Title: Calling All Agents Part Eight The Finale
Summary: Nigel and Rockgut escape Canada with Agent 102 and track down the Penguins. The General in charge of the army that was pursuing them appears. A final battle is approaching...
Timeline: After epic adventures: The Future of the Revenge of Dr. Blowhole.
Characters: Dr. Blowhole, Red One, The Penguins, Nigel, Rockgut, Agent 102, The Red Squirrel, Hans, Classified, Short-fuse, Corporal, Eva, Petunia, the chinstrap sisters, the General.
Quebec
1455 Hour (2:55 P.M. Eastern Standard Time)
(Nigel's POV)
The Red Squirrel, Rockgut, Hans, and I sat in a clearing next to the smoldering remains of several tanks. The forces that were pursuing us fled having been recalled to another battlefield. The small bit of Intel that I was able to gleam before the communication systems cut off was a massive coordinated global attack by a secret deep government black op from the United States. A operation so top secret that not even the government itself was aware of it.
"So what's the plan?" Red said.
"I doubt that distress message made it with all the communication jamming," Hans said.
"All communication channels are blocked save one," I replied.
"The IPSA Laser-com system," Rockgut replied with a smirk.
"Of course Humans haven't developed fully operational communication systems based on lasers," Red said.
"Yet," Hans said.
"So we should be getting a pick up now," Rockgut said as the trees around us started to sway.
The sound of multiple giant turbines running filled the sky as the IPSA'S Megacarrier II appeared above us. A smaller version of the Megacarrier flies out of the larger carrier and head down to the clearing. The "lifeboat" touches down next to us it boarding ramps descending seconds after it touches the ground. The rotors were still hot as we hopped into the aircraft.
The Ramps closed as the four of us got into our seats, "Get us out of here!" Rockgut said.
"We're be back on the Carrier faster then you can say dandy dumplings, Captain," Agent 200 said as he turned in his co-pilot seat to face us.
"What's the sitrep?" Nigel said.
"The North Wind and Team Penguin are engaged in a battle against overwhelming enemy forces," Agent 200 said.
"We need to make all haste to their location," Agent 102 said.
"What's their twenty?" I said.
"Nova Scotia," Agent 102 replied.
"Then that's our heading," Rockgut said.
"Excellent," I said.
"Wait they sent you a distress signal?" Rockgut said.
"No," She replied, "We made a quick flyby over a North Wind Safe house on the way to get you."
"So what's the plan?" Red said, "aside from flying straight into heavy fire."
"I don't know about you," Hans said holding up his laser gun, "But I want to blast something."
"Well stop sitting around," I said, "We have our new heading...move out!"
"At your command, Boss," Agent 102 said as the Lifeboat flew up to the waiting Helicarrier.
"I hope we're not too later," Rockgut said.
Elsewhere...
Blowhole's Submarine
(Red One's POV)
"Status," Dr. Blowhole said.
"We are approaching the meeting spot," I said.
"The Revenge has arrived Doc," Red Two said as the ship appeared on screen.
"This is Beach-ball One," I said, "we are in position!"
"This is Evil One," was the response, "Prepare for pickup Beach-ball One!"
Blowhole watched the screen with a smirk as the cargo hold of The Revenge filled the horizon. There is a bang as giant clamps secured the submarine to the top of the cargo hold. The water drains away as the ship returns to the sky. The hanger doors on the floor slide shut as a gantry is brought up to the doors. The ramp flips open and we march out, walk through the main hanger, and entered the bridge.
Blowhole rolls up to his command area, "We have the Pen-gu-wins location?"
"Nova Scotia Doc," I said.
"Thrusters at full power!" Blowhole said, "Next stop...Nova Scotia!"
"Right away Doc," I said as all the lobsters rushed to their stations.
Nova Scotia
1510 hours (3:10 P.M. Eastern Standard Time)
(Skipper's POV)
"How many tanks did they bring?" Petunia said destroying a incoming tank with a explosive arrow.
Classified ducks behind one of the walls of the devastated shed firing off lasers, "This is clearly a well funded mission."
"How did you do that?" Kowalski said blasting a tank apart with the lighting blaster, "Explosive can't penetrate that depleted uranium armor!"
