Author's Note: I have another Hyde/Jackie story called "Doing the Right Thing" so it would mean a lot if all of you go check that out and give it a review. Now, we're going into Season 6. Hope you like this chapter and please review! :)

The two of us was in the van laying together under the blankets after our one night stand.

"So, how was the experience? You loved it, didn't you? I was the best lover you ever had, right?" Kelso gloated with a proud grin.

"Shut up, Kelso!" I turned over from him and was about to go to sleep.

"You can't deny it, Rachel! Admit it! That was the best sex you ever had! Eric couldn't top that!"

"Kelso, if you don't shut up, I swear, I'm going to give you the worst purple nurple!" I hissed and he backed off.

"Fine, but I like it when you call me Michael like that." He sounded cocky and I just rolled my eyes in annoyance.

"Go to sleep, Kelso!" I ordered.

"No round two?" He asked with disappointment and I turned over to glare at him. His eyes widened in fear. "Alright, alright! No round two..."

During the middle of the night, we were woken up by someone opening the van. We both got awake and covered ourselves as we screamed in surprise.

"Hey! What the hell?!" Kelso yelled, but it was only Laurie and Fez.

Laurie looked at the state we were in and knew what we did judging by the smirk on her face. "You fucked Kelso, too, huh?"

"What are you two doing here?" I asked ignoring her.

"We wanted to get married and was about to consummate our marriage in the van, but you two are already in here!" Fez answered looking annoyed. He made a disgusted face at us. "This is very, very wrong. Even more wrong than Jackie and Hyde!"

"Wait, you two are going to get married?!" I asked in shock.

"Why?" Kelso wanted to know.

"So, Fez can stay in the country, duh!" Laurie answered as if it was supposed to be obvious.

"This is really, really stupid!" I scolded them.

"What stupid is seeing you two together," Fez waved his finger directly at us. "This isn't right!"

"Neither is you getting married to Laurie!" I argued.

"Please, let us do this, Rachel! It's how I can stay in America!" Fez begged. "I love America and it's alcohol, weed, hamburgers, morbid obesity, and rednecks!"

"C'mon, Rach, we need little Fez in our lives." Kelso told me.

I sighed. "Fine. Can we get just get dressed, please?"

"Okay!" Fez beamed and so did Laurie and closed the door for our privacy.

"We're going to let them get married tomorrow?"

"In the morning," Kelso answered.

"Morning? What about the others and graduation?"

"Graduation will be boring anyway. When we'll leave and they'll wake up the next day, oh man, that'll be such a wicked burn!" Kelso laughed. I wanted to be against this, but I didn't. It'll be fun to do a burn on them. And all of this was for Fez. "And I slept with Hyde's sister so that'll be another double wicked burn for me!"

"And your funeral." I added.

"Eh, there's that, but I can take Hyde," He shrugged as he slipped his shirt on for last. I got finished dressing too. "You ready?"

"Yeah." I answered and didn't care that I had sex hair.

Kelso opened the door for them and we just slept inside of the van some more until it was sunrise. Then Kelso started to drive for the courthouse.

After Fez and Laurie got legally married, we still celebrated because that meant Fez can stay in the country. We went out to eat for breakfast at a local diner and talked. Fez wouldn't stop being so grateful to Laurie for what she did and was practically worshipping her. It was another really nice and shocking thing that she did. Kelso wouldn't stop bugging me about how I had the best night of my life with him last night.

That was just him talking out of his ass. He was very good in bed, I admit, but that was just a one time thing. Kelso believed I would go back to him for more, but I'm not the slutty girls he likes. I vowed to myself that I never had sex with him, but now look at me. I broke a promise to my own self.

Later, we went to the Formans and ran into the garage and out to where they're taking a group photo. Kitty was taking a picture.

"Guys! I have something to tell you!" Fez excitedly said.

"Where the hell were you guys?" Donna asked us.

"Why did you leave without us?" Eric also flipped out. "We had to ride in the back of a pig truck!"

"Talk while pose." Kitty instructed us.

Donna, Eric, Jackie, and Steven was dressed in their graduation gowns while Kelso, Fez, Laurie, and I wasn't. The others moved us so we can fit in. Kitty took a picture of us smiling.

"Okay, here we go! Smile!" She happily clicked the camera and takes our picture like the proud mother she was.

Then they looked at the four of us.

"Well?" Steven pressed. "Talk."

"Okay. Tell them Laurie." Fez said.

"I married Fez so he could stay in the country!" She happily announced.

Everyone was shocked, but Kelso and I wasn't. We were there for them.

