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The Quest of Terrance and Phillip.
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Terrance and Phillip, Not without my Anus!
Based on recent events in the Heroes vs Disney vs Non-Disney villains war.
Canada, Courthouse of Toronto, 10:18 a.m.
In the Courthouse, Several Canadians listened as A man named Scott talked.
Scott the Dick: Ladies and Gentleman, Before you, today, Sits a murderer, On the ngiht in question this man entered the home of Dr. Herny Odwa and struck him repeatedly in the head with this Hammer.
He held up a Bloody hammer and turned to the Defendant.
Scott the Dick: That same murderer, is sitting here in this court and his name is Terrance!
At the Defendants desk, Sat Terrance and Phillip, Terrance was a Man in a Red shirt with the T on it and had Black hair and Phillip was the Man in the Blue Shirt with P on it and had Blonde hair, Terrance was the first to stand up.
Terrance: You're Honor, I would like to make a case in our defense.
Than he Farted and the Two burst out laughing.
Scott the Dick: Pah, You call that a defense?
He pointed to a table with several items on it.
Scott the Dick: This table of contents links Terrance to the Murder.
Scott then began picking them up, One at a time in reference.
Scott the Dick: Hari fibers, Blood samples, Nail clippings, A piece of his Shirt.
Terrance: None of those are mine.
Scott the Dick: A watch with his initials on it, A day planner with the murder scheduled.
Terrance: Okay those may be mine.
Scott the Dick: A Hikou called "Time to kill Doctor Odwa.
Dr.-O-Dwa.
Time to have your head smashed in.
With my new Hammer.
Terrance: I have never written a Hikou in my life.
Scott the Dick: Terrance! You may be a famous Surgeon, But your not god!
Terrance: I never said I was either, Say, Phillip, Would you like a Monkey clod?
Phillip: What's a Monkey Clod?
Terrance farted, And the Court laughed.
Terrance: That's called the Monkey Clod because it feels like my Anus is being ripped apart by a thousand Monkeys.
The Judge banged her Gavel.
Judge: Come on, Let's get a move on here people, I ain't getting any younger.
Phillip: My thoughts Exactly.
He then walked to the Center of the room and Addressed the Jury.
Phillip: People of the Jury, My Client, and Friend Terrance is an Innocent man and the accusations against him have only this Response.
Phillip then proceeded to Fart.
Terrance: Oh Phillip! Your closing Argument was a Fart!
Phillip: It was, wasn't it Terrance.
Phillip farted again and the entire court erupted in Laughter, All except Scott.
Scott: Your Honor! The defense is trying to make a Mockery of this court! They think that Farts are Funny, But they're not.
Judge: Sustained.
Phillip: Good people of the Jury, My Friend, and Client Terrance is no more a murderer than you or Me, He has never written a Hikou in his life, Plus he is a good man who loves Puppies and Hates Mean things, Would a Murder go to the Zoo and do this?
He Held up a Picture of Terrance feeding a Carrot to a Llama, The jury was silent.
Phillip: Of course not, So in submission, he is not the Killer, So please find him innocent, The defense rests.
Phillip returned to his seat with a Fart in Scott's face.
Judge: Madame Forman would you please read a verdict so we can get the hell out of here?
Forman: We have your Honor, We Have Found Terrance, for the Murder of Dr. Jeffery Odwa…
Terrance and Phillip farted before she could finish, Than laughed.
Judge: Uh, your gonna have to repeat that.
Forman: I said, We find-
Another Fart sounded followed by laughter.
Forman: We find Terrance.
More Farts and Laughter.
Forman: NOT GUILTY!
Terrance and Phillip stopped the farts and Laughter.
Phillip: Oh not guilty? Sorry, we thought it was the other.
Terrance: You did it, Terrance, You saved me from the gas chamber!
Phillip laughed.
Terrance: That wasn't a joke.
Phillip: Oh.
Later.
As the court was Adjourned Terrance and Phillip left the courthouse.
Terrance: Well now what should we do Terrance?
Phillip: Maybe just go home, And eat craved dinner.
Just then Scott came up to them.
