Alien Oneshots Part 2

by yugiohfan163

Like it says, any new aliens or sequels yet to be done, will show up here.

20. Anur System Girls part 2

Alien oneshots part 2

Anur System Girls part 2

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(A week later)

-Bellwood, Undertown-

It was a very...odd time for Ben Tennyson. Like very odd. This was due to one tiny thing that happened on his nine month vacation to the Anur System.

He got a harem!

Which he didn't find out until AFTER he just got back home, before passing out.

And it didn't help that a certain AI ship, aka Alice, was the one that brought them here in the first place. Which made him very angry but that turned to shock when he later learned that due to the delicate balance between the Plumbers and the Anur System itself, they can't exactly return home without causing an intergalactic incident.

But that could also be due to the fact that many of his 'harem members' are high class players in the political circle, or criminals with very deep connections, and having them around the hero of the universe, aka Ben Tennyson, could be helpful for an alliance with said system...so they are NOT helping Ben out this time.

It also didn't help when the plumbers helped get them their own private apartment for all of them to stay in. Which unfortunately, was in Bellwood, a few blocks away from his house.

But the WORST part was...well...his family and friends were NEVER told of this...well...until yesterday that was when his 'harem' tried to jump him in the shower while Gwen was showing Kevin to his parents, to meet the family as Gwen told him on that day.

And well...

"AHHHHHHHHH!"

It wasn't a pretty sight...anyway! Let's go back to the present and see how our lucky harem master is doing shall we? Although for a side note, while his family heard the screams, for some reason Ben was able to get an excuse out to avoid suspicion...although he will have to tell them one day…...ANYWAY! Let's get back to the story!

Ben was currently yawning while trying to keep from falling asleep as Pakmar was getting on his ass...again.

"Pakmar did NOT need Ben Tennyson destroying my marital aid shop! Pakmar-"

Ben yawned before looking at the alien. "You know, I wasn't the one that blew up your shop this time. So fuck off."

"No! Pak-"

FLASH!

And cue Ben transforming into his newly acquired G'rraian form, which he named Blindgilla and was a very muscular ten foot tall humanoid with purple skin, dark green eyes, ten large giant squid like tentacles on his backs, thick purple scales with flaps covering them, and the omnitrix symbol on his forehead, and opened the flaps on his scales, blinding Pakmar.

"AHHHHHHHHHH! PAKMAR CAN'T SEE!"

"I told you to fuck off." he grumbled while sounding a little pissed off now. "You think I plan this? That I keep messing up your new business for fun? I have other things to worry about then what you do with your life. You wanna complain? Then do it to your insurance agent because I'm done hearing you bitch to me every single time!"

Pakmar cried out in pain while crashing into several people and went tumbling down a hill...and right into a pen of Havok Beasts, who were very much hungry and annoyed that someone just interrupted their mating season.

"Grrrrrrr."

"Grrrrrrr."

"Ugh..." groaned Pakmar before seeing the beasts and paled. "Pakmar hate Tennyson-"

"ROAR!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"That should learn him." He said before recognizing his own 'bad english' and said. "I mean that should teach him, yeah, that's right." 'How did that happen!?'

FLASH!

As he changed back, he fell on the ground and passed out, not knowing that a pair of invisible arms was dragging him away.

(Later)

-Unknown Plumber Issued Apartment complex-

"Ben. Ben. Ben wake up."

"Ugh..." He groaned while still out of it. "Pancakes..."

"Awaken my pharaoh!"

And cue him waking up while seeing Preta, Elizabeth, Gévau, Hathor, Zamia, Kyonshi, Rita, and Grif looking down at him.

"You're awake!" Zamia cried out while jumping on him. "My lord!"

"GAH!"

"Get off him." Elizabeth sighed while picking the girl up with one hand. "He is tired."

"No thanks to you know who." said Grif while eyeing Kyonshi.

"What? I was hungry." she said while a little stressed. "So please stop putting me in the spotlight."

"When you stop trying to suck his blood every ten seconds."

"Wait, you did that while I was passed out?" Ben cried out while the Vladat whistled a little.

"Since he's awake, perhaps we can-"

"Let him rape me senselessly!" Rita interrupted while Hathor slapped her with a bandage. "AH~"

"Silence halot! The Child of Raza is speaking!" She scowled before coughing. "My apologies. As I was saying, perhaps we can finally get this meeting started."

"Agreed." Preta nodded, while not seeing the Loboan moving towards Ben's face and began to lick it. "But first, can we all agree that Gévau needs to stop licking my knight-HEY! Stop that!"

"What?" she pouted. "It's just me showing affection."

"Down." Preta frowned while tapping her fingers on her now crossed arms.

"Awwww." She pouted while Ben slowly got up.

"Ok, what's going on here? And what meeting are you talking about?" He asked while Preta smirked.

"Simple." She said while pointing to a whiteboard with some letters and diagrams written in sharpie. "This meeting is about our dating schedule."

"...eh?"

"We set it up to try and make things easier. Given our current situation." Elizabeth said. "Plus it will help prevent unnecessary distractions from occurring, like oh say a certain Vladat trying to duck your blood while mind controlling us-"

"I'm not Lord Transyl! I told you this beforehand!"

"Actions say otherwise."

Both glared at each other while Rita started to eye Ben up and down.

'Ooooh~ His eyes are penetrating my body like tentacles~'

"Don't I get a say?" Ben asked while looking at the girls. "I mean, it's the most logical thing to do right?"

Grif sighed. "He's right, even if his brain is fried from lack of sleep."

"Hey!"

"Just saying."

"Maybe I could get enough sleep if SOMEBODY didn't try sneaking in my bed all the time."

"Hey, it's not my fault." Kyonshi blushed. "You have very tasty blood."

"Plus I like to do that." Grif shrugged. "I am a pervert you know."

"I know." Ben sighed while looking at the whiteboard. "So want to hear my opinion on this dating schedule?"

"Go ahead." Preta said with a smile.

"It's an ok idea, but I feel like I should go on a date with the LEAST likely to either attack others or drink my blood every second."

The other girls looked at each other while Ben pointed at Zamia and Grif.

"That's either of you two."

"Really?" Grif asked while Zamia gushed a little.

"Wait, why not me?" Hathor asked with a confused look on her face.

"Because I was to save your date for later." 'Plus I feel like I picked you first, then I would have a strange sense of deja vu.'

"Fair enough." She sighed. "But I require a date fit for a child of Raza."

Ben sweatdropped.

"My lord." Zamia asked with a smile. "Who shall accompany you today?"

"Mmmm..." He held his chin and looked between the girls to weigh pros and cons. "...I say...mmm...Zamia."

"Yes! Thank you my Lord!" She cried out before hugging Ben tightly. "I shall go on a date with you!"

"GAH!" He groaned from the squeeze.

As Zamia squeezed the human, Hathor felt a pang of something...unnatural as the other girls either wished they were picked out hoped that no one was stupid enough to ruin the date.

(Later)

-Bellwood Wacky Theme Park-

Ben and Zamia walked into the park, Zamia piggybacking on Ben.

"My lord, look at all the wonders!" she said in awe while pointing to several roller coasters and riders, all themed around cats for some reason. "I've never seen ones so big and bright!"

