[DISCLAIMER: This is complete fiction and no Hololive characters were harmed in this writing.

Okay, so lots of Hololive players in this trial of the century. I hope this chapter is okay. Please let me know in the comments. Thank you for those who reviewed and said they enjoy the silly story. I actually have fun when I write stupid things. Lots of hijinks are at play while about to have the trial of the century, and we finally see God and Princess Luna! I love Luna (she's one of my faves) and I hope all these characters get subscribed by you all.]

Chapter 12 – Tickets Are Sold Out

The Candy Land castle stood shining in the morning light, surrounded by a moat. Lu-Knights dressed in silver with pink frills showing from the undershirt, pink or purple stripes like candy canes around their helmets, and a tall pink feather at the top. They stood guard, guiding those with tickets into the courtyard and then to the Great Candy Hall for the trial.

Lines gathered outside the castle gate, down the road for miles, as if there was a Gackt concert in town.

Marine was joined by the ship mates, Okayu, Korone, Rushia and now the tag-a-long duo, Ayame and Towa in tow…ah. Yes. Rushia was able to scalp a few tickets – quite literally – by some gentlemen outside the pub. (It's okay – they lived.)

They shoved to the front of the line, thanks to a rabid dog that scared most of the residents, barking, "Wowowowowo, and then ORAYU!" knocking residents right and left, some flying into the moat.

Okayu, after incorporating the leash gag, held tightly to her collar by the leash, and both kept cracking up as patrons went flying.

Once they made it to the front of the line, Ayame slipped a few bills into the main Lu-Knight guard's hand, and told him they were friends of the soon-to-be-dead Shion.

They let them pass and advised they made it in time for front row seats, stamping each hand, and handing them each two glow sticks – one purple and one pink.

They glanced amongst themselves wondering, "why the glow sticks?"

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Ex-Magistrate Matsuri the god of all things that are god, finally made her way to the outer limits of Candy Land. She had been shot from a cannon with an "Adios fodder" by the Soon-to-be-Magistrate of the land.

Choco simply wanted the position of Magistrate and when she told her to climb in for a shot-a, she easily fell for it.

She'd spent the last week fighting through a rugged jungle of giant wooly creatures, ice, snow, and mountains, along the northern edge of Candy Land. In fact, she looked like she had spent days fighting her way back to the kingdom.

She stood at the Northern wall, ready to climb and make her way back into the kingdom.

(This, by the way, was being timed perfectly for the trial of the century.)

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Lt. Subaru greeted her Captain Noel with a salute, who was followed by her fiancée Flare (who simply wanted to see the trial of the century).

"You've done a spectacular job capturing the most wanted criminal in Candy Land, Lieutenant."

"Thank you Danchou." She saluted again, and then pointed out the criminal, seated in handcuffs beside her lawyer, Minato Aqua, finding a pair of glasses and carrying a briefcase as she readied herself as the defendant's counsel.

"I… object," Shion stated, her head wobbling back and forth, as she was out of it, the poison working its way through her system.

"You can't object yet." Counsel and Magistrate Choco stated.

She sat at the table to the other side as the Counsel of the Kingdom.

She then stood up, walking seductively to the defendant's table. She sat on the edge, slowly crossing her leg, and then leaning toward Aqua. "You're very cute."

"You give me stranger danger vibes."

"Mmm, I hope you like losing."

"I hope I don't like losing."

"I hope you brought your big girl panties."

"I brought… um? I don't think I understand the comment."

"By the way, what color are your panties?"

"They are…" Aqua suddenly blushed… "um… do I have to tell you?"

"Yes. It's a Candy Land custom." She turned to the two Lu-Knight officers. They glanced to one another.

"I don't recall that custom…?" Subaru answered, always very honest, and Choco leapt up from the table, sighing and flustered.

"You should be fired, but we can let that one pass." She then pressed her body closely to the young Subaru. "You're such a cute little boy."

"Thank you, Magistrate?" Subaru turned a deep red, and then gulped loudly. "I'm a girl."

"Ugh, if you say so."

A ruckus emerged from the back of Candy Land Hall and all turned.

Senchou Marine and her rag-tag crew entered, Rushia pushing aside those in her way, and others leaping out of the way of the out-of-control doggo barking and screaming, "ORAYO!"

The Magistrate's gaze immediately fell to the Captain. She was absolutely gorgeous, and so close to her age.

"Hi mom!" Aqua waved wildly, jumping up and down. "Mom! Mom! Over here!"