Scott: Well looks like you got away with it Terrance and Phillip.
Phillip: Oh hello Scott, No hard feeling about losing in Court pal?
Scott: Shut up! This isn't over! I'm gonna make you both pay for your Humiliations against me, And do you know why?
Terrance: Because you're a dick?
Scott: No, Because I hate you, You think Fart jokes are so funny, Well they aren't Fart jokes are the lowest form of Comedy, and If you-
Terrance cut him off with a Fart, Followed by laughter from both him and Phillip.
Scott: Gah! I hate you both! I hate you both so much I wish you had Cancer.
Terrance and Phillip were shocked.
Phillip: Cancer!?
Scott: Yes, In the head! This is not the end you two, Mark my words!
Terrance: Wow, Scott really hates us, Phillip.
Phillip: Yeah, Maybe he's homophobic.
Terrance: But we're not gay Terrance, right?
Phillip: No of course not… Right?
Terrance: What do you mean?
Phillip: Your not gay are you?
Terrance: What? No, are you?
Phillip: Of course not!
Terrance: Okay, Okay just wondering.
Phillip: …
Terrance: Phillip If everyone here started questioning their Sexuality, We'd figure out How and Why Scott tries to convict me of Murder every week, Like right now.
Phillip: Okay, Okay, Just wasn't sure Come on lets just take the Subway home.
Terrance: Right.
And with that, The two straight friends boarded the Subway.
Meanwhile.
Scott had just returned to his house when the phone rang, he picked it up and Answered.
?: Ey guy! Is this Scott from Canada?
Scott: Yes, Yes it is.
?: You're a Journalist, right?
Scott: Yes, I'm a television critic for Magazines.
?: I understand that you hate Terrance and Phillip.
Scott: Yes, Yes I do, How do you?
?: That's not Important right now, I just wanted you to know that I could help you get rid of them once and For all.
Scott was unconvinced.
Scoot: Who is this?
On the other line, The Caller turned around in his chair.
?: You know, Some big shot Villain.
Scott: What Big shot Villain?
Scott felt a sudden lump in his Throat.
Scott: Wait… Are you? Lord Jargafar?
?: What? No! Of course not, This is just your old pal, Saddam Hussein!
Scott gasped.
Scott: Saddam Hussein!? The Irakian dictator?!
Saddam: Hey relax guy, I'm just your Average joe take a rest.
Scott: What do you want?
Saddam: You want Terrance and Phillip out of Canada, I want you to bring me and my friends into Canada, That sounds like a Fairtrade, right?
Scott: I'm not sure I should trust you.
Saddam: Hey relax Guy! Trust me.
Scott paused and Considered his options.
Meanwhile.
Terrance and Phillip just arrived home.
Terrance: So you wanna go looking for Treasure sometime Phillip?
Phillip: Oh yes, Phillip I would certainly- Oh god It's Bob.
Terrance: What? Crap.
A man with an Orange Shirt with the letter B on it came up to them.
Bob: Hello Terrance, Hello Phillip.
Terrance: Ugh… Hi Bob.
Bob: How's it going.
Phillip: Fine until you showed your ugly face.
Bob: How can you say that?
Terrance: Because you're Ugly as Hell.
Bob: I know that but-
Phillip: Seriously, Your face looks like somebody tried to put on a Force file with a Screwdriver.
Bob: Well I can't help how I look, Besides It's not what's on the outside that matters, It's what's on the inside.
Terrance: Tell that to the 99 children you traumatized with your face.
Bob: One time!
Phillip then pulled out a Paper bag and put it on Bob's head.
Phillip: Look, Just where this paper bag, If people can't see it, They won't know how ugly you are.
Bob: Really? Thanks, guys, Maybe now I can score with chicks.
And he walked off, Terrance and Phillip walked back into their house, Where their Dog and cat were.
Phillip: Barky, Perry we're home.
Barky and Perry responded with their signature noises.
Terrance: Well you just see what's on Terrance, I'll go make us dinner.
As Terrance went into the Room, The doorbell rang and Phillip wen to Answer it as he opened the door he was faced with a Man Holding a Clipboard and a Letter.
