Gravity Falls Retcon 12
A few days later Stan threw the Party at the Mystery Shack that Dipper attended and started chatting up with some of the other teens. Wendy arrived after getting dressed up a bit, not flannel and jeans but a tank top and spanx with her hair in a long ponytail. Wendy looked for Dipper but didn't see him anywhere so she started looking around. Pacifica entered the party in a tight pleather suit, fluffy boots, and Feathered Boa. Mabel was dressed in a yellow hoodie on top of a pink tank top barely hiding her blessedness and a purple skirt with an orange bow on top with a pair of hoop earrings Pacifica loaned her.
"Hey Wendy!" Mabel said going up to the tightly dressed Red head leading her in the opposite direction she was going.
"Hey Mabes." Wendy said following and chatting with her.
Pacifica spotted Dipper after a bit of searching and found him nervously tend to the punch bowl. Even in a new timeline Dipper could do little more than stand by the punchbowl awkwardly.
"Hey Stretch." Pacifica joked.
"Hey Aunty Pennybags." Dipper replied, an old joke of theirs.
"I am NO ones Aunt." Pacifica reminded him yet again.
"Not now. Lord knows any kids Mabel has will all call you Aunt Pecifica, and likely Aunty Pennybags when you go shopping." Dipper replied.
"Then I'll never go shopping with them." Pacifica replied flustered.
"Calm down. It's years away." Dipper said.
"Well with the way Mabel is trying to find boyfriends it may just be next year..." Pacifica muttered.
"Oh come on don't say that. That's my sister. I'm too young to be an Uncle." Dipper said.
"And I'm too young to be an Aunt." Pacifica said shoving Dipper a bit.
Soon Soos put on a bouncy dancing song that Pacifica started to jam to and gestured to Dipper who shook his head, fearful of his poor coordination and newfound size. Wendy's friends arrived at the Shack and greeted Dipper before joining Pacifica and the other teens on the Dancefloor.
"Hey Dr Funtimes!" Nate said.
"Uh uh uh! Super Dr Funtimes PHD. I didn't graduate Super Funtime Medical School to be referred to by the wrong title." Dipper said.
"HA!" Nate laughed doubled over.
The new teens danced around and goofed off as Mabel did her best to keep Wendy from Dipper, but Wendy eventually got fed up and poured punch on Mabels hair giving her an opening to escape. She met up with Dipper on the dance floor with Pacifica.
"Hey there Dipper. Hey Pacifica." Wendy said with zero malice to the blonde.
"Wendy." Pacifica replied sourly.
"Fun party huh?" Wendy asked.
"A lot of fun." Dipper said.
Dipper and Wendy started chatting and laughing a bit before Robbie entered the Party.
"Leave me for a burning bush will he?" Pacifica monologed.
Pacifica approached Robbie Valentino and started chatting with him. Unbeknownst to her he got a huge Ego boost from the richest girl in town talking to him and he got really into her attention towards him. Dipper noticed Pacifica talking to Robbie and started pointing to it for Wendy.
"Why is she talking to Robbie?" Dipper asked.
"Maybe she likes him?" Wendy asked getting a doubtful look from Dipper. "Okay yeah stupid question. You think he's gonna try something?"
Pacifica got really mad at Dipper and wrapped her arms around Robbies neck as she kinda slow danced with him talking to him closer than before, all a plan she devised seconds ago.
"That is NOT like Pacifica at all. She wouldn't give a guy like Robbie the time of day." Dipper said.
"A guy like Robbie?" Wendy asked.
"An ass. She likes nicer guys." Dipper said.
"Like who?" Wendy asked a bit protectively.
"Like Me I guess. I'm the only boy I see her ever hanging out with, there were those older kids that dared her to skateboard at the skate park a few years ago. That's how we met." Dipper explained.
"How exactly?" Wendy asked.
"She fell and hurt herself real bad, scrapes, scuffs, and bruises. I brought her a first aid kit and patched her up telling her the kids that taunted her were not worth her time." Dipper regaled his tale.
"And did you tell her that she was really brave when you bandaged her up?" Wendy asked.
"Yeah. How'd you know?" Dipper asked confused.
"Dude! You were flirting with her! No wonder you're so charming you have practice." Wendy said as Pacifca felt Robbies hands going down her back, not feeling comfortable with his actions.
