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THIS ONE TIME I GET DRUNK AND THIS HAPPENS!

"... "

"... "

"Well? "

"Well... "

"Aye... "

"Maybe we should read it again? It's all my fault I must have misread it. That's it. Yeah that's it, totally. "

"Aye"

"So it here goes... "

To ,

The drunkards who ruined my sleep.

Congratulations on your marriage and yeah you're married! By now I think you should have known 'what you did' s from yesterday from the blue talking and flying still indecent too much fish obsessed cat. Yesterday evening all I was hoping was for a nice sleep and nice devotion in the morning. But no, some teenage drunkards had to ruin it. By any means if you're reading this message and probably panicking! Cause that's exactly what you should do and then let me have the divine responsibility to have some of your memories revived.

So here we go...Yesterday night was just not about some drunkards having fun in the most possible pathetic way but something I haven't seen in years. Surely enough I always come across people like you every now and then but the thing is you are different. Even in this drunk state the little and reflex actions and reactions you'd have to each other explained a lot. Normally i would have shooed people like you yelling 'the marriage can't be there because you are not sober' and yesterday I didn't and there's a perfectly explainable reason to it. As you may or may not know I know who Lucy is. When she was at Haregaon just after fleeing from her house, randomly she would drop by to take care of kids and make them learn new things. That was very nice of you apart from the first time you cooked in here. You sure have gotten better on it right? I know it's been years but I remember Lucy being a very wise and smart intellect so I had to trust her on this. Before the marriage occurred when the boy errr ahem was in boxers waiting at the altar he.. ( maybe I'll leave him to be to remember what he did. That just isn't my story to tell). So where was I? Ah yes, when you came you secretly handed me a piece of paper . Upon reaching out for it and reading it I realized it was a declaration note saying that you two are completely sober and are willing to take the step as well as consequent responsibilities. Then in no way I could avoid it cause you where on law. Hence I had to marry you guys; complete legally. Even though you were in boxers and rabbit costume. Pathetic. Even though you had no ring. Again Pathetic. Even though for witness the only person you had for was your cat. It was the limit of being Pathetic. How do i even write it out? Honestly though I am sending you these just as a 'caution sign'. It would be better if you remember on your own what happened on your own wedding while your own consciousness was not there. So yes in the parcel that is I sent the Marriage certificate which on a clear note says in no way you can think of divorce in 6 months and even if you do you have to take counselling sessions ;more like nosy people drilling you inside out only to mark that the marriage is impossible between the two of you.

On a second note in that parcel are 2 boxes. These boxes have been in church since God knows when. The boxes hold very pretty yet significant rings. All I know is long ago a saint gave these saying 'only the worthy should fathom' I haven't been able to find anyone, not untill yesterday. Before I could give the rings to you both of you passed out. So consider them as your wedding bands. You can always give it a chance! Why? Because they say ' a drunk man words are the sober man thoughts '.Besides its just for 6 months. If it doesn't work you can quit. Untill that I wish you give each other a chance. May God bless you!

Note: next time please wear proper wedding clothes, the boy's cloth are there in the parcel too. I just wanted to get rid and never remember me being this generous.

From,

The one holy priest who got his sleep ruined.

We again glanced at the boxes. Both of them had rings with platinum bands. The bigger sized ring one had a diamond loop and 2 small black diamonds on either side. While the small sized ring had a huge black diamond in centre and 2 small diamond loops on its either side. If you align the smaller one inside the very rim you could actually realize both of them were perfect fit for each other. They settled in their respective loops so unmistakably. Again we looked at each other. Our expression was simply unreadable and blank. It was like We should be panicking but nothing seemed to come out. And for me it was like a future epiphany; bound to happen someday.

"You didn't misread. "

"Still"

"Aye"

"We can always go to haregaon to check again"

"We can't. There's a guild mission tomorrow morning. "

"We can ask erza and gray? "

" Not Unless you want a trip to frozen hell and back yeah sure"

"Ehh. No thanks. "

"What about divorce!? "

"He said there would be nosy people. Ultimately I can see I'll burn the whole area. "

"Then. There in no way we could have given the reason why to master!? "

"Yeah. How about we burn the marriage certif-"

"Ugh! Just shut up you guys! Just how dense and insensitive you can be. For all these years you had this weird sexual tension that basically made everyone puke. Still everyone gave you your personal space and pace. Then it took you like what ? Some three to four births to realize the very obvious. Besides Don't you understand how much trauma and mental assault I went through while handling your drunken selves. At least have an ounce of pity for my efforts! Above of that you finally confessed this morning and decided to give each other a chance. So what if you got drunk the day earlier and married!? You read the letter it said it was what your sober self always thought. And now that you get it you're in middle of finding a '101 ways to ruin it'! " Luce and I stared wide eyed at sudden outbursted Happy. In such cases he would have normally rolled on floor laughing and rolling his tongue. Then why the fuck so out of character!?

