Hey peeps! Finally, finally got Corona results back, and my entire family is negative! Thanks to everyone who gave condolences and prayers, you are all very much loved and thanked!

Michael in Arizona: Thank you for that! Yeah, the letter definitely should have come. Glad you thought it was cool. Honestly, no way I'd let an argument about S.P.E.W. wait until the fourth movie… it's just the funniest bit of the books that made me rage so bad WHEN IT WASN'T IN THE MOVIE. So about the remembering thing, well, I would explain some things, but… yeah nahhhh. Yes, agreed there. And here we go: ! ! ! ! ! ! ! (They don't all turn up If they're right next to each other)

loveemmawatsonandhermione: Thanks! Yeah, he could.

Addie Witcher: Yep, Harry's family except for the Dursleys love him! Well, Ginny is a smart girl… can't wait for you to see what happens next!

Ron: Hiya, Harry.

"Never fear," Ron said, grinning to Rose, Hugo, Albus, James and Lily jr, "because Dad/Uncle Ron will always be to the rescue when you are in a crisis such as being locked up by your Aunt and Uncle."

"Well, actually I greeted you, first," Harry mentioned. "By just saying your name, and asking how you got there, as I was so stunned."

Harry: Ron?

"Oh, here we go," said Harry, grinning at the screen.

An old, turquoise car floats to the window, and Ron leans out the back window. His brother Fred the driver's seat. Fred's twin George is in the passenger seat.

"Thanks again for saving me from that, guys," Harry said.

"Any time," George grinned.

"Just for a small fee of a thousand galleons for any future trips," Fred added.

"I still can't believe you boys took your father's car," Molly shook her head.

Harry: Fred? George? What're you doing here?

"Awww, but we greeted him first!" George whined.

"They don't get anything right," Fred grumbled.

Ron: Rescuing you, of course. Where's your trunk?

"It makes it seem like a didn't care about him!" Ron groaned. "I actually asked what was going on, asked why he hadn't been replying to the letters!"

"You shouldn't be surprised," Hermione said, rolling her eyes. "However ridiculously dim-witted your plan was, it's good you got Harry to safety, and by the way, these movies don't get anything right. It's like when Malfoy teases you. Don't take it personally."

{Ron ties a knot on the bars of Harry's window.}

"Well, actually Fred threw the rope to me and then I tied it onto the bars," Harry mumbled.

"Hey, it gives me a not right shining moment of tying a rope onto some bars," Ron laughed.

"That's basically my entire character," Hermione said, rolling her eyes.

Ron: Stand back.

"So I said that actually," Fred said, crossing his arms. "And Harry said that if the Dursley's heard him, he'd be dead."

"Not to mention a whole heap of dialogue skipped earlier," George said, also crossing his arms.

{Harry steps back, and Ron nods to Fred. They drive, then the bars are ripped off the window}

"That… that money I spent, though!" Uncle Vernon groaned. "I spent money getting those bars up there!"

"Apparently you did it yourself," Harry said.

{Uncle Vernon WAKES...}

"Ohhhhh no," Hermione said, staring at the screen intently.

"He didn't wake up until Hedwig screeched, he was just coughing at this point!" Harry cried.

{Harry pushes the trunk over the sill into the boot}

"Why do you have your trunk already?" Ron asked.

"George and I had to go on the huge and dangerous quest to grab your trunk from the cupboard under the stairs, how could they possibly not include that?" Fred humphed, crossing his arms in even tighter.

"YOU WENT THROUGH OUR HOUSE?" Uncle Vernon exploded.

"Well, we wouldn't had to of if you'd let Harry keep his trunk in his room like you did here," George said, crossing his arms in tighter as well.

Vernon and Petunia were looking at each other in complete disbelief and disgust.

Harry climbs through the window, but then Hedwig squawks

"Ahhh… Uncle Vernon didn't wake up until now…" Harry remembered.

"I remember him yelling about that ruddy owl," Ron grinned.

Harry: Hedwig!

"I'd… I'd forgotten Hedwig and that's what I said," Harry said, rolling his eyes at the constant differences, even if they were so small.

{Harry rushes back, grabs Hedwig's cage, swings it onto the ledge}

"This… this is intense," Ginny said. "All this effort was put into getting to the Burrow?"

"Yep," Ron said. "But what I don't understand, why do Harry's Aunt and Uncle not want him to go if they hate him so much?"

"Because they don't want me to learn magic," Harry said, glaring at the Dursleys.

{Shows Uncle Vernon unlocking the door, then the door opens}

"Ohhh noooo," Hermione said. "That really was so, so risky but so, so brilliant!"

