You know, when we started this stuff, we expected it to be...uh, easier. Now we get it. Those brave souls who have finished sporking the whole thing? They're heroes. This stuff takes Commitment.

Disclaimer: If we don't finish this, it's because we're dead from an overdose of Flavia. Thank you, and do remember to send flowers for the service.

As usual, it's Pari on the bold and Para on bold italics.

Chapter...whatever it is

If your a hater you need a Life,

Oh darling, we are. We are getting a life out of making fun of this.

if your so good you write a publish book not flame real writes ok!

Real...writes.

My eyes, Para. My eyes.

Besides, us writing a published book will be the day the earth stops spinning.

Ha!

An Im not a Troll

Are you sure? A troll, a goblin-

You abysmal dunderhead, a troll as in writing this for fun, Pari.

Ohh.

I don't even like homestuck ok?

What is the meaning of that phrase?

Home... Stuck. Interesting.

Chapter 10…..Love will Find Away

True, but what does this have to do with Flavia?

Anyways we were walking in the dessert and it was really hot.

What kind of dessert? Ice cream? Chocolate mousse? Cake?

But those desserts won't be hot, would they?

Nonsense, there's this thing called fried ice-cream- Wait. Oh. Now I get it.

What do you get?

She's talking about the desert, y'know, with camels and all.

Ahhhh.

It was really hot so I took off my jacket and my T-shirt so I was in just my bra on top.

I am sure there would be some sort of statement about the largeness of her cleavage

Don't be gross- ah.

(Im a C cup)

Ah.

Ah indeed, brother mine.

Did we ask?

For her cup size? No.

Ugh.

It was black and tight.

The, uh, bra?

Oh, how precious. Para's getting embarrassed, folks.

Shut it, Pari.

Also Nico and Albaster said it was hot in the dessert

Well, weren't you aware of that till the two dunderheads told you?

and took off all there clothes

I thought it was just a Flavia thing, taking off her clothes. Seems like it's an infectious disease.

exept there boxers. Now I could see his chest better, he had many sexy scars.

Which one's? You're lusting after two guys, FYI.

Ivy was wore a bra made from leafs but she was jelous of me cause she had no real boobage.

Ahhh!

You alright?

Boob-age. Tell me I read it wrong

You read it right. It's a fascinating mix of boobs and cleavage.

Also her skin was green but mine was Pale.

As is expected of dryads.

Besides, she's half zombie, remember?

Eh? Flavia? When?

She's an empousa or something of that sort.

Ah. The series of things happening to Flavia is never ending, so I can't keep track exactly.

We walked in the dessert more, I could wait no longer

Wait for what?

To do something unbearably stupid, no doubt.

, I stared into the sky that was blue with some orange clouds and said "I love you!"

Well, er, normally when someone tells random things at the sky, we, er, normally call them stupid.

Or nutters, yes.

I confessed my love, I didn't care what Artmeis did, but the problem was I didn't know if I said this to Nico or Albaster.

Ah, indecision. Interesting.

Interesting? I feel bad for those two boys.

They both stopped and looked at me weird, "WHAT?" They said loudly, you should of seen their feces!

Uh, not interested in seeing their...uh, faeces?

Stop being so disgusting, she means face.

Oh, so you're the Flavia expert, eh brother?

Can you do me a favour?

Sure.

I'm begging you, on bended knee, please, please can you shut up for some time?

Asshat, shut up.

"I said I love you ok?" I said.

She's still being evasive.

Nah. She's being an asshat like you.

Shall we resume this fascinating conversation afterwards? The audience is getting bored. We'rehere to give comments on Flavia, not us

Oh, right. Sorry everyone

Nico cried tears from joy, they were like dry ice curling on his face,

Dry. Ice.

Curling on his face.

God help us, we don't even know what to say for this

"I loved you sense I met you Flavia but I thought you were too good for me, now I know our happiness can be together if you're my gf"

That's the most cringey dialogue I've heard.

"I loved you since- ugh. No. Yuck.

"But I love her!" Albaster yelled.

And that, dear boy, is an evidence of your profound stupidity.

I saw Artemis face float in front of me, it was like she saying "You must chose!"

Wait, what?

I thought Artemis had told her to stay off boys?

And now it's "You must choose"?

Artemis seems like a contradictory...er, I won't complete that sentence

"I love you both!" I yelled,

Why does this woman keep yelling?

Reasons unknown, brother.

"I can't chose one of you over the other one, your both equally hot!"

That is the sluttiest statement I've ever heard.

She wants both guys because they're HOT?

That's the most shallow thing-

(I liked them 4 other reasons too ok cause I'm not a slut.)

Erm.