"True, so what do you want to do first? Go on a ride, play games?"

"Mmmmm…" She tapped her chin and looked around. "How about...that one!"

Ben looked at the spot and noticed it was a haunted house...full of zombies.

'Of course.' "Haunted house it is." He said as he walked towards the attraction, not knowing that his two most annoying and former bullies Cash and J.P. were at the entrance way, admitting people into the haunted house.

"Ticket." Cash grumbled before seeing Ben with a child and elbowed J.P. "Hey, look."

"What?"

"Tennyson has a kid."

J.P. turned and saw the two. "Must be babysitting."

"My lord." Zamia said while pointing to the two boys. "Are they Undying Ones too?"

"Them? No, just humans with messed up ideas." Ben said while the two boys stiffened. "Especially when they try to take others' accomplishments, right?"

"..."

"..."

"I thought so." He smirked.

"Uh, hey Tennyson, you here for the haunted house?" asked Cash quickly.

"Yes. With my date."

"Hi." Zamia smiled while the boys looked shocked.

"Relax, she's five hundred and one. And no, I'm not into kids, I'm just being the responsible one here." Ben said quickly.

"Uh..."

"What?" Ben frowned.

"Nothing. Go on in." He said while seeing the two walking in. "J.P."

"Yeah?"

"Maybe we should move out of Bellwood, it's getting weirder than normal."

"You read my mind."

(With the two)

"Ooooh." Zamia said in awe while looking at all the dead bodies and spiders. "So many tasty foods!"

"Don't go eating them, they're for decoration purposes."

"Aw." she pouted while Ben was getting bad memories from his time in Anur Transyl, more specifically, the first time he came to that planet.

'Keep it together Ben, it's just a bunch of people in costumes.' He thought before seeing Zamia pointing at a pumpkin.

"Oooh! That looks like my lord's head!"

'No it doesn't.' he thought while said pumpkin looked like Kevin.

"My lord, thanks for the date." she smiled happily.

"No problem Zamia, but we're just getting started."

"Huh?"

"Yeah, we are going to have a fun day Zamia." He smiled. "I promise you that."

"Yay!"

As they walked deeper into the attraction, they didn't notice the other Anur girls peeking from behind a corner, making sure nothing happened to either one of them.

"Are you sure we should be doing this?" Hathor asked Elizabeth.

"Yes." she nodded. "Believe me, if it was anyone else I would just leave them be, but this girl is the same age as my little sister."

"Oh come on, don't tell us you think Ben prefers them THAT young."

"Some men are strange."

"Mmmm." Rita hummed. "That sou-"

"Don't finish that." frowned Preta.

"..." she looked away while Gévau started to sniff a pumpkin, her tail hitting one of the prop trees.

CRASH!

Which knocked down all the props in the process in a domino effect.

"WAH!"

CRASH!

CRASH!

"...oops." Gévau muttered with embarrassment. "Not again."

(Next day)

Ben yawned while he felt a little happy today, for one his first date went well, even got a hug from Zamia that wasn't tight. In a sense, a good date. The problem now was...well...who to pick for the next date. Especially given how Preta and Rita gave him a list last night on suggestions if they were picked next.

Right next to him was Hathor, who was fascinated by one interesting bit of technology….an AC.

"To think cold air can come from this one small casing." she muttered while playing with the remote. "Ahhhhhhh~"

"Don't get too close, or you might get cut."

"I am a child of Raza, I can't get hurt by simple wind." she huffed while Ben raised his eyebrow.

"And the fire issue?"

"..." she huffed in annoyance while blushing. "Low blow my pharaoh, low blow."

"By the way, why are you next to me anyway? Not complaining, just asking."

"Because I require your presence, you are still repenting, don't forget."

"Oh come on." he sighed. "I thought we dropped that already?"

"That was only until after you married me, since you ran away during the announcement you still have a few hundred years of repenting to do." she said with a chuckle. "Say, are there any muziams for atlanteans?"

"You mean museums right?"

"Yes."

"For humans, yes, not atlanteans."

"...how boring." she huffed while Ben got an idea.

"Hathor-"

"High Pharaoh Hathor."

"Yeah, anyway, want to go on a date to the museum with me?"

"It's a start to resume your repentance."

"Ok." he sweatdropped. "But I think you need a change in clothes, you look...kinda revealing to people not...you know."

"...what?"

"Made of bandages."

"..."

"I mean, I don't have a problem really, I just don't want you to feel out of place. See here on Earth people tend to stare or gawk at things they don't understand."

"No I will not change into new clothes."

"Not even cute ones for a cute girl like you?" He said with a smile, making her blush.

"...fine, but only once."

'She's so easy sometimes.'

'I will get him for that act of flattery.'

(Later)

-Bellwood Museum-

Hathor blushed while currently wearing a pink hoodie, white sweatpants and holding an ID mask in her hands, something Ben got for her just in case she needed to blend in or when she 'became shy'. "These fabrics feel constricting."

"Well, you did pick some sweatpants." Ben chuckled. "So ready to go in?"

"...yes. I am." 'I hope it has nothing too...macabre.'

"You can hold my hand if you start feeling nervous."

She blushed. "I-I'm fine, I'm no child."

"Well, the offer still stands." he remarked as the two walked up to the entrance of the museum and went in.

(Inside)

Hathor blinked while seeing egyptian artifacts and cadavers all around her, making her surprised and squeamish. "Gods above."

"Do you mean that in a good or bad way?"

"Bad. And what are those?"

"Mummies. Mostly egyptian mummies."

"...so they are my...people?"

"Not exactly. Those are actually dead bodies of old humans who were wrapped up like that to try and preserve their bodies for years to come."

"I see, so my people helped create your 'mummies'." Hathor said with a light cough. "How...quaint."

"You know if it creeps you out you can just say it."

"It doesn't." She said while turning her head to the left, only to see a mummy with some mummified eyes still on it, and screamed. "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

Ben jumped with people turning with confusion.

She clinged to Ben's arm and pointed at the mummy. "EYES! THOSE EYES ARE DISGUSTING!"

"It's ok! They can't do anything, they're not even working."

Hathor panted before slowly calming down, although her bandages were puffed up like a scared cat's tail. "Ah...oh...I...I see…." 'This is why...father never showed me any cadavers as a youth….stupid bastard…'

'Looks like even mummies can get scared of dead things.' thought Ben who looked down and wrapped his hand with hers, snapping her out of it and looking down.

"..."

"Want to see something else?"

"...yes, please do."

"Wanna take a look at all the treasure they found?"

"...sure." she nodded while holding the hand a little, as if to say 'thank you' without any words.

As they walked away, neither noticed the other girls looking from behind a knight's armor, looking to see if there's anything they can use for their dates, although Rita was busy looking at some fish fossils and actually looked interested, although said fossil was one that had a fish in it's stomach, so it's hard to figure out WHAT she was actually interested about.

"Looks like that ruler has a fear of body parts." said the Valdat while eyeing Elizabeth. "Better be careful, or she might run away from you."

"Not funny."

"Just saying, but if I'm mocking you then it's because you mocked me first...ugh too much stress." she muttered to herself.

