Total Drama World Tour
Episode 25- Plains, Trains, and Hot Air Mobiles
(Disclaimer)
Chris- This episode of Total Drama may contain Extreme Stunts, Language, and Sexual Innuendos performed by Animated characters that may be unsuitable for some viewers. Viewer Discretion Is Advised
(Disclaimer ends)
(Recap)
(Open to the plane roaring over Drumheller)
Chris- Last time on Total Drama World Tour!
(Then pan across the badlands)
Alberta!
(Cut to Heather in an electric chair)
It'll blow you away!
(Heather shows Owen the picture of Gwen)
But first, Owen got really mad at Gwen for looking like she betrayed him.
(Then to Gwen talking to Owen)
Gwen tried explaining to Owen that she'd never betray him, and they eventually made up.
(They hug)
How nice!
(Then Heather under the rock)
Later, Heather got her comeuppance when she was stuck under a rock.
(Then to Noah helping Heather)
Luckily for Heather, Noah felt a tiny tremor in his tiny, sarcastic, cynical heart and saved her. For the moment. He he.
(Then to Heather getting eliminated)
Unfortunately for Heather, Noah chose his friends over a greater chance at the money and she was forced to be eliminated. How sad.
(Cockpit)
We're at the final three! Gwen, Owen, and Noah! Who will make it to victory and get to the final two? Why are we in a familiar location? You'll just have to find out, right here, right now.
(Zoom out every time)
On Total, Drama, World Tour!
Total Drama Theme starts-
(A light turns on, another Light pops out of a vent, a camera from an engine with a raccoon, out of a luggage case. The clap board claps down)
"Dear Mom and Dad I'm doing fine"
(Zoom down First Class, past Chris, through a door to the cockpit, past Chef and out the Window. Down the runway.
"You guys are on my mind"
(Over the CN Tower and into the water)
"You asked me what I wanted to be, and now I think the answer is plain to see"
(Owen is in the water naked, he notices he's on camera and covers himself. Go above water and see Harold practicing his Ninja skills, he's hit with an oar)
"I wanna be famous"
(We pan over to Duncan and Courtney in a boat, Duncan laughs at Harold and Courtney's smiling while rowing. Alligators are jumping around. They run into Gwen, who's holding her arm, who's in a tiny raft. She starts to sink when Duncan notices and gets concerned. Courtney glares at him while he rubs his neck nervously)
"I wanna live close to the sun"
(Zoom in on The Statue of Liberty. Alejandro pulls up Heather who glares at him. His Teeth shine.
"Well pack your bags cause I've already won"
(Tyler runs by pushing a baby carriage with Cody in it who looks terrified. Alejandro looks concerned. They run into Ezekiel. Tyler lets go of Cody and he runs into a sign that has a down arrow. Cody falls down)
"Everything to prove nothing in my way"
(Cody falls into Sierra's arms in a glacier area, she hugs him while Cody sceams)
"I'll get there one day"
(Pan over to LIndsay looking confused at a picture of Tyler. She scratches her head. A polar bear then shows up causing Lindsay to scream and run away. It takes off its head revealing Izzy, who laughs and gets attacked by a baby seal. Izzy runs off screaming)
"Cause I wanna be famous"
(Switch over to a scene where Bridgette and DJ are surfing. DJ looks kinda scared. Bridgette waves at the camera and DJ runs into Bridgette causing them to fall in the water)
"Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na"
(Cut to Leshawna and Noah walking across a crosswalk in a city. The Jet screams by overhead, making them cower in fear and blow the cars away. The seventeen contestants are in a formation on the jet singing)
(Na na na na) "I wanna be" (Na na na na) "I wanna be" (Na na na na) "I wanna be famous"
(The jet screams through London, causing Big Ben's clock to break. Through Paris, a mime drops his croissant. A canyon area, a rock breaks and falls by the camera)
(Na na na na) "I wanna be" (Na na na na) "I wanna be" (Na na na na) "I wanna be famous"
(We return to the cast in formation. We look at a shot of Owen and Izzy singing and looking happy. A shot of Heather and Courtney singing and glaring. And a shot of Bridgette and DJ singing, DJ gets smacked in the head with a Seagull. DJ rubs his head)
"Whistling tune"
(Chef turns the plane, causing the cast to fall. Some of them are seen falling down screaming. They land down by the plane. The cast is down there, when Ezekiel lands down with a hard smack. Noah cringes at it)
(Intro ends)
(Fade into a shot of the plane)
(They're all sitting in the common area, Gwen smiles and starks to giggle)
Gwen- Remember on that Aftermath episode when you overreacted about telling the truth?
