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"You got an answer yet, Harry?" Mr Weasley asked.
"Just watch! Maybe the movie has the answer," Harry said, staring at the screen.
Harry: Oh. Um…
"See? The actor agrees, we don't know know the function of a rubber duck!" Harry said to Mr Weasley.
"OK, but do you know?" Arthur asked.
"Please, Mr Weasley, we do not know," said Hermione. "Just leave it at that."
Arthur crossed his arms, annoyed. "Fine."
Mrs Weasley: Oh, that'll be Errol with the post.
"The post, already?" Ron asked. "Yeah, the post might have come every morning, but the only one I can actually really remember at all is the Hogwarts letters, and they didn't come until a week into Harry's stay."
Ginny rolled her eyes. "Ron, repeat after me."
"Ron, repeat after me," Ron said lazily.
"Time. Constraints." Ginny said.
"Time constraints," Ron repeated. "But when it's about our lives, there shouldn't be any time constraints! Apparently a whole year has passed in the space of a couple of hours."
{An owl flies to the window and crashes into it}
Everyone burst out laughing.
"Stupid owl!" Dudley muttered.
"Er… that didn't happen," Harry mentioned. "Mr Weasley just gave us our letters, he must of already gotten the letters."
"Did Errol really crash into the window, Dad?" Charlie laughed.
Arthur screwed up his face. "I… I don't know. I can't remember."
Mrs Weasley: Fetch him, will you, Percy, please.
"This didn't happen," Fred and George chimed in a sing-song voice.
{Percy walks over to Errol}
Ron: He's always doing that.
"I understand he's an awfully stupid owl," said Ron. "But I do not think that he bashed into the window, or that he always did that."
"Did he?" George asked.
"Dunno," Fred shrugged.
{Percy opens the letters}
Percy: Oh look, it's our Hogwarts letters.
"Great! They literally add this scene when they take off so much important scenes!" Percy grumbled.
"Yeah, apparently Errol can crash into a window and the wrong person can see the letters, but Hermione can't solve a potion's riddle," Harry mused.
Mrs Weasley: Oh!
Percy: And they've sent us Harry's as well.
"The first thing that this scene has gotten right," Ron muttered. "Is that they gave us Harry's letter as well. Congratulations very, very incorrect movie. Even if the words weren't exactly right and it was said by Dad."
"When you don't know what actually happened in the scene, you're less annoyed, I'm finding," Hermione pointed out.
Mr Weasley: Dumbledore must know you're here, Harry. Doesn't miss a trick, that man.
"That was the first correct line in ages!" Harry said. "Everyone must rejoice!"
"Yay," Fred said dully. "These movies got one little thing right."
"Oh, they've got a few other things right," said George. "Just not much."
Mrs Weasley: Oh, no.
"That just stuffed it all up," said Percy, annoyed. "Because Dad said that the twins had letters, just as they'd walked in." Fred and George shook their heads in disbelief.
Fred: This lot won't come cheap, Mum. The spell-books alone are very expensive.
"I actually said that everyone had to get Lockhart's books," Fred said. "And that the new defence against the dark arts teacher must be a huge fan."
"Yeah, that teacher was probably a bigger fan than anyone else out there," Ron laughed, causing Lockhart to roll his eyes.
"And it was me who said it wouldn't come cheap, and that Lockhart's books were very expensive," George muttered.
Mrs Weasley: We'll manage. There's only one place to get all of this. Diagon Alley.
"They make it seem like we're going that day," Ron laughed.
"They couldn't possibly… we went on the Wednesday to meet Hermione," Harry laughed. "And we played Quidditch."
Ron looked at Harry, faking a smile, but then he dropped it. "Us playing Quidditch isn't happening."
"Yep," said Harry. "We're going to Diagon Alley now."
{By the fireplace, Mrs Weasley grabs a pot}
Harry and Ron roared in laughter.
"Doesn't… doesn't exactly look like we're running low!" Ron said, tears pouring out of eyes with joy.
"Doesn't look like we're meeting Hermione on Wednesday!" Harry sniggered.
"Knowing me in this movie, I'll probably just randomly turn up," Hermione laughed.
