MekeesahW: Thanks! It's good to be back!

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(The camera opens up on all the teams gathered around the campfire pit in the early morning.)

Isabella: (looking tired) I'm getting really tired of these early morning wake-up calls.

(Meanwhile, Muscle Man and Buford are sitting together nearby, before MM nudges Buford, smirking. He points to an unsuspecting Dipper, who is writing in his journal. Buford sneaks up behind Dipper, and gives him a wedgie. The two bullies laugh, and high-fives each other.)

Confessional (Buford): I really appreciate Muscle Man's knowledge of pranks. (shrugs) What? I'm a bully, what did you expect?

(Chris walks up from off-screen, carrying a cool-looking paintball gun.)

Lincoln: Woah, is that the newest paintball model?!

Chris: Why, yes, it is, Lincoln. Cost me a pretty penny to buy it before it hits shelves.

Lincoln: Can I touch it?

Chris: …No. Now, your next challenge will, of course, involve paintball guns. A select few of each team will be hunters, while the rest will be deer. The hunters will try and shoot the deer on opposing teams, while the deer will try to avoid said hunters. Now, follow me to the forest for your gear.

SpongeBob: Um, Mr. McLean? What about breakfast?

Chris: If any of you weaklings want food before hunting, there's some cans of beans over there. (points to a stack of cans over yonder.)

(Almost everyone groans, except for Lana.)

Lana: All right!

(Later, at the tree line, the campers are all gathered around Chris who is handing out paintball guns.)

Chris: Each team will have five hunters. Steven, Luan, Ferb, Bender, and Kenny will be the hunters for the Gophers.

Bender: Woo-hoo! Give me the rifle!

Stan Smith: Hey, that's not fair! How about giving the guns to someone who knows how to use it? (pulls out a pistol, and shoots a bald eagle out of the sky; everyone screams) What, what I do?

Chris: Stan, you know the rules against firearms in the campsite.

Stan: (rolls his eyes) Fine. (plops his gun on the ground)

Steven: (looks nervously at his rifle)

Confessional (Steven): I'm not exactly someone who agrees for guns.

Chris: The hunters for the Bass are: Dipper, Rigby, Candace, Tina, and Courage!

Rigby: Awesome! I used to be a paintball champ back at my hometown.

Mordecai: No, you weren't. You always accidentally shoot yourself in the first rounds of the game.

Rigby: Stop talking!

Chris: The hunters for the Loons will be: Lapis, High Five Ghost, Fry, Kyle, and Beast Boy! Finally, the hunters for the Boars will be: Bismuth, LSP, Pops, Homer, and Bob.

(The hunters are soon gathered around Chris.)

Chris: Hunters! You will get a fifteen-minute head start in the woods before the deer come into the woods. Now, move out!

(The camera cuts to the hunters grouped together in the woods. Everyone is preparing to hunt the deer… except for LSP, who is talking on her phone.)

(Meanwhile, Pops is looking nervously at his gun, until Bismuth walks up.)

Bismuth: Hey, old timer, what's up?

Pops: Oh, I'm just a little nervous. I've never used a firing mechanism before.

Bismuth: It's OK. If being in a war taught me anything, it's how to fire a gun.

(The camera cuts back to the tree line, where the deer are waiting to march into the forest.)

Chris: And that's fifteen minutes! Deer, you can go into the woods.

(The deer begins to head into the forest, until Chris stops them.)

Chris: Hold on, you're forgetting your costumes. (holds up some antlers, a red nose, and a fluffy tail)

Bart: There's no way in hell I'm wearing that.

Chris: Too bad. Now, put them on.

(Ten minutes later, the competitors are all wearing the costumes.)

Chris: There are cameras set up all around the forest to track who's out of the game. If any of you remove their costumes, it's an automatic out from the game. Good luck. (walks off)

Mabel: I think they're kind of cute. (everyone glares at her) What?

(The camera cuts to Lola, Bart, Dib, and Mr. Gus walking through the woods.)

Lola: (pulling on the bushy tail on her backside) Oh, I hope none of my pageant judges see me in this.

Bart: Oh, grow up! Do you know what will happen to me in school when all my classmates see this episode?

Mr. Gus: You guys! Be quiet!

(In the underbrush, twigs can be heard snapping. The trio huddles together as the snapping increases. Suddenly, Fry and HFG burst out of the bushes, blasting the trio with paint. The two Loons high-five each other, then walk away, laughing.)

Chris: (over loudspeaker) Lola, Bart, Mr. Gus! You are our first killed deer. Head back to the campsite pronto!

Lola: Wait a minute. (looks around) Where's Dib? He was here a second ago.

(The camera cuts to Dib stalking through the woods. It is revealed that Dib is tailing Zim, who is whistling as he walks nonchalantly. Zim comes to a heavily wooded area of the forest, and looks around suspiciously. Then, he whistles shrilly.)

(GIR pops up from the bushes, takes off his dog costume, and motions for Zim to follow him. Zim does so; Dib follows as well, and looks through the underbrush to find…)

(Nothing but a small clearing.)

Dib: Huh?

Confessional (Dib): I wonder what Zim could possibly be hiding in that small clearing. Perhaps it's completely invisible. I have to do more research.

(Dib turns around, only Bob pointing a rifle at him.)

Bob: Sorry about this, kid.

(The camera cuts to SpongeBob skipping happily through the woods. The camera moves past him to show Rigby sneaking behind him.)

Rigby: (hides behind a bush, and levels his rifle) All right, let's do this.