"You did WHAT?!" Red yelled. He's beyond furious with his eyes wide in rage.

"Don't worry, Daddy. I don't love him, I was just bored." Laurie said simply.

"You-" Red stopped in mid sentence and was clutching onto his left him arm in pain. "Oh..."

"Dad, are you alright?" Eric asked with concern. I got worried for him too.

"Uh, yeah, I'm fine. I'm just...um, my arm hurts." He cleared his throat and I knew he's trying to act strong, but clearly wasn't.

Kitty was in her nurse mode and put a hand onto his forehead.

"Red...Red, you're all clammy. Red, I...I think you're having a heart attack."

Then Kelso walked over to Red trying to make his arm straight. "No! Open your eyes! He's having an arm attack!"

"Michael?" Red pushed Kelso's hand away. "Michael, get a chair. Laurie, call an ambulance."

They obeyed her orders. Laurie quickly went inside the house and Michael pulled a chair for Red to sit on.

"It's going to be okay, Dad." Fez comforted right at his side, bending down.

Red just looked at him being scared and angry as he holds onto his wife. "Kitty?"

"Yes, Red?"

"If I don't make it...kill the foreigner."

After Red and Kitty went to the hospital, we were downstairs and couldn't believe that Red had a heart attack. Eric came walking downstairs.

"I just called my Mom. She said that he should be fine now, but I'm going to go there soon to visit."

"That's good," Donna said with relief. "Red is a strong man. Of course he'd get past this."

We were all in agreement.

"So, Rachel, do you want to tell everyone our good news?" Kelso asked with a smile.

"No." I scowled, narrowing my eyes at him.

"Where did you two go off to before you ditched us?" Steven asked. Jackie was back to sitting on his lap at his chair.

Before I could deny anything, Kelso was grinning and yelled. "I slept with your sister last night! BURN!"

I shook my head and cover my face with my hands from the embarrassment and shame. I caught Steven's reaction and he was royally pissed off. He patted Jackie's leg for her to get off of him and then he got up looking like an animalistic predator.

"I'm going to kill you!" Steven threatened.

Kelso was the first to run around the basement as if it was a game of tag and Steven chased him. He caught up with Kelso and tackled him to the floor and beat him up.

We all tried to stop them, but was careful to not get swung at.

"Alright! Guys, stop it!" I yelled at them trying to pull them away from each other.

Eric and Donna tried to grab Steven and Fez was trying to pull Kelso away and I was in the middle. Then I felt my brother's fist hit me at my right eye and I screamed in pain. I held my injured eye.

"Oh my god, Rachel, are you okay?" Laurie asked in shock.

"No! Does it look I'm okay?!" I angrily yelled and tried not to cry at the excruciating pain.

"Oh, man, he got your eye?!" Kelso. "I know how that feels-"

"Wait, what? Did I punch you-" Steven stupidly asked.

"Yes!"

"Come on upstairs, I can get you an ice pack." Eric said as he and Jackie helped me to go upstairs since I can barely see.

I was clutching onto my face and painfully moaned.

"On a scale of one to ten, how bad does it feel?" Jackie asked, sitting next to me at the table.

"A hundred!" I snapped.

"Here." Eric calmly said and was gentle when he placed the ice pack near my eye, but not directly on it. I winced and I didn't know if the cold sensation felt good or made it worse. I have to get used to it.

"Thank you." I said weakly.

"You're welcome."

Despite the pain, my left eye saw his face since my right eye was covered with the ice pack.

"Uh, should I leave you two alone?" Jackie asked us unsurely. Probably sensed the tension between us.

"Yes, please," I answered and I heard her leaving to go to the basement. It was just the two of us in the kitchen. "Eric, about...what happened with Kelso and I, that meant nothing. It was just a one time thing-"

"Why did you do it?" Eric asked. "To hurt me?"

That didn't even cross my mind. "What?! No! I never thought to get back at you like that."

"Well, you did hurt me, Rachel. We just broke up and you went off and slept with another guy? With Michael freakin' Kelso of all people! The two timing sleazebag, remember?"

"I was just miserable and lonely, Eric, and so was he because of Jackie. We were alone and together and just-"

"I know," Eric interrupted. "That's from your perspective, Rachel, but Kelso's will be a different story."

"I don't care what his story is, Eric! I just did it to, I don't know, relieve some tension, I guess. I didn't mean to hurt anyone. Not even you-"

"That's good to know." Eric muttered and walked away from me.

I didn't even realize how it would look that I slept with Kelso so soon after Eric and I broke up. Maybe I really was turning into my mother...

