Hero Origins – Stick of Truth

Hi guys, the nazi zombies entered the scene last chapter, are you guys ready? Hope you like it :3

My main language is Spanish so I'm sorry for my grammar

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Jimmy P.O.V

We were in the vent spying on the mysterious government agents. Ok, so, the alien ship is leaking toxic waste and if someone touches the waste it became a nazi zombie… Is not that out of the ordinary here in South Park, but that doesn't mean we are fine with it. The government agents are currently discussing how to deal with it

"If anyone get his hands on the toxin, he could spread it. We have a big problem" One of the officers said

"That sounds bad" Butter said

"Y-Yeah, I can think of a f-few people who'll want t-to get that" I said "T-They'll better deal w-with it soon"

"Yeah" Butter said

"W-What do you t-think Douche?" I waited, but he didn't answer "Douche…? D-Douche!"

I look at Douchebag and he was hugging himself trembling in fear, Butters and I crawl to him to try to calm him down. Why is he like this?

"D-Douche, Douche, a-are you ok? S-Stay with me?" I try to call to him, but it didn't work

"Is just like yesterday" Butter said

"Y-Yesterday?" I asked

"Yeah, he got like this when we went in Kenny's guess house. We need to get him out of here"

"R-Right"

We started dragging Douche out, but his phone fell on the vent and I turn back to grab it and accidentally managed to hear the last of the officers meeting

"We are going to blow up the area around the contaminated zone and we'll make something about an earthquake to cover it. We can still contain this if we act fast" An old government guy with a patch said

BLOW UP! They are going to destroy the town!? The other officers agreed to the idea and left soon after… Oh no… What now?

I went back to Butter who was already outside. We were ready to escape, but without Douchebag help, we won't be able to get far, that's when alarms started going off. A huge commotion started nearby and everyone were out of control, and luckily, we were able to us it to run away without getting notice

We keep running for a few streets until we knew we were out of danger, we were at City Wok when we finally decide to rest

"How is D-Douchebag?" I asked Butter who was carrying him

"He looks fine" He said and lay Douche by a tree "He passed out"

"D-Did this happen y-yesterday too?"

"Yeah. What do you think cause it?" He said and we both sit by Douche

"I d-don't know, maybe h-he was scared o-of the zombies? What c-caused yesterday?"

"It happened after we entered Kenny's guess house"

"H-His guess house? O-Oh, you mean t-the lab in h-his garage"

"Lab?"

"Oh, d-don't worry about it"

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Douchebag P.O.V

I slowly open my eyes… Where am I…? What was I…?

"Aahh!" I yelled suddenly

The Government. No! I felt someone grab me, I punch him away, I tried to stand up to run, but someone stop me. I struggle in panic

"Douche, calm down, is us" I heard a familiar voice

I look to the person who was holding me to see and scared Butters and pass him was Jimmy rubbing his cheek in pain. My mind finally started functioning, I relax, but panicked once again when I realized why was Jimmy hurt

"Did I…?" I said

"Hehe, is o-ok" Jimmy said smiling "But d-damn, that was a g-good punch"

"I'm sorry…"

"Is f-fine, we s-should had been m-more careful" Jimmy said smiling again

I fell to the floor, my mind and body was at their limits

"Douche!" My friends yelled

"I'm ok, just tired…" I said to calm them down

"Thank god" Butter said

"L-Let's go to m-my house" Jimmy said, and we all agree

Walking back to Jimmy's house we saw the community building, were Mr. Marsh was waiting for us

"Hey, we should give the information to Mr. Marsh" I said

"Y-You still w-want to keep going w-with this?" Jimmy asked me and I nod

"I can go and catch to you guys later" Butter said

"But we still need to go to the goths" I said

"I can do that too" Butter said

"Y-Yeah, you seriously n-need to rest, you b-barely sleep yesterday, right?" Jimmy said

"Is ok, we just need to finish this and I'll go to sleep, promise" I said, and Jimmy and Butters agreed

We entered the community center, Mr. Marsh face lit up when he saw us

"Hey everyone, the kids are back" Mr. Marsh said, it looks like he told everyone about our mission "So, did you find anything?"