"Probably," snorted Ron, falling down on Hermione and making her spill all her popcorn.
"Seriously Ron?" Hermione groaned.
Mrs Weasley: Here we are, Harry you go first, dear.
"Definitely not running low, then," George laughed to Fred, smiling wide.
"Not even gonna say it!" Fred gasped.
"And Mum said guests first, after you Harry," Ron muttered.
Ron: But Harry's never traveled by Floo Powder before, Mum.
"I asked what I was meant to do, first," Harry said. "Then Ron said I'd never travelled by Floo Powder before, and apologised for forgetting."
"It was sort of similar to that, what actually happened," Ron shrugged.
Harry: Floo Powder?
"I didn't say that," Harry said. "Mr Weasley went on asking me how I got my stuff last year, but that might happen…"
"Oh yes, and you took the Underground, with the escapators!" Mr Weasley gasped, jumping up and down and looking like a little child who had just been offered a lolly.
Mrs Weasley: Oh, well you go first, Ron, so Harry can see how it's done.
"Wait, why is Ron going first?" Fred asked. "I went first to show him how it's done."
"Disgraceful, absolutely disgraceful!" George whined.
{Ron nods, then walks to the fireplace}
Mrs Weasley: In you go.
"I just realised… why wasn't the fire going?" Ron asked. "It's literally an empty fireplace! And you throw the floo powder into the flames before you step into the flames, then you say where you want to go."
"They can't even get floo powder right," Ginny shook her head. "And to get it right wouldn't even change the amount of time the movie went for!"
{Ron takes a powder from the pot}
Ron: Diagon Alley!
"Ugh, why am I going, this is so annoying!" Ron grumbled.
"Fred went, then I went," said George angrily.
"JEEZ WHATEVER-THE-DUDES-NAME-IS!" Fred yelled.
{Ron throws the powder down and green flames surround him and he vanishes}
"Woah, that looks so cool, though!" Lily junior said.
Ron grinned at his niece. "There, you see, is a fine example of Uncle Ron being super cool!"
"But you just said that you didn't actually go first," Lily laughed. "Plus, that guy isn't you."
Ron groaned. "Whatever, just remember that Uncle Ron is the coolest guy ever."
Mrs Weasley: You see? It's quite easy. Don't be afraid, come on.
"Don't be afraid?" James junior laughed. "If I just saw my best friend get swallowed up by some green flames, I think I'd be a bit afraid."
"What about Molly fussing over Harry?" Arthur said.
"Yeah, and worrying that the Dursleys would be so upset if I'd gotten lost in the grates," Harry said, nodding solemnly.
"Ugh, why didn't you get lost?" Uncle Vernon grumbled.
{Harry nervously walks forward}
Mrs Weasley: Come on, in you go. Mind your head.
"It's like you guys don't care about me here," Harry said.
"Yeah, we actually gave you heaps of advise," Ron said.
{Harry walks into the fireplace}
"Well… here we go," Albus said. "We're gonna see Dad's experience with Floo Powder, because he's just so good with it."
Harry rolled his eyes at his son.
Mrs Weasley: That's right. Now take your floo powder.
{Harry takes some powder}
"This is adding me just saying a whole heap of things, and skipped us all just telling Harry what to do," Molly said, shaking her head.
Mrs Weasley: That's it, very good. Now don't forget to speak very, very clearly.
"Oh, now I'm told that?" Harry muttered. "I was beginning to think I wouldn't be told to speak clearly at all."
"Seems like I'm not going to be any help," Ron rolled his eyes.
"Yeah, it may be because you in this version went first," Hermione said in a very 'duh' tone.
Harry: Diugin illie
"The heck?" Molly and Harry were looking at each other in bewilderment.
"I… I only went to the wrong grate and said it wrong because I was choking on the soot and the ash!" Harry cried.
"This makes you seem like you just can't speak," Ron laughed. Harry rolled his eyes.
{Green flames take Harry and he vanishes. The Weasleys walk towards the fireplace}
"Dramatic, much?" Sirius grinned. "Just my godson, has to make a huge scene of everything, including travelling by Floo Powder!"
"It wasn't that dramatic, Sirius," Harry said, rolling his eyes.