"Rachel, I'm so sorry-" My twin brother came into the kitchen and I got up from my chair. I was still holding the ice pack to my injured right eye and was about to leave the kitchen.

"I don't want to talk to you right now!" I didn't want his apology or lecture that I shouldn't have slept with Michael Kelso.

"Rachel, please-"

"Get away from me!" I quickly went upstairs to my bedroom and closed the door.

My eye was still burning in pain.

Maybe I deserved the punch after all.

When the Formans returned from the hospital, Red went upstairs to his bedroom to relax and Kitty noticed how my eye was. She examined and said how we kids couldn't be left alone for one minute. She instructed me how to treat and heal it properly. I put the ice pack on more often as it was bruising and slowly healing. It was turning black and blue.

Kitty wanted to know what had happened I stupidly blurted out that I got tangled in with Steven and Kelso's fight. She wanted to know why they were fighting, but I couldn't tell her the truth. I'm pretty sure she wouldn't like it either that I moved on so quickly from Eric and slept with Kelso. I just told her that Kelso got on Steven's nerves again about him dating Jackie. She bought the story because that did happen a lot before.

When I was downstairs, I was doing my laundry and folded some of my clean clothes and put it in the wash basket.

While I was just minding my own business, I heard a voice from behind me. "Hey."

I didn't bother to turn around to look at Steven and greeted him in a dull voice. "Hey."

"Rachel, please listen to me. I'm so sorry that I punched you, but you shouldn't have been in the way-"

I angrily whirled to him for saying that. "Now you're blaming me?!"

"You banged Kelso!" Steven angrily exclaimed. "Why would you do that?! You know how he is! I thought you were much better than that! Now, you're just like his other sluts and whores!"

"Oh, so would you consider Jackie as a slut or a whore?" I countered with my arms crossed. He stayed silent as if retracting what he just said. "I thought not."

"I never wanted to have you be with Kelso. I just don't want to see you get hurt. He already rubbed it in mine and Forman's faces about you two being together. He's not happy with you either, by the way."

"I know..." It saddened and pained me that I've hurt Eric like this. Another reason why he didn't deserve me and I don't deserve him. "Look, I really appreciate your concern about my well being, but this was my choice that I made. I can have sex with whoever I want. And I just wanted to sleep with him like how you wanted to sleep with that nurse to get back at Jackie. So, don't act all high and mighty with me about that I was with Kelso."

"I get it. We're just both bad people and hurt the ones we love, right?" Steven asked and I just nodded with a lame shrug.

"But I really didn't mean to hurt Eric like that. I just wanted..." I sighed in frustration when I can't find the words to explain myself. "I don't know."

"To relax and numb the pain? Yeah, I know how that feels," Steven said. "I know there are other ways to do it."

We got ourselves into our Circle and used Steven's stash. It was him, me, Eric, and even Jackie, but she was sitting on Steven's lap as usual. Fez filled in the other spot.

"You know, I used to be really mad and hurt that Kelso slept with Rachel, but now, it's like I don't even care," Eric said and then laughed to himself. "It's kind of funny in a way. You, Hyde, always teased me about Kelso banging my sister, but now, he banged your sister!" He laughed harder. "I see why it's so funny! Welcome to the club, man!"

"Shut up, Forman!" Steven growled.

"So, how was he in the sack?" Fez asked me. "On a scale of one to...disappointment."

I just smiled in amusement at him and was about to answer until Steven spoke disgustedly.

"Ugh, I do not want to hear my sister rating how good Jughead was in bed."

But I answered Fez's question anyway. "I give him...a solid nine. That's only because I give the ten to myself. Hehe..." I giggled and then coughed.

"We really should keep Michael on a leash. And neutered," Jackie said. "As much I love him, I love other three things more. Steven, ABBA, and me!"

"What the hell, I'm last?" Steven got offended.

She rolled her eyes. "Fine. You can be second."

"What about the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders?" I pointed out. It was a dream of hers once to become their cheerleader.

"Ooooh, I love them!" Fez smiled. "They're so pretty and bouncy!"

"Oh, right. They can be third. ABBA will be fourth. I'm still on top!"

"I can't believe that I'm a married man now," Fez said, shaking his head. "Out of all of us, I got married to Laurie." He said her name dreamily.

"Yeah, that's nothing to really brag about," Steven was unimpressed. "She's probably out there screwing some guy right now."

"Oh, hey!" Fez grinned at Eric and gave a friendly pat on his shoulders. "Looks like you and I are now brothers, huh, Eric? I never had a brother before."

