101.
What demigods say when monsters confront them:
Piper: good thing looks aren't everything
Leo: It's about to get heated
Percy: after this it's gonna take a lot more than water to fix you up
Jason: I am about to blow you sky high
Frank: what's your favorite animal?
Hazel: I'm about to rock your world
Nico: When I think of you the first thing that pops into my head is*summons skeleton army* death
Reyna: another war I'm about to win
Annabeth: Do you know who I am?
102.
How the gods handle their children's deaths:
Romans: They were a warrior. Their destiny has been foretold since the beginning of time. They died a hero and will end up in the paradise Elysium.
Greeks: NONONONONNNNONONOOOOOOONONONNNNNOOOOONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Greeks: *wails*
Greeks: *start war*
NONONONONONONOOONOONOOO THEY WERE MY FAVORITE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY
103.
Hades: you need to apologize. Be a man.
Nico: I don't want to be a man. I want to be an angst ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on everyone else.
Hades: Well, you're doing a fantastic job.
104.
Annabeth: *talking to Calypso* 8 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands, 7 seas, and 7,000,000 other people to choose from
Annabeth: And you choose Leo?
Leo:
Leo: now listen here
105.
Magnus: Would you ever punch a god?
Carter: I would punch a god for one hundred dollars
Percy: I would punch a god for TEN dollars
Sadie: I would PAY ten dollars to punch a god
Apollo: *sweats nervously*