"Can we join?" Zamia asked Preta with a smile.

"No, this is solely their date, we're merely observing."

"Aw." she pouted before seeing a guy walking by and tugged at his shirt. "Sir, can I interest you in the correct way of Rigamoti?"

"What?"

"The way of Rigamoti, to die permanently so you can achieve enlightenment, or so daddy says. Want to join?"

"Um…." he looked at the girl and suddenly noticed the other girls, going wide eyed at their appearances before his eyes rolled up into his head, and passed out.

"..."

"Weirdo." Grif said with a sigh.

"Maybe it's normal for humans?" asked Gévau.

"Nope." Elizabeth sighed. "It's not. He's just scared of us, like how my people are afraid of humans for their 'normal' looks. No idea why, but at least Ben isn't one to be afraid of us."

"We better make ourselves scarce, otherwise we'll attract too much attention." Preta said before she turned intangible.

Grif shrugged before slowly taking off her clothes, much to the other human's shock. "Welp, fine by me."

"Wait don't!" Elizabeth yelled out while a security guard ran over and cuffed Grif's hands.

"Hey! What the hell!?"

"Lady, we don't allow public nudity here, or outside. I'm gonna need you to come with me."

"I'm a nudist! That's my nature." she frowned before turning invisible, making the man go wide eyed as she ran away, still taking off her pants in the process. "FREEDOM!"

"GET BACK HERE!"

The girls looked on while speechless.

"Can I do that too?" Zamia asked innocently.

"NO!"

(Next day)

Hathor sighed while looking like a love struck maiden as she sat at the breakfast table and smiled, knowing that her date yesterday went perfectly, even...kissing. Kissing at a fountain too. "Heheheheh~"

"Are you going to do that throughout the whole meal?" asked Elizabeth while Preta was busy making breakfast, one that looked like it was breathing still.

"Hehehehehe...my pharaoh...hehehehe~"

"She's going to." Grif sighed. "Believe me, anyone after the first date will act like a princess, or in her case a pharaoh with a massive ego the size of Anur Transyl."

"Nothing wrong with that." spoke Ben while trying to discreetly dial in Upchuck.

FLASH!

Only to turn into Stinkfly, making Kyonshi blink and sniff him.

"Yum...insect meat."

"No! It's still me-GAH!" he cried out while getting his blood sucked again.

"Not at the table!"

Rita looked at Ben and licked her lips. "Hey, handsome, look over here please."

"Busy here!"

"Oh, so you don't want to see me lick your face and nibble your butt~?"

"Not at the table!"

She pouted while Preta shook her head.

"Eggs are ready!" she called out while the eggs looked like they were Goop if they had still moving chicken legs on it's head. "Get it while it's hot!" 'I can't believe this is my first time cooking...I'm a culinary genius!'

"Oh boy, looks...good." spoke Stinkfly trying to put on a brave face.

"You're NOT going to get sick on me right?" Elizabeth asked with a raised eyebrow.

"...yes?"

"..." 'I don't trust him.'

Preta went ahead to put the food on each plate, with Stinkfly swearing his portion let out a growl.

'Oh boy.' he thought before moving his hand towards the food.

CHOMP!

Only for it to bite his hand, for some reason!

"OW!" he cried out jumping up and stumbled back. "Get off! I don't taste good!"

The food kept on biting him while Grif looked at Preta.

"Say, since today is YOUR date day, why not oh I don't know...GO GET SOME COOKING LESSONS!" she snapped as her food just bit her on the nose. "OW!"

"What!? Are you saying I'm a bad cook!? How rude!" She frowned in shock and bewilderment.

"This thing looks ready to crawl under the table." deadpanned Elizabeth.

"..." she looked around while the food seemed to be attacking people, except for Hathor and Zamia, the later petting it like a dog and the former just eating it like it was nothing. "...maybe I should try cooking classes…" 'Damn it!'

CHOMP!

"OW! MY WING!"

"Maybe some tips would be helpful."

(Later)

-Bellwood Cooking-

Preta and Ben walked into the small building while noticing that only a few people were in the room, all waiting for their cooking instructor.

SLAM!

That was when the door swung open to reveal...Rook with a cookbook in his left hand and wearing a small apron on his person, walking in.

'Wait, HE'S the instructor!?' Ben thought in surprise.

"Greetings class. I was delayed by traffic…" Rook trailed off when he saw Ben and went silent before quickly looking away while opening the book. "So, today we shall be working on an omelette."

"Hey Rook!"

"..."

"Rook, hey. It's me, Ben, your partner! How are you!?"

"..."

Preta whispered in his ear. "Maybe you should talk to him later, when he's not trying to teach a class."

"Huh? But Rook knows me, I even helped him with some family issues-"

"Ahem."

Ben stopped talking while seeing an embarrassed Rook looking at him sternly. "Oh, right, my bad, continue."

"The ingredients are on the table. Please look at page 67 of the textbook and we will get started." He said as Preta opened the textbook and looked puzzled.

'I can't read this, at all.' she thought while recalling she has never read english due to NEVER leaving her home until Alice's arrival just a few months ago. 'It's all chicken scratch!'

"Are you ok?" Ben asked with concern.

"Oh, yes…"

"Do you want my help?"

"I'm good." she said while putting some butter on a frying pan. "I'm ready to cook!"

'Why do I feel like I have to go hero more than once today?' He thought with a cold chill going down his spine. "Well I'm right here to help, maybe I could-"

"I'm fine!" she huffed. "Don't coddle me!"

"Ok ok!"

(Attempt one)

"AHHHH!" screamed Preta while the frying pan was on fire. "I THOUGHT ALCOHOL WOULD WORK, AHHH!"

Ben ran over with the fire extinguisher and quickly put the flame out.

"Ah...ah….yikes…."

(Attempt two)

Preta went wide eyed as the egg expanded like a balloon in front of them.

KABOOM!

And exploded its contents all over the place, which happened to be cheese and helium.

"...well the helium tank didn't work at all." she sweatdropped while Rook was covered in cheese.

"Might I suggest using tools already available in the kitchen?"

"...perhaps."

(Attempt three)

Ben, Preta, and Rook looked at the burning building with shock as cheese, egg yoke and bread yeast oozed out of the windows and doors as the fire was pink for some reason.

"..."

"..."

"...maybe adding all the ingredients in the oven, with the frying pan was….a bad idea?" Preta said while looking depressed. 'I'm even worse than Elizabeth!'

Rook looked at Ben and frowned at him. "Magister Max will hear about this, I promise you that."

"..." 'Welp, I'm never coming here again.'

"I believe that ends today's class." Rook said to the remaining people, who escaped the flames, as he walked away.

Ben looked at the depressed Preta and patted her shoulder. "Want to get something to eat?"

"..." she turned to him, while unaware that the other girls were watching from behind a corner. "...not hungry."

"Aw." Zamia pouted. "She looks so sad."

"If that happened to any of us, we all would be." said Hathor while noticing Rita's eyes were gazing at the flames. "Um, Rita?"

"Burning….candles….hot…" she muttered with a low moan.

"Rita?"

"Must...burn...ass...with...flames!" she cried out while running towards the flames, only for Elizabeth to grab her by the neck.