Mrs Weasley: What did he say, dear?
"We're still going?" Molly asked. "I don't remember saying that."
Mr Weasley: Diugin illie.
"I'd think it would be showing me travelling in the Floo powder now," said Harry.
"But in this, you literally did say diugin illie," Ron laughed.
Mrs Weasley: Thought he did.
"Well that was weird," Ginny said, shrugging.
{Harry comes out into Borgin and Burkes. He puts on his broken glasses, the looks around.}
"Isn't it going to show me actually travelling by the Floo Powder?" Harry wondered.
"That totally sucks to skip that, I would have liked to see it," Ginny complained.
"I've literally described it to you, though!" Harry cried. Ginny just smiled.
{The hand of glory captures his hand suddenly}
Everyone jumped, and some people gasped or screamed.
"That scared the heck out of me," Hermione gasped. Ron laughed at her. "Hey, you were scared too." Hermione poked his cheek.
"That didn't happen," Harry gasped.
{He manages to escape, then walks out of the shop.}
"WHAT?" Harry exploded. "What about when I saw the Malfoys…"
"You saw us at Borgin and Burkes?" Draco sneered.
"Er, yeah," Harry said. "You were selling, and you wanted a present, then your dad said he'd get you a broom…"
"Then I asked what the point was if I didn't make the house team," Draco said, remembering.
"Then you went on saying how I'm so much better than you," Harry mentioned, raising his eyebrows.
"I was not saying you were better than me!" Draco snapped.
"Yeah, sure," Harry snickered.
{He walks through the streets and stares at creepy people. He see an old man, then walks away from him.}
"That poor man," Hermione muttered. "He must have felt so neglected! You just walked away from him just because he looked creepy, he didn't even say anything to you or say anything."
"I didn't do that," Harry said, "And Diagon Alley is where Dark wizards shop, you know."
"But still, that poor man," Hermione shook her head. "I want a spin-off all about him."
"He… he doesn't even exist!" Harry cried. "But whatever, why don't you write it?"
"I will. As soon as we get out of this theatre," Hermione said determinedly.
{A witch grabs his shoulder}
Witch: Not lost are you, my dear?
"Oh my gosh," Ginny said, jumping in her seat.
"That woman didn't grab me," said Harry. "And she was holding a tray of fingernails or something."
"You want some?" said a screechy voice. That aged woman was now in front of them, grinning her mossy teeth and holding out a tray of fingernails for everyone to see.
"Ewwww," Ginny cringed. "No, go away!"
Harry: I'm fine, thank you. I'm…
{More creepy witches and wizards arrive}
"Ahhhh no," Ron looked at all the other creepy people arriving.
"They all look so interesting!" Hermione said enthusiastically. "They all deserve a spin-off story!"
"Er, more wizards and witches didn't come," Harry said. "It was just fingernails lady."
Witch: Come with us. We'll help you find your way back.
Harry: No! Please, I…
"She didn't say that, Hagrid should of come…" Harry said.
"What's the bet Hermione saves you," Ron snorted. "She seems to be the hero of this series."
"I probably will," Hermione laughed.
Hagrid: Harry!
"Oh, Hagrid actually is coming!" Harry cried. "No Hermione to the rescue like we thought."
"Hey, at least they got something right," Hermione said.
{They let go of Harry and everyone looks up at Hagrid}
Harry: Hagrid!
"Hagrid can scare them off," Harry said, proudly looking at his half-giant friend. "Hagrid to the rescue, just like in real life!"
Hagrid smiled.
Hagrid: What d'you think your doin' down 'ere? Come on!
{They walk towards Diagon Alley.}
"I didn't say that," Hagrid said. "Harry jus' tried to explain, then I just grabbed him and took him back to Diagon Alley."
"Yeah, grabbed me by the scruff of the neck," Harry groaned.
"What was that?"
"Nothing!"
Hagrid: Your a mess, Harry! Skulkin' 'round Knockturn Alley. Dodgy place, Don't want no one to see you there. People'll think your up to no good.
"I rate that monologue an 8 out of 10," said Hagrid. "Some things were jumbled up, or not added, or added when they were not real."