Noah- (Snickers) Yeah, that was quite funny.
Owen- (Laughs) Yeah, that was funny. I bet it makes me look like an idiot though, huh?
(Gwen laughs again)
Gwen- Well, I thought it was hilarious. And I've never said this before, but I'm sorry for being so rude to you in season one.
Owen- No need, it's all in the past now.
Gwen- No, I want to just let this out. I'm also sorry for being such a dick when you asked if we'd be on the same team. I guess I just never realized how such a nice friend you'd become. And with how distant I was in season two, I...
Owen- Gwen, it's okay. It's no big deal. I take a bit to get used to. And I'm sorry for stealing your victory. It really should've been you in retrospective.
Gwen- Oh, pfft. No need. Like I said I'm glad it was you of all people to beat me. We never got our cash anyway.
Owen- Could you imagine if we were the final two again?
Gwen- That'd be great.
Noah- You do realize I'm right here, right?
Owen- Oh, sorry. I want you to win too! If anything I'd rather it be you two in the final two. I just kinda floated my way here again, as others would say.
(Gwen and Noah look at each other)
Gwen- Don't say that, you can handle yourself perfectly fine on your own.
Noah- Yeah, you're tough, you're great at eating challenges.
Gwen- And you're good in your own, uh, well, flatulent ways. If that's an advantage.
Owen- Thanks you two, you're the best.
(He hugs them)
Chris Intercom- Prepare for the landing final three! We're almost here!
Noah- Well, I guess this is it huh? The final challenge?
Gwen- Looks like it.
Owen- Let's do this!
(Cut to a very familiar place)
Gwen- Uh Chris, where are we?
Chris- Why, we're in Drumheller of course.
Gwen/Owen/Noah- What!?
Noah- You mean we just flew in a giant circle?
Owen- Why though?
Chris- Because, your next challenge is a race across America! We landed in this Albertan junk yard so you can fix up a way of transportation.
Noah- And why aren't we just using the plane?
Chris- Well, I'm afraid we no longer need it for the game, as this is the race to the final challenge. Chef and I will watch from my helicopter.
Gwen- How do you expect us to get across the country with junk?
Chris- I don't know, figure it out. Get ready for surf, sun, and beauties in grass skirts! Because we're going to, Hawaii!
(Does a hula dance)
(The three cheer)
Chris- I know! Best host ever! Never doubt me!
Noah- Oh trust me, I always have and will. How are we supposed to get to Hawaii without air or sea travel?
Chris- I'm getting to that! You'll just have to use whatever you can in this junkyard.
Owen- But we're in the middle of nowhere.
Chris- True, so check these fancy, dancy, GPS's I'm generously giving you!
(He throws them and they catch them)
Owen- Middle of nowhere, Alberta?
Gwen- Hey, they work?
Chris- Set them for Tijuana beach! It's right on the Mexican border. Now move it! Go! Go! Go!
(They type really fast)
(Confessional)
Noah- Okay, this is getting ridiculous! We're supposed to travel across the entire country of America?
(Static)
Gwen- How is this gonna work? I can't just create a plane from nothing!
(Static)
Owen- I've always wanted to go to Hawaii! This is gonna be awesome! Besides the travel part.
(Confessional ends)
(Chris shouting from the chopper)
Chris- Don't worry! You're all totally gonna make it!
(They fly away)
Gwen- Well, we gotta find something useful in here right?
Noah- I sure hope so.
(Chris on the radio)
Chris- Oh, and if anyone uses something from the plane, it's an automatic elimination! Just thought I'd remind you guys!
(They groan)
(Time lapse)
Noah- UGH! There's nothing here!
Gwen- Yeah, I guess we move out on foot?
Noah- On what? Are we gonna engineer a cactus into an airplane?
Gwen- It's better than waiting for nothing.
(Noah starts to walk off)
Noah- Well, I guess I'll see you guys later. Or maybe I won't.
Gwen- Owen! We gotta go! Come on.
Owen- You two go on! I'll try to find something to use here.
Gwen- If you think I'm gonna leave you here, you're wrong. Now move it.
Owen- No, Gwen. You go! This is your guys' chance to win. I'll figure it out on my own.
Gwen- Sigh. If that's what you want, okay. Come here.
