Spyglass pov:

I used to be a person, now I am a combat droid. Virian is the same as me, but now he is a ship AI. Wily also shares the same story, but he's an Ork now. And here I am, about to meet the two last people of notice aboard the ship, one of which was likely the source of the disturbance that let me leave Virians' plasma cannon sight. And man, the place is busted! Crates disorganized, raw material everywhere and in the corner is my destination...

As far as first impressions go, they are complete opposites of each other:

Zenith and his girlfriend Anubis, if they can be called such.

Zenith is a flipping massive mech that is busy rampaging in a sealed hangar nearby, and Anubis a human sized one. with a very caring personality

Zenith is male, Anubis is a woman.

Zenith is busy making a mess in his room and Anubis immediately started a conversation.

And now she is sending me on a fetch quest of all things...

"Sure, I'll go... but are you sure I'm the best man for the job?"

"You are the only man available."

"What about all those drones I passed on the way" As friendly as she is, I was starting to be weary.

"They won't do. While they can do simple tasks, they aren't contact material" She said pointing at one dron walking with a crate in a circle.

"Fair. I'll go. Anything you can tell me about these new guys?" Knowing my luck, another batch of robo people.

"Four of them. A Skitarius HK-47, his master and two companions of his'' HK? What is it, a KOTOR reference?

"If they are what I assume they are, it's gonna end badly." Skitarii = Mechanicum. Mechanicum hates AIs.

"Stop whining! If what I assume is correct, one of them knows stuff about machinery and he can help Zenith calm down!"

"Can I have anything to defend myself? I didn't get anything from the armory."

She wordlessly pointed at a half opened crate on my left.

"Uh... thanks? I'll try to not break them?

"Please just hurry"

Well, weapons are weapons. I grabbed a laser pistol, a rifle and a couple of power packs. The shuttle that was waiting for me was spacious. At first I assumed it to be a drop-ship of some kind. I didn't really have to do anything during the trip, Anubis programmed an autopilot. All I could do was sit around and watch out of a window. Space is beautiful, even if you're orbiting an amalgam of space junk. 5 minutes of flying later, the shuttle begins a docking sequence and I start preparing myself.

"Pistol loaded, rifle ready to be grabbed from the back, It's now or never... "

"Remember! First impressions are everything!" Suddenly rang in my sound receivers

"Holy shit, how long were you on comms?"

"All this time! You're taking too long!"

"I thought you left me hanging! Either way I'm about to meet them."

"I know. Good luck! I hope they can help him..."

And so with those words of encouragement I opened the shuttle door and got a first look at the new arrivals. Two men in mechanicus clothes, I assume the one heavily augmented is the skitarii. The techpriest near him was very... un-augmented... He had a great mustache though. And his companions... A pink skinned and curvy girl and Next to her was a tall, very busty pale skinned woman whose figure resembled a wet dream's wet dream. Pink girl had knife ears and the other had apparel that almost screamed Necron... if the Necrons wore clothes, that is...

"What the fu...?" I started

"Surprised statement: Hello Artificial Intelligence! It is good to know you are capable of speech" Wow he even sounds like HK.

"Holy hell, you even sound like HK"

"How the Fuck do you know about KOTOR?" The techpriest asked suspiciously.

"How would you know about Star Wars in the first place!"

"Scipio? I think introductions are in order" The pink eldar cut in and, wow she sounds like an angel.

"Right, thank you Mandi... Ekhm. I am Magus Scipio Britannicus, this is HK-47 and my two girlfriends, Mandisa and Karen"

"Nice to meet you?" Quietly asked the eldar girl, now identified as Mandisa

"Greetings" Said Karen.

"Well then, hello, I am Spyglass and I'm a digitized human mind, now that you know my story, let's get inside so we can start heading to home base."

"YOU'RE A WHAT?" This is going to take a while, isn't it?

10 minutes later...

"So let me get this straight... You're a human from early millenium 3, who somehow woke up on this space hulk?" Officially Scipo became my favourite tech priest.

"No, I woke up on my own ship, which has already crashed into this one"

"I kinda want to ask, how does it feel to have a completely mechanical body?" And he's nice and understanding to me!

"You know that feeling when you hit your elbow and you temporarily lose feeling in your arm? This, but over everything."

"Ough, That must feel terrible"

"Really Scipio? Don't forget I was pretty much the same as him." Karen interrupted our discussion What does she mean she was the same?

"Do you mind Scipio? No offense to the ladies, but I assume they are not human. Right?"

"Right, I didn't mention that... Mandi is half eldar and her father is Magnus the Red..." HER FATHER IS WHO? "...and Karen is a Necrontyr." AND A NECRON?

"I... think i need to lie down for this..."

"Confused statement: As a mechanical entity, lying down would make no difference to your processing power." He is surprisingly literal...

"HK, it's a figure of speech." Thank you Scipio.

"Either way, I think it's time you board the shuttle and we get back to the main ship..."

"HEY SPYGLASS!" Anubis on comms once again put me out of balance

"Bloody hell Anubis... Next time maybe don't scream into the communicator?"

"It's taking you too long! Zenith broke through another bulkhead and even Virian is starting to worry!"

"We're done talking and are getting aboard the shuttle. Speaking of, How's the grumpy ship?"

"He and Wily came to an agreement! He will move in with us!" Well, that one problem solved... Wait.

"Wily is going to what!?"

"Who is Wily?"

"An Ork Mekboy who apparently used to be a human." Her flat monotone was really depressing.

"Confused Question: FUCKING WHAT?"

A minute later we're aboard and flying. Mandisa and Karen are talking to one another, Hk is still confused and Scipio and I continue our talk.

"The terminals we had available weren't precise on the size of this thing."

"I know! It's so big, the journey between these hangars took 5 minutes!"

"Since the shuttle is moving at a standard velocity, it must mean that the hulk is at least 50 kilometers!"

"We've barely explored a tenth! Who knows what more we can find!"

"There are more pressing matters right now, Spy!" Anubis once again joined in

"I assume it's about your Boyfriend?"

"YES! And it isn't something to take lightly, If Zenith breaks through all bulkheads, he may very well break the hulk apart! With us still on it!"

"This is troubling..."

"Just wait till you see the damage"

"What damage?"

"Yeah. Apparently she lured him into some sort of fortified storage and he's been trying to get out."

The shuttle began to descend into the Hangar. Doors open and our group of five begin taking first steps.

"Spyglass?"

"Yeah?"

"Do you have some food aboard? I'm getting hungry." Scipio asked, "the ship we ended up on was from the IronWar and even vac sealed rations don't stay good for twenty thousand years."

"Me too" Mandisa and Karen added at the same time

"Hmm... Anubis? Is there something to eat for the fleshies?"

"You're asking about FOOD? Storage has enough standard sized meals that can last a military regiment for over a year. Now please hurry, he needs help!"

"What kind of help would he need"

"You'll see. Welcome aboard the Pride of Centauri. If you can help me fix Zenith we can yet salvage the entire situation."

"Ok, we're entering. Don't get spooked."

"Why would we... BY THE OMNISSIAH'S TITANIC BOLLOCKS! WHAT HAPPENED HERE?"