While waiting for the next chapters to come out, I offer you a series of little bonuses that I have written to pass the time.
DADDY DICK:
(Marinette, 7 years old)
Marinette always says what's on her mind, which sometimes causes serious problems for Dick. Here are a few small examples from Dick's daily life:
1/Marinette accompanied Dick to the police station because it was the special "bring your child to work" day. One of Dick's co-workers has been trying to flirt with him for several days. That day Marinette witnessed the scene. Trying to put on a good face, she tries to introduce herself to Marinette.
"Hello Marinette, I hope we can be good friends. "
"I don't want to be your friend."
"Is that so? Why?"
"I'm not friends with b*tches."
"..."
"MARINETTE!"
In the distance, Dick could hear the hysterical laughter of his colleagues, while Marinette stuck her tongue out at the young woman, then proudly left for back to Dick's office.
Strangely enough, no one dared to flirt with Dick after this event.
2/Dick was having dinner with his family. Jason had Marinette on his lap and was doing her hair. Alfred was talking with Marinette.
"So Marinette, what do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I don't know… *confuse* I'm not a plant..."
"I meant when you become an adult."
"Oh... I want to be rich!"
"Ooh, why is that?"
"So I can give my job to others like Grandpa, and make money without moving out of my cave!"
"..."
Bruce choked on his coffee and Jason started laughing.
Dick was starting to seriously worry about his daughter's future.
DADDY JASON:
(Inspired by the failures of Amazon Alexa on youtube.)
When Marinette was three years old, Dick had the good idea to bring a connected speaker to Jason's house. Tim was with them that day.
Marinette was having fun with the speaker. But she still didn't speak very well and sometimes she didn't formulate her sentences well.
"Alexa, Pi-Pi wants Pop Corn."
and the speaker answered:
"Initializing a Pop Porn playlist."
Dick, Tim and Jason cried out at practically the same time.
"WHAT?!"
" HEEH?!"
"NO!"
The three of them jumped on the speaker and managed to unplug it before the playlist started.
Marinette looked at them curiously.
"What's Pop Porn?"
"..."
The connected speakers were now banned from the house.
DADDY TIM:
Bruce is worried because he hasn't heard from Tim in the last three days. So he sends Damian to Tim and Marinette's house to see if everything is okay.
Upon entering the room, he discovers Tim dressed as a giant bee and Marinette in a rabbit disguise, dancing and singing over a full cup of coffee.
Tim : Baby, I like it
Marinette: The way you fill our coffee cup.
Tim: Baby, I like it
Marinette : Come on and give me some more
Tim : Oh yes, I like it
Marinette : Screaming like never before
Tim : Baby, I like it
Together : I-I-I like it
Damian blinked several times. Then left the house discreetly. He took out his cell phone to call Alfred.
"Pennyworth, Get out the syringes, you were right, they haven't slept for the last three days."
Fact: When Marinette and Tim haven't been sleeping for a long time, they start singing incantations to strengthen their coffee….
...
Song : I Like It | Enrique Iglesias
DADDY DAMIAN:
(Inspired by The Addams Family)
Jon understood that Damian's daughter was... different .
She slept a lot during the day, but was awake most of the night. She had a disturbing fascination with dissection. She loved scaring people...
But he had to admit that was... another stage above!
It was an early evening, and Marinette had had the idea of building a strange machine in the garden. To Jon's amazement, there was a dead crow on a tray in the middle of the strange machine.
Marinette operated a lever that caused the tray to rise. When the tray reached the top of the machine, Marinette pressed a button that turned on the two bulbs that were located at the top of the machine.
The two light bulbs began to produce electricity.
Marinette raised her two little arms in the air and began to scream.
"Creature, your master orders you, LIVE!"
The sky suddenly darkens. And clouds formed above the machine.
"LIFE! LIIIIIIIIFEEEEE!"
A bolt of lightning fell on the set. Then, nothing more. The sky returned to normal and the machine shut down.
The tray went down.
Jon felt his jaw drop when the dead crow straightened up and began to fly around the machine. The crow then sat on Marinette's head.
Damian chooses this precise moment to appear. Marinette ran immediately to her father, excited.
"Father, look, I did it! I have a zombie crow now! I decided to call her Elizabeth."
Damian looked at his daughter, then looked at the crow. The crow began to fly through the air. Damian just patted his daughter's head.
"That's great Angel. Put your stuff away, we're going to eat in five minutes."
"Okay."
Damian then turned to him. He was clearly amused by the situation.
"Today is a Friday 13th, apparently, the chances of creating a zombie are higher on Friday 13th... So, are you staying for dinner?"
"No... I'm... going home. See you later Damian."
Jon left very quickly, before Damian's strange kid decided to test her experiments on him .