WOOOOOOOOO! I have achieved chapter ten. I never thought I would get this far, yet here I am. While I may have a spotty upload schedule, I have somehow made it this far. So, thanks for reading this far. Well, back to your normally scheduled stupidity. Ooflord21000 out.
The Moby Huge
Elizabeth's P.O.V
"Good thing the Moby Huge has a boat function. I guess it's the SS Huge now." said Ennard, his voice sputtering from the water. Daddy tried to talk, but all that came out was a garbled mess of static and the occasional sound of a springlock going off. "I can feel water running down my back." I deadpanned, annoyed at the situation. "Well it's your fault for not telling me about the autopilot earlier." said Scott, who was emptying his head of water.
"You guys should have gotten a waterproof suit like me." said Michael. "Mikey, your body is a mannequin with an illusion disk. Also, I'm pretty sure you're talking through your Handy Unit anyway." explained Ennard. Micheal then proceeded to manhandle Ennard into the flooded cargo hold. "Stay down there 'till you become kind." he said, he then returned to his seat.
After a bit of coughing, daddy began talking through the medium of the suit's voice. "Good thing I soundproof everything I build." he said, his voice switching between his own and the suit's feminine one at random intervals. "You even sound like a woman!" came the incredibly muffled voice of Ennard. "These floors should be able to muffle a gunshot…" stated daddy, staring at the floor in disbelief.
I always knew that annoying creature was loud, but not this loud. That's kind of scary. "Where's Vanny at anyway?" I asked, wondering where she had disappeared to. "She slammed into the windshield so hard when we crashed, that she fell unconscious." he replied. Accepting this, we all sat in silence for a while, before being interrupted by a soggy Ennard pulling himself out of the flooded cargo hold. "So… anyone up for uno?" asked Ennard, holding up a box of soggy uno cards.
The S.S. Huge
Michael's P.O.V
"YOU DIDN'T SAY UNO IDIOT!" yelled Ennard, who was currently holding Elizabeth in the air with his Stand. "YES I DID!" screamed Elizabeth, using her Stand to decapitate Ennard. "Hey, that hurt!" yelled Ennard as he pulled his head back on. "Uno." stated dad, who had just taken his turn. "WHAT!?" Elizabeth and Ennard both yelled out at the same time. "I said Uno, now play your turns." he stated, giving them the evilest look of all. Due to Elizabeth's screw up, Ennard got to play. He placed his yellow two on top of Jake's blue two.
"Uno, you turn old man." Ennard said, looking very cocky. Dad then proceeded to place down a plus four card. "I win." he said. His proclamation was met with Ennard sending the table flying into dad's face, knocking the head of his suit off, simply leaving his corpse's head. "That goddamn hurt you idiot!" yelled dad, he then retaliated by grabbing a couch and beating Ennard over the head, sending parts of him every which way. "Dad, I have to use both of those things later, please stop breaking them." I deadpanned.
"You say it like it's a chore, Mikey." said Ennard's speaker, which was currently laying on the ground next to his arm. Ennard used his Stand to pile his wires into a stack, making his reforming much easier. "Please stop discussing your private life, there are children listening." Dad deadpanned as he pointed to Jake. "He has a built in link to the internet, he's probably got Pornhub Premium by this point." Elizabeth said, clearly still pissed about uno.
Jake's eyes seemed to convey a sense of 'hell no'. I decided to explain such a fact to everyone else. "Nah, he's probably a Hentai guy." I said with a smirk. Jake frantically waved his arms in a no gesture, trying to convey the fact that I was lying. "You hold a good point Mikey." Ennard agreed, adorning a smile at my brother's misfortune.
"So… any idea how long we're going to be at sea?" Ennard asked. "Well, if my calculations are correct, then I have no fucking clue." Scott answered as he looked at an old timey map he pulled out of nowhere. "What do you mean? You're the damn navigations expert!" yelled dad. He must not have enjoyed getting hit by a table earlier. "I can fly a plane, not a damn boat!" retorted the phone man. "Of course you can't fly a boat, we're asking you to drive one." Ennard said with a grin.