Mailman: Special delivery for Terrance?
Phillip: Terrance lives here yes.
Mailman: Sign here and Here and Here and Here… And Here.
Phillip wrote down their Signatures on the Assigned lines.
Mailman: Here's your letter, Have a good day.
And He left.
Phillip: Oh Terrance.
Terrance came back into the living room.
Terrance: Yes Phillip?
Phillip: You got a letter.
Terrance: For me? From who.
Terrace took the letter, Opened it, and Red it.
Terrance: OH MY GOD!
Phillip: What?
Terrance: It's Sally! She's being held prisoner in Iran!
Phillip gasped.
Phillip: Oh No! Not Sally! Wait, Who's Sally.
Terrance: My daughter.
Phillip: What?! You have a Daughter?
Terrance: Did I ever mention I had a Daughter.
Phillip: No.
Terrance: Well…
And Terrance told Phillip the whole Story about him and Celine Dion.
Phillip: We were with Celine Dion?!
Terrance: Yes, And now our daughter is being held captive in another County, I have to go save her.
Phillip: Then I'll come with you, Terrance.
Terrance: Thank you Phillip, But first though… I need to do something.
Later.
Terrance walked up to a large pink house, Before ringing the doorbell, He sighed and pressed the Bottom, Out came a Woman with a Brown hair, A Purple shirt with the Initials C.D. on them.
Terrance: Hello Celine…
Celine Dion: Terrance, what a surprise.
Terrance: You're looking well.
Celine Dion: And you.
Terrance: Celine, I need to know where our Daughter is.
Celine Dion: She's in the Middle East, Studying anthropology.
Terrance: No! I got a letter saying she was taken Hostage and being held in Iran!
Celine Dion: What?!
Terrance: Phillip and I are going to Rescue here If we don't return… Okay, I just scared myself.
And he turned to leave.
Celine Dion: Terrance wait!
Terrance stopped and looked back.
Celine Dion: What happened to us?
Terrance sighed.
Terrance: We just...Grew apart… I have to go.
Celine Dion: Please bring our Daughter home safe.
Later.
Soon Terrance and Phillip arrived at the Airport, they went up to the Front Counter to order tickets.
Phillip: Yes we'd like to get two Tickets to Iran, please?
The Ticket man was surprised.
Ticket Man: Iran? You can't go there, That's dangerous.
Phillip slammed his fist on the Counter.
Phillip: Damn it, man! Danger or no I'm going to help my friend find his Daughter!
The Ticket man looked surprised than checked his Logs.
Ticket Man: If you say so… There's a flight leaving today.
Phillip: Good We'll take it.
Terrance and Phillip took their tickets and headed to the Plane.
Phillip: You know Terrance, I'm sure going to miss Canada for a while.
Terrance: Same here Phillip.
Phillip: Terrance, If I die in Iran, Please Bring my Body back to Canada and Bury me in a box with a side of Craved dinner.
Terrance: Only if you promise to do the same.
And with that, they bored the plane, Unaware that Scott was watching.
Scott: This is Guy to Red Dragon Come in Red Dragon.
Saddam: Go ahead Guy, This is Red Dragon.
Scott: The plan is working Perfectly, Terrance and Phillip have taken the bait.
Saddam: Excellent, My forces and I are Prepared to come to Canada, Has everything bean arranged?
Scott: Yes, Everythings proceeding according to Plan, And you did promise that when Terrance and Phillip Arrive in Iran the Assasins you hired would kill them.
Saddam: Ey relax Guy, I'll keep my side of the Bargain.
Scott: You better, Guy out.
And he put away his walkie.
Scott: I've got you now, You fart loving Tricksters.
Meanwhile.
Terrance and Phillip's plane flew all across the world Stopping in America and Other places on the way, They Farted and Laughed the Whole way to Iran Until finally, they arrived in the City of Tehran.
Terrance: Damn it, Phillip, How can we found my Daughter here? We're unwanted Strangers, We don't speak the native language and we don't know where to look.
Phillip: Do we evan know what your Daughter looks like?
