so after I ralieted I ave 3 dicks and after Im done ducking my fuck I finally got to bag m readward and he was like really into it and I ducked him so hard he died. which as my plan so that worked out gerat so I went back to hell and tried to find him. then scooter vamt to grrat me and I was like "have you seen deadward somewherew?" and he was like "who?" and I was like "you know tha eally hot fuy that os totall nt based on edward fom the twighlit series" and he told me" never saw him when I was sober, then agian whn am i wvwe sober?" and after asking around I found out he never went to hell and I was like "but I duked him to death how tf did he not end up in h3ll? then my tour guide, hitler, finally came bak from fucking his bf and was like, "he prosb went to heavn lmao"

how tf did that guy get into heavn? like wtf he was suc a hell guy.

anyways so now I have to find a way to et into heavn and get my bitch back and asked if one of my other lowe tire bitches will join me and no1 wanted to go beides my loyal hoe scoot and hitler for some reason cuz he had some butch names Anne to bang, idk what he means.

So we finally got out of hell again throug the highway and now he had to go up the stairs to get to heaven. when we finall got there there were some weak ass bitches tryin to greet us so we just killed them lmao and raed them bc we can and the sign that siad "hello there" we just hanged it to "hell there" lmao cuz Im lanning to take over heavn while Im at it.

so i decided ta best way to get to my hoe dedwatd would be to find god and make him tell me where he is after we met some guy named moneboi or dome shit and then we finally went to god but before he could even say anything we ecided to rotrutr him.

so we fiund some random rire and filled with with gas and ut it around his neck and lighter it on fire (before you ask where t we got the gas from, Imma let you guess which fucker in out party would be able to provide us with it, kittle hint, his name starts with a and end with itler)

he told us where deadward is and bc its got he didnt acutally die so we decided to just rape him and just tae him with us as our second pet 2 duck.

after we finally got to deadward he was a bit dissapointed bc I wasnt dead and hot anymore like I was befoe when I was a zombiem bur he liked my horns I had and I told him i could even grow more dicks in thar form so he got really excied for tht.

and bv I already decided to take over heaen I just amaede a portal from hell to havnen so people from h3ll yould join us when we raped everyone and converted them into now I was officially the god or satan or something like that and I finally have deadward.

But what more can we do now? so scoot told me "rhere are always more alternative universes and fandoms we vould tun over" and I was like "sure why not?"

so now we are trying to make a portal which takes a lot more than we catially thought it oul take so we kinda ht to kill everyone on eath to have enough souls or energy or some shit to make a portal to a different fandom and so while we finally got ther ewe had one more gangbang that runed into 10 and then 100 and ok we just fucked for a really long time.

so I also decided to take my duck and scooter with me cuz for some reason scooter could already shift through fandoms like he shifted from hell to heanven and such which totally makes sense ad everybody on ao3 left kudos.