"No! You will NOT do such a thing!"

"But the flames! The fire penetrating my anus! Ben's flaming hand-"

"NO! Bad girl!" she frowned while flicking her forehead. "No masochistic thoughts!"

"AW!"

"What is an anus?" Zarina asked Hathor, who was also confused as well.

"I'm not sure."

Both looked at Grif.

"...ask Ben." 'No way I'm going to get in the middle of this!'

(Next day)

Ben yawned while noticing a sleeping Preta above him, who made him recall how they went to a nice restaurant for dinner and actually had fun, despite burning a building to the ground and having Rook hate him for messing up his class.

Although, he did get a call from Rook yesterday saying that if he sees Preta again, he will arrest her for arson, no matter WHAT the situation.

'Starting to wonder if I should have contingency plans in case stuff like that happens more often.' he thought before seeing Elizabeth walking in.

"Hey." she said while sitting on the bed. "Need some company?"

"Sure, what's up?"

"Well, I just wanted to ask you something."

"Shoot."

"Can you ask Gévau on a date today? She's...kinda getting antsy and acting like a literal dog being cooped up all the time."

Ben slowly sat up and grinned. "Funny, I figured you were coming in here to call dibs on the next date."

"Oh trust me, I could do that, but the Loboan's sonic whines are getting annoying."

"Sonic-"

"WHHHHHHHHHIIIIINNNNNNNEEEEE!"

BOOOM!

And cue the wall next to the front door breaking from a loud sonic blast of purple energy.

"That." Elizabeth sighed.

Ben jumped with Preta slowly waking up.

"Huh…? What? Where's the dismembering hot Ghostfreak?" she yawned while looking around. "...drat. It was a dream."

"Ok, I'll take your suggestion into consideration."

"Thanks."

(With Gévau)

She grumbled while currently curled up on the couch, looking depressed while letting out another sonic whine. "WHINE!"

BOOM!

And cue the TV exploding into bits.

'Why can't I go out with Ben? I'm so BORED of watching!"

That was when Ben walked into the living room with a small rubber ball and leash in his hands. "Hey Gévau, how are you feeling? Cause I was thinking that maybe you and I could spend the day together."

She instantly sat up and wagged her tail. "Yes! Let's go! Ah...ah...ah…!"

'She's like a puppy.' He thought with a chuckle.

"Hey, what are those?" she asked, noticing the items in his hands.

"Oh, this is a ball and this is a leash. The ball is for fun." he pointed to the ball. "And the leash is to keep you from running off."

"...I'm not a feral, I do NOT need such a thing."

"But the park we're going to requires it."

"Like I said, I do NOT need it."

"Well….ah! How about I go in alien form with you? That way we both can keep up with each other."

"..."

"Well?"

"Sure, but!" she said pointing a claw up. "You need to change its name, Blitzwolfer sounds….like a disease or something."

"Hey! My alien names are top of the line." he frowned.

"Not this one."

He huffed.

"Plus you DID say that you came out with it on the spot for your EX girlfriend, am I right?" she growled, making Ben gulp a little from the intimidation factor. "Just change the name, now!"

He gulped and held up his hands. "I'm open to tweaking it, but I'll need time."

"Just make sure you get a good name on our date." she frowned while walking away.

'Ok...that was actually scary.'

(Later)

-Bellwood Central Park-

"Fetch!" yelled a random girl while throwing a ball to her pet….iguana?

It looked around while not moving towards the ball.

"Come on Iggy! Fetch the ball!"

It stuck it's tongue out before scurrying off to a tree.

"IGGY NO!"

As we move away from that weirdo, we see Ben and Gévau walking down the road, although for some reason, Ben was on a leash being held by the Loboan.

"This isn't how it works." Ben sweatdropped. "You were supposed to be leashed, not me."

"I only did it because I'm waiting for you to change."

"..." 'That is true. Very true.'

"Plus the humans seem to like it this way."

"I'm pretty sure that's because they're taking it the wrong way." he sweatdropped while seeing the people looking at him, with confused or perverted faces.

"Hey." said a random guy to his girlfriend. "Maybe we should do that?"

"No."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm willing to go naked while wearing a trench coat, NOT wear a leash. I have some decency you know." she huffed in anger. "Plus I'm not an alien lover either."

Ben glared at that jab while at the moment, he spotted Gwen reading a book on a nearby bench and panicked. 'Crap! I can't let Gwen see this!' before looking at the watch to dial in an alien, one to help get him out of there, or just shrink down, or something!

FLASH!

But he just turned into Ripjaws, who gasped for air so loudly that it caused Gwen to look up from her book.

"...what the…?"

"AH! AH! AH!"

Gévau blinked while seeing Ripjaws and let go of the leash. "Oh! Are you ok?"

"Need...water!"

She looked around before grabbing him and threw him-

SPLASH!

Right into a fountain.

Gwen looked at Gévau and raised an eyebrow. "And you are?"

"Gévau, Ben's girlfriend." she said with a smile. "One of them that is."

'Oh god! That was close!' Ripjaws thought with a sigh of relief. "I thought I was gonna pass out."

"Ben?"

He paled seeing Gwen. "Um….yes?"

"Why are you wearing a leash?"

"Um…"

"And why is this girl saying she's ONE of your girlfriends?"

"...because I have a harem?" he squeaked out in fear.

"..."

"From the Anur System…."

"Wait, the same system you went on vacation for?"

"Yes."

"..."

"I got a harem. A girl from each planet...and somehow got a Vladat who's into my blood." he got out while Gévau wagged her tail. "And Gévau is my date for today."

"...does grandpa know?"

"Yes, and the Plumbers. Apparently they WANT me to have a harem."

"..."

"Um...I can explain later." he said while not noticing the other girls were hiding behind a tree, although the Vladat had a large pink umbrella over her head from the sun.

"Should we help him?" asked Grif while in the nude, and proud of it.

"No, otherwise she'll get upset and probably scream at us."

"Still."

"Plus I do not want to move from this tree." Kyonshi panted while wiping her brow. "Or I might die from the heat."

"Figuratively or literally?"

"Both."

Hathor looked at the redhead while feeling a kinship with her. "...maybe I should tell her about my status as my pharaoh's future queen? She seems knowledgeable and level headed."

"No." Preta deadpanned.

"And why not?"

"Because I recall her." she frowned. "She tried to send my people into the void, after my predecessor tried to use humans as vessels for conquest, and I happened to be one of the unfortunate ones that got sent back by her."

"...what?"

"She's a sorceress."

"...oh." 'So magic DOES exist. I thought it was just a science of the gods...Raza oh mighty, give me the strength to use magic, just for once in my lifetime.'

Gévau looked at Ben, who timed out a few minutes ago, before saying. "So, can we play fetch now?"

"Sure. Gwen, can you hand me the ball?"

She grabbed the ball and handed it to him. "We'll finish this discussion later, with both our parents present."

"Yeah yeah, go Gévau! Fetch!"

"Ball!" she grinned when it went over her head and chased after it.

Gwen looked at her go while Ben noticed the book in her hand, but the title was in some weird language.

"Hey Gwen, watcha reading?"