Terrance: Of Course I have a photo of her right here.
Terrance pulled out a photo of his daughter, She was a small child with the Brown hair of her mother, A light Green dress, and a pink bow.
Phillip: Hmm, Looks more Celine Dion than you Terrance.
Terrance: Trust me you'll see the Resmbelance soon If we ever find her.
?: Perhaps I can help.
Terrance and Phillip looked to see A man in a Blackish Red robe and Greyish black hair with a Go tee of the same Color.
Terrance: Who are you?
Ult Al Cur: Just a fellow Traveler, I know where your daughter could be, He's in an Old warehouse down that way.
Terrance: Oh thank you, friend, Come on Phillip.
And the Two raced off to where Ult pointed, They rounded a corner and Found the warehouse, Slowly they opened the door and crept inside, There they found Sally, Just standing there.
Sally: Who were?
Terrance Quickly ran over and knelt down to her Daughter.
Terrance: I'm here Sally, It's your Father Terrance, I'm here to bring you home from your Captives.
Sally: Papa.
Phillip: Hmm, Still doesn't look like you, Terrance.
Just then, Sally farted.
Phillip: Ah now I see the Resmblense.
Terrance: Well enough of Iran let's get home.
?: Not really gonna happen Kunucks.
Terrance and Phillip turned around and saw a man, Dressed in a grey trench coat, and had a Bald head with a red target on it.
Terrance: Uh, Who are you?
Bullseye: Name's Bullseye folks.
And he pulled out some Cards.
Bullseye: Picked a card.
He then threw them at the Wall where Terrance and Phillip stood and they hit Areas in ver close Proximity to them.
Phillip: Uh… Fitting name.
Bullseye: Thank you, Now if you gentleman don't mind I've bean paid to kill you.
He then pulled out a Knife and aimed it at Terrance and Phillip.
Terrance: Kill us?! Why?
Bullseye: Like I said, Payment.
Terrance: Oh uh… I see, Well we could pay you.
Bullseye: How much?
Terrance and Phillip turned around and blasted Bullseye with Farts, Knocking him Uncoincise Than they both Ran off with Sally laughing! Back on the Plane and Back to Canada.
Later.
Terrance and Phillip were soon back in Canada.
Terrance: Well that was an Adventure Phillip, Now that I got my Daugther back, I'm thinking of going to Celine Dion's house and ask her to marry me.
Phillip: Oh… Good for you man, Feels like I'm losing a Freind.
Terrance: No, No your not, I'll make you the best man.
Phillip: Just kidding man.
Sally: Papa, Papa!
Sally was suddenly pointing at something.
Terrance: Sally? What is it-?
Phillip: OH MY GOD! What is this!?
All over the City were Giant posters of Saddam Hussien!
Phillip: Is this Canada?!
Terrance: It's… Changed.
Phillip: This is Madness! How could things have changed so much!?
Terrance: And who is that guy on all these Pictures?
Phillip: I don't know… Maybe we should go to Celine's house, perhaps she knows something.
Later.
Terrance and Phillip quickly took Sally to Celine Dion's house, Terrance knocked on the door and Celine came out.
Celine Dion: Terrance! Uh, What a surprise-
Terrance: Celine I brought our Daughter back, And there's a Bunch of Pictures of a Grubby man everywhere, What's going on?
Celine Dion: Could you come back a little later?
Phillip: Why?
Celine Dion: Uh, Just a little busy right now.
Terrance: Celine, Do you have a man over?
Celine Dion: Well, I.
Suddenly ugly Bob Appeared beside her.
Bob: Hi guys.
Phillip: Oh my god It's Ugly Bob!
Terrance: What the Hell are you doing here?!
Bob: I'm doing Celine Dion what's it look like?
Terrance was Absolutely Outraged and Devastated.
Terrance: You… You… You bitch! I wanted to make us a Family again, And now you go and sleep with him!? With Ugly Bob!?
Celine Dion: why are you calling him Ugly Bob?
Terrance: Because that's his Name you stupid bitch!
Phillip: Terrance! Calm down man You have a daughter here!
Celine Dion: You said your name was Handsome Bob!