"Good thing I'm using depleted uranium arrow tips then," She replied destroying another one.
Corporal fires a blast of electricity knocking out a enemy sniper hiding in a hunting blind. A penguinfied delta force soldier blasted the gun out of Corporal's paws. Short-fuse threw him another one which quickly expanded to it's full size as the polar bear grabs it. Short-fuse throws a swarm of underwater Nano charges which destroys four tanks.
A Humvee zooms in only for Rico to fire his bazooka at it. A cargo plane does a flyby parachuting in more tanks. A military jeep barrels into the clearing as Kowalski fires the railgun bazooka. A bunch of humans in suits and shades started to fire their handguns. A tank appeared and blasted a hole into the back of the shed. A APD drones fly straight into the tank's view finder and explodes. The chaos that results allows Rico to fire a bazooka round down the tanks barrel. The Tank exploded taking out two Humvees that had their machine guns firing. Another tanks is seriously damaged as more tanks rolled into the clearing. A fighter jet flew over head and fired missiles at the shed. Rico expertly blasted several of the missiles to bits while Kowalski blasts the last one out of existence with the plasma blaster.
Rico fires his bazooka again destroying the two jets acting a wing-men. Rico fires his flamethrower at the lead jet as the other two spiral to the ground. The Jet veers out of the way and explodes as it crashes into a Chinook. The other two jets destroyed a approaching bomber and a black-hawk helicopter that was leaving the battlefield. The aircraft crashed taking out jeeps, Humvee, and tanks on the ground. A trencher rolled in only to get blown up by the proton bazooka.
A mob of fifty tanks, twenty Humvees, ten jeeps speed towards us as heavy artillery guns get trained on us. The sea of penguin-fied agents and soldiers followed behind the vehicles guns at the ready. Helicopters hovered above us ready to strike.
"Private," I said.
"Yes?" Private said.
"I think this qualifies as a...EMERGENCY!" I said.
"We don't actually know the effect radius," Kowalski said.
"Private!?" I said, "Quantum Hyper-cute!"
"Rico! Shades!" I said.
Rico hacked up three pairs of dark sunglasses that Kowalski, Rico, and I quickly put on. Private performed the hyper-cute sending a wave of brain overloading cuteness outwards. Their is a flash and all the vehicles and troops stopped and...nothing happened.
"The Penguin-fication makes then immune to the Hyper-cute!" Kowalski said.
"Oh no," I said.
"Great," Classified said lifting up his shades as Corporal passes out.
"So now what?" Petunia said.
"Surrender?" Kowalski asked.
"We never surrender!" I said.
Suddenly we our all covered in thousands of little laser dots, "That's a lot of laser sights."
The biggest laser dots were coming from the tanks, "Didn't know tanks had laser sights," Classified muttered.
"Overkill," Short-fuse as as more laser sights from the helicopters above targeted us as well.
"So what will it be?" a serious voice demanded, "Surrender or death?"
"What happens if we do surrender," I said.
"You will probably be dissected and studied," the voice said, "And Kowalski will be forced to help develop new weapons...genius like that shouldn't be wasted.
"Well at least some people see the value of my intelligence," Kowalski said.
"Not now Kowalski," I said.
"We won't surrender," I said.
"You won't?" A penguin with a general's hat said, "This isn't a battle you can win Skipper."
"I'm guessing you the one behind this anti-animal operation," I said.
"General Birdseye reporting for duty," the general replied.
"This operation ends now," I said.
"At arms!" the general said as the penguin-fied forces aimed their weapons.
The Tanks, Jeeps, and Humvees moved in closer as the heavy artillery guns are loaded and aimed, "Take aim!" He said.
"Stand down General," I said.
"You and what army?" General Birdseye said.
"Oh...that army," I said pointing behind us as the IPSA Megacarrier II flew into view.
"Who's Outmatched now?" Rockgut shouted from the Carrier's loud speaker.
Suddenly Blowhole's Flagship The Revenge flew into view, "Surrender now," Blowhole's voice rang out.
A IPSA's lifeboat flew in with The Red Squirrel at the controls as Hans and the Chinstrap Sisters fired their infamous laser weapons. All the enemy vehicles and aircraft exploded as did all the massive artillery pieces and anti-aircraft guns. Enemy troops ran for cover as The Megacarrier and The Revenge started to fired their weapons. The Red Squirrel, Hans, and the Chinstraps jumped out of the lifeboat as it crashed to the ground and obliterated a approaching Tank.