"That sounds really confusing," said Rose.
"It is," Hagrid muttered.
Harry: I was lost, I — Hang on. What were you doing down there, then?
"I told i realised that, and I toldyou I was lost, and what were you doing there, by the way," Harry said, crossing his arms in annoyance.
"Do you expect them to get a line right, Harry?" Ginny asked.
"They've got a few right," Harry muttered. "Not many."
Hagrid: Me? Oh, I was… um, I was looking for a Flesh Eating Slug Repellent. They're ruining all the school cabbages.
"Why did he say um, and pause?" Ron said suspiciously.
"He didn't," Harry said.
"Yeah, I just said I was doing it, I didn't act like I didn't know what I was doing there," Hagrid rolled his eyes, annoyed.
{Hermione rushes over to them}
"Where did she come from?" Ron asked. "I'm quite sure she was at Gringotts…"
"Yeah, I was, waiting for you guys, then I saw Harry," Hermione muttered.
Hermione: Harry! Hagrid!
"She actually just yelled 'Harry, Harry over here' from the top of the stairs to Gringotts," Harry mentioned.
"It also skipped some dialogue between Harry and I," said Hagrid.
Hagrid: Hello, Hermione.
"Hagrid didn't say that…" Hermione said. "I just went on saying it was good to see them, then asked Harry what he'd done to his glasses, and if he was coming into Gringotts."
"That is correct," Harry nodded.
Hermione: Oh, it's so good to see you!
"I said it was wonderful to see both of them," Hermione corrected. "This is just adding Harry and Hagrid speaking, and getting what I say wrong!"
Harry: Oh, its great to see you, too.
"I did not even say that!" Harry cried. "Oh my gosh, why must they add lines and take a whole heap away?"
Hermione: What did you do to your glasses? {Hermione grabs out her wand} Oculus Reparo.
"Uhhh… OK, I asked what was wrong with his glasses, but I didn't fix them!" Hermione cried. "I probably would have been expelled if I did that…"
"Mr Weasley did fix my glasses once the Weasleys arrived," Harry said. "He did a silent spell, I think."
{Harry's glasses are mended.}
"Oh my gosh," Ron rolled his eyes. "I think this movie really really loves Hermione." Then his face broke into a smile. "But I mean, who wouldn't?"
Everyone just sat there awkwardly, and Hermione was just smiling at Ron, before Ron quickly apologised and resumed the film.
Harry: I definitely need to remember that one.
"For school, maybe," Harry said. "But I'm not allowed to use magic outside of school."
"You weren't," Ginny corrected.
"Yeah, right."
Hagrid: You'll be alright then now, Harry? Right, I'll leave you to it.
"Huh?" Hermione and Harry were looking at each other, equally confused.
"Wait, but didn't Hagrid leave once we were already there?" Ron asked in confusion.
"Yeah," Harry said, shaking his head.
Harry: Thank you, bye.
"You serious?" Hermione was rolling her eyes so much they might've fallen out. "It looks like we're going to meet the Weasleys inside Gringotts."
"Probably," Harry groaned.
Hermione: Bye! Come on! Everyone's been so worried.
"Yep, here we are, going into Gringotts…" Hermione muttered.
"Maybe you'd already found them or something?" Harry guessed. "And they're waiting inside Gringotts for you."
{The two of them rush to Flourish and Blotts and find the Weasleys there}
"What."
"The."
"Heck."
"IN FLOURISH AND BLOTTS?"
"IS IT LITERALLY GOING TO SKIP GRINGOTTS?"
"$%^&!"
"QUHWEYWGF!"
"Language!" Mrs Weasley snarled to Harry, Hermione and her own children, shutting them all up. Angrily, they all stared up at the screen.
Mrs Weasley: Oh, Harry! Goodness, we hoped you'd only gone one grate too far.
"Mr Weasley said that, he said didn't go goodness, though," Harry mumbled. "Before we even went to Gringotts."
"So… it's going to skip Gringotts, and the hour in between Gringotts and Flourish and Blotts?" Ron groaned.
A wizard: Gilderoy Lockhart!
A heap of groans were let out from the crowd.
