To the tune of Old McDonald:
๐ต Old MacNeto had a farm
MUTANT BROTHERHOOD!
And on this farm he had a kid
MUTANT BROTHERHOOD!
With a bullet here, and an arrow there
Here a cape, there a coin
Everywhere another trauma
Old MacNeto had a farm โ
But his kid was not a goat ๐ต
Full disclosure, I have used this joke before (see hold your head up chapter 3).
Spoilery rundown by chapter:
- Ch1 is a play on How I Met Your Mother, with bonus significant sneezing
- Ch2 is a callback to the ~literary theme~ in XMFC in Erik's Nazi-hunting days
- Ch3 is a filk of I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus Magneto
- Ch4 is a reference to Star Wars, the great father-son reveal of our time
- Ch5 is a variation on Charles' line "the bullet curved, Erik" in DOFP.
- Ch6 quotes "Bring Him Home" from Les Misรฉrables.
- Ch7 ๐ [eggplant emoji]
- Ch8 patronymics
- Ch9 "What's he done now?"
If you're reading this, thank you for making it all the way through my nonsense! ๐ I've had a lot of fun writing these. Sadly I'm all out of dad jokes for now, but if I come up with any more, they'll be posted here.
Assuming you enjoyed my sense of humor, you may also enjoy my other crackfics for this fandom, particularly "Survivor", "Crime of Passion", and "the open (elevator) door" แ( แ )แ