(She hugs him)
Good luck, I'll see if I can find a car out there or something.
(He laughs)
Owen- Okay, good luck.
(Gwen goes off)
Owen- Okay, now what to use?
(He finds a bike)
Hey, a bicycle!
(a wheel falls off)
Unicycle? Oh, screw it! Wait a minute! Seatbelt? Old wheelchair? Parachute? Gasp! I have an idea! Who's useless now Courtney!
(Noah)
(He climbs over a mountain, exhausted)
Noah- AHH! I gotta hit the gym. Hmm? If you wanna find a thief, follow his money. If you wanna find Chris, follow the evil thieves he loves to throw into the challenges.
(Two interns put a caged Panda into a truck)
Tijuana Beach, here I come!
(Gwen)
(She's looking at her GPS and trips over train tracks, and gets back up)
Gwen- UGH! What kind of moron leaves train tracks in the middle of nowhere?
(She sees a train station)
Gasp! Trains! Yes!
(Cut to a driving truck)
Noah- Attention competitors! I am currently traveling south at 90 km an hour. I hope you guys have as much luck as I do.
(Just then a caged yeti grabs Noah and kisses him on the lips and sends him backwards into a box)
On an unrelated note, help!
(Chris in the helicopter, he's looking at where the players are on his tablet)
Chris- Gwen's ahead, but stalled. And the Yeti's new boyfriend is quickly catching up! But Owen can't seem to get his butt in gear!
(Owen)
(He's building a hot air balloon)
Owen- Oh yeah Owen, you're a genius! Now I just gotta find something for fuel?
(He goes looking and shockingly finds a blowtorch for heat)
(He starts flying)
Wahoo! Oh yeah! This is awesome! Attention fellow Total Drama Buddies! Owen is on the move! I repeat, I am airborne! Yahoo!
(Cut to Gwen walking in a train car)
Gwen- Airborne? Maybe I should have stayed with him.
(She sits down across from a lady)
Hey, is this seat taken?
(She nods no)
(Gwen just lays back and grabs a newspaper)
(Noah's truck drives by outside the window)
(The truck backs up into a train car and dumps out the shipment, including Noah who yells)
Chris- Too bad she turned off her walkie talkie before this update! Advantage, Noah!
(The train moves out)
Conductor- Hello passengers, and welcome to this nonstop trip to Mexico!
Gwen- YES! In your face!
(The lady across looks confused)
Uh, I just really love tacos! He he.
(Back train car)
(Noah breaks free of the box)
Noah- Gah! Good lord!
(The yeti smooches at him)
Noah- AHH! No thank you, Mr. Yeti! Now to find Gwen and Owen? Also, where the hell am I?
(Noah opens a box that has squealing)
Noah- Blah! You are a disgrace dude! If I release you, you gotta behave!
(Cut to Owen)
Owen- "86 bottles of pop on the wall, 86 bottles of pop"
"You take one down, pass it around"
Aw, I could use one right about now.
(He sighs)
Hello Mr. Rock. I could use some company. What's that? Incoming?
AHHH!
(He almost hits Chris' helicopter)
Chris- Uh, Owen, dude!
Owen- Watch where you're going dude!
Chris- Are you talking to inanimate objects again?
Owen- Maybe?
(Radio)
Attention. An extreme weather warning has been issued for all aircraft!
(He turns it off)
Chris- I should probably warn them.
(Chris and Chef laugh)
(Gwen)
Gwen- Wow, I didn't know it'd be this easy. I kinda feel bad not bringing them with now.
Man- Tickets please, tickets!
Noah- I'm sorry dude, but my, uh, brother is not a wild animal.
(Ezekiel)
(Gwen looks shocked)
He just has a few, uh, quirks!
(He lashes out at Gwen but is pulled back)
Noah- Gwen?
Gwen- Noah?
(Ezekiel suddenly breaks free and chases Gwen)
Gwen- AHH! Why'd you bring him!?
Noah- I'm sorry! I felt kinda bad for him!
Gwen- Well I'm about to feel his pain alright!
(Owen)
Owen- Okay Mr. Rock, I spy with my little eye, something fluffy! No, it's not cotton candy. It's just some ominous dark clouds!
(He becomes aware of what he said)
AHHH! I'm gonna die-hi-hi!
(He flies into the clouds)
(Lightning strikes)
(Cut to Gwen running on top of the train)
Noah- Uh, Gwen, why are you running?
Gwen- I'm trying to avoid Homeschool!