Terrance: No it's not! Take a look.
He then ripped the Bag off of Bob's head, Celine screamed with Horror!
Phillip: Yep, Behold his Horrible face.
Celine Dion: Oh my god, He's… He's… So ugly! I … I'm pregnant with his child!
Terrance: WHAT?! No, No! NO!
Celine Dion: I'm going to have a freak baby!
Terrance fell to his knees and let out an Agonizing yell to the Heavens.
Meanwhile.
Saddam sat in his Office When Scott came up to him.
Scott: Hey Saddam, You helped me get rid of Terrance and Phillip and I appreciate that, But why are framed Pictures of you going up all over Canada?
Saddam: Huh? Oh, that? Don't worry guy, You just need a rest.
Scott: No I don't need a rest, I demand to know what this is all aboot.
Saddam: Hey relax buddy, I'm just making sure that Terrance and Phillip can never come back to Canada again.
Scott: I thought you Hired that Bullseye fellah to kill them.
Saddam: He should have done so by now, I just need a couple of things here, Then I'm headed back to Iran.
Scott: But your From Iraq.
Saddam: Iran, Irak what's the Difference? Relax guy.
Meanwhile.
Terrance and Phillip watched as Iraqian troops marched through the Streets.
Terrance: Oh Phillip, Something bad is Happening to Canada, I just know it.
Phillip: I agree whole Fartedly.
They both laughed at this, Than suddenly Scott the Dick marched over.
Scott: Hey! What the hell are you guys doing back here?
Terrance: Oh hey Scott.
Scott: I thought you went to Iran looking for your Kidnapped-
Scott stopped himself and quickly rethought what he was saying.
Scott: Uh, I mean, How are you guys today?
Phillip: What were you saying?
Scott: Nothing why?
Terrance: Here's why.
Terrance Farted and he and Phillip laughed.
Scott: Gah! I hate you Terrance and Phillip! I absolutely abore you both!
He then began waving his hands out at them.
Phillip: What are you doing?
Scott: I'm wishing Cancer upon you!
Terrance: What?
Scott: That's right, I'm trying to give you both Cancer with my Mind.
Philip: You can't do that.
Scott was taken aback.
Scott: What you can't?
Terrance; No you can't.
Scott: Dang it.
And he walked off, leaving Terrance and Phillip to glare suspiciously after him.
Meanwhile.
Saddam was in his office going over his Plans when one of his Lieutenants came into the office.
Lieutenant: Sir, There are men from the U.S. Army here to see you.
Saddam quickly hid his plans.
Saddam: crap really, Okay send them in.
Two U.S. Army generals then came into the Room.
Army general: Mr Huissen, We are here on Behest of the Canadian government, they're worried.
Saddam: Worried? About what?
Army General: Well you seem to be, Taking over Canada.
Saddam: Taking over Canada, Ey you need a rest fella, I'm not hiding any bombs.
Army General: We didn't say anything about Bombs?
Saddam: Oh, You didn't? Ey relax.
Army General: We're giving you Three days to pull your Forces out of Canada, If you do not comply by then we will be forced to bomb Iran.
Saddam: But I'm from Iraq.
Army General: Iran, Iraq what's the difference?
And with that they left, The lieutenant sneered after them.
Lieutenant: Bah, I hate Americans, Please let me Kill them sir.
Saddam: No, No you need to relax Guy, Remember the Plan, First we take over Canada, Than align ourselves with one of the other Villain factions, and with their help, We'll take over the U.S. and the Royal Council and with them out of the way, We will crush the Freedom watch and either conscript or Destroy the Other Villain factions and than, Take over the world!
Saddam then threw himself onto the table and Laughed Evilly! Just as Scott came in.
Scott: What's so funny?!
Saddam Collected himself and sat back down.
Saddam: Nothing, Relax buddy.
Scott: Saddam, Terrance and Phillip are back in Canada.
Saddam: Really?
Scott: You said you would take care of them!
Saddam: Well obviously Bullseye fucked up, Hardly surprising seeing as how he gets his ass handed to him by a guy in a Devil costume a lot.