"Who's outnumbered now?" Hans said as we quickly surrounded "general" Birdseye.
"This battle may be over," The General said his forces shatter to the wind and the surviving air-support fled, "The War is just beginning..."
A transport helicopter landed nearby, "We'll be seeing each other again," He said.
"No we won't," I said, "You will cease anti-animal activities and disband The DAAC!"
"Or what?" He said.
"OR we will take the Intel Petunia acquired and expose you little Operation to the World!"
"Only edited to look like you were just targeting innocent animals for no reason," Kowalski said.
"Because the Government doesn't know about Operation: Unnatural selection...do they?" I said.
"Washington is full of fools," General Birdseye said, "They wouldn't understand."
"Leave now and cease the anti-animal operations or we will expose Operation: Unnatural Selection to the World!" I said.
"You do that," Birdseye said as the Chinstraps readied their weapons.
"I don't think he heard him," Kara Chinstrap said leveling the Triple-Barreled Laser Weapon at his Penguin-fied head.
"Let's increase the pressure," Stella said leveling her double-barrel laser gun.
"Leave or we will expose you," Hans said.
"Do that and I will release all the records the DAAC, NSA, and CIA gathered on the operations of animal agents and the Intel on all your Intelligence Organizations...to the public," Birdseye said, "so stalemate...We can't make a move without risking exposure."
I clapped, "Except you made one miscalculation..."
"And that is?" he replied.
"The IPSA prepared for this eventuality," I said.
"The F.A.N.F.I.C.T.I.O.N anti-disclosure project," Kowalski said.
"What?" Birdseye said.
"The IPSA has been releasing Penguin Mission files as fanfictions," I said, "Which means when you release those files..."
"Nobody will believe them," Kowalski said.
The General gave us a look of respect, "Well played Skipper...well played."
"I will concede to your terms," He said, "I never really agreed with this operation anyway..."
"And I do you one better," He said, "I will immediately de-penguinify all my forces and decommission the penguin-fication tech."
"And the communication block?" Classified said.
"The Jamming signals will be deactivated," Birdseye said.
"And then Fire Director X of the DAAC before dissolving it," He replied as he stepped into his helicopter.
"Director X?" Kowalski said as the helicopter flew away.
"You don't think..." Private said.
"Nah...Officer X doesn't hate us that much," I replied.
"So now what?" I said.
"This is IASA headquarters..." Classified's radio blared out, "Calling all Agents! Calling all Agents! Sound off! We need to confirm that communications are restored!"
"Agent Classified of the North Wind," Classified said.
"Short-fuse of the North Wind," Short fuse replied.
"Eva of the North Wind..."
"Corporal of the North Wind..."
"Captain Skipper of Team Penguin reporting for duty," I said.
"Lance Corporal Private of Team Penguin ready for action," Private said.
"Lieutenant Kowalski of Team Penguin here with Science," Kowalski said.
"Blah," Rico said.
"Petunia Possum Freelancer reporting," Petunia replied.
"Director Rockgut IPSA," Rockgut's voice rang out of the radio
"Super Special Agent Nigel Tux IPSA and PAAT reporting."
"Agent 102, PAAT and UPIT Reporting," Agent 102's voice said.
"Agent 200 of PAAT reporting," Agent 200 replied.
"Clover of the Royal Lemur Guard Reporting," Clover responded over the radio.
Classified shut off the radio as more Agents from across the member Organizations of the International Animal Spy Alliance reported in.
"Looks like we're back in Business," Classified said.
"Wait where's Hans and the others?" Private said.
"Later suckers!" Hans said as he get tractor beamed onto The Revenge with The Red Squirrel and the Chinstraps.
"Stand by!" Rockgut's voice blared out over the Megacarrier II's loudspeaker, "We're be ferrying you aboard momentarily."
"Are we going to go after them?" Kowalski as The Revenge rocketed away.
"Is the sky blue?" I said.
"Yes," Kowalski said.
"Of course we're going after them!" I said, "Commence Operation: Dolphin hunters!"
"And we're back..." Private said.
The End