"Gilderoy Lockhart… the fraud," Harry groaned. "This is why second year was so bad!"
"No, fifth year was worse," Ron said.
"That evil toad is far worse than some attention-seeking fraud," Hermione muttered.
{Gasps and cheers, everyone claps}
Mrs Weasley: Here he is!
"Noooo… don't make us see his ugly fraud-like face!" Ginny moaned. "He literally didn't even help when I was down in the hands of Riddle… when he was meant to!"
"Yeah, at least we came down," Harry said. "Otherwise you'd probably be dead, and our kids wouldn't exist."
{Lockhart comes forward on the stage. Mrs Weasley fixes her hair}
"Booooo!" Ron cried out towards the screen.
"But why isn't he wearing his wizard's hat?" Harry asked.
Ron: Mum fancies him.
"I don't remember saying that, but she probably does… did," Ron corrected himself.
"You fancied some other wizard?" Arthur said to Molly.
"Oh, shut up," his wife said quickly. "Just watch the movie!"
{Mrs Weasley jabs Ron in the arm}
"Ha! That me actually did deserve that," Ron sniggered. "That me is just stupid."
"Agreed," said Hermione. "Definitely agreed."
Wizard with camera: Make way! Excuse me little girl, this is for The Daily Prophet!
"Actually, he told me to move out of the way, then stepped on my foot," Ron grumbled.
"Then you were all like 'big deal' all sarcastically," Harry remembered.
"And then…" Hermione played the movie.
{Takes a photo, then Lockhart sees Harry}
"Ah, well, he actually saw me because he heard Ron complaining, then saw me beside him," Harry said. "But I mean, they tried. Kind of."
"Not really," Ron finished.
"Not at all!" Ginny added.
"The plot is… along the same lines, I guess," Hermione muttered.
Lockhart: It can't be Harry Potter?
"Famous Potter," Malfoy complained.
"You do realise that he's famous because his parents were killed right in front of his eyes when he was one year old, then he survived the killing curse, getting a scar that marks it as a constant reminder for him, he was basically abused by his Aunt and Uncle when he could have been growing up with his loving parents, then he found out he had a godfather who could have raised him the entire time, but everyone thought he was a murderer, so Harry went back to getting looked after by his villains of family, then he literally saw a teenaged boy die, fought Voldemort — yeah, I'm saying his name — and no one freaking believed him? Then he went a year of cutting his own hand with some sharp quill thing just because he was telling the truth, then ended up seeing his godfather die. Then, finally everyone believed him and he was being forced to help with the Horcruxes by Dumbledore. Then he saw Dumbledore die before his eyes, after having to force some disgusting liquid down his throat, then he had to go on a big quest to destroy Horcruxes, then he literally died, then came back to life, only to have one last battle with the darkest wizard of all time. So, Draco jealous Malfoy, are you still jealous of my husband?" Ginny's eyes were blazing, and she was glaring at Malfoy, who was cowering down in his seat.
"Errr… no." Malfoy stared up at the screen.
Wizard with camera {Grabs Harry and shoves him forward}: Harry Potter! Excuse me, Madam.
"Actually, Lockhart grabbed me," Harry said, still pretty shaken up by Ginny's speech. "And the crowd parted for him, he just dragged me forward."
Malfoy opened his mouth to say something, but then saw the fire still in Ginny's eyes, and just watched the movie in silence.
{Lockhart grabs Harry off the cameraman and pulls him beside him}
"We were actually shaking hands for the cameraman," Lockhart said.
"Wait a minute…" Ron turned to Lockhart. "How do you remember this? I thought you'd lost your memory?"
Lockhart shrugged. "I thought that to!"
Lockhart: Nice big smile, Harry. Together, you and I rate the front page.
"You and I are worth the front page," Harry corrected. "And he didn't grab onto me until after saying that and I tried to escape."
"Very rude of you to try and escape me, Harry!" Lockhart said, shaking his head.
"Maybe he did that because he didn't even want you to bring him up there," Ginny snapped. "You could have at least asked for permission. It's called 'personal space'."
Lockhart: {as the camera flashes} Ladies and gentlemen! What an extraordinary moment this is!