"Happy you stupid cat. Don't you understand how different marrying is from giving a chance! It's comes with a hundred fucking responsibilities! " Uh oh I better not butt in the discussion in front of me. It's between a cat and whip user for Mavis's sake!

"What are the hundred fucking responsibilities?"

"Mutual affirmation"

"It was . "

"We were not sober"

"Still it came as the truth. "

"Ugh . It needs years of understanding and love. "

"You had that from day one. "

"I'm talking about years"

"People don't go around marrying in their 40s"

"Then Living together"

"Don't you do that already? "

"Financial stability"

"We have enough to sustain. "

"A nice romantic proposal"

"Isn't very important"

"A proper ceremony with proper clothes"

"You had a ceremony. Proper clothes trivial"

"Wedding rings"

"We have it"

"Witness"

"I was there. I'm a living being who can perfectly talk, walk, fly, smile, be sarcastic and eat. I'm even smarter than Natsu. "

"Hey! "

"You cat you had it all planned out"

"No. It's called fate. "

"Really? "

"Aye"

"Shut up Natsu you idiot"

"You have a hot headed wife Mr dragneel"

"I know"

"Lucy kick" The next thing I know is flying across magnolia and crashing somewhere. After the whole day of mishappenings I felt so tired and thanks to luce now wounded too , I lost my consciousness. I had a lot to deal with so I did what is best; sleep.

Someone was shaking my arm and scratching it. Ugh can't a person even sleep peacefully in this world!? I groaned and sat up. Rubbing my eyes and my head I looked up or maybe in this case looked down to who dared to disturb my sleep.

"God Natsu you passed out 2hrs straight from lushie's kick. Pfffftttt" Happy snickered and flew above my head.

"I was sleeping Happy. " I groaned again.

"Yeah sure sure. Now lets get back to your wife! "

"Uh yeah. I think she could have got her space and time to think though. "

"Huh? What's that? "

"That's.. Well I wanted to give Luce her piece of privacy to deal with this. I think she should be okay by now. "

"Why would you do that? Aren't married people supposed to be together all the time! " He questioned me. I laughed and walked to a nearby tree to climb upon it. I sat on a branch while happy took the place beside me.

"Being married doesn't mean you should always cling to each other. It also means you should respect each other's personal space and give them time too."

"But clinging is exactly what you do. All the time. "

"That's different happy. You won't understand"

"Don't just 'you won't understand' me. I had a hard pace argument with Lushie remember? And clearly I won"

"Because she let you. There were a lot of things she was holding back. "

"And why would she do that? It's Lushie we are talking about" Ah this is gonna be long discussion.

"Uh Happy tell me what you understood when she said 'mutual affirmation'? "

"Both of you to agree on something right? "

"No. Here it goes deep than that. Look it's not about agreeing on same mission or same board games. What she meant was mutual decision for marriage that too having an eye for both of our futures. It goes for many just not recklessly get married in the fear of not getting another chance. "

"But she said years of love and understanding and living do that since forever."

"She said years of love and understanding and living together as a couple. There's a great difference between being a couple and people assuming you being a couple. Many a times even things don't workout for the most compatible ones. And here Luce and I are the most opposite personalities you'll find. And even when you are a couple things start getting awkward. It just does."

"Why so ?you natsu are never awkward. Rather you are the most care less speaker ever. Besides I don't think the personality thing rule applies on you two"

"That's the problem you know. When you're in a relationship intentionally unintentionally you take things on your heart. When you think about preserving the other's feeling as well as conveying your own you just get... Awkward. Plus when you are officially confronted in a relationship these opposite personalities for sure act. I mean just think about it ; the way Luce looks at a problem and the way I jump into it. "

"Oh. Then when she said financial stability she must have only meant food and rent, would she? "

"Nope"

"Explain"

"Uh well you see when you make things legal you have to maintain stuff and stuff. Um for example when we used to train deep in forests and burnt so many trees and mountains. no one would have asked us why and charged money. But when I destroy things on mission that too in a city they skin me alive. So same goes to married people. There's just lot of things even I don't want to explain. "

"Alright you make a point. But I don't understand why are you not happy. Like seriously you have always dreamt of marrying her and what not. "

"That 'what not' included a lot of details happy. Like making it romantic rather than accidental. And us of all people should know how sensitive Luce can be about these things. On top of that she's a writer. I bet she could have thought of more romantic scenarios than we can even count. And here I go marrying her in my boxers. "

"Well honestly that was very pathetic of you. What would the marriage change anyway? "

"Maybe for us , nothing. But for someone who is been taught to be extremely civilised and well mannered since a kid ;a lot of things. Remember how she told us about hell lot of things changing once you're married in another rich family. She had her marriage set against her will at the age of 17 straight; to which she had to run away. Just 3 years later getting married without even remembering it has no difference at all. "

"There is. This time it's you"

"Happy.. "

"She gave you a chance didn't she. I think you should continue having trust on your love "

"I do. It's just that she said she wanted to take things slow and have something steady and solid rather than skipping steps and end in nothingness. The next moment we know that we are married. "

"I'm sorry Natsu. If I could have thrown a huge stone and knocked you two at once this could have never occured! "

" Might have even let me carry it. It could have been such nice training "

"Aye. Ne... Natsu? "

"Huh? "

"How do you know so many things about relationships. As long as I can remember you had never any such things in your life."

