v2

At Hgowarts, it was presidents day meaning that it was a teacehrs institution day. This meants that there was no classes. Hermione awoke from her chamber and determined her day's destiny the moment she woke. She was going to learn how to sew plaid. This was solely inspired by the fact that it would be St. Paddy's day soon and she wanted to appear Scotish or Irish because she enojoyed this day and was too british for that northern UK shit.

Hermione googled how to do plaid, but learned it was too hard. Hogwarts did not have a FAQs course, therefore she had no sewing machine to make it! No sewing machine, washing machine, bailer machine, twitter MASHEEN, hair weaves or even a loom. It was only possible to sew plaid with her knitting needles, but it would be too far long for her to make a plaid outfit.

So after doing some initiatilia research, Hermione went to the Official Hogwarts Communal LIbrary and she talked to the library. Hermione asked, "'scuze me. Could you direct me to the fashions section of the lbirary."

She replied, "Yeah, but fashions is of the devil! We don't carry books of the heathens!"

Hermione replayed, "Really? Not even in the forbaden are?a"

Mr Library said, "Well, duh. It's in teh joeBiden section, buut kiddos aren't allow back there."

"Damn." hermioned retorted. She was quick downtrioddem and went back to the Griffindor Public Community Common Space. In the lush pleather couches, she sunk. It was about noon when DOmino and Ron found her. Ron asked, "Hermies? What's flapping your jack?"

"" Hermioned she.

"Oh man…" Domino's face looked horrificfied. "You couldn't get into the Restricted Section of the Official Hogwarts Communal LIbrary?"

The girl noodded. And she began to sniffle and cry and a bit. Domino picked up the conversation they had, "Well, let's get breakfast and break into that shit!" Domino literally picked up the girl and they went and got Tacos Gorditas with Ron from Taco Bell in the dinging hall.

In the hall they were selebrating Presidents'd ay by serving the favorite foods of all the different presidents throughout the years. They had obama half fried half baked chicken, george washington cherry surprise, Dondal trump lasagna, and many many others. Also, since they had leftover chocolates from valentines day, thjey melted it down and molded it into the heads of dead presidents. And since it was magic, they could talk and bounce around. It was like a tiny senitent, delicious mount rushmore. The best part was they way they screamed when you took a bite out of them. Domino liked to start with the eyes.

Ron splruged,, "I heard Hagib was growing some really good eggs. Do you like omleets?"

"I eat anything." Domino matter of facted Ronlad.

We should go see him because I want to be his friend said Hermoione."

So off went the beloved trio to Hagrid's shut because they wanted to east some omlettes. Except some dork followed them on the Hogwarts campuss and they threw him to the tentacle in the lake.

Before knocking on the hut's door, Hermioned mentioned, "What about learning how to plaid?"

"Who cares about that gay-ass girly stuff."

"Ohtay." Muted Hermione's mouth. She knew her mind and body belonged in Hagrid's kitchen more than anywhere else, like a good woman would know.

"AHEM!"ed Domino. "Shall I knock?"

The girls shrugged and Domino knocked. Shuffling could be heard behind the door, but not just any special kind of shuffling.

The kids waited a little longer and couldnt handle Hagrid's shuffling. They eventualy just let themselves in only to find Hagrid performing the Super Bowl Shuffle, the only kind of shuffling anyone would hear behhind a door meaning it won't be open for aproximately 3 minutes unil the song was done!

"OH LORDY!" Hagrid cried in embarassment! He was very insecure about his dancing. It was always his dream to enter a ballroom dancing contest and he wasn't ready to show the world his moves quite yet. Hagrid covered his crotch like he was naked, but only looked like Robbie Coltrane in Hagrid's standard mountain man clothes.

"It's okay, Haggy." Ron assured.

But while Hagrid was covering his crotch from such extreme embarassment from the Super Bowl Shuffle, he accidentally knocked over the huge omlette he was cooking from the skillet he was holdingin his hands!

All of a sudden, a skilet fell from the floor and the omlette produced an egg from which a lizard like repitle emerged from the hard shell of a large egg which produced a dragon hatchling!

Domino weeped because he really wanted to eat the skillet, but there was only a thorny dragon hatchling that looked unappetizing. If only the dragon hatchling looked more like chicken-texture, wouuld he be willing to butcher and eat it.

"OUR BRUNCH IS RUINED!" excited Domino.

"No, our brunch isn't ruined. He is 'Brunch'." Hagrid pointed out to the dragon hatchling.

Brunch smiled and a small puff of vape left his nostrils, smelling of the wettest pancakes. He realized he had a mother in Hagrid.

"I'm not liking this" Mumbled Ron. His stomach also rumbled again.

Domino stormed out of the cabin, "I think it's only fair that we eat lunch to forget this crime upon humanity!" which was referring to the omlette breaking.

The kids went to lunch after leaving te hute.

FIN