"Oh, it's about Norse runic magic. I found it while trying to make Charmcaster happy." she said while pointing to Charmcaster's bag, which she had on her person so she could reform the sorceress one day. "Although she keeps cursing in norse and it's really hard to understand her these days."

"Norse? Wasn't that about vikings or something?"

"Yes, it was about viking gods. You really need to research more." she shook her head.

He rolled his eyes. "I'll get to that eventually."

"Meaning never right?"

"Hey! The day I get to that is the day I come up with a new name. Gévau has a problem with Blitzwolfer and wants me to rename him. Still think it's a cool name."

"No it's not." she deadpanned. "Benwolf sounded better, Blitzwolfer sounds strange and doesn't roll off the tongue at all."

"Not you too!"

"Just saying. And since she IS your girlfriend, you SHOULD at least change it for her sake. Or are you going to act like a jerk like you did with Julie?"

"UGH!" he groaned in frustration. "Fine! I will get it changed! God!"

Gwen looked at her book and felt something click. "In fact, I might have an idea. Have you ever heard of Fenrir?"

"No, why?"

"It's a massive wolf that was so dangerous it was chained up until the end of the world. It's jaws are so large, along with its body, that it could eat the sun and Odin would be eaten by him. Also, he's the son of a god and a giant."

"So….a giant wolf?"

"Yes, but it's also the brother of a massive planet sized serpent and a half living and half dead goddess of death."

"...norse is weird."

"Look, try using that name, or do one of your word playing stuff on it. It MIGHT actually scare your villain roster if you use it." She deadpanned.

"...mmmmmm…." he rubbed his chin with his left hand. "Mmmmm….roar….reir...no no. Mmmm….."

"Ben! I got the ball!" Gévau called out while holding the ball, which was covered in blood and fur. "This weird mammal with a fluffy tail got in the way, but I ate it!"

"..."

"That was a squirrel." Gwen gagged.

"...huh. Tastes better than the prey back home."

Ben turned green as she dropped the ball. "Uh...good job."

She smiled, revealing the fur in her teeth, and wagged her tail. "Again again!"

"...ok." he said while picking up the ball and threw it.

"BALL BALL!" she yelled while running after it, causing some dirt to go flying into several dog's faces, making them chase her in anger.

"...oh! I got it!" Ben snapped his fingers. "Fenroar!"

"Fenroar, huh. Good naming choice." Gwen nodded while watching the Loboan running around with a pack of dogs behind her. "Good thing your smart cousin was here to lend a hand."

"Sometimes you're smart."

"Excuse me?" she frowned.

"What? Sometimes you're a dweeb." he chuckled, not knowing that Gwen just made some mana hands near his pants.

SQUEK!

"AHHHHHHHH!"

"And you're a doofus." she huffed with a smirk while Ben was having a bad atomic wedgy.

"Too….tight." he squeaked out in pain.

"Ball! Ball!" Gévau barked while the other girls watched her having fun, not noticing the dogs about to-

CRASH!

Collide into them, sending them tumbling down a hill and into several people in the process.

"AH!"

"MY BACK!"

(Next day)

Ding dong.

Ben yawned while walking towards the door, not in a good mood as he had to explain to his parents and Gwen's parents about his harem, which went as expected for overprotective folks, and well, while the date was good, he DIDN'T want to see anyone at the moment.

"I will get it." Grif said while in the nude as she opened the door...revealing Ben's ex crush Kai at the door with some ball game tickets in her left hand. "...and you are?"

"Kai Green, and am I interrupting something?" she asked with a raised eyebrow looking at Grif's naked body.

"No, I'm a nudist." she deadpanned. "Why are you here exactly?"

"To see Ben, duh."

"Sorry, but he's not seeing people today, especially ones with an annoying face like yours."

"Hey!" she frowned while Grif tried to close the door, only for her to block it with her foot. "I wanna talk to him, not you."

She deadpanned while seeing Kai walking in like she owned the place, annoying her. "You shouldn't barge in here, that's just rude."

"Like I care." she frowned while not seeing the other girls on the couch, watching some sitcoms on the TV, until she noticed them that is. "Are you the 'harem' I've heard about?"

"Yes." Hathor deadpanned. "And you are who exactly?"

"Kai Green."

"So you're a plant?" Zaima asked innocently.

"What? No!"

"Aw, no beans." she pouted sadly. "No beans for dinner."

"Relax, I can make you some bean soup later." Elizabeth said with a chuckle before looking at Kai with a frown. "I recall your name, didn't you have a Loboan fetish or something?"

"Why does EVERYONE keep thinking that!?" she blushed in anger.

"Because Ben told us about you."

She frowned while noticing Ben right behind a corner and walked towards him. "Ben."

"Yes?"

She gave him the tickets. "Two tickets for the Bellwood Doves vs the New York Jetsons."

"...and?"

"And what? This is our date!" she frowned while not seeing the girls getting very cross with her. "I spent good money on this you know!"

"Um...we aren't dating." he deadpanned. "I'm kinda already spoken for."

"..." her eyes twitched while looking very pissed.

'Oh no.'

SLAP!

And cue her slapping him hard across the face, breaking his nose in the process and causing blood to drip from his nostrils.

"SCREW YOU!"

"OW! FUCK!" he cried grabbing at his nose and stumbling back. "What the hell Kai!"

"You were SUPPOSED to be MY boyfriend! Yet you CHEAT on me with some alien bimbos?!" She yelled while not seeing the others looking very VERY crossed.

"Bimbos are we?" spoke Elizabeth while getting up. "Well, the only bimbo I'm seeing is the human right in front of me, aka YOU!"

"And also." Hathor said while using her bandages to grab Kai and lift her up. "How DARE you harm the future pharaoh of my planet! You shall suffer a thousand deaths for your sins!"

"Grrrrrr!" Gévau growled while her hair stood on end.

Grif shook her head in anger while Preta started to twitch, Kyonshi bared her fangs and Rita actually looked ready to EAT Kai. "You really are an idiot, hurting Ben for NOT being interested in a human like you. I suggest you leave, now."

"Ugh! Fuck you all! Ben is MINE! MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE! M.I.N.E!" Kai yelled while struggling against the bandages. "MINE!"

'Is she suicidal? Does she NOT feel the tension?' thought Ben, actually feeling bad for Kai….but not by much.

"Rape her?" Rita asked Grif.

"...no. But you can bite her, hard."

"Ok!"

CHOMP!

"YEOW!" Kai cried out while getting bitten on the ass, hard. "YOU BITCH!"

"Mmmmm~!"

Ben, looking a little better despite the broken nose, looked at the omnitrix and got an idea, one that would shut Kai up for good about him 'being her boyfriend'.

FLASH!

Kai blinked before noticing that Ben….vanished. "Huh!?"

That was when Grif, whose eyes were sensitive to reflected light, noticed that someone was behind Rita, but did nothing as it began to pull her off.

TWANG!

"AYI!"

Only to cause Kai to experience an atomic wedgie as it was revealed to be a tall humanoid with dark purple skin, dark green eyes, covered in thick crystals like armor all over his body, long black hair, and was completely nude.

This was Stealthman, the DNA sample of a Millgan, and he just started to get back with Kai for breaking his nose.