I got out my phone and start playing the recording. He started listening, but got impatient, grabbed my phone and forward some of the recording

"They are going to blow up the city?" Mr. Marsh said

He totally missed the part about the zombies and went directly to the end, it was my first time hearing it too. The people panicked not knowing what to do until Mr. Marsh took control, saying how they are not going to let Taco Bell take their town

"Thank you kids, we wouldn't be able to do this without your help" He said and got the goth's sign "Here, I'll take you a pic with your sign"

We tape the sign to the main table and Mr. Marsh took a picture of us with my phone. Jimmy and Butters thank him, and we leave the center

"Great, look's like the adults are going to solve the problem with Taco Bell" Butter said

"I d-don't trust them, b-but is not like we could do s-something about it" Jimmy said

"Yeah. We just need to take this to the goths and we'll be over" I said holding my phone

We walk back to the school, we entered the alley and the goths were still loitering there. I'll finally be able to take off these clothes

"They are back" Henrietta said, I got out my phone and show them the photo

"They did it" Pete said

"Nice" Henrietta said

"I can't believe you actually did it" Michael said

"Ok New Kid, you officially prove yourself" Pete said

Huzzah

"When you need us, call us and we'll be there" Michael said giving me a note with their phone numbers

"Awesome" Butters yelled excited

"Y-Yeah, this took longer t-than expected" Jimmy said smiling "But we d-did it"

I nodded smiling to them and we leave to Jimmy's house

"Guys" Butters said "I'm going to tell Eric the good news so you guys can relax. I'll see you guys in a bit"

"Butters wait" I said before he ran off

"What is it?" He said

"I need to talk to you two" I said

"It is a-about what K-Kyle said?" Jimmy asked and Butters gave us a confused look

"Something like it" I said "I want to tell you, but I really need to sit down, can we hurry to your house Jimmy?"

"S-Sure" Jimmy said and we hasten our step

After entering the house, I almost fell down to the floor, but Butters managed to catch me and carry me to the sofa, the same one I woke on

"Do you want me to take off your clothes?" Butters asked me

"Ah…" I blush "No, I'll do it later"

"W-We didn't do m-much, but I f-felt like I walked a m-marathon" Jimmy said sitting on a chair and rubbing his arms

"No joke" Butter said

"Hehe, I s-see what you d-did there" Jimmy said and Butters giggle

"So, what do you want to talk about?" Butters asked me

"Butters, do you like being in the human team?" I asked back

"Oh, well… I do, I like to be in the same team that Kenny and you" Butters said

"R-Really? Even with C-Cartman bossing you around a-all day?" Jimmy said

"Is not that bad" Butters said

"Yeah it is" I said "He yells at you constantly and doesn't respect you, you do all the things he should just because he doesn't want to do it himself"

"Mmm… I mean… No, you are right" Butters said

"S-So, you are going to a-accept Kyle's offer?" Jimmy asked me

"What offer?" Butters asked

"H-He want's Douche to j-join the elves" Jimmy said

"Oh… It wouldn't be that bad, their base is way better than ours" Butters said sadly

"I won't join the elves" I said

"Then…" Butters tried to say

"But I won't return to the humans either" I said and Jimmy and Butters looked at me confused "Jimmy, Butters, this is what I want to do…"

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It was sunset, the sun has turned the sky red while disappearing into the horizon. We watch from a far as the armies of humans and elves reunite in the school, ready for their final battle. We heard the sound of the war horn and the battle began. I look back to see at my team

"I feel like such a homo sapien right now" Michael the goth said

"Oh, you don't look that bad" Butters said, but only got a scoff from the goth kids

"W-We are ready t-to go" Jimmy said and I nod

"I'm nervous" Butter said, I pat his back to tell him it was going to be ok

It won't be easy, but today, the Grand Wizard and the Elven King are going down

End of chapter 10

Hi guys, today was a short chapter, I didn't knew how to end it, and I didn't want to write more that it was needed. But well, next chapter we are going back to the action, hope you are ready

"Hope you liked it and see you next time :3