Xion looks at the file and blushes, already having a feeling she knows which file is being used.

On scene shows a teenage girl, no more than 14 with a black bob and blue eyes. She then speaks. "Hello, I am Jr. Researcher Xion Warlock. Today I was tasked with an experiment on SCP-458. I shall read the item file before reading my report."

Everyone turns to the young doctor who is seen trying to hide behind her desk.

Item: SCP-458

Object Class: Safe

After the previous file they watch, they let out a sigh of relief.

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-458 is considered safe and therefore is to be stored in the staff canteen at Site 17, with no access restrictions required.

"Well what can a pizza box really do?" Weiss in a confused voice not understanding where this file is going.

Description: SCP-458 is a large-sized pizza box from the pizza chain Little Caesar's, of their Hot-n-Ready variety. It is made of simple cardboard, measures 25.4cmx25.4cmx2.54cm (10inx10inx1in), and weighs about 20 to 20.49 grams depending on toppings. As a result of the unusual nature of SCP-458, measurement of weight is inconsistent.

"Okay, so it has something to do with weight." Ren reasoned as Ruby just asks.

"What's a Little Caesar's."

"It's the third largest Pizza chain in the United States." Xion groaned out in some form of shame.

What makes SCP-458 an oddity is that, while appearing to be an ordinary pizza box, when it comes into contact with human hands, it instantaneously replicates within it the holder's subconsciously preferred choice of pizza, down to the favorite sauce, cheese, crust, and topping. It is not limited to the Little Caesars brand, as pizza from all major pizza chains, as well as local and even handmade pizzas have been produced. There seems to be no limit to its ability, except that it cannot make anything but pizza, and its toppings must be edible by normal human standards (see Addendum 1a). The box is also rather indestructible, as all tests to destroy or dismantle the box have proven fruitless.

The thought of an infinite pizza made the students' mouths water before hearing Salem asks. "Is it really that good?" Everyone turns their heads to the older woman and asks her.

"You never had pizza?!" "How could you have lived without having a slice of pizza?!" "We need to get you a pizza as soon as we can!" The once feared foul students now demanded the secret queen of grimm to try out the strange food that she had never even heard of though that left her with a question of her own. 'Why haven't I been aware of this by my subordinates?'

It is assumed the box is semi-sentient, having at least enough telepathic or empathetic ability to sense what the holder's personal choices regarding pizza are.

After constant testing showed SCP-458's seemingly infinite power to generate pizza (but with little other use), it has henceforth been placed inside the canteen at Site-17 for free use by personnel. After its open usage has been allowed, personnel morale has shown to have sharply increased.

"I mean, I would too if I was told I could have my favorite pizza at break." Yang lean back with her hand behind her head.

Addendum 1a: Upon testing SCP-458 with SCP-███, the subject took a bite of the slice, which appeared to be a garlic-free slice of sausage and olive pizza on wheat crust. This was met with the response "It's a fine slice, but I would have preferred a rather different sauce." It was inferred that the box cannot use substances that are indigestible by regular human bodies. Further testing confirmed this.

"Thank goodness, I'm not ready for it to be like 604." Weiss signed out.

"I think we can all agree to that, dear girl." Salem smoothly said, causing the heiress blush.

Addendum 1b: Please see Document #458-1a

Document #458-1a: I would just like to remind all staff that just because we have a pizza box that can constantly create pizzas for you does not mean that you can just sit around and eat pizza all afternoon. If continued abuse of the box continues, coupled with reports of personnel gaining unhealthy amounts of weight, I may be forced to implement a mandatory physical training regimen following lunch hours.

-Dr. del Morrino

"Oh god no." Yang lean forward concern. "I already have to work extra hours to stay in this form, unlike someone." Yang then make a glare at her sister and the ginger bomber who give a small smile not known that the older woman was in the same ability as the two girls.

Document #458-1b: For simple curiosity's sake, and to, perhaps, get a better idea of the mindset of certain SCP's, I have compiled a list of sentient SCP's reactions when holding the box.

SCP

Result

SCP-040: Small, extra cheese, cheese stuffed crust.

SCP-056: Medium, sliced bell peppers, thin crust, alfredo sauce.

SCP-073: Medium, feta and jack cheese, no sauce, thin crust.

SCP-076-02: Large, meatballs, pepperoni, bacon, Canadian bacon, sausage, hamburger, thick crust.

SCP-105: Small, olives, wheat crust, thin.

SCP-108-01: Large, pepperoni, thick crust.

SCP-134: Small, onions, anchovies, olives, thin crust.

SCP-181: Large, pepperoni, sausage, marinara-stuffed crust.

SCP-182: Medium, olives, mushrooms, pretzel dough crust.

SCP-343: Large, almost every topping imaginable, with over 100 distinct foods identified.