"Atomic wedgie!" he yelled with a grin as he kept on pulling on said underwear.

"OW OW OW OW OW!" Kai cried out in pain while Hathor looked at Elizabeth.

"Since Ben has decided to punish this peasant, shall I throw her out for the dogs?" she asked while pointing to Gévau, who growled a little.

"Meh, why not. Gévau needs the exercise anyway."

"Ben! Time to give Gévau a new chew toy!"

"Fine." he grumbled while letting go of the underwear.

SNAP!

"EEP!" Kai cried out before Hathor threw her out the door, Gévau running after said human, and slammed the door shut.

"That'll teach her NOT to try that ever again." Hathor huffed while Stealthman changed back to Ben.

"Yeah, sorry about that." Ben sighed. "I really didn't know how loony she was."

"It's fine." Elizabeth shrugged. "But you do owe one of us a date."

"...so you want me to date you next?"

"Well since you offered." she smirked. "Sure, perhaps tomorrow. I heard the Bellwood Zoo is opening a new exhibit, something about a red eyed frog."

"Red eyed...what?" he asked while Zamia showed him a flyer with what looked like Albedo in his true form in a cage.

"This one my lord!"

"...ok, we're definitely going. I gotta bring a camera with me." Ben smirked.

(Next day)

-Bellwood Zoo-

Elizabeth and Ben walked into the large zoo while the onlookers felt a little unnerved at the tall woman, not because of her outlandish features or anything, but because of her smile, which looked creepy to some people as they were fang-like near the corners of her lips.

"So where's the habitat at again?" Ben asked while walking passed the lion exhibit.

"Just past the elephants and in the reptile house."

"Thanks, I don't exactly go here that often, especially when one time I went Wildmutt, fought with Animo, and I almost got put in one of these exhibits myself."

"He he." Elizabeth chuckled. "I could imagine that, only if you were back on my homeworld and in human form."

"Oh right, you're a porcher and zoo owner."

"I resent that, I'm an animal collector."

"And a criminal."

"...so you found out huh?" she said with a serious tone.

"Wasn't hard really." Ben said. "Alice gave me the info and I just researched the rest. But while we are on two sides of the law, I'm not going to let this ruin our relationship, plus you haven't really caused trouble."

"...I see." she nodded. "Very well, but if you do try to send me to jail, I'm going to be very crossed."

"Noted." he smirked. 'She hasn't seen what I can do in a serious fight.'

'He hasn't seen me at my angriest.' Elizabeth thought while both walked into the reptile house.

And saw Albedo, stuck in a sturdy glass container with grass, a small 'lake' and several small branches, while looking very cross.

"Oh joy, you showed up." Albedo growled while seeing Ben. "Here to mock me at my lowest point?"

"No, just getting pictures." Ben said while pulling out his phone. "But how did you even get here? The last time I saw you, you were on Galvan Prime cleaning up from Malgax's attack."

"No prison could hold me." He frowned. "And I escaped, but without my means of obtaining the ultimatrix-"

"The fakeatrix you mean." Ben laughed. "It didn't even look like the original."

"...anyway. I escaped and using the last piece of my greatest invention-"

"Again a fake-"

"Stop interrupting me Tennyson!"

"Not my fault it's so fun."

"Grrrrr!"

"Continue." Elizabeth said.

He raised an eyebrow. "A Transylian, huh. Anyway, I was able to use said piece to regain my original form. The problem was that the technology used for the revival of my genetic template created a portal through space and I crash landed in this zoo. Apparently despite being a singularity for alien life, the staff here thought I was a new type of frog."

"To be fair, they have a good reason to." Ben snickered.

Albedo glared. "If I wasn't interned in this glass prison, I would be ripping your eyes out."

"Look on the bright side, maybe they'll toss in a girl frog so you won't be lonely."

"TENNYSON!" Albedo growled while pounding on the glass with his fists.

Ben took several pictures with Elizabeth laughing.

"Hahahaha! Oh lord, this Galvan is so funny." she laughed. "I wouldn't mind having him in my zoo."

That was when Albedo stopped pounding on the glass and took a better look at the woman, going bugged eyed in the process.

"Oh great, the insane porcher Elizabeth Hook." he backed away slowly. "Why did YOU have to ally youself with this human, is it another one of your botched attempts to get a new species for that dumb zoo? Because if it is, I'm NOT coming willingly! I know what you do with them in private!"

Elizabeth stopped laughing and glared while Ben looked lost.

"Huh, so he knows as well. But what do you mean 'in private'?"

"She hugs the beasts to litteral death!"

"Uh...Elizabeth?" Ben said looking at the woman, who seemed to be twitching as black lightning formed from her hands.

ZAP!

BOOOOM!

"AHH!" Albedo screamed while the glass cage exploded from a bolt of lightning.

SQUASH!

"OW!" he groaned while getting grabbed by said woman's left hand, squeezing him tightly as a result.

"You. Me. Outside. NOW!" 'No one tells my secret out loud! NO ONE!'

"Elizabeth stop!" Ben yelled while seeing Elizabeth walking out of the room. 'Oh god! She's going to kill him!'

(Next day)

Ben grumbled while sitting on his bed, a little frustrated that Elizabeth entered a rage so dangerous that it nearly caused an animal stampede and almost squashed Albedo in the process.

Thankfully Ben was able to turn into Diamondhead and stopped the fighting, but both were banned from the zoo for a month while repairs were going on. Needless to say, Elizabeth was deeply sorry and after putting Albedo in a Plumber cell, they had a nice dinner and just cuddled at home. But...for Ben, it was almost a disaster and he hoped this next date wasn't going to cause another incident.

'Note to self, try not to change into anything with fur near her.' He thought while not noticing Kyonshi hanging from the ceiling, sleeping at the moment.

"Zzzzzzz." she snored while drooling a little, which had a dark pink Corruptura trailing down said drool and-

Plop!

Landed onto Ben's lap.

"Woah!" He got out while picking the crystalline creature up and crushed it. "Ok...ew."

"Zzzzz."

He looked up and saw the Vladat sleeping above him. "Kyonshi!"

"AH!" she cried out while losing her grip.

PLOP!

And landed on Ben's face, ass first.

"Huh what who!? Where am I? Who are you!? Where's the fire...ow! My head...too much...stimuli...ow…" she groaned while rubbing her head in pain.

"Mmmhmm!" He cried out while flailing around.

She looked down and quickly got off him. "Sorry, are you ok? And...why is your nose bleeding..." 'Yum…'

"You fell on it." Ben groaned before seeing Kyonshi's eyes, which looked mesmerised at his blood. "Wait, don-"

Chu~

"AHHHHHH!"

(One blood sucking later)

Kyonshi sighed while stretching her arms out as Ben looked a little paler than normal. "Mmm~ Much better."

"Speak for yourself." He groaned while Kyonshi smiled.

"So, are you ready for another date, or are you too tired?"

"You drank me like a smoothie, what do you think?"

"...so?"

He groaned while slowly getting up. "Look, just let me rest up and perhaps I can get ready for a date."

"Yes!"

"But that doesn't mean WE are dating today!"

"Aw!" She slumped her shoulders hearing that.

Ben shook his head and passed out from lack of blood.