(Starts hailing)
Wha!
(She slips on hail)
What the hail?
Noah- Ooh! You alright?
Gwen- It was just my butt, which is now asleep again!
Noah- Well, at least you have ice?
(She glares)
Whoa! Jump across quickly! The car is coming loose!
(She jumps and grabs his hand)
Gwen- Whew! Thanks!
(Owen)
Owen- Ah! AHAHA! OW!
(Chris)
Chris- Whoa! Will the game be called on a count of deadly weather? Will anyone be left to take home the million? Find out right after this break on Total, Drama, World Tour!
(Lightning strike)
AH!
(Commercial break)
(Fade into Owen)
Owen- Wah! I can't steer! It's too wet! I'm gonna die!
(Gwen and Noah)
Noah- Now what?
Gwen- Well we can't go back inside, we have no tickets!
(Chris flies overhead)
(Musical ding)
Chris- I pride myself on my timing!
Owen/Gwen/Noah- Are you kidding me!?
Chris- You know the answer to that by now!
(I'm Gonna make it)
(Music Starts)
Noah- "We're on a train, it's moving fast"
"Gotta make sure I don't get last"
"There's dangerous ice falling from the sky"
"I hope after this I have an eye"
(Noah pushes Gwen down)
Gwen- "Well if you wanna play like that, it's fine by me"
"I have to barf now excuse me"
"I'm impressed you got this far"
"Now watch out before you hit that bar"
(He runs into a bar)
Gwen/Noah-
"I'm gonna make it"
(Cut to a digital screen of two dots on train tracks, Gwen and Noah hop on them)
"You can't stop me now"
"Just you try"
(They jump off. Gwen grabs a bull skull, Noah grabs a small rock and they throw them, missing)
"Our fortune's waiting"
"It's time for you to say bye, bye bye"
(Cut to Owen)
Owen- "I'm impressed that I'm still here"
"I hope to finish the game this year"
"And now I'm in the final three"
"Whoa! Owen, watch out for that tree!"
(He barely misses it)
(Now Owen is in a digital screen)
"I'm gonna make it"
"They can't stop me now"
(He dodges another tree)
"Let them try"
"My fortune's waiting"
(He dodges a bear)
"And they can kiss it all"
(He waves goodbye to the bear)
"Bye, Bye, Bye!
(Gwen and Noah are locked into an awkward dance)
Gwen/Noah- "This is awkward"
"Why are we doing this?"
"I hope that Owen's having more fun than us"
(Gwen jokingly drops Noah)
Noah- "Gwen!"
(Noah is scratching his head in pain)
Gwen/Owen-
"I'm gonna make it"
"They can't stop me now"
"Let them try"
"Our fortune's waiting"
"It's time for you to say bye, bye, bye!"
(Song ends)
Owen- Ah, what's that Mr. Rock? Powerlines? WHAA!
(Chris)
Chris- Update time! According to the latest data, Gwen is the only one still moving towards Hawaii!
(Gwen)
(She jumps in a train car)
Gwen- Sigh. Welp, sorry Noah. Gotta take my chances.
(She notices Ezekiel)
Uh oh. AHHH!
(Cut to Noah riding a horse)
Noah- Faster horse come on! Oh Gwen, I'm coming!
(Owen)
(He's tugging on his balloon in a powerline)
Owen- Come on Owen, pull!
(He gets electrocuted and the balloon is destroyed)
Aw man! I was doing so well! Sigh! I told Gwen already that this is there fight, maybe I was right?
(He notices a food stand)
(Chris)
Owen- Owen, the quitter? How lame! And this is no time for food!
(Gwen)
(Ezekiel is approaching her)
Gwen- Hey, Zeke! Remember Camp Wawanakwa? Where we used to be, uh, well, island mates? When you were still semi-human? AHHH!
(She runs into another car)
(Owen)
Owen- Fireworks? $20 cash only? Perfect, except I'm broke! Hey Mr.! You see, I'm kinda a part of a reality show called Total Drama, and I'm kinda trying to win? Can you help me out? Celebrity discount or something?
Clerk- Whoa! Are you Owen? From Total Drama? Dude, I'm a huge fan! Who're you up against!?
Owen- That'd be spoiling. But please, I gotta get out of here. I have this rock here!
Clerk- Say no more dude! Here you go!
(He gives owen a huge box of fireworks)
Owen- Thanks dude! You're awesome!
