Future: Welcome to the randomness! I'm your one and only, Future aka The-Future-Legend. It's HP Fanmails.
Draco: Like anyone even care.
Future: Please, ignore this ferret. Let's continue.
Draco: Don't call me that, you filth-
Future: Sod off, Malfoy. No one cares what you say.
Fangirls: How dare you to talk to Draco like this, you b-
Future: Like this. *turns to Draco* Ferret.
Fangirls and Draco: *super angry*
Future: *fake cough* We got off the topic. So, let's start already. *open the first letter* Okay, the letter says: "Hello, everyone! I'm Fangirl (#1). I wanna ask you that what do you feel about Drarry."
Ron: What the hell is Drarry?
Future: Draco x Harry, duh~
Ron: *faints*
Neville: Merlin! We need to send him to Hospital Wing.
Hermione: No, it's normal.
Future: Back to business. Drarry, remember?
Draco and Harry: *freaking out*
Snape: Why didn't my ear fell off before hearing this?
Future: Research is in progress.
Pansy: Why this ship have to exist?
Future: Because it's fun. I'm a shipper and a fangirl, remember?
Blaise: *snorted* Then you also ship Tom Riddle and Potter, right?
Future: I'm taking my words back, I would rather die than ship Tomarry. No offense but I don't like it.
Blaise: But it was offensive.
Future: Your line cuts off due to bad weather. Anyway, we were talking about Drarry.
Draco and Harry: *still freaking out*
Future: Shut up otherwise I'll show you Drarry fanart.
Luna: You've them?
Future: Yup. Want me to send them?
Luna: Sure.
Future: You ship Drarry?
Luna: Yes, I don't see why.
Future: You're my new best friend.
Pansy: If your drama is finished, shall we move on?
Future: Sod off.
Pansy: You're such a b*.
Future: *in a sing song voice* I'm not a b, you're the one who is~
Pansy: I'm done with you idiots. *storms off*
Future: Thank god that she leave. My patience was wearing off.
Harry: Will you read the next letter please?
Future: Of course. The next letter says: "Hello, I'm-" yada yada "Do you ship Dramione?" Yes! My second favorite.
Ron: *wakes up* What?
Blaise: *frowned* Do you ship Dramione?
Ron: *faints again*
Neville: *worried* I think that we really should send him to Hospital Wing.
Future: Shut up, already. What are you? His boyfriend?
Neville: *blush* The hell? He is only my friend.
Draco: *scoffs* Then, why are you blushing?
Future: Come on! What the hell? We were talking about Dramione, not that.
Draco: I'm not interested on that mud-
Everyone: *glare*
Draco: -Muggleborn.
Hermione: I already have a boyfriend.
Future: But what about my ship?
Everyone: No one cares!
Future: You do know that I can kick your a*es out of this book, do you?
Draco: We know that you won't.
Future: Ugh. F* you.
Draco: I will.
Future: Shut up! And the next mail ask about what's your opinion about Romione?
Neville: What is Romione?
Future: Ron and Hermione.
Harry: They are canon couple.
Future: Do you ship them or do you not?
Harry: I ship them.
Draco: I don't like both of them.
Future: Because you like Harry and they're in the way.
Draco Harry: What the-
Future: Gay ship! *take out Pride Flag* Drarry Forever!
Draco: Merlin's beard! She's embarrassing and shameless.
Future: That's what I'm! *waving the flag*
Ron: *wake up and saw Future waving pride flag in air with Drarry Forever written in it* Now is not a perfect time to wake up. *faints again*
Neville: Gosh! He made himself faint! *scream*
Everyone stop where they are and look at Neville.
Future: What?
Neville: H-he made himself faint.
Hermione: It's normal.
Neville: Your boyfriend keep fainting and you are saying that it's normal.
Hermione: Yeah, that's what I said.
Neville: You all are absurd.
Draco: *snorted* Tell us something that we don't know already.
Harry: I'm with Malfoy in this.
Future: Oh gosh! Kiss already!
Draco Harry: *flustered* Sod off!
Future: *roll her eyes* Whatever. Next is Hinny.
Ginny: It's canon.
Future: Yeah, but I don't like it much. I mean, Hinny is okay but, you know, I don't like it much.
Harry: Yeah, I date her.
Hermione: You dated Cho too.
Harry: And we break up.
Hermione: I don't like Harry x Cho, even if it is canon. She was better with Cedric. Plus, I don't like it because she dated Harry so quickly after Cedric died. Even strongest people take time before dating someone else after their lover dies.
Future: You stole my words.
Hermione: Stop complaining. Say something faster next time instead of blaming me.
Future: *repeat in Hermione's voice* Stop complaining. Say something faster next time instead of blaming me.
Everyone, except Hermione: *scoffed*
Hermione: *huffed* You people are rude.
Future: We're not rude. We just have balls to say what everyone is thinking.
Hermione: Shut up, before I punch you like I punch Malfoy in 4th grade.
Future: Try me.
Draco: Hey! You able to punched me because I let you, Mudblood!
Future: Don't use that wo- *get interrupted*
Hermione: Sod off, ferret. I can punch you, right here, right now.
Future: Kill each other after this complete. If you do that here then I, myself, will kill you with Unforgivable Curses.
Draco: *snorted* You don't even have wand.
Future: I'll borrow.
Harry: You are annoying.
Future: Watch your mouth!
Draco: Yeah, it's her specialty.
Future: Yeah- Wait what? Hey!
Everyone: *snicker*
Future: *rolls her eyes* Whatever. It's enough for now. I'm going. Hope you like it! Stay home, stay safe. Bye. *storms off and shut door with a big thump*
Hermione: And you upset her, you git.
From outside, Future: *shouts* I'm not upset!
Draco: Ugh, girls these days.
Ginny: Go and apologise to her! *trying to push Draco out*
Again from outside, Future: *shouts* I don't need any apology!
Draco: See! I'm not gonna apologise.
Ginni: Go!
Draco: No!
Harry: They'll be like this. Don't forget to vote. Bye!