- Very well, let's begin the planning – Rio exclaimed to the team.
- Hey guys, Yoshi's finally here – Said Bojack the Horseman as he sat down in the seat to the right of trump.
- Welcome Yoshi, take a seat, yours is there, to the right of Luigi – Rio said as he pointed to Yoshi's seat with his right hand, because he is right handed.
Yoshi walked to his seat as everyone stared at him, this was one of the most bizarre situations Yoshi had ever experienced in his life, Yoshi never expected to be in the same room as Pewdiepie and Hitler, it felt weird, so he decided to just sit down and to ignore everyone else.
- Well, we all know why we are here, we have reunited today to revenge the death of everyone's favorite Hedgehog, Olgilvie Maurice Hedgehog, or more well known as Sonic the hedgehog, we all have our reasons, some were friends with him, some loved him, some looked up to him, but now, it doesn't matter, we know who killed him, we know where the killer is, and we will go to where he is and beat the hell out of him, then, we shall kill him! – Rio said while everyone looked at him, when he ended the sentence everyone started to celebrate, trump, Hitler and Edward started to clap; Knuckles even took out a bottle of champagne and started to serve cups for everyone.
- Calm down people calm down! This isn't the time to celebrate; you guys have to pay attention to the damned plan! we are going to celebrate when we kill Sonic's murderer – Rio said while gesturing people to calm down with his hands.
- Hey Rio! You still haven't told us who killed Sonic – Knuckles said in an angry voice.
- Yeah, i was planning on telling you now, and I'll tell you now, Mario is Sonic's killer – Said Rio in a harsh and concluding tone.
- That bastard! I always knew that he hated Sonic, son of a bitch with that dumb moustache! – Screamed Amy while crying and hitting the table.
- Amy calm down! You are going to kill somebody! – said Trump gesturing Amy to sit down.
- Trump's right, you are going to be able to get your anger out when we get to Mario's secret base, ok? – said Luigi with a little afraid tone.
- Ok… - said Amy as she sat down again, but it was clear to everyone that she was still mad.
-Ok, the plan, Mario is hiding in a secret bunker in the outsides of the mushroom kingdom, Toad is also hiding there, our plan is to fly there and raid the base, to get there we will use the matador, a space ship that was provided to us by Tails. Using the matador we will fly all the way down to the mushroom kingdom, once there Yoshi will guide us to the bunker, we will open the door with a bomb, then we'll enter with Bullet proof vests and guns, we will kill all guards that are there, and then we will go and kill Mario and Toad, it will be difficult but I know we can do it – Rio said to the room, everyone then started to clap, Knuckles took another champagne bottle and everyone started drinking again.
- Calm down people, Jesus Christ, can you guys not take champagne out every time i mention us killing Mario!? – Rio said in a harsh and angry tone, but then knuckles took out another bottle of champagne and everyone started to drink it.
- Jesus fucking god can you guys stop drinking!?- screamed Rio at everybody. Everyone then stopped drinking and looked down to avoid Rio's angry gaze.
- Ok, does anyone have any questions? – Rio asked angrily.
Nobody asked anything; instead, they all looked to a wall or to a window to not make eye contact with anyone.
- Ok, then we'll meet next Sunday at 5Am in glappo's street, there we'll get in my car, drive to the headquarters, get in the Matador, go down to Mario's base, we kill the bitch, you guys get paid, all of you then run away and never mention this to anyone, ok, everyone, dismissed – said Rio with a harsh and concluding tone, indicating to everyone that he wasn't going to speak to any of them.
Everyone then stood up and walked to the exit of the base, but some decided to stay in the headquarters and have a few drinks.
Yoshi was about to get out and go to the bar for a drink or too, but he noticed that Rio wasn't going out, but that he was sitting down and gesturing Yoshi to stay inside. So instead of leaving he went to where Rio was sitting and sat down next to him.
- What do you want? – Asked Yoshi while drinking from his personal tequila bottle.
- Did i do it right? – Asked Rio with a worried face.
- Uh? – Yoshi asked in a confused tone.
- Did I do it right? I mean, the headquarters, the team and stuff – Rio explained.
- Yeah mate, very impressive, you got a full on S.W.A.T. team in just 2 weeks, very cool – Yoshi said with a small smile.
- Thanks man, um, I know this sound weird but, could you give me a hug? – asked Rio with an awkward tone.
- Um, sure? – said Yoshi in a confused and awkward voice, he then got closer to Rio and gave him a small hug, this was the most weird hug Yoshi had ever had, it lasted too long, it was uncomfortable and over all just… weird.
After the hug ended they both walked out of the headquarters, it was not night time, the moon was in the sky, it was really cold and very windy, they looked around the dessert around the headquarters exit for a moment, but Yoshi started to walk out of there.
- Yoshi! Wait! – Rio said while holding his hand out to him.
- What? – Asked Yoshi a little confused and angry.
- I am sorry for the weird hug, you see, I never had a father, as you know, I'm Jeff the killer's brother, but Jeff only had one Brother in the known story, right? – Said Rio in a dramatic and depressed tone.
- Um, yeah, his 11 year old brother Liu – Said Yoshi as he looked at Rio.
- Now that I think about it, I never questioned that, are you Liu? Or did you lie to me so you could get into a case to brag about it – asked Yoshi in a harsh tone
- No! I never lied! You see, when Jeff killed his mother, she was pregnant, the police found the body, but I was still alive, the government realized that I was alive in my mother's womb, so Obama ordered that my mother's body was burned with me inside, but Michelle Obama punched her husband straight in his face and told him "bitch you are a monster" she saved my life, I was raised by her as a secret, but Obama never considered me as his son, he treated me as a dog, he used to punch me and rape me every day, so not only my dad died, my step dad never was a dad to me, so I never got a real dad, but this last months, you have been really good to me, so I have been thinking about you as… a cool dude, and kind of look up to you as a father figure – said Rio as he looked at yoshi.
- Uh,
- So, I guess I'll see ya later – said Yoshi as he took out a cigarette from his pocket and turned it on.
- Yeah, I guess, um, goodbye – Rio said while giggling awkwardly.
Yoshi then looked away from Rio and the base and started to walk away from the headquarters, as he did, he muttered some words to himself
- Wait where the fuck am i-