"Flirting? Me? ME? Dipper Pines." Dipper said oblivious to the charming attitude he gives off. "I was worried she was hurt and tried to keep her from crying."
"Oh you are a sweetheart! No wonder she's all over you like a scared puppy." Wendy teased.
Robbie took the opportunity to get two handfuls of Pacificas firm ass and gripped it hard making her squeak in fright and discomfort.
"You like that gorgeous?" Robbie asked.
"Not really. Would you mind removing your hand from my ass?" Pacifica asked in an attempt to sound firm but it didn't phase Robbie.
"Mind if we did this instead?" Robbie asked.
"Did wh-!" Pacifica tried to ask before Robbie started to attempt to French kiss Pacifica who instead moved her face away in disgust and protest.
"Oh hell no." Dipper said storming away from Wendy towards Robbie and Pacifica.
"That shit stain!" Wendy cussed following Dipper.
Dipper got over to the unwilling pair and pried Pacifica from Robbies grasp and punched the Emo square between the eyebrows knocking him back.
"Stay away from her." Dipper growled.
Pacifica took to the arms of the nearest person she could trust, which just so happened to be Wendy who held her protectively.
"I knew you were a jerk Robbie but this is low even for you." Wendy spat.
"Fuck off Jolly Green Giant! She came to me! And she was asking for it! Look at how she's dressed!" Robbie said before throwing his own Punch.
Dipper dodged Robbies punch and clotheslined him before pulling him to the floor trapping him giving Wendy the opening to elbow drop Robbie in the gut knocking the wind out of him.
"Asking for it my tight toned ass!" Wendy growled furious at the pale pubescent punk.
Several other teens watched as Robbie got beaten for his actions. Robbie groaned as Dipper and Wendy got up glaring at him.
"Get out Robbie. No one wants you around or likes you." Dipper said.
"If I see you come near me, Dipper, Pacifica, anyone I like or even the Shack I'm throwing my Axe at your skull." Wendy threatened him.
Robbie silently got up and fixed his jacket before trying to leave which happened to pass Pacifica. Dipper sensing that Pacifica was frightened more rushed over and shoved Robbie.
"Beat it Pizza face!" Dipper said grabbing a log and snapping it in half scaring the piss out of Robbie before he fled like a bitch.
Pacifica ran into Dippers arms who hugged her close and stroked her hair.
"It's okay, he's gone." Dipper whispered.
"Hey what happened? I was making more Punch." Mabel said carrying in a new bowl of fruity drink.
"Robbie felt up Pacifica and tried kissing her." Wendy said. "Dipper and I took care of him, WWE style."
"Wendy let's take her up to the room so she can calm down." Dipper said leading Pacifica away as Wendy follows.
Up in the Attic Room Dipper Wendy and Pacifica sat down on the bed and Pacifica slowly started to talk.
"I'm sorry... it was all my fault I kinda led him on." Pacifica admitted.
"What were you doing? Trying to make Dipper Jealous?" Wendy asked getting a frightened nod from the blonde.
"Well it didn't work all it did was make me worry about you. I knew Robbie was bad news the moment I met him. I knew he was a coward but total slime I did not pick up on." Dipper said.
"I just wanted you to look at me like Robbie did... without the gross intent." Pacifica said.
"Okay I get it. You wanted to have some fun with me. I get that." Dipper said. "I guess I could have been more... considerate."
"Look Pacifica has been through an ordeal and the only way to get over this is for us girls to have the best time possible, and that mean you have to dance for it. Chippendales style." Wendy said.
"What? No I'm No-" Dipper tried protesting.
"TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF!" Wendy started chanting soon being joined by Pacifica.
"Okay fine!" Dipper said pulling his shirt off and started twirling it above his head and shaking his hips to the girls approving hooting.
After a while Dipper kicked his shoes off and pulled his pants off leaving his boxer briefs and started twerking to cheer them up. Pacifica pulled out her purse and started flicking dollar bills in the air, making it rain.
"YEAH! MAKE IT RAIN!"
Meanwhile Ford climbed the stairs intent on talking to the teens about what happened only to find a strange display in the bedroom which he could not figure out at all despite his 12 PHDs and years of mystery solving experience. Ford quietly backed away before going downstairs.
End of Chapter 12.
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