"Oh that... Just a haunted memory"

"Spill Natsu!"

"Ugh fine. Let's just say one day it spilled from my mouth that I have realized my feelings for Luce. "

"... So?... "

"... In front of Mira and Erza... "

"OH MY FOUR WHISKERS! "

"... They made me by heart everything about relationships... And kiss... And marriage... And echi things... And all this stuffff... And yuck yuck yuck! Who knew Erza would have given such details! She's a pervert even more than the naked stripper and Mira... Itaiitaiitaiitai... She was on her third degree and and I couldn't sleep for days after that... " I shuddered at the thought.

"That's it I don't think I can handle more. It's good to know that you are alive after that"

"They said they didn't wanted my eternal forever the dragon and princess story to end so soon. "

"Blessing in disguise Natsu... Blessing in disguise... "

"Hai... Talking about have a mission tomorrow morning . Ugh! "

"You don't wanna go on a mission? There's a storm coming"

"Nah. Just a little itsy bitsy tsunami in my life. "

"Oh well"

"Yeah"

"What are you going to do once you reach home? "

"Maybe I'll ask her to pretend as if nothing happened untill we come up with a solution"

"Lushie's weird. She won't listen so easily"

"That is a real problem you know"

"I know. "

"Then there's already the whole diamond keys and spirits, then my crazy ass brother's resource stealing and love rivals"

"Too bad all you can do is burn things up"

"No I can't. I mean I can. But.. NOOOO! "

"See even you considered to just burn everything up"

"Oh shut up! Let's go back before I burn you first"

"Ayeeeeee! " And with that we flew away. To Luce house, to my house and my soon to be graveyard. Good grief.

After reaching the place as usual we jumped from the window and I marched towards the kitchen . God I am so hungry and all this choas making me more hungrier. If only I could produce food through my magic too...

"Natsu you idiot knock some sense and come through the door once a while" Luce yelled at me. Her hair was wet and she had a white tight tank top with black shorts. The kind of shorts you can only wear at home when your best friend and accidentally husbands name all on your ass.

"Uh! I'll try sometime"

"How come you are so chilled out about the whole situation"

"Cause I'm starving" I hunted the fridge and the cupboards and grabbed any edible things anywhere and placed it on the dining table.

"So what? "

"I can't multitask ok? "I opened up a tin which is supposed to have-who cares? I warmer it up and started eating. Apparently this container has salmon. Nah too blunt. So I picked up a near jug boiled the water and poured it in every can who had noodles picture on it. And just so you know I did open the lids too.

"Never mind"

"Yeah you have some too. "

"Thank you... "

"Eh don't touch mine! "

"Shut up I'll take what I'll want"

"Nooooo! "

"My my young couples these days! "

"Shut up Happy " Both of us shouted and burst into fits of laughter. We stuffed our mouth with as much food as we could before one of us bites each other off. After gaining a few more pounds we slouched on the couch and sighed.

"Ne Luce"

"... "

"Let's just pretend nothing happened untill we find a solution to these. I guess both of us need some time let things sink in"

"Hmmm"

"Let's not rush decisions"

"Hmmm"

"Let's keep it low and under the covers untill we know what the fuck we are doing"

"Hmmm"

"Then there's an important mission tomorrow. We should concentrate on that. "

"Hmmm"

"Geezzz Luce say something at least"

"Hmmm"

"Ugh Luce say it before I tickle you to death"

"Eh! Stay away. Whatever you said is fine with me... " She sighed "but"

"But? "

"My ass still hurts. Why did you have to be such a pain in the ass Natsu! "

"... "

Luce burst into laughter and started panting. " You won't believe how much I wanted to say this! Good riddance "

"And you say I'm the one who is chilled out"

"Oh! I did? Guess I'm too tired to remember"

"You always say that! "

"Never mind then"

"Let's get to bed we seriously have a mission tomorrow. We can't screw that one! "

"You're the one to talk"

"Oh please! " I rolled my eyes and dragged Luce along to the bed. I took my side along the window and just fell asleep. You get the best sleep when there's a lot of things lifted of your chest and of course when you're stuffed upto neck. Before I knew I already was losing consciousness. The last thing I remember is something shifting beside me and me warping my arms around her. Yeah the usual... The usual .

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END.

Sorry for any kind of mistakes I did. I'm working on it. But please bear with me untill I reach some point. Besides reading my own things makes me want me improve more and more and give you guys the best who had been with me. This chapter was definitely not much of adventure rather I wanted to let you guys know what this means to Natsu. I know this is not it. And yup there's a lot for you in the bag. This maybe a short chapter too. But I think I'll update the next chapter soon too. Again thank you, you have my gratitude!