been teaching them how to survive in a hostile environment."
"Don't even start with that shit Kakashi."
"Wow, sounds like your dad is really letting him have it."
The room felt it drop few, I looked up and saw Kakashi standing here.
"Finish eating, we're going."
"Kakashi leave them be I'll be working with them alone for you and we have a meeting with Hokage."
We have never seen that look on Kakashi before, and has me worry about what he does.
"Wow, never seen that look from him before."
"I have when your father kicks the clan and away from Suki."
"What!"
"Oh you boys didn't know Kakashi was married to Suki for time. Yes, your grandfather thought it would be a good match for Suki. Like a few other men that married into the clan, he agreed to lose his last name. Yeah, it didn't take long for the wedding."
"Wait mama wasn't his marriage ordered by the Hokage like a few others were?"
"Yes, Reni"
"He agreed to everything we threw at him, we didn't want him to marry anyone in the clan. Well the wedding was short but sweet but that's when the monster came out. He starts treating Suki like a slave, orders her to leave her work behind, and sole stay home. Kakashi slowly started to isolate from her clan and friends.
Your father noticed something was wrong when all I did was say good morning to Suki and jump ten feet in the air. It took a little bit of time back when Suki was able to come out and tell us all the dark things that been happening. She made sure got pregnant with multiples. To make sure to gave birth to a son, because Kakashi saw no use for a girl.
Well under the prenup we had him sign, it stays to say that he must give up the anbu finding out he has. We were able to kick him out of the clan and we were able to keep any children too.
Boy Kakashi was piss that when your father handed him the divorce papers. Your father had Suki go see Yamanka for therapy, and with that we out the abuse that Kakashi put her though even his own sister."
"So mama should we be worried about Kakashi?"
"No, you shouldn't worry about him."
"Ok. Mama, we are on our way to the Jasmine Dragon to meet everyone."
"That nice boys. Naruto why don't you ask Jinora if you can walk her to Jasmine Dragon."
I have never seen Naruto blush so hard.
"Yes ma'am"
We walked out to Jinora place. I keep giving him shit about his crush on Jinora.
"Hey, she's way better than a pinky."
I watch knock on the door and Suyin opens the door.
"Is Jinora home?"
"Yes, she is, may I ask who is asking?"
"Naruto Uzumaki ma'am"
"What a nice young man, I'll let her know."
I watch Naruto blush at it.
"Naruto you need to man up mama is trying to set you up with a wife."
"I know after spending time with Jinora she was out of my league. She is funny, smart, and very sweet. She can do way better than me."
"Naruto maybe you haven't noticed your smart, nice, and kick ass fighter too and your catch for any girl."
"He is right with Naruto and likes you for who you are and what I know you can be."
"Jinora, I was wondering if you have the day off as well we are all meeting up at Jasmine Dragon then after we are going to play ninja Konohamaru and his friends."
"I would love Naruto to just let go of getting my things."
"Yes.. Sure, we'll wait.
"God Naruto you talk to you everyday before, now you sound like a bubbling fool."
"I know, I thought I felt something for Sakura. The more I got to know her as a teammate. She is a social climber Reni and you are right I don't need you to see me for me."
We saw Jinora walk out, with a bag that had a blanket.
"I thought I'd bring a blanket and snacks for the children. Naruto I think it's sweet to spend time with the honorable grandson."
"Jinora he prefers to be called Konohamaru."
"How did you two meet?"
"Well when I dropped off that photo, I thought it looked cool to have war paint. Lord Hokage tossed it out as we went back forward about it.
Then the Konohamaru tried to do an assassination attempt on the Hokage. He tripped over his scarf when he got up to try and blame.
I picked up with the scarf to yell that trip over my own feet, but Ebisu came in and told me he was honorable grandson. Konohamaru goat me saying I couldn't touch him.
I punched told him I didn't care if he was his grandmother."
"Oh Naruto"
"Ebisu was going off about how the wrong type of person needs to be around. So I left but little did I know. I was be followed by a little munchkin, it didn't take me long to know he was following. He wanted me to train him, so I taught him my sexy jutsu . I think that someone would come stop me, but he learned it. Konohamaru told why he wanted to be Hokage, I told him it takes a lot sweat, blood, and tears to be Hokage. Nothing in life comes easy you have but as teaching him Ebisu came by and started to dis me again.
Konohamaru show the jutsu, Ebisu vulgarity, So I show shadow clones join it with my jutsu and call it my harem jutsu. You saw the blood coming out of Ebisu's nose and going flying.
So ever since then Konohamaru has been wanting to hang out and play ninja I just don't have the heart to tell him no."
"Oh Naruto, that is very sweet of you to teach him."
We got to see Jasmine Dragon and see everyone there.
"Hey guys, it looks like all you girls had the same idea and Choji."
"Hey want to make sure we have something to eat."
We saw Konohamaru, Udon and Moegi coming up. They ran right up to Naruto.
"Hey boss, are we going to play ninja?"
"Yes, I hope a few of my good friends can join us."
"Really Boss, they want to play with us."
"Yes, and brought us snacks too."
The kids ran around happily, and poor Konohamaru ran right into Sakura.
