In the tendo's back yard Pinkie was in pony form being Scrubbed by Kasumi as she said," YOU WILL NOT DRIP CHOCLATE THROUGH THE HOUSE I CLEAN!"
the pink Alicorn struggled to get out, "HELP TO MUCH BUBBLES! CAN'T SEE NOTHING BUT SOAP!"
Everyone was gathered the only other form Equestria in pony form was Celestia, and Twilight.
Twilight currently was nuzzled up to her Sombra's bicorn form as she said, "sorry got lost in my boyfriend's eyes, Let's focus on what this means Discord how did he get here!"
They then all jumped at a lady's voice, "Not a he here!" they all jumped to see the lady Discord and jaw's drop as Discord said, "I messed up on making my body for this world!" she said filing her nails.
Genma and the Tendo's father were passed out in pools of blood as let's just say many nice things on Discord shock thanks to her outfit and fluttershy's jaw dropped as she explained. "My race travel between realities by astral projection leaving our bodies behind to get their then just using our magic to make a new one that fills that worlds rules of being a living thing!" she said striking a pose with a leg out hand behind her head and another on her hip making hearts flash around her like in an anime.
pinkie pie clapped her hooves happily, "YES ANIME AS HELL WORK IT GIRL!" a bar of soap then went in her mouth.
Shampoo held chin, "so you mess up, so your body for earth lady!?" Discord nodded.
the lady of chaos pulled out a nail file to file her talons as she said, "And before you ask if this body would die I couldn't make I another I would be just bared form being anything more then a ghost in this dimension!"
Twilight shock her head, "Wait a minute! If you leave your body behind then that means… you don't have to worry about the current that would rip us to shreds if we went back!"
discord tapped the purple alicorn with her tail and said," and bingo was her nameoh! But before you ask I can't do mail between worlds well all at once. While I can make objects a appear it has to be something a memorized like my file it's simple I can make them all day ever day!" but she then looked to a book on a shield and made a copy of it opened it to show it was blank, "but as I don't know what's in a book I can't copy it unless I commit the whole thing to memory."
Fluttershy held her chin as she said, "Gee if we want to sent letters back to our families you would have to memorize all of them, that's Seven pages long even if we keep it one page long each!"
Discord appeared behind her and pulled Fluttershy and Ryoga in to a hug thanks ot how tall she was this was marshmallow hell on them both and they struggled as she said, "bing go besty now if you ever want to do Yuri things while your boyfriend watches we'll talk!" she said braking the hug letting the couple jump in shock turn read and say " oh my!"
nabiki blinked, "why did you make your self eight foot tall any way?" she said crossing her arms.
the lordess of chaos smiled and said, "I can't go smaller my power is large so my body has to be! Why do you think Celestia is twice as tall as the other alicorns here her power alone let's her use magic in human form, Twilight can do it as it's her special talent, I can do it because I am a head taller then celestia so I am more powerful then her!" She said still filing her Talonbut the file was moving on it's own and floating.
she then put a hand on her hip and said, "Now as fun as this is darlings I hate to say it but a picture won't work either what pony would believe the goddess before you is discord?"
Rainbow blinked before saying," I am here and I still don't believe it like who I am dating!" she said pointing to Wakaru, " I mean nerd and a jock this is like a movie or something!"
Applejack put an arm around Doku making him blush, "eyepp so you can'ts helps us get in touch with our families because you gave yourself slightly higher ground then Celestia's human form. Other then showing up with Anime mellons before our bows and hitting on flutters what's the dang dirty point!"
discord rolled her eyes and said, "to give warnings my little princess. Warning one my bitch of a cousin is going to bake free soon so look out for princess Eris coming, I found your principle he's the father of the Kunos and has another kid with him!"
Everyone jumped and screamed at that warning evne Kodachi, "… I am an older sibling…. WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME DADDY!" she said crying, "… Why did you keep the third kid! Is it a boy! Did he raise his son leave his daughter to raise another son!"
Discord rolled her eyes, "Sadly that is the case!" the black rose broke down crying in Ranma's arms she had so many tears it managed to change him into Ranko. " Ok then warning three Genma soun your master is still alive!"
they hugged and screamed, "BUT WE GOT HIM DRUNK TIED HIM UP AND PUT HIM IN A CAVE BEHIND A MASSIVE ROCK!"
Discord rolled her eyes, "if you had stabbed him in the neck it would have end him but sense you didn't think I through he broke free of the ropes and has been spending his days eating the fish coming in through the stream of fresh water carving stone woman statues and braking away at that boulder, he is almost free!"
Sure enough the next day in school doku was walking when he bumped into an old man holding a bag who growled at him, "HOW DARE YOU I AM THE FOUDNER OF ANYTHING GOES MARTIAL ARTS THE GREAT HAPPOSAI!"
Applejack came in in human form holding her skirt down and her chest down, "GIVE ME BACK MY BRA AND PANTIES YOU FARMIT!"
Doku then pulled out a water bottle and in a moment poured it as the old man screamed at the shadow casting over him!
At that point the other members of the crew came out saying, "oh shit!"
Where doku stood was something easily thing taller his shirt ripped by four more arms appearing and he now had three faces. The one on the left was sad, the middle was happy and the one on the right was angry.
the sad face said, "happy can't talk so we will tell the story!" Angry took over, "he fell in to the spring of the drown war god!
Everyone's jaw dropped as the old man waved good bye as Doku hopped onto a golden cloud to hover as his left arms summoned fire balls and his right lighting bolts and soon he rapidly throw them at the old man as both faces that could talk said," YOU SHALL BE SMITH FOR TAKING OUR APPLEJACK'S UNDER THINS!"
the screams of the dirty old man then filled the air all over the city for the next ten hours.
Later at the tendos the burned and shocked Happosai was staying with them as the two adult men were to scared to say no. but Celestia in human form said, "you will not mess with the ladies here you can't I cast a spell to keep you out of our rooms or touching our stuff!"
the old man nodded, "I'll wear nothing but a speed for the rest of my life just keep the crouching dork hidden god away!"
At with point doku walked in and the old man ran away screaming and crying like a baby. Making Soun and Genma bow to him.
pinkie pie walked in reading manga and comment, "weak as shit in human form cursed form over powered as fuck!"
later on celestia walked into see discord holding some stuff, "the principle won't be here with his five year old son for awhile so I got this papers you are now a foster parent and adoption ready to go in motion you'll get the boy and able to become his mom just film what the principle does and trust me it's you become his mom or he will turn out like the other male Kunos! I also gave you a map so your pony form can play fairy god mother to him and all that till the day comes, that way he'll happily call you mom right away when you just show him who you are."
discord left ad Celestia looked at it all, "…. Oh I owe discord so much she just made my dreams come true!"
to be continued
pinkie pie popped up, "join us next time where Celestia will get to play fairy godmother to a little boy in the care of principle Kuno! Now I am going to play with Kodachi's pet gator sense I don't have gummy!"
