Supreme Leader Snoke

1. Wrap him up and stuff him in a mummy case when he's asleep and display it in a museum. Leave the lid partially off so everyone can see the "ancient mummy". When he wakes up and tries to get out, run around screaming that Pharaoh Qwertyhotep II has come from the afterlife to take his revenge!

2. Tell him to get plastic surgery because he looks like a wreck.

3. Steal his shiny gold robe and play dress-up in it. Tell him that it looks really princessey. OR

4. Give him a delicate, princessey crown to go with it!

5. Call him Smoke, and don't stop if he corrects you.

6. Have him meet all of his clones. That should get confusing fast.

7. Walk around on stilts so that you're taller than him! Bonus points if you imitate his voice.

8. Call him Gollum the Great and ask him if he wants fish three times a day. OR

9. Ask him if a nasssty little hobbit took his Preciousss (or you know, the One Ring).

10. Introduce him to Darth Maul and tell him that they'd make GREAT friends since they were both sliced in half. Don't do this if you don't think it will work; you might have a Half-Off Club/support group on your hands before you know it.

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General Armitage Hux

1. This is an obvious one; call him General Hugs. Give him random hugs in front of everyone to "prove" your point. Hey, he might need them after the following pranks.

2. Tell him that you're going to tell Molly Weasley that he ran away to join the First Order. Get Molly to send him a nasty howler if he dares you to do it. Give it to him when he's in the middle of an important meeting.

3. Tell Kylo that he makes a really good floor mop. Make sure the floor is sufficiently dusty and that Kylo is angry enough at him when you do.

4. Offer to measure his weight. Tell him that it's 6.048*10^23 grams/ounces/whatever units you like because he's a mole.

5. Interrupt him in the middle of one of his rousing speeches (preferably at the climax) to tell him to chill because yelling and negative emotions are bad for his health.

6. Give him ice cream right before he goes to talk to Snoke so that he has no choice but to eat it (and make Kylo mad when doing so) during the meeting.

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A.N. Sorry I disappeared for a bit! College is getting pretty hectic, so I haven't had much time to proofread this chapter and update. We'll see if I can get the next chapter up sooner. I snuck a few crossovers and a LEGO Star Wars reference in this one, so that was fun.

SpaceJesus17: Glad to hear that.

AychOhTeeAych: I forgot about that, but it works! XD