Ahem.

Audience, you judge what to make of that.

"This is indeed a problem,"Said Nico.

Oh, so he's the sophisticated guy. Cool.

Nice language

Then we saw a palm trees by some lake.

A...lake.

In the middle of a desert.

Fantastic.

Ivy run to get some water but I pushed her into the ground,

That was stupid. She could restrain Ivy by just pulling her back, right?

Why push her?

"Stop! There are monsters here, I feel it in the wind!"

So does the wind keep reeking of Eau de monstre or something?

Nah, Flavia recognizes it because she uses it everyday.

But we saw none so we kepy on going.

Then what was the reason for pushing Ivy?

Flavia is a bitch. Hence proved.

By the palm trees there was a motel,

In the middle of nowhere, there's a motel?

Which poor bastard started a motel in the middle of the desert?

there were fans in it and MCR was playing on a cd loud so we could hear it.

Dear God, My Chemical Romance. At this point in time, I'm ready to call it the bane of my existence.

Uh huh, maybe for you, but for mine, Flavia still takes the top spot.

We went inside and sat down on the bar and there was beer

Beer?

I want to drench Flavia in vodka and use a lighter around her. Thoughts?

Go for it.

(Its legal for deimgods, we can drink when we're 12 cause we mostly die anyway)

Had the US Constitution- or for that matter, any Constitution made it so that all demigods can drink beer at twelve?

We mostly die. Thank you.

and we drank it with was silver

Eh?

What?

"Enjoy dat beer bitch?"

Oh God.

Who is this guy?

The text talk.

That...dat. I'm dying.

A hot guy who looked like Luke

Is this who I think it is?

Castellan back for season 2?

Kronos.

was hiding behind a bar

Why's he hiding behind the bar?

Because he wants to sneak upon Flavia and declare his undying love for that woman.

, he had gold hair that matched his eyes glowing sexly,

Glowing eyes...I don't find that sexy, honestly.

Like herself, Flavia Knight has Weird kinks.

he had a giant thing(like you cut down grass with)

Ah.

I see.

It's Kronos.

That's the scythe.

Made from metal, I knew this was KRONOS!

Oh, smartass.

Finally.

Finally a dim light passes through Flavia's head.

He smiled in a way that was evil and sexy,

Dear God, the sexy villain trope.

So what about poor Nico and Alabaster?

"I will kill you demigods!

He's the most uncomplicated villain ever.

Straight and to the point

"WHY," I Said.

Erm.

Because you guys killed him?

That's a solid reason for wanting to kill them, I agree

"For vengence dummy!" He said.

Totally agree with Kronos buddy here. One, he should take vengeance. Two, he was RIGHT in calling her a dummy.

"But Percy killed you when he killed Luke!" I explaned.

Oh, she's the resident genius.

Kronos smiled, "Luke's love for you was too strong, it would not let me die so Im still alive!"

Whoopsy-fucking-do

Luke's love for... Flavia.

Add it to Luke's list of questionable life choices, Pari.

Added.

"This cant be" My head spun in a circle, it was too much to take it all in.

When was it ever stable?

Just then I heard a voice, it was a god passed by it

Which God?

And he was passing by?

Like, Hey girl, how're y'all doing? God here, going to give this bitch here some advice.

said "Stop him Flaiva!"

Best advice ever

"Stop her, Flavia!"

That's funny.

I know. It's so funny, so utterly hilarious, that I forgot to laugh

I knew I must act, I threw Agamenmom at his face with the sharp blade pointing towards him but he misted away!

Well, er, Kronos is the, you know, Lord of Time, The Titan of Titans, Son of Gaea and Uranus-

Don't need the additional information, Pari.

"This was close, but he will be back," Said Nico worried.

Rightly so.

I started to kiss Nico

Immediately after all that?

Dear God, she really is a whore, isn't she?

but he shook his head tragicly

Breakup! Breakup! Breakup! Nico, be a decent human being!

Bro, we're rooting for you. Please. * Puppy dog eyes *

, he looked in my pale face, "I can't be your bf

Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes

anymore, its not good for me,

Truer words have not been spoken * wipes tears of joy *

I need to keep you safe from Kronos wrath!"

Yes. Yes. Break up. Go ahead.

Suddenly my world shattered in a million peaces,

I'm dancing.

I knew it was Nivo I really loved after all but now my world was dark without him!

You know that fucker called Alabaster? I'm feeling sorry for him.

He's the jilted lover, yeah.

The Jacob Black.

The Gale Hawthorne.

The Simon Lewis.

The Cho Chang.

"You fucker I hate you," I said.

Wow, she has mood swings, eh?

She's unstable, we already knew that.

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