"Really?" I asked in surprised. We never heard much about his family.

"Nope. Only a sister."

"Well, she should stay in your country before Michael finds her leg to hump on." Jackie advised.

"Where is your country anyway, Fez?" I wondered and we all looked at him.

"I live at the second star to the right and straight on till morning." He answered uneasily.

"Fez, pretty sure that's from Peter Pan." Eric deadpanned.

Next week was Eric's eighteenth birthday and my looked better than it did before. I struggled what to do for him. If I should give anything to him at all or not. I mean, Eric was my ex-boyfriend. When it was my other exes' birthdays, it was easy to ignore it. But Eric was always in my life. We live in the same house together!

I mostly spent the whole day worrying and fretting over if I should give him anything. Jackie advised a nice and simple card should do it so I went with that.

On his birthday, I was walking in the hallway to the kitchen, but I stopped when Eric and Donna was together. I hid so they couldn't see me, but I overheard them talking about how she was going to college at Marquette. However, she didn't want to leave without saying a happy birthday to him.

Donna even had a chocolate cupcake and chocolate frosting with a lit candle for him. It was nice and very sweet, but I just couldn't go out there and ruin their moment. And bring a stupid, dinky card to him compared to that? No, I couldn't.

"Happy birthday, Eric." She said.

"Donna, this is the nicest thing that anyone has done for me all day."

I felt guilty of that because of how I was struggling what would be the perfect gift for him and everybody else had their own problems, too. Poor Eric must've felt so neglected on his birthday.

"Make a wish."

He blew the candle out and they hugged. It was a special moment between just the two of them that I had to go away.

I later threw the birthday card in the trash.

Another week had passed, and my bruised eye had finally healed. It was back to looking normal.

Kelso was so thrilled that he got two concert for The Grateful Dead. I loved that band and would've love to have gone even though it was with him. It didn't matter.

"Who wants to go with me?" He asked to Fez and I. The only ones in the basement and we both jumped up and begged him. "I have to pick someone who's prettier and has great boobs."

"I have man boobs!" Fez pointed out.

"Well, that's probably because you should lay off the candy there, Fez." Kelso patted his belly.

"Please, can I go with you? You know how much I love them!" I pleaded.

Kelso broadly grinned. "Alright, you can go with me!"

I was beyond excited and hugged him. I felt his arms hug me back and I realized what I'm doing so I let go to calm myself.

"Uh, thanks."

"You're taking Rachel just because she's a girl." Fez pouted with disappointment.

"You're right." Kelso admitted shamelessly.

The concert was this coming Saturday and I was so stoked for it.

It turned out that Donna didn't go to Marquette at all and still stayed at Point Place for Eric because she wanted to get back together with him and so they did. I was actually happy for them. They needed each other.

Steven and Jackie asked me how I was taking that so I assured them that I was complete okay with it.

I had to be.

At The Grateful Dead concert we were having such good time enjoying the music and had lots of fun. We even managed to have alcohol there with our fake IDs.

Which resulted us into get drunk...and a bit handsy.

I knew we wanted the same thing from each other so we made an escape to the male bathroom. I didn't care. I was drunk and craved for Michael.

The last time we had sex was in his van, and now, in a public, dirty bathroom.

Nothing can get more romantic than that, right?

After that, it was like everything was a blur and my drunken mind couldn't remember it all.

Except we had a really good time at the concert.

I didn't know what it was with me that just kept going back to Michael. It was like he had some kind of magical and special affect on me.

After that concert escapade, it was like we started to have a friends with benefits relationship. We never told the guys about it, but it was none of their business anyway.

Except Fez was the one who walked in on us while we were heavily making out on the couch in the basement.

"Ai!" Fez got grossed out and we stopped.

"Fez?" Michael asked in surprised and I got up to sit straight pushing him off of me.

"It's not what it looks like, Fez-" I began, but he interrupted.

"I know kissing when I see it! With you two, that's just plain nasty!" He cringed. "Are you guys together?"

"No." We answered.

"It's just for fun. Not a big deal, so please, don't make it out as one." I begged.

"Yeah, man, so you might want to get out of here cause we can go on for hours!" He bragged, but that was just his dumb talk. I slapped his shoulder giving him a glare and he touched the spot in pain.

"Get out?" Fez frowned. "So I can't watch?"

"Yes."

"No!" I yelled at the same time Michael had answered and slapped his arm again. "Let's just stop, okay?"

Michael groaned and sat on the couch with me having his arm around my shoulder. "Thanks, Fez..."