SCP-3300-1: Large, extra cheese and pepperoni, wet when removed from box

SCP-3477: Medium, anchovies. All instances produced identical pizzas, with identically arranged toppings.

SCP-4999: Extra large, half supreme, half pepperoni.

Further testing on SCPs may reveal some odd characteristics about the SCPs themselves, and is suggested.

- Dr. Kreign

The images show each SCP taking a bite of a pizza slice. 040 cause saw 'aws' at the image of the little girl biting into the cheesing pizza. A gorgeous woman taking a bite causes the students to blush while Salem is just trying to understand what the food was. The blush that came from all the girls and even Salem almost made Jaune jealous as the screen shows a man with blue robotic arms eating the odd pizza. Abel's made the more meaters agree with him and even want to try it out. Ruby begins to blush at the sight of the blonde who was eating the olive pizza. The middle age afican woman slice got some nods, making Salem believe that the toppings was a universal agreed to be good choice. The girls 'awed' again at the sight of a little girl eating a slice, even if it was an odd one. An 'huh, never thought of marinara in stuffed crust before.' came from Jaune. The sight of the heavily scarred man made them feel sorry for him, though made them confused about the pretzel crust. The sight of the monster of the pizza almost gave everyone high cholesterol. Seeing the water person eating the pizza made some shiver at the idea of a wet pizza. Blake began to drool at the sight of the pizza making her friends move away from her. The last image made Xion jump at the sight of the man as she cursed on 'how the fuck did they got him long enough to take a fucking slice.

Update:

Further cross-testing is permitted but requires approval and supervision due to safety concerns.

- Dr. ███████

"Makes sense." Weiss calmly said.

The screen returns to the doctor's youth smiling as she begins talking. "That is what I have been doing. Now please look over my findings as I enjoy mine." She pushes some buttons off screen, before changing it shows her taking a bite of something on a slice of french bread with extra cheese.

Staff

Results

Sgt. Combine: Medium, pepperoni, thin crust.

Senior Researcher Desire: Small, mild sausage, spinach, marinara sauce, flat crust.

Senior Researcher O'Death: Medium, buffalo chicken, reach, buffalo sauce, thin crust.

Dr. Warlock: Large, pepperoni, bacon, sausage, ham, meatballs, cheese stuffed crust.

At the end of the file everyone turns to the doctor who was hiding herself in her arms. The good news was that the file truly calmed their nerves.

Crimson here, yes I did change my name and yes it's past Thanksgiving, but my wifi was off for a fucking month so that's the many reason. Let's go over the reviews shall we.

From Wombag1786: As soon as we can do that without killing her and keeping her dead, I have no doubt about it.

Thanks for writing Wombag1786

From Sp0onGuy: Indeed.

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From kept123: Your welcome.

Thanks for writing kept123

From ArcherEMIYA: That sounds like a personal question, you have anything to say, Actually Satan?

Thanks for writing ArcherEMIYA

From doomqwer: That file is locked from this experiment for the moment, but will be unlocked for the next one.

Thanks for writing doomqwer

From Combine117: You are most likely to be placed with SCPs that you won't feel bad about putting lead in them or they are just friendly and your good would be to protect them.

Thanks for writing Combine117

From jetjedi: It's odd, I thought I had him on the list already, but looks like not this story… Weird.

Thanks for writing jetjedi

From SombraZorro70: About that, as much as I like the idea of 999 being a child of the Scarlet King, I don't support the theory of him being the child of 231-7. Just my headcanon.

008 is the Zombine Virus, but 008-J are two different files.

Honestly I felt that is the best way to hammer in my point to Weiss.

Never been there.

Pretty good, though now that Salem knows about it, I wouldn't be surprise if she decide to murder them all if they show signs. As for Ozma's, *Looks at Atlas* I have a feeling we all know where that would go.

Thanks for writing SombraZorro70

From Guest: As I said before, that will show up in a later story.

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From 123ABIR123: I believe I gave you a hint of that at the ending of that chapter.

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From N.1.1.3: I have but I can't if I wish to keep the Cunt Union off my back.

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From Jack Fortune: Huh, indeed.

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From JaphetSkie: A handful of those are on my list but thanks for giving a list to go over, as for organization, there are factions already going to be the main focus well the next story has more… Also, what the hell is Gamers Against Weed and does the Exploring Series already have a video of them.

Thanks for writing JaphetSkie

From REOLOT: In the next story.

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From ExcaliburShooter: Now there is an idea, but I haven't watched FGO yet. So it will be a longer wait than the next part of this story.

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From wolf master97: That will be for a later time.

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Okay everyone, I've have to work on a christmas chapter for ROSG now. See you after New Years… Hopefully 2021 will be better.