(A bit later)

Ben sighed while deciding to date Kyonshi today, but this time wanting it to be a quiet date, so he decided for the most rational thing he could think of….

A dinner date at Pakmars' new chinese restaurant, called the Hopping Ghost.

Suffice to say, this was either a good way of getting in trouble or a very bad idea, maybe a little of both, who knows.

But right now he was willing to take the risk. Especially when he was wearing a dark green and black tux and Kyonshi a deep red and black hanfus.

As they walked towards the rather large oriental restaurant, they noticed the small alien acting like a cross between a waiter and a bouncer.

"Ben Tennyson."

"That's my name." Ben smirked before seeing that the alien was covered in bandages. "So, how was your punishment?"

"Pakmar lost kidneys!"

"...so?"

"Give Pakmar good reason to let you inside, or else he will call the police!"

"Simple." Ben said while winking at Kyonshi. "Her."

She nodded before spitting a Corruptura at his head.

"Ah!" he got out before the Corruptura took control of his body.

"So." she said while Pakmar stood completely straight. "Will you let us in, and not bug us?"

"Of course. Go right in." He said while moving back.

Kyonshi nodded before Ben whispered into her ear and she grinned. "Ok, now go to the nearest restroom, run into the girl's bathroom and scream 'Pakmar want booty' at the top of your lungs."

"Of course, Pakmar go do that." He turned and walked away with the two snickering.

"Now that's going to be funny." Ben chuckled as they walked inside the restaurant and found themselves a seat right under a golden dragon.

As they waited, none of them noticed that Grif and Zamia were also in the restaurant, trying to have some food as they were in the area and well, Kyonshi forgot her umbrella...again.

'Really.' Grif thought with a sigh. 'She really needs to hold on to this before leaving. She has an intolerance to solar rays...still, at least they went out on a cloudy day.'

"Should we get some food?" Ben asked the Valdat while he didn't notice that a waitress just walked in front of them.

That waitress in question was Julie Yamamoto, who was wearing a green and pink hanfus sporting a red dragon on the back and several thin lines down her chest and hips.

"Welcome to the Hopping Ghost, how...wait. Ben?"

"Julie?"

"...you know her?" Kyonshi asked.

"Yeah, she was my girlfriend, ex to be exact."

"Oh! You mean the one that broke up because you were dumb enough to yell at her, while playing a video game, and she took it as you being pissed at her?"

Both blushed in embarrassment while NOT liking that part of their lives being recalled.

"Soooo, what can I get you two?" Julie said with an awkward look.

"Mmmm, some peking duck." Ben said.

"Same." Kyonshi said with a nod.

She nodded while writing the order on a pad of paper. "So...who's your friend?"

"Well this is Kyonshi, and believe it or not, she's kinda...the last Vladat in existence."

"Wait, I thought you-"

"Yeah, turns out Lord Transyl wasn't the last one." Ben admitted. "And she was the leader of a peaceful fraction of that race."

"Yes." she bowed. "I am Lady Kyonshi of the Jiang Family, leader of the VPC or Valdat Peace Corps. Our mission was to ensure that our race would change from parasites to a more civil society. It...didn't work as you can tell."

"...I'm not gonna ask for details." Julie said before walking off.

"Should I tell her about the harem?" Kyonshi asked. "She seems ok with us, unlike Kai Green."

"Maybe just keep quiet about it."

"...fine." she sighed while not knowing that at this moment, Julie was taking the orders of Grif and Zamia, and well…

"What!?"

"You heard me, we are some of Ben Tennyson's girlfriends." Grif sighed. "I'm only telling you this because it feels morally right to tell you such confidential information. That and from what I gathered during my 'gathering sessions', you are more tolerant to aliens then most, so logically, you deserved to know about our status and how it would affect him."

"Yeah." Zaima said innocently. "Being truthful is a virtue."

Julie dropped her pad and paper with wide eyes.

Grif sighed. "Look, I can explain later, after your shift."

"Ok aunty Julie?"

"...what was that last part?"

"Aunty Julie." Zaima smiled.

"Ignore her." Grif sighed. "She's still a kid, even with her advanced age."

Julie walked away while feeling a little happy at being called 'aunty', even if it was from Ben's girlfriend and one that looked like a child. 'Wow...just wow.'

(Next day)

Kyonshi smiled while currently sleeping on Ben's lap, tired from both the fancy dinner and the fucking they did afterwards, which really tired both of them out and just made them sluggish today.

But on a relatively positive note for Ben, apparently Julie decided to approve of his harem after Grif's mediling, although she would only approve of said relationships if she became the godmother of his kids, which made Ben blush and ask 'why would you say that!?' But after explaining that while their relationship was a little rocky, they were still friends and friends need to help each other, and she felt like she would be more suited as a parental figure for Ben's kids then an actual wife for him.

So in essence, a job well done for making sure his ex wouldn't try to be a bitch like Kai was.

'I was worried she'd be cold to me and not even look me in the eyes. Hope she does alright with her tennis career. Shoot! I forgot to ask how she landed a job at a restaurant like that.' Ben thought while not seeing Rita walking next to him and drinking some milk.

"Clug clug clug."

"Oh, hey Rita."

She looked at Ben and grinned, making him flinch as he recalled her form of 'flirting'.

"Um...Rita, can we-"

"Fuck anuses?"

"No, can we just watch tv today as a date?"

"Awww, but I had a list of ideas." She pouted while looking very forlorn.

"And that list is?"

"A list full of toys, cock enhancers, glass dildos, snake fangs-"

"Woah woah woah! We don't NEED to just do THAT kinda stuff!"

"...but I want to be ravaged by your killer whale."

"You ARE talking about my penis, right?"

She nodded while Ben looked confused.

'Ok, weird comparison...I mean it's not THAT big...right?' he thought while Rita sat next to him, squishing Kyonshi's stomach in the process.

"Ugh...zzzz."

"Wake up." Ben sighed while Kyonshi slowly woke up.

"Huh...what?"

"Want to watch tv?"

"Oh...no thanks, I need to shower." she said before turning into a cute little bat and flew away.

Rita looked at Ben and eyed his crotch. "..."

"Rita, we are only watching tv, NOT fucking."

"Aw come on! At least make it a porno." She pouted. "Something with snakes!"

"No and look, I get your into sex and...weird stuff but WHY are you asking me this all the time!?"

"..." she looked at the ceiling. "...I like you, and...um..."

"What?"

"...sigh. I'm a masochist." she said in a very calm voice. "Big time and well, I'm ALWAYS aroused!"

"Yeah, that I KINDA already got."

"But I am aroused BY you!"

"But that doesn't mean we gotta jump into bed on our first date."

"But I feel like that's the only way you'd like me!"

Ben sighed. "Sex doesn't equal happiness. Being with someone you know and like does."

"Like you?"

"Yeah."

"...oh."

Ben sighed before changing the channel...to Will's news network by accident. "Oh shit."

"The menace Ben Tennyson has done it again. With a pack of monsters too might I add." Will said with a frown while showing images of Ben and the Anur Girls causing trouble in the places they had dates on. "It wasn't bad enough to ruin the city of Bellwood, but to bring alien monsters to perfectly good establishments for who knows what, that just proves that he is no ally of humanity."