"Well look at the little brat how dare you."
"Sakura leave them be."
"Well well now I understand."
As she walks away from us.
"Boss did seen how big her four heads were?"
Just then she turned around and started to chase the kids. We ran after them to stop her from hurting them too much.
Konohamaru ran in two boy legs that were wearing a black cat suit.
"Well, look what we have here, a few brats looking like they need a beating."
"Hey man, let him go."
"Go head beat the shit out of him I'll help out."
"How this we leave the you the punching bag and we take him."
The scarf he was holding, poor Konohamaru, was terrifying. Sakura was sitting there, goading him on.
"I hate little kids, I enjoy kicking them around, some are never seen again."
"Finer than playing with us leaving the honorable grandson alone."
"You just say anything to help him."
Just then, very fine grains of sand wrapped the boy in the black cat suit fingers.
"Unless you want your fingers you will let go of the Hokage grandson now."
Reni used her earth bending on him, i watch she didn't give any choice and forced him to let go of Konohamaru.
"How...now that we got him away from me"
"Doesn't matter"
"Kankuro you bring shame to our village"
" Gaara!"
" Gaara I was just making friends."
"Shut up"
Red heads come out nowhere to stop the fighting, the Blond and cat boy are terrified of him.
"I apologize for what caused my brother.
Kankuro, Temari apologize now."
"We are sorry"
"We accept"
"Wait, there's not going to be any blood"
We all look at Sakura.
"Our offer is still on the table for the punching bag."
"Maybe another time"
"We wait I know leaf and sand are allies but you can't just come in to leaf with the proper paperwork."
"Sakura were for the Chuunin exams."
"Yeah right"
"Is she serious"
"We'll see you around"
"Come on Sakura you need to see the Hokage."
"Why do I need to see him on my day off"
With that she walks away Konohamaru and his friends are still shaking in terror. They are holding the children while us guys are standing around them.
"Come on, we need to talk to his lordship about this."
"Right, we'll get back at pinky later."
We walked to his office. Naruto was used to walking in there like he owns the place in this case we didn't jump on it with in.
"Naruto, how many times have you got to wait for me to call you in."
"Well we have a problem?"
"Well what is it Konohamaru why are you were."
"Grandpa this Sakura chased in to mean looking boy that wanted to beat me up."
He looked up at us and wanted to know more about Konohamaru, Udon and Moegi.
"Why is my grandson shaking in fear, Udon and Moegi crying?"
"We made plans to meet up at the Jasmine Dragon, So we play ninja with these little guys like we promised, Konohamaru go little too exited. He ran into Sakura, tried to say sorry but began to chase him into the the sand that was here for the exam. Was going to beat him up but as we got things calmed down. Sakura had to goat him on so things were going to escalate up again, but their red head teammate to stop to it."
"Thank you for bringing this to my attention, I'll handle it from here. Why take them out for ice cream."
"Come Konohamaru let go after we play ninja."
We got them and went to go get some ice cream.
(means while)
"Dad, are we going to let Sakura get away with what she did?"
"We are not in these Chuunin exams known to lose lives right."
"Yes, but with Sokka and Naruto on that team we will me lose any of them."
"Yes, I know exams can be taken in teams of 2, 3 or 4. We just have them be taken together."
"Then who will be their sensei dad."
"Genma, come forward please."
"Lord Hokage, I all ready feel like I'm their sensei. I am delighted for it to be official."
"Done, now go see there other Jounin sensei see who is ready to take the exams this year."
They sat in the meeting room waiting for the other sensei to show up. A few more with everyone catching up didn't take long for them to show up.
"Now that it's all here, let's discuss who is ready for the Chuunin exams this year."
"All ready"
"I've already seen a few other villages Genin."
"All right, let's tally in who is going in the exams."
"I Asuma Sarutobi recommend Choji Akimichi, Shikaku Nara, Ino Yamanaka, and Serenity Kyoshi."
"I Genma Shiranui recommend Naruto Uzumaki, Sokka Kyoshi"
"Wait, those two are my students"
"Not since last week Kakashi did you show you had no interest in teaching them so I gave them to Genma he been teaching them for the next month."
"I Inoichi Yamanaka recommend my team of hellions Azula Kyoshi, Kovu Kyoshi, Kiara Kyoshi, Zeheer Kyoshi.
"I Might Gai Kyoshi recommend Neji Hyuga, Rock Lee, Tenten, Kakashi Kyoshi."
"I Tenzin recommend Rei Haruno, Keiko Kyoshi, Hikaru Kyoshi"
"I Akihiko Sarutobi recommend Chika Kyoshi, Shikamaru Nara, Ryuu Kyoshi "
"I Ebisu recommend Opal Kyoshi, Hazashi Kyoshi, Sakumo Kyoshi"
"I Kurenai recommend Kiba Inuzuka, his ninken Akamaru, Hinata Hyuga, Shino Aburame, Kion Kyoshi."
"I Kakashi Hatake recommend Sasuke Uchiha, Sakura Haruno"
"Wait Lord Hokage these are my students they are just not ready for this."
"Wait Iruka you didn't even teach them"
"But Hokage"
"But no Iruka, they say, they say they're there more ready than they are ready."