Scott: Well what the Hell are we gonna do now?
Saddam: Nothing.
Scott: What?
Saddam: they're no threat, I only got rid of them to appease you.
Scott: Wait you mean you? Oh you Trickster I'll take care of you!
Saddam: Will you now?
Before Scott could do anything the Iraqian lieutenant held up his gun, Seeing no other Option Scott relented and left the office.
Scott: This deal just fucked me over.
Meanwhile.
Terrance and Phillip were back at home eating their long awaited Kraved Dinner while watching the news.
Phillip: Wow, Things in America's crazy right now, The last Airbenders bean found, The Prime Commander dead, As if there weren't enough problems in the world.
Terrance: Guess not…
Phillip noticed something wrong with Terrance.
Phillip: Terrance? What's wrong?
Terrance: Nothing, Nothing… It's just… I just wanted to be with Celine again, Raise our Daughter together, Get Married, Grow old, But now...
Phillip put a hand on his friend's shoulder.
Phillip: hey man, Chin up there will be other girls out there, You never know.
Terrance: I guess So.
He then turned the Channel to the News.
News Anchor: And in other news It appears that Saddam Huissen Iraqian dictator has signed an Agreement to let the US military and other Peacekeeping factions to inspect his Military operations, When asked if he would Uphold his side in the Agreement, Huissen replied "Ey relax fellah, You need a rest guy."
Terrance: Saddam Huiseen? That's the guy we've seen all over Canada.
Phillip: Yeah the Oragian Dictator!
Terrance: Oh my god! Phillip we can't let Canada be Conquered by this Monster! We have to do something!
Tha the Phone rang, Terrance went over and Answered it.
Terrance: Yes?
On the other end of the Phone was Scott.
Scott: Terrance, this is Scott.
Terrance: It's just Scott.
Phillip: Tell him he's a smelly bastard.
Terrance: Phillip says Hello-
Scott: Just shut up and Listen, You've unleashed a monster onto Canada and only you can get rid of him, Even though I hate you and I wish you had Cancer.
Terrance: God your such a dick Scott.
Scott: No, You're a dick!
Terrance: You're a dick!
Scott: You're a dick!
Terrance: You're a dick!
Scott: You're a dick!
Scott paused for a moment.
Scott: You're a Dick!
Terrance: You're a dick!
Scott: They two of you are the most annoying dicks in Canada, You give other Canadians a bad name, and I if I had my-
Terrance: oh I'm sorry Scott, Could you hold on a Minute.
Scott: Sure.
Terrance Held the Phone to his Butt and Farted, He and Phillip laughed.
Terrance: How do you like that Scott!?
Scott: You Son of a Bitch! I'll get you if it's a last thing I-
Terrance: Oh wait, I have another Call Scott could you please, Can you hang on?
Scott: Sure.
Terrance repeated his Earlier action and laughter ensued again.
Scott: Ah! God damn it! Now listen here If you want to save Canada You'll meet me at Carl's kravved Dinner restaurant in half an Our.
He then hung up.
Meanwhile.
At Celine Dion's House, She and Bob lay naked in bed together.
Celine Dion: Oh Bob, I have so many conflicting emotions, I love your Personality, But you are so Freakishly ugly.
Bob: Maybe the Baby will have your face instead of mine.
Celine Dion: Really? I suppose we'll be okay as long as you keep that bag on your head.
Suddenly the door burst open and Three Iraqian Soldiers burst in, Followed by Sddam Huiseen.
Celien Dion: What is this?!
Saddam Huiseen: Hello, My name is Saddam, I'm a big fan of Polo and have been searching for you for Quite a while Celine Dion.
Bob: Oh no you don't, She's my Bitch!
Saddam: Who are you?
Bob: I'm Bob, But my friends call me Ugly Bob, Because I have the features of a Deformed Burned Victim.
Saddam: Really? I thought all Canadians looked alike, Let me see.
Bob took off his Bag and Celine Dion screamed, Saddam and his Men just looked unimpressed.
Saddam: Hmm, Looks pretty normal to me.
Bob: Really?
