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Cosmos law 3: The next person will laugh at Cloud's crossdressing will be dating his or her Arch-nemesis for one day (no pun intended). Noctis learned this the hard way after he laughed at Cloud wearing a dress. – Cosmos.
It happened again.
Silence ensured in the entire room when the entire Cosmos Warriors stared at the resident chocobo head as the latter wore an irate look.
For 1st Class SOLDIER Cloud Strife is wearing a dress. Again.
"Who. Did. This?" Cloud asked, hiding his anger.
WoL turned to Bartz and Zidane. "Bartz? Zidane?"
"We didn't do it!" Bartz and Zidane answered, as they remember the last time they were punished due to Cloud's crossdressing shenanigans.
"If it wasn't you, then who?" Cecil asked the two. The two shook their heads as a response.
"I swear if I found the person responsible-" but before Cloud could continue, laughter was heard throughout the room. Everyone turned at the source of laughter.
For Noctis Lucis Caelum laughed as he saw Cloud's outfit. Cloud wore one of the three dresses that he used to – he doesn't want to remember that.
"I never though you look good in that dress, Cloud." Noctis said in between laughs. "You almost look like a real lady!"
Cloud was ready to brandish his Buster Sword when Tifa stop him. "Cloud, no violence please." Then she turned to Noctis. "Noct, please stop laughing."
"Sorry." Noctis is now crying of laughter. "I was imagine if Prompto was wearing that dress."
This struck Cloud's brain. He had an idea on how to get his revenge on the prince later. "Well, how about getting YOU in a dress?"
Noctis stop laughing when he heard that. "What? No!"
"Sorry Noct, but this is the third time you laughed at Cloud's embarrasing moments." WoL explained. "And I noticed that you took some photos on him om that situation."
"Wait, I wanted to make some memories-"
"We know that, but remember the time when you thought that Sephiroth and I are flirting?!" Cloud is now clenching his sword's handle with anger.
"Well, I thought that he's flirting you at first!" then Noctis shriek an unmanly 'eep!' when Cloud almost chopped him in half.
"Cloud, please no violence." WoL stopped Cloud then looked at Noctis. "And Noct, please stop teasing Cloud."
"You know what?" Noctis finally admits. "It was Bartz and Zidane who did this to you."
"Hey!"
"I can't believe you sold us out!"
"So, it was you two all along." Cloud said, now turning to the mime and genome, who are now turned tailed and ran away.
Cloud chased at both of them. "Come back here!"
"Now that Cloud chased those two around," WoL turned to Noctis. "I think a punishment will be set in order."
"Uh, what punishment?" Noctis asked, sweat dropped nervously. He doesn't like where this is going. "Look, I'll apologize to Cloud-"
"I don't think Cloud would forgive you." Cecil shook his head. "Actually, let us tell you a story on how one time Firion and Tidus accidentally laughed at Cloud while he was wearing a chocobo outfit."
"I can't believe I'm doing this."
"It's you fault for laughing at you comrades, Noct. And you looked good on that black dress."
"Shut up, Ardyn! And I can't believe that you agreed to this!?" Noctis almost shouted in embarrassment when his arch nemesis aka his ancestor's brother just only smirked at what he saw. Noctis was wearing a beautiful black dress and his hair was put an hair extension, looking that he has a long hair. Seems like Terra and Tifa did a great job on him.
"And we're on a date. How lovely."
"Don't you ever try!"
Hiding in the stall are Cloud and the rest of the Warriors who are spying on Noctis while trying to stop their laughter as Ardyn tried to lift Noctis bridal style while the latter is struggling to break free from the Chancellor's hold. (They're in Baron, by the way)
Noctis mentally note NOT to laugh at Cloud the next time he sees the latter in a dress.
What happened to Bartz and Zidane? Cloud hanged them upside down in the tree again.
End
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