"It's called dates! Something I bet you've never had!" yelled Ben in annoyance.

"As such-"

That was when an invisible force grabbed him and threw him out the nearest window before revealing that it was Grif, naked and very annoyed.

"Idiot." She muttered before the station cut to a commercial.

"..."

"..."

"...wow, go Grif."

"Show off." muttered Rita with a pout. "I wanted to eat his ass, and use his spine as a dil-"

"RITA!"

"WHAT!? It would have been hot!"

"No it wouldn't!" groaned Ben facepalming. "Look...I'm not gonna tell you what you like is wrong, because if it's something you like then NO ONE should tell you what to like, but keep this in mind, not everyone is gonna think the same. Some maybe, but not everyone."

"Well then HOW am I supposed to know if you don't like any of that unless I mention it?"

"...ok you got me there." he admitted. "How about this? You tell me some of your kinks, and I'll say if I'm intrigued or not?"

"Ok."

"So what kinks do you like?"

"Whips, slapping, hand holding, dildo-"

"Wait, what was that last one?"

"Dildo expansion?"

"No not that. The other one."

"Oh, hand holding. On my planet, it's a taboo kink."

"Hand holding?" he looked surprised. "Just holding hands? Nothing weird with them?"

"No, just holding another's hand in public." Rita said with a blush. "It's...very sexuralized."

Ben blinked before holding her hand.

"Ahhh!" she jumped and shivered. "B-Ben, you're being so bold~"

'Oh no.' he thought while seeing her licking her face with a long tongue. 'I just flipped a switch!'

(Next day)

Ben groaned while unable to walk, since Rita fucked him all night long, and well...he was in the bathtub trying to calm his aching muscles.

With said girl smoking a cigarette at the breakfast table with a happy expression.

"Tastes bitter...like it." Rita sighed while back with Ben, he did not notice an invisible force entering the bathtub as well.

"I'm gonna be staying away from porn for a year, maybe two." Ben sighed while the invisible force moved behind him and-

Boing~

Something soft landed on his head as it was revealed to be Grif, who was naked and smirking at the situation he was in.

"So, did you have fun riding Rita like a dog? Or was it the other way around?"

"Ugh, not funny."

"I thought it was funny." Grif chuckled while placing her arms around his neck. "Since I'm your date today, why not do what we always did and wash each other's backs. For old times' sake."

Ben sighed while recalling their time together on Anur Milligan. "As long as there isn't groping then sounds good to me."

"Oh relax, I know when to be a pervert and when not to." she chuckled while Ben blushed. "By the way, how DID you like the other dates? Was the schedule good?"

"Considering you girls didn't cause a fight over it? I'd say it's worked out pretty well."

"Good, because they want to keep this up." she chuckled. "That is, until you marry them."

"Marry!?"

"Well yeah, many of them WANT to marry you, like Hathor and Preta." Grif chuckled. "Did you forget already?"

"Well...I thought that they gave up on that."

"Nope. They didn't and will pressure you to do so if you don't get your act straight. I mean, do you want to be a bachelor for the rest of your short life?"

"Well no, but I didn't exactly imagine marriage right now." Ben blushed while not knowing that Grif moved in front of him and licked her lips.

"Well, I can wait." she said while nibbling his earlobe. "But don't wait too long, or I might become an old maid~"

"Grif!" he jumped back.

"What? Not a fan of earlobe nipping?"

"What did I say?"

"No groping, but ear nibbling is nothing like that." She chuckled while noticing Hathor walking in, with a towel in her left hand, but kept silent. "You are such a tease Ben."

"Not my fault she wrung me dry." Ben sighed before noticing Hathor entering the tub. "AH!"

"Greetings my pharaoh, your queen has arrived for purification." she smiled.

"Hey! This is my date." Grif frowned.

"Well, I'm interrupting it." Hathor said before Preta phased through the tub and Kyonshi, in chibi bat form, landed in the tub and changed back. "Hey!"

"What? I'm just here for a bath."

"Same." Kyonshi nodded before Gévau and Rita broke through the bathroom door and jumped into the bathtub.

SPLASH!

"Tight! Too tight!" Ben got out while Elizabeth and Zamia walked in and entered the tub. "GAH!"

"Yah! Bath time!" Zamia giggled while splashing the water at Gévau who looked like a wed dog, literally.

"Hey! You're all cutting in on my turn! Get out!" Grif yelled while all the girls started tugging at Ben's arms, making him feel very embarrassed.

'Why me!?'

(Later)

Ben sighed in his head while currently speaking to his grandpa visa the omnitrix, the topic of said conversation was about the Anur Girls, as the Plumbers have dubbed his harem, and how he should well…

Get married by the end of ten years or so.

The reason? Simple, to prevent a massive war between Earth and the Anur System, apparently not everyone was into many of their leaders or members of their respective species dating a human, the most garbage species in the universe.

"Grandpa this is way...ok it's completely insane!" Ben yelled. "I can't get married in ten years!"

"I know this is an uncomfortable situation but you have to marry the Anur Girls before the ten year mark. If you don't then a war will be started."

"I get that, but why are they NOW doing this!?"

"Apparently they became enraged after a few unknown figures revealed to the system that you were dating a Vladat." Max sighed. "But still, this is a big deal Ben. Billions of lives on the line on this one marriage."

"But-"

"Ben, remember when Joel and Camille were married to end the war between the Lenopans and the Plumbers?"

"Well yeah obviously." Ben said with a deadpan voice. "But this is different!"

"Not really, but please consider the options. If you don't marry, then the Highbreed Invasion would become tamer in comparison to the Anur Wars."

"...fine." He grumbled while communications ceased and he walked back into his room, waiting for the others to come home so they could discuss everything. 'This can not get any more insane as it already is...right?'

(Elsewhere)

-Somewhere on Anur Transyl-

Within a small abandoned warehouse, we find a small dimly lit room with a small circle in it's center. But as the camera zoomed closer, three figures seemed to become more focused and more detailed.

And...those figures were Zafar, former advisor to High Pharaoh Hathor, Zs'Skayr, former Ecto-Lord of Anur Phaetos, and Lord Transyl, former ruler of both Anur Transyl and Anur Vladias. Each one seemed to be wearing a dark purple cloak with a broken red hourglass on the left chest area, as they weren't fighting or killing each other but doing something even more dangerous.

Planning a war of conquest against earth and it's protector, Ben Tennyson.

"I do hope this plan works." Zafar said to the ghostly alien. "Because I invested far too much to find it was for not."

"Patience." Zs'Skayr smirked. "The weapon is being developed as we speak, right Lord Transyl?"

"Yes." he said while the camera zoomed towards a small corner of the room, which had many metal fragments and other technology as a small red eyed Galvan with a Corruptura forfully fused to his skull by metal screws was busy working on an unseen object. "The lower life form is making progress as we speak."

"Excellent. Soon we shall be on equal footing with that human." Zafar smirked. "And on those insignifical wretches, especially my foolish daughter."

Zs'Skayr chuckled darkly as the camera zoomed towards the broken hourglass symbol on his chest and everything became black. "Soon, the Trinity of Anur shall rule over all."