Saddam: I guess, Look man I may need a favor for you, There's a Canadian football game tomorrow, The Iowa Rough Riders against the Vancouver Roughriders, It's at that Game where I will officially turn the Cnadian flag over to my Iranian one.
Celine: But I thought you were from Iraq.
Saddam: Iran, Iraq what's the Difference? I just need you, Celine Dion to sing the Iraqian National Anthem there, To signify my Hostile takeover of Canada.
Celien Dion: And if I refuse?
Saddam: No worries, Relax fellah.
Meanwhile.
Terrance and Phillip stood at the Restaurant waiting for Scott to arrive.
Phillip: Well Scott's not showing up, what now?
Terrance: I know, Let's search for treasure.
Phillip: Oh good Idea let's search for treasure.
Terrance and Phillip looked around when Scott arrived.
Scott: What are you Idiots doing?
Phillip: We're looking for Treasure.
Scott: Treasure? Is that some kind of Metaphor for Nothing?
Terrance: No, We're just looking for Treasure.
Scott: Listen, You know about Saddam Huiseen right?
Phillip: Uh yeah, We've seen him all over town! He's taking over our Country.
Scott: So what are you gonna do about it?
Phillip: What do you mean?
Scott: It's your fault he's here, You brought the Iraqians back with you when you came back from rescuing your daughter.
Terrance: What?! Were to blame?
Phillip: Wait a minute, We came back from Iran, Not Iraq.
Scott: Iran, Iraq what's the difference, ANyway now you must make amends, Tomorrow Saddam will finalize his takeover of Canada at the Football game, It will be your only shot to take out Saddam, So take this.
Scott pulled out a Timebomb and handed it to Phillip.
Phillip: Is this a bomb?!
Scott: That's right, One of you must strap it to yourself, Go to the game and Sacrifice your life to take out Saddam.
Terrance: Why would we do that!?
Scott: For Canada!
Terrance and Phillip glanced solemnly at each other.
Phillip: For Canada Terrance.
Terrance: For Canada.
And they walked off, Leaving Scott to stare evilly after them.
Scott: Yes, and when the dust is settled, Canada will be rid of both Huissen, And your Fart humor.
Meanwhile.
Terrance and Phillip sat on their couch with the time bomb.
Terrance: Well, Looks like one of us has to die for Canada.
Phillip: Do we?
Terrance: Wait what do you mean?
Phillip: I don't exactly trust Scott Terrance, Didn't you hear what he said when we came back to Canada?
Terrance: Vaguely yeah.
Phillip: He said something about Sally, Like he knew she had bean Kidnapped.
Terrance was shocked.
Terrance: Wait are you saying… He hired Bullseye.
Phillip: Maybe, while we're gone, Saddam Huiseen and his Army come in and Take over Canada.
Terrance: Wiat, so your saying this was All Scott's doing?
Phillip: Yeah, and now he's blaming us and Tricking us into killing ourselves with this bomb to clean up his own mess!
Terrance: That Rat Bastard! When I get my hand on him-!
But before he could finish he farted, Causing them both to Laugh.
Phillip: Wait a minute, That fart gives me pause.
Terrance: Why is that?
Phillip: Does Saddam Huiseen use German Chemical warfare?
Terrance: I've heard Rumors.
Phillip: Terrance, Get the Phone book, We must call every Canadain we can!
And he quickly picked up the Phone.
Terrance: Sounds like you have an Idea Phillip.
Phillip: I do Terrance, I do.
The next day.
The Stadium was crowded with People as they watched The Ruffriders face off against the Ruffriders, The score was 28 to 7.
Announcer: And the Ruffriders are really giving the Riffriders a run for their money, I must say that these Ruffriders are certainly out matched by these Ruffriders, Be sure to stick around for the Halftime show, Saddam Huiseen and the Electric Iragis, In a salute to Hostile takeovers.
Two ends of a Stage were connected in the center of the Field and a Brass band marched through, In the seats, Terrance and Phillip sat incognito as they waited, with Sally.
Terrance: Well, It's almost time Phillip.
Phillip: Yes, Get everyone ready