"What did I do?" He innocently asked. "You could've continued and I would've watched in silence."

"No. Way," I refused then I feel like I have to go pee. It's alike I've peed ten times today! "Gotta go pee. Be right back."

After I went upstairs to use the bathroom, I went to the kitchen feeling hungry for a snack. Kitty was making dinner, but the smell instantly made me nauseous. Which was weird because Kitty's cooking always tasted amazing.

She looked at me as if noticing my sick expression. "Rachel, honey, are you alright? You look a bit green."

"Um, I-I'm fine...I think..." I answered, but was unsure. "I'm going to the bathroom..."

I rushed upstairs and hope I can make it in time. I go in and managed to puke my guts out in the toilet.

I don't know how long I've went on, but it felt forever. After I'm pretty sure I vomited everything, I felt too weak and drained to stand. Someone flushed the toilet for me and it was Kitty when I looked up at her.

"Rachel, I don't mean to be nosy in your personal business, but, um, are you pregnant?"

My eyebrows furrowed in confusion.

The last time I thought I was pregnant was when I dated Eric. It turned out to be a false alarm. This time, the signs was so different and more prominent.

It was like all the symptoms was there, but being pregnant didn't cross my mind. I knew I've been eating a lot, peeing frequently, sleeping, different body changes. I had it all.

The last time we haven't used protection was at The Grateful Dead concert and maybe there was other times, too. I was too lost in the moment to care and keep track if we were protected or not.

Oh god...Michael Kelso could've gotten me pregnant!

"I-I don't know..." I stuttered nervously and got scared.

"It's okay," Kitty tried to calm me down. "We can make a doctor's appointment first thing, and if it's positive, we'll figure out what to do next."

I could only nod. "Okay. Just please don't tell anyone about this? I just hope it's another false alarm."

Kitty looked like she was torn about it, but accepted my decision. "Alright. If you are pregnant, you must let Michael know."

I was about to nod my head in agreement until she knew the father was him.

"How do you know it's him?"

"I listen to how that boy talks about you when Steven isn't around. And knowing how you kids switch partners faster than I change my underwear, I observe things. I know you and Michael have something going on."

"I didn't know you knew." I was very surprised and shouldn't have underestimated her.

"Oh, I do. As for you possibly being pregnant, call it a mother's intuition."

Kitty made the doctor's appointment for me and was there at my side for support. The tests revealed that I was indeed pregnant this time. I felt sick, scared, and disappointed with myself all at once. Kitty let me cry on her shoulder because she knew I wasn't ready for this.

It took me a couple of days to recuperate myself. Kitty told Red that I was pregnant with Michael's baby and he was furious with me, but showed a softer side. His heart attack had changed him, I think, because he said he wouldn't mind having a baby in the house. But I didn't want them to deal with a baby. They did so much for me and there would be no room. I'll have to get a better job to support...my baby so I can find an apartment for us.

That even sounded weird. My baby.

I was going to become a mother.

And...oh, god...Michael was going to become a father.

Another little Kelso running around. (The horror)

Yeah, no. I totally wasn't ready for this.

I had to go down to the basement to tell Michael and face everyone down there. It made me sick to my stomach just thinking about it. I haven't really told anyone. Not even to Steven or Jackie. Now was the time.

"Good. All of you are here." I approved.

"Of course we are here," Fez said obviously. "Where else would we be?"

"Where's Michael?" I asked them since he wasn't here.

"He should be here soon." Eric answered.

"Michael? Since when have you called him that?" Steven asked me, but I ignored him.

"I just really need to tell you guys something and it's important that he'll be included, too."

Involuntarily, I placed my hand onto my flat abdomen and thought about our baby that we made together. It was strange and weird that there was an actual human being growing in there.

"What's wrong with you, Rachel?" Jackie curiously asked.

"Nothing." I muttered and put my hand at my side.

They all started to talk, but I didn't care what anyone said. It felt like forever to have Michael come here.

Finally, he arrived to the basement being boisterous as always. "Hey, guys!"

"So, now, Kelso showed up," Steven announced and looked at me. "What is it that you want to tell us?"

"Well, to Michael mostly, but you guys should know, too," I rubbed the back of my neck nervously. I didn't think about how often I called Kelso by his first name now. It happened since we hooked up and when we only talked to each other privately. I hated to admit that I've grown feelings for him. All eyes was staring at me, but I only paid attention to the father of my baby.

"Michael, I'm pregnant."

I ignored everyone's stunned looks and just focused on him. His mouth was opened and his face had paled.

Then Michael fainted.