"That's what friends are for," Harry and Ron grinned.

Ron: Harry, hurry up!

"I didn't say that," Ron said.

"And can't you see I am hurrying up?" Harry asked.

"Yeah, I can," Ron replied.

Vernon: Petunia! He's getting away!

"He should have grabbed your ankle by now," said Fred.

"I dunno, it'll probably come," George replied.

{Harry leaps for the window, but Uncle Vernon grabs his ankle.}

"Here we go, what did I tell you, bro!" George cried, smiling broadly. Ginny nudged Ron and he turned to see her grinning widely. It was clear they were both really glad at how happy George was to be seeing Fred. But of course they were both scared at how devastated he'd be once this was over and Fred… what would happen to Fred then?

Ron gave his sister a weak smile, then turned back to the screen.

{Harry reaches out and grabs Ron's hand, who then holds him tightly}

"COME ON BOYS! YOU CAN DO THIS, I BELIEVE IN YOU!" Hermione shouted out.

"Hermione, you do realise we've already done this, or at least something somewhat similar to this?" Ron told her.

Harry: Let go of me!

Ron: I've got you, Harry.

"I didn't say that, it's all of a sudden adding a whole heap of dialogue," Ron groaned.

{Uncle Vernon makes weird noise}

"What the heck was that?" Lee Jordan laughed. "Aurghahahahahargh!"

Harry: Get off me!

Uncle Vernon: Oh no, boy! You and that bloody pigeon aren't going anywhere!

Harry gasped dramatically. "So firstly, Uncle Vernon didn't say that, and secondly, Hedwig is a Snowy Owl! Not a pigeon! A pigeon is nothing like an owl, they both just… fly!"

Ron: Drive!

"Huh? You're going to drive while Uncle Vernon still has my ankle?" Harry asked.

"I dunno…" Ron muttered.

{They drive, then Ron pulls on Harry and Uncle Vernon falls out the window and onto the ground}

"WE SO SHOULD HAVE DONE THAT!" Ron yelled out.

"I wish we could've seen this scene before the rescue, then we would've had the idea to do that," Fred grinned.

Ron: By the way, Harry. Happy Birthday.

"But… wait, it was your birthday, Harry?" George asked. "Why didn't you tell us?"

"It wasn't the day you rescued me," Harry explained. "It had been a few days before."

"Oh, right."
"I think this seems like literally no time has passed," Hermione mentioned.

{The car arrives at the burrow, and the boys go inside}

Fred: Do you think mum will mind if we have some of this?

{Fred, George and Ron grab some bread}

"We did not steal bread!" Ron cried.

"And we didn't even make it inside before we saw Mum," Fred mumbled.

"We were making out plan out on the driveway, but here we're just being baboons and eating," George rolled his eyes.

Ron: It's not much, but it's home

"I just said it's not much," Ron muttered. "And it was said outside."

HARRY

I think it's... brilliant!

"I just said it's brilliant," Harry said, shaking his head.

Mrs Weasley: WHERE... HAVE... YOU... BEEN?!

Everyone jumped, then burst out laughing.

"It wasn't that much of a shock, actually," George said, still panting from the shock of Mrs Weasley yelling so suddenly.

"Yeah, Ron saw her then she marched towards us," Fred muttered.

"And she just said so," Ron laughed.

Mrs Weasley: Harry, dear, how wonderful to see you.

Everyone laughed.

"Of course mum picks Harry over her on kids," said Ginny, shaking her head.

"Actually Mum didn't do that until after yelling at us," Ron muttered.

"Yelling at us for hours, before she finally realised Harry was there," Fred and George chimed.

Mrs Weasley {To the Weasleys}: Beds empty! No note! You could've died! You could've been seen!

"She has a point, you know," Hermione said to Ron.

"So now you're taking my mum's side?" Ron cried. "And she said much more than that."

Mrs Weasley {To Harry}: I don't blame you, of course, dear.

"That is not what she said to me…" Harry muttered. "After yelling at Fred, George and Ron for ages, she turned to me and said she was pleased to see me."

"No, she did say she didn't blame you," Ron said. "When she was making breakfast, and shooting looks at me and the twins."

Ron: They were starving him, Mum! There were bars on his window!

"We mentioned it was cloudy first," Fred mentioned. "And George said they were starving him."

Mrs Weasley: You best hope I don't put bars on your window, Ronald Weasley!

"She didn't say that, because I didn't say about the bars on the window," Ron said.

"But that woman's right, if you set another toe out of line, maybe there will be bars on your window!" Molly shouted.

"Mum, I've moved out," Ron said.

"And now you better hope I don't put bars on your window!" Hermione laughed.

