Chapter 12

(X-Mas Kon)

Adam, Jason, and the others were about to go into the room for the 'Train Family' table. Jason was dressed in his hero gear and Adam was in a cosmic version of Faalataina's outfit. He was now in 'Slayer Armor' with a glowing outline. He had the helmet on. It was black with 'bloodstains' splattered on it. He had a sawed-off, double-barreled, ultimate Hellfire, shotgun. Jason looked at him, "This Was The Surprise?" He said. Adam nodded, "Damn!" Adam motioned for them to go into the room. "You gotta tell me about this one." Adam nodded.

They walked into the room. "Ladies and gentlemen," said the announcer. "Please welcome the owners of 'Trax Comics'; Jason Jordan and the 'A-TRAIN' Adam Williams!" Everyone was on their feet cheering. They walked in and started to wave, well Jason did, Adam was like his character. Stoic.

Maria and the girls were in shock at seeing their hubby dressed like that. They went to the stage and sat down, as Adam took off his helmet. His hair was now spray dyed in white and he was wearing a pair of white-out lenses. He set the helmet in front of him and steepled his hands on top of it. "Wow." She said.

"Um, 'Train'?" Asked the announcer, "Who is this?" Adam just smirked and the girls started to squeal.

"This is a preview of something we want to work on." He said, Jason, looked at him.

"We do?" He said.

"Well, I want to work on it."

"Why don't you tell me this?"

"Okay, imagine Faalatina experiencing the greatest sorrow because of the Ultimate Evil."

"He would have to go to Hell… we're talking 'Slayer Chief' you've been working on this for five years! It's done?"

"It's been done. We're ready." Just then someone raised a hand. "Yes?"

"Um, what is this story about?"

"Well, the evilest enemy of Faalatina's had taken his family and told him to fight him on his terms. But what he did was unleashed a beast, Hell's never seen before." Just then someone stood up.

"THIEVES!" He said.

"Uh," said Jason. "What are you talking about?" The man was dorky looking, he had blonde hair and brown eyes.

"YOU BOTH STOLE EVERYTHING FROM ME!"

"How?" Asked Adam.

"You Know How You Did It!" Jason and Adam just smirked.

"Oh, we get it. We stole from you because we're black."

"And now you want everything." Said Jason, "from my life."

"To mine." Said Adam.

"You have not one original bone in your body and you choose a minority that is so successful that you think the people would feel sorry for you."

"Wake up, 'White Privilege' isn't going to help you."

"Just Admit It," the heckler said. "You're Both Are Just, Lazy, No Good Hacks That Can't Get A Woman!" That was when the girls wanted to throttle him.

"Can't get a woman?" Said Adam. "My Wives are here! As in plural. Girls?" Just then Maria and the others stood. The guy started to panic.

"I see, you hired some whore's to say you married them." Just then Betty was about to break his skull.

"LET ME GO MARIA!" She said, "I'm going to make this Bastard a hand puppet!"

"No, the son of a Bitch wants that!"

"Ey yo," said Jason. "Judging by you Fat Boy, you ain't had pussy since pussy had you!" The entire crowd marked out.

"Let's put it to a test then," said Adam. "One of the girls will ask a question, you get it right, then you win." The guy smirked, "However. If you get it wrong, you're thrown out of X-Mas Kon and we get a restraining order against you."

"Ask away." It was decided that Maria would ask.

"Before we lived with you Adam," she said. "Where did we live?"

"I let you answer first." Said Adam.

"Houston, TX." The guy said, "I met you at a honky-tonk." Maria looked at him.

"You. Are. Absolutely."

"Correct!" He interrupted, "I knew it!"

"If you'd let me finish!" She said, "Wrong!" He was in shock.

"The answer's Paris, France." Said Adam, "I was on vacation when I met her. Plus, I've known you for 14 years?" Maria nodded. "Security!"

"WAIT! ASK ANOTHER!" It was Alya's turn.

"Okay hotshot," she said. She grabbed Jessica and stood her up. "What does Jason call her?"

"Ha, trick question!"

"WRONG!"

"Big Bro J, calls me 'Lil' J'!" She said the security came in.

"GIVE ME ANOTHER ONE!" Alix was up to bat.

"Okay, what's my ring?" She said.

"Um," he couldn't come up with an answer.

"Leo; it's a Zodiac ring. We all sport one." The Security Guards grabbed him.

"ONE MORE!" Kathi spoke up.

"Where did you find me?"

"On the streets."

"GET THIS BASTARD OUT OF HERE!" Said Adam.

"NO!"

"By the way; I'm a Badass chick, from the Moulon Rouge." With that, the guards threw him out, and the talk continued.

Later, the gang went home and told Regina about what happened. She was mad, then she met the other girls. "These are Gina, Ronnie, and Betty." Said Adam.

"And whom are they?"

"I'm Cancer," said Gina.

"I'm Libra," said Ronnie.

"And I'm Sagittarius," said Betty.

"Nice to meet you, ladies." Said Regina.

"Nice to meet you too, Mrs. Williams." They said.

"Call me mom." So they sat down and had dinner, Adam did cook. They were talking about what the heckler said. "Sounds like he wants your lives."

"Oh he can try," said Jason.

"But, he's going to be sorry." Said Adam, just then there was a knock on the door and Jessica had gone to go and get it.

It was an official-looking man, "can I help you?" She said.

"Is Adam Williams or Jason Jordan here?" He asked.

"ADAM!" He went over and saw the man.

"Can I help you?" He said, he was handed papers. "Let me guess, that pale, out of shape bastard's suing us?"

"Yes, you've been served."

"Just one moment." He walked to the study to get his counter and handed it to him. "My mom's a lawyer. We don't want any money from him, it's fine, we just want him to leave us alone. Tell him that, oh by the way; the stories? They came from my grandfather, so unless, he's over 150 years old, he ain't winning this case. We'll bring the books to court. Merry Christmas!" He smiled and closed the door in the man's face.

He walked back to the kitchen and handed the papers to Regina. "You knew this was going to happen." She said, "didn't you?" Adam nodded.

"Should we go to court?" Asked Jason.

"Let's embarrass the bitch." Said Adam.

"Okay," said Regina. "It's after Christmas."

"I'll find something to wear."

TBC