(Gwen)
(She's still running from Ezekiel)
Gwen- Please, leave me alone!
(She throws food at him, then a pillow, and a whole booth. She goes to throw a bowl of food but it lands in her hair)
(Ezekiel attacks her)
(Owen)
Owen- Hmm? Now what to do with a giant box of fireworks?
(Noah)
(He's approaching the train on his horse)
(Gwen flies out of the train on the back of another horse)
Noah- Well, long time no see!
Gwen- Look, I'm sorry for pushing you off okay? This is a competition after all.
Noah- Eh, whatever. I guess it's a race. Giddy up!
Gwen- Yeah, what he said!
(Chris)
Chris- Wow, they just don't seem to want it that bad. Hmm, but barring any life threatening accidents, I guess they're our final two. Wait a sec!
(Owen flies through the air in the wheelchair with fireworks strapped on)
Owen- YAHOO!
Chris- Owen is still in it! Like a phoenix, burnt to a crisp, before rising up a new! Nope, that's just a rock! Anyway, it's a dead heat, people!
Owen- YEAH! I could do this all day! Ooh! I'm almost at the beach! Now come on Owen, and lean! I'm gonna make it!
(Gwen and Noah)
Noah- Prepare to get beaten, Gothy!
Gwen- Not before me, brainiac!
Chris- Look out, whahh!
(The horse stop and Gwen and Noah fly through the finish line)
(Noah is laying on top of Gwen)
Noah- Gasp! Whoops! My bad.
Gwen- It's fine, I'll live.
Chris- Uh, I still have a race to the million going on! Interested? Hawaii's over there. Grab a boat, head to the big island, and...
(Owen crashes down and is rolling in his wheelchair)
Owen- WHOA!
(He trips over a rock and goes flying into a boat)
Owen- Wow! How lucky can I get today! Oh oh! Hawaii is that way! Come on guys!
(He boats off)
Gwen- He really is lucky, isn't he?
Noah- He sure is, now come on!
Chris- And Owen takes the lead!
(Gwen and Noah hop in their boats)
I really love this show.
(Cut to the trio neck and neck)
(Gwen slams into Owen's boat)
Owen- Hey, where'd you learn to drive?
Gwen- My bad!
(Noah rams into her)
Noah- Is this bumper boats or a race?
(Noah's boat is leaking and he looks alarmed)
(Noah's hit with a fish)
Owen- Sorry buddy! I needed some kind of distraction!
Noah- So you use a fish?
Owen- Well I didn't wanna use a rock.
(Gwen passes bye)
Gwen- Later! Holy sh*t! Look out!
(A bird lands on a mine and it explodes)
WHOA! That was close!
Noah- I guess it's a race for second!
Owen- Gasp! Noah, look out!
Noah- What? AHH!
(He hits a mine and goes flying)
Owen- Noah! Buddy!
(Gwen is approaching the flag but runs out of gas)
Gwen- Tell me I'm not out of gas! UGH! Where's Owen when you need him!
(She grabs an oar and starts paddling)
(Cut to the cast waiting on the beach)
(They all look happy, besides Courtney)
(Gwen jumps off of her boat)
Gwen- Yes! I made it! I won!
Chris- Gwen makes it into the final two! One question remains, who will Gwen battle? Owen or Noah?
(Cut to Owen's boat arriving at the flag)
Owen- Yes, I made it! But I wish my buddy was here.
Noah- AHHH!
(He crashes into Owen's boat and they crash ashore)
(Gwen looks nervous)
Gwen- You guys okay!?
Chris- Oh wow! That's what you call a tie people! I'd go to the slo mo to determine the winner. But we're kinda out of time!
Gwen/Owen/Noah- WHAT!?
Chris- Yep we're totally, completely, undeniably, out of time. As, of, right, about, now!
(The three groan)
So come back next time to find out who battles who! And see someone finally win the million! Or die trying! Right here!
(Zoom out every time)
On Total, Drama, World Tour!
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(Credits)
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Original Story written by Fresh TV.
New story edits by Derek Phillips.
All characters are based on their TV Counterparts. And the rewrite is in no way cannon to the original story.
Starring the voices of-
Megan Fahlenbock- Gwen
Scott McCord- Owen
Carter Hayden- Noah
Christian Potenza- Chris McLean
and Cle Bennett- Chef Hatchet
(Votes/Teams)
None
Player eliminated- Tie, nobody
Current Teams-
Final Three
Gwen
Owen
Noah