"Aqua, there you are!" She then saw Shion's head bobbing back and forth, eyes swirling in their sockets, and mumbling incoherently, drool falling out the side of her mouth. "What's with my first mate, Aqua-chan?"

"She was poisoned."

"Ohhh, I see." And then she gushed, "and what are you doing here dressed so fashionably?"

"I'm her lawyer, or what they call the defense counsel – sounds smart."

"Oh my, you've moved up in the world. I knew I had a smart daughter."

"Not…" Shion mumbled… "duh duh duh duh ter. Idjuts…."

The entourage then left to find seats behind.

Ayame asked, tapping on Aqua's shoulder, "Is she going to be okay?"

"She talks like she's um… that 'R' word that isn't PC," Towa stated.

"Remorseful?" Okayu asked.

"No, not that one."

"Rigomortis?" Rushia asked.

"What?"

"It's an 'R' word," Rushia closed her eyes, crossed her arms, and immediately fell asleep.

"I have a word!" Korone leapt to standing, "RaRaRARuuuuu! ORAYU!" and immediately slammed another passer-by across the room.

"That's not a word," Towa looked to Ayame, fearful, "is it?"

"If Doggo says it's a word – it's a word."

Towa laughed, "Okay, then I won't say she sounds retarded."

Within a second, all quickly jumped on top of Towa, covering her mouth.

The Magistrate turned to wink at Senchou, who winked back.

Senchou then did some strange move back and forth in an attempt to be sexy, shaking her hips in an odd dance move.

The Magistrate's eyes widened, turned back to facing forward, quickly shuffling papers meaninglessly. She was somewhat creeped out worse than when that strange Magistrate Matsuri the God worked for the Princess.

Marine whispered to a sleeping Rushia, "I think that succubus likes me."

Only snoring sounds came from the necromancer.

"I know, it's so obvious." It was like she was speaking to a cutting board.

The hall continued to fill up. It was a large hall with room for around 30,000 observers. There was a balcony for standing room only attendants. All were holding their glow sticks.

Soon, the lights lowered and the stage at the front of the hall lit up with pink and purple lighting, as the lights overhead continued to dim.

Senchou, Ayame, Towa, Okayu and Korone stood wondering what was going on. They glanced back and could see the crowd all stand up, holding their glow sticks.

Music began to play and soon all had their glow sticks up and started chanting, "Princess - Luna! Princess - Luna! Princess - Luna!" over and over again.

"Ooh, a concert," Towa whooped, waving her glow sticks.

Soon they all joined in the chant.

A petite girl in frills and long pink curls walked onto the stage. She held up her hands, then gripped around the microphone.

"NANNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"

The hall erupted in cheers.

Shion could feel the poison moving through her body, realizing something, and having a moment of cohesive thought. "I'm going to die, aren't I?"

"Not with me as your counsel," Aqua stated, as the Princess began singing a catchy tune.

Shion groaned.

"I'll get that antidote for you, Shion." Aqua smiled down at her friend. "I promise."

Shion couldn't believe she was being positive. She didn't realize that once Luna started her show it was hard to get her off the stage unless they had a miracle, and she'd be long dead by that time.

In the middle of Princess Luna's song, the doors from the back of the hall burst open, and in stepped someone shouting, "I am here, and I am GOD!"

Everyone turned and the music stopped.

"Matsuwli?!" Princess Luna cried from behind the mic, "dere you awwr!"

Matsuri stomped down the hallway, as people nearly passed out from the smell. She hadn't bathed for over a week while fighting her way back.

"Princess Luna, that Magistrate tried to kill me."

"Nanoraaa?"

The Magistrate smirked and then laughed, "Hah, the jokes on you. I try to kill everyone."

Rushia sat up, awoken by the news, suddenly finding the Magistrate enchanting.

The baby Princess then began speaking in a very unintelligible baby talk so that the Love Love AquaMarine Go crew squinted and moved forward trying to understand what she was saying. The rest of the town of Candy Land seemed to understand every word.

"Nanooooraaaaah! let the trial begin," the Princess stated (writing baby talk is too difficult). Looking to the Magistrate, "do you have the antidote?"

"It's somewhere." Magistrate Choco rummaged through her briefcase. "Somewhere in here. Hmm, not sure where I placed it." She stood, realizing the God was stomping angrily, headed her way. "Might be back in my office." She then disappeared in a wisp of smoke.

Shion kept groaning in her seat, realizing she really was going to die this time.

[END NOTE: Okay, I know this was written quickly but I hope you all liked. Thanks for reading.]