"You serious?" He groaned.

Mrs Weasley: Care for a spot of tea, Harry?

"Care for a spot of tea?" Harry wondered. "She actually buttered bread for me, starting to make breakfast."

"Ah well," Ginny said. "Hey, this is about time…"

Ginny: Mum. Mummy, Have you seen my jumper?

"I actually didn't ask about my jumper," Ginny said, shaking her head. "I'm guessing that's me, but… my hair is so straight… I've got no freckles… and are my eyes blue there?"

{Ginny appears. Her eyes widen when she sees Harry.}

Mrs Weasley: Yes dear, I saw it on the kettle.

"Did she just say…" everyone laughed. "Did she just she saw a jumper on a kettle?"

"What… why would a jumper be on a kettle?"

"I am literally so confused, that didn't even happen."

{Ginny runs back up the stairs.}

"That added some unnecessary dialogue, but alright…" Ginny sent a sideways glance to Harry, who was still laughing at her to be so embarrassed to see him.

"Did Mum really act that way around you all the time?" James jr asked.

"At the start," Harry laughed. "Before she turned into some sassy, fiery, don't mess with me teenaged girl. Then I was more nervous around her."

James, Albus and Lily all laughed.

Ron: Ginny. Been talking about you all summer. Dead annoying, really.

"My sister," Ron corrected. "And I didn't say dead annoying, although it is."

"It shows that Mum and Dad were made for each other since the very beginning," Albus grinned.

George: Dad's home!

"Already?" Harry muttered. "What about the de-gnoming?"

"We don't de-gnome when you don't de-gnome," Fred said.

{The front door opens and Mr Weasley enters.}

Mr Weasley: What a night! Nine raids! Nine!

"And Mundungus Fletcher hexed me!" Mr Weasley said, turning to Fletcher, who just rolled his eyes.

"Yeah, whatever."

Harry: Raids?

"I don't remember asking about raids," Harry muttered.

Ron: Dad works at the Ministry of Magic. In the Misuse of Muggle Artefacts Office.

"There was just a conversation about the things Dad had found!" Ron cried, shaking his head. "And then we talked about what he did, before mum mentioned the car."

Mr Weasley: Well now. Who are you?

"Well actually, Molly said about the boys bringing Harry this morning, before I said Harry who. I didn't actually realise Harry was there before then," Mr Weasley said.

Harry: Harry, sir. Harry Potter.

"That is so classic in this movie," Ron said, "Harry just says he's Harry Potter, then of course everyone's like 'omigod, it's Harry Potter! Can I have your autograph?' Just like you, Ginny."

Mr Weasley: Good Lord, are you really? Ron's told us all about you, of course. When did you get here?

"Ah, Molly should have interrupted me after I finished saying Ron's told us all about Harry," Mr Weasley said to everyone.

"I think we just need to accept all the differences, especially if they just get one word wrong," Ginny said.

"But it's sooo annoying!" Harry said to her. "Like, this is about my life, and they're getting it seriously wrong!"

Ginny shrugged.

Mrs Weasley: This morning. Your sons flew that enchanted car of yours to Surrey and back last night.

"I actually said to Harry's house and back," Mrs Weasley said. "And then of course Arthur went and took the boys side!"

"It would just be weird if that gets cut out…" Mr Weasley said, stifling a laugh.

Mr Weasley: Really? How'd it go?!

Everyone burst out laughing.

"They can't even make it seem like I have a loyal husband!" Molly cried.

"I actually said did it go alright," Arthur laughed.

Mr Weasley: {catching his wife's eye} I... I mean... That was very wrong, boys. Very wrong indeed.

Everyone laughed at this, while Molly was still giving Arthur the devil eye for this.

"Look, I'm sorry! It was years ago!" Arthur said defensively.

"DO YOU THINK I CARE? YOU LITERALLY BETRAYED ME, TOOK THEIR SIDE WHEN THEY'D RISKED YOUR JOB, STOLE THE CAR AND ALMOST GOT THEMSELVES AND HARRY KILLED!" Molly exploded.

Mr Weasley: So, Harry. You must know all about Muggles. Tell me, what exactly is the function of a rubber duck?

"I don't remember getting asked that," Harry said, shaking his head.

"But yes, Harry, what is the function of a rubber duck?" Arthur asked.

"Um, well… you squeak it, and it… er, looks like a duck?" Harry tried.

"How exactly does it squeak if not by magic?"

"Ummm…"

"Come on, Harry, tell me," Arthur stared at Harry intently, who glanced over at Hermione for help, but she, too was baffled. "Come on Harry, we don't have all day."

That's all folks! Well, for this chapter. See ya for now.