"Wow, they might actually get a monologue correct!" Harry cried. "That's pretty refreshing to think that there might be some effort into this movie."
"It's not over yet," Hermione said. "Just watch and see, I guess."
"Don't keep your hopes up," muttered Ron.
Lockhart: When young Harry stepped into Flourish and Blotts this morning to purchase my autobiography, Magical Me {Applause}
"Gosh, that just ruined it," Harry groaned. "He said it was the perfect time to make his announcement he'd been sitting on for a while."
"Then I said he only wanted to buy my autobiography…" said Lockhart.
"Yeah, your real autobiography would just be 'I was born, then I stole some ideas from really talented witches and wizards, obliviated them and pretended I did it, then I got obliviated myself'. Sounds about right, huh?" Ron laughed.
Lockhart: Which, incidentally is currently celebrating its twenty-seventh week atop The Daily Prophet's Bestseller List
"It's a bestseller because it has the good doings of so many more wizards and witches!" Hermione cried. "I can't believe no one figured that out before Harry and Ron did."
Lockhart: He had no idea that he would, in fact, be leaving with my entire collected works!
"Wait, he actually said he'd be happy to give me the autobiography free of charge!" Harry cried. "What's going on now?"
Lockhart: {Puts the books in Harry's hands} Free of charge.
"OK, OK, he said that, yes, I got that, but isn't he going to say about that he's going to be the new Defence against the Dark Arts teacher?"
"Maybe he's not going to be, after all," Ron said. "That might make the movie a bit more enjoyable."
{Another photo is taken and applause from the crowd. Harry walks down to the Weasleys}
"Guess Lockhart's not going to be the teacher!" Hermione cried.
Harry and Ron cheered. "If only that happened in real life… but the movie should be better."
Mrs Weasley: Harry, you give me those, and I'll get them signed. All of you wait outside. That's it, dear.
"She didn't say that, I just gave them to Ginny," Harry muttered. "And then of course Malfoy came over and ruined the entire shopping spree."
"But if we're going outside apparently, it seems that won't be happening," Ron said.
{Mrs Weasley stumbles forward}
"Aw, that hurts, Molly!" Arthur complained.
"I was with you until you went over to the kids after they'd bought their books!" Molly cried.
Draco {Walking down some stairs}: Bet you loved that, didn't you, Potter? Famous Harry Potter. Can't even go into a bookshop without making the front page.
"That was actually correct!" Draco cried. "Good job, movie, you got something right."
"You don't have permission to speak yet," Ginny snarled. "Not until I give it to you."
"I need permission to—"
"SHUT UP!"
Ginny: Leave him alone!
"He didn't want any of that," Ginny added, still glaring at Draco.
Draco: Oh look, Potter. You've got yourself a girlfriend!
"I'M A FORTUNE TELLER, YOU SEE!" Draco cried. "I COULD BE THE NEW ORACLE, THE NEW DIVINATION TEACHER! I'M BETTER THAN PROFESSOR TRELAWNEY!"
Ginny rolled her eyes.
{Lucius's staff hits Draco's shoulder}
Lucius: Now, now, Draco! Play nicely.
"Wait… Mr Malfoy didn't come until after Mr Weasley had come and told us it was mad in there and that we should go outside," Hermione said.
Lucius: Ah... Mr. Potter. {Extends his hand, and Harry takes it}
"This didn't happen, but it's making it seem like Mr Malfoy likes Harry more than Draco," Ron said, raising his eyebrows.
Lucius: Lucius Malfoy. We meet at last. Forgive me. {Pulls Harry to him and looks at his scar}
"He… he literally just tugged you in to him!" Hermione scoffed. "So… forcefully. Although this didn't happen, that was a sharp tug…"
"Well, guess what Hermione?" Harry asked. "I'm fine, because that didn't even happen. It's a weird added scene, probably making up for forgetting about the Gringotts trip."
Lucius: Your scar is legend. As, of course, is the wizard who gave it to you.
"Oh, here we go," Fred said. "The chosen one will be a big brave boy and will say You-Know-Who's name, I'm guessing?"
Harry: Voldemort killed my parents. {Lucius pushes him away} He was nothing more than a murderer.