"Very funny pasta man." Scott deadpanned. "Oh come on, that was quality comedy Scotty!" Ennard winned. "And you idiots wonder why I dislike hanging out here." Scott said as he threw his arms into the air in an exasperated way. "We're not all that bad, only Ennard and Lizy are over the top." dad said, eyeing up the two mentioned idiots. "You hurt me." Ennard said with a lazy gesture. Elizabeth adopted a much more hurt expression, the words of father stinging her. "Wow, she's narcissistic AND melodramatic!" yelled Ennard, smirking all the while.
"I'm going to kill you before the end of this ride. I don't know how yet, but I can guarantee it." Elizabeth stated sourly, glaring at Ennard. "Please stop threatening him, he has a mental illness." I said tiredly. "Exactly- wait. Hey!" yelled Ennard, his pea brain taking a second to register the words I had spoken. "That took longer than it should have." Scott said with a disappointed look. I'm still not sure how a phone coveys so much emotion. "I'm going to sleep, wake me when we're within walking distance of a pizza shop." I said, I then jumped into the flooded cargo hold, deactivating my body.
The S.S. Huge
Ennard's P.O.V
"Well then, anyone up for another game?" I asked, pulling a comically large monopoly board out of nowhere. "Sure." responded the remaining crewmates. I sat the board down, carefully balancing it on the makeshift table. "I call the cat." Elizabeth demanded, grabbing the cat piece. "Furry." Scott said, conveying immense disappointment. I sat down, grabbing the car piece. William sat down and grabbed the top hat piece, Scott grabbed the battleship, and Jake grabbed the thimble.
"Alright, I'll disperse the money." said William. He then dealt the money with skill beyond anyone should be capable of. "Alright, are we playing for money, or just a friendly game?" asked Scott. "Monah." I simply said. Scott sighed, preemptively pulling out his wallet. "So how much do we betting?" he asked, leaning back in his seat. "We're all rich here, I'm thinking a thousand." I replied, fishing out my own wallet. "Alrighty then noodles." William said with a smirk, already grabbing a few bills.
About two days later
The S.S. Huge
Ennard's P.O.V
"And I win." William said with a smirk. I banged by face onto the table, crying imaginary tears. "I guess that was a great way to spend two days, we should be approaching land soon." Scott said, taking a glance out a window. "I thought you said you didn't know how long it would take." I mentioned with a frown. "I can see Naples from here stupid." he replied, heading over to the cockpit, most likely to wake Vanny.
Elizabeth walked over to the cargo hold entrance, grabbing a fishing rod that William 'borrowed' from Satan. She then cast into the cargo hold. I watched her for a second, before she caught something. She reeled in Mikey's mannequin body. "Ugh… are we there yet?" asked a soggy Mikael as he reactivated his illusion disk. "Any second now-" I was cut off by the jolt of us hitting land. "I mean, yeah we are." I said with a smile.
I then hopped into the cargo hold to start throwing our luggage up and out. Once I had everything out, I set up a few high powered explosives around the area, enough to sink the plane once we left it. I flicked on my own illusion disk, causing an illusion of a human to spawn. "Welp, Let's get going!" I yelled, grabbing Mikey's suitcases in one arm and Mikey in the other. Elizabeth was the first one out of the plane, followed by me, then William and Jake, and lastly Scott and Vanny.
"Goodbye S.S. Huge, you served us well." I said with a salute, pressing the trigger. With a screech, the plane was vaporized. "Holy shit! I think I forgot the bombs in the plane." I said, enjoying the sight of the large smoke cloud that took the shape of a dick. "Welp, let's hit up the Tennis Club Napoli!" I said, enjoying the prospect of playing tennis. "You idiot, we're here to hunt a mafia, not play tennis." Elizabeth rudley reminded me. "Well, first we have to find out where the nearest hotel is." Michael announced. "I've already had a Freddy's built here. Right next to a church or something." William explained. "Well, see you all on the way back, Vanny and I have a hotel to see." Scott said, splitting off from the group.
I sure hope nothing odd happens while we're making our way there.