(He aims for SpongeBob, only for the latter to duck to look at a pinecone right as Rigby shoots. The paintball bounces off a tree, and strikes Rigby on the forehead, causing him to cry out. SpongeBob hears the cry, and bounds away.)

Rigby: (wipes off the paint from his head) Ugh! Next time you won't be so lucky!

(The camera cuts to Lucy, Finn, Craig, and Gene creeping through the woods.)

Craig: Where even are we right now?

Finn: Don't worry, I know what I'm doing. We've just got to keep moving south, and we'll be fine.

(Suddenly, the four Loons hear talking in the distance.)

Gene: Is that a hunter?

Finn: Wait a minute, I know that voice. (peeks through the bushes to see LSP talking on her phone on a stump)

Finn: LSP!

Craig: We're going to have to sneak around her.

Lucy: Wait, I've got a plan.

(The camera cuts to the four Loons walking straight past the oblivious LSP.)

Gene: Well, that was easy.

(The camera cuts to Louise, who is walking cautiously backwards through the woods. That is, until she quite literally bumps into both Cartman and Ed.)

Louise: Ugh, Cartman.

Cartman: Louise.

Louise: I would ask you how you're doing helping the team, but I don't believe in fairy tales.

Cartman: Ugh, well at least I'm not a stupid bleep.

Louise: Wow, great comeback. You must have spent all night coming up with that.

Cartman: I guess we'll leave you alone for now. Just know this: we're on to you.

(They both leave… until Ed comes back, and pats a suspicious Louise on the head.)

Ed: Goodbye, little bunny.

Confessional (Louise): What did he mean by that? He can't know about my alliance, can he?

(The camera cuts to Bismuth and Pops, the former helping the latter to shoot his rifle.)

Pops: Now, hold it steady.

Pops: I'm trying.

(He shoots the rifle, which hits Eddy on the back of the head.)

Eddy: (touching the paint) Aw, what?

(Bismuth and Pops chuckles.)

(Finally, the camera cuts to SpongeBob running across the woods, while Rigby chases him on all fours.)

Rigby: (shooting his gun erratically) Just… hold still… for one moment.

(The chase brings them all the way to the giant cliff, where Rigby corners the sponge on the edge.)

Rigby: Now who's bad at paintball fights.

(He shoots, only for the gun to jam. SpongeBob gets an angry expression, marches up to a frightened Rigby, and… pats on the back.)

SpongeBob: That was a good run, wasn't it, Rigby? (walks off, leaving a stunned Rigby)

Confessional (Rigby): That guy's so nice, it's actually kind of creepy.

(Towards the end of the day, a siren goes off around the woods, followed by Chris' voice.)

Chris: Campers, it's time for the end of the challenge. Please make your way to the campsite, pronto!

(The camera cuts to all the campers at the edge of the forest.)

Chris: Well, I've tallied up all the deer's hit, and the big winners once again are… the Gophers! Thanks to Ferb's impeccable marksmanship. The big losers on the other end are… the Ferocious Boars! See you at the campfire pit tonight.

(The campers disperse, with Ferb walking back to the campsite. Suddenly, Phineas comes up, and pats him on the back.)

Phineas: Wow, great job, Ferb. I didn't know you were so good at paintball. (Ferb merely gives a thumbs up)

(Phineas walks off, only to be stopped by Homer.)

Homer: Hey, you can't congratulate him. He's on the other team.

Phineas: I was just happy for my brother.

Homer: Well, next time, keep your happiness to yourself. (walks off, leaving a confused Phineas.)

(The camera cuts to the campfire ceremony, where Cartman and LSP are the final two.)

Chris: And the final marshmallow of the evening goes to…

… Cartman.

LSP: Oh, what? You guys voted me off! Me? The most awesome camper of all time? Well, whatever, I don't need this anymore. (floats off to the docks)

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Screaming Gophers: Steven, Connie, Soos, Lincoln, Luan, Lola, Bubblegum, Mordecai, Skips, Ferb, Baljeet, Bart, Bender, Stan Smith, Linda, Hank, Kenny, Rick, Double D, Numbuh 3, Dib, Squidward, Raven, Mr. Gus, and Ice Bear.

Killer Bass: Garnet, Peridot, Dipper, Wendy, Lori, Lynn, Marceline, Rigby, Muscle Man, Candace, Buford, Lisa Simpson, Peter, Steve, Tina, Stan Marsh, Butters, Morty, Eddy, Numbuh 4, Gaz, Courage, Cyborg, Pizza Steve, and Wander.

Flying Loons: Amethyst, Lapis, Mabel, Star, Lucy, Finn, Benson, High Five Ghost, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Vanessa, Fry, Stewie, Roger, Gene, Kyle, Craig, Jack, Numbuh 1, Numbuh 5, SpongeBob, Beast Boy, Griz, and Sylvia.

Ferocious Boars: Pearl, Bismuth, Grunkle Stan, Marco, Luna, Lana, Jake, Pops, Phineas, Isabella, Homer, Leela, Brian, Bob, Louise, Cartman, Tweak, Ed, Numbuh 2, Zim, Starfire, Uncle Grandpa, and Milo.

Eliminated: 8

Leni: 104th Place

Patrick: 103rd Place

Robin: 102nd Place

Ice King: 101st Place

Lisa Loud: 100th Place

Panda: 99th Place

Greg: 98th Place

Lumpy Space Princess: 97th Place

Current Competitors: 96