"Freddie-kins was right," George laughed. "The chosen one is a big brave boy, am I right?"
"Lucky Harry can say the name, it's verrryyyy scary, Georgie," Fred giggled.
"What the heck is wrong with you two?" Ron mumbled.
Lucius: You must be very brave to mention his name. Or foolish.
"Foolish, because there's the freaking tracking thing!" Ron cried. "And saying the name of You-Know-Who was the reason why Hermione got…" his voice broke. "And that was the worst time of my life."
Hermione: Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself.
"What the?" Hermione gawked at her movie self. "So, I never said that, and that is a line from Dumbledore, right? Why the heck would they give that to me!"
"Because Hermione is the hero in this," Ron said to her.
Lucius: And you must be Miss Granger. Yes, Draco's told me all about you... and your parents. Muggles, aren't they?
"Now that is, I don't know what you call it, blood-ist?" Hermione said, annoyed. "They seriously need to just accept that I am magic and my parents are not!"
"Yes, they really needed to accept this, it's complete discrimination, and if it was still going on today, I'd honestly be doing one of those muggle protest things about it," Ron said.
Lucius: {Turns to the Weasley children} Let me see, red hair, vagrant expressions, tattered, second-hand book {Picks up one of Ginny's books}
"Ok, ok…" Ginny looked hard at the screen. "He took my book, obviously after Dad had come… he'd taken my book, and when he put it back… I MUST WATCH THIS!"
"Then watch it!" Harry cried.
Lucius: You must be the Weasleys.
"Gosh, everyone can recognise the Weasleys," George laughed.
"Yeah, just because we're totally awesome, doesn't mean you have to point us out every time you see us!" Fred cried.
{Mr Weasley comes over}
Mr Weasley: Children! It's mad in here. Let's go outside.
"Finally!" Arthur cried. "Here I am, and I'm guessing Lucius didn't even talk to you before I arrived?"
"No, he just turned up shortly after you came," Ron said.
Lucius: Well, well, well. Weasley senior.
"I actually said well well well, Arthur Weasley," Lucius Malfoy said coldly.
Mr Weasley: Lucius.
"Grandpa definitely hates this guy," Hugo muttered to Lily junior, who nodded.
"He is pretty scary, though," she whispered. Hugo laughed.
Lucius: Busy time at the Ministry, Arthur. All those extra raids. I do hope they're paying you overtime.
"Ohhhh, that's just mean," Albus said. Rose grinned her teeth.
"I can't believe that man is so mean to Grandpa, it's really not nice," Rose said.
"It's OK, guys," Arthur smiled. "This was ages ago."
Lucius: But by the state of this {Looks at the tattered book} I'd say not.
"That was when he grabbed the book…" Ginny said. "And he just said obviously not… come on, come on, come on!"
Lucius: Dear me. What's the use of being a disgrace to the name of wizard if they don't even pay you well for it?
"YES!" Fred and George cried. "TIME FOR FIGHT TIME!"
"That's really not nice, sir," James junior said, turning to Lucius. "You insulted my family, and that is quite a rude thing to do."
Mr Weasley: We have a very different idea about what disgraces the name of wizard, Lucius.
"ALMOST TIME FOR FIGHT!" Fred and George were jumping up and down in the chairs like little children. "FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!"
Lucius: Clearly. Associating with muggles.
"I said the company you keep…" Lucius corrected.
"Come on, one more line…" Fred and George grinned.
{Lucius puts 2 books in Ginny's cauldron}
"I KNEW IT!" Ginny cried. "I. KNEW. IT!" She turned to Lucius with anger. "What do you have to say for yourself, Mr Malfoy? Being part of the cause of possessing an eleven year old girl, huh?"
"Uhhh…"
Lucius: And I thought your family could sink no lower. I'll see you at work.
Fred and George, who had been holding their breath, screamed out in anger.
"WHAT? NO FIGHT?!" They started wailing out like babies.
Draco {Walks towards Harry}: See you at school. {Raises his eyebrows at Ron}
A few people laughed at that.
"Didn't happen, but kinda funny," Ron laughed.
Hiya. Going on short camping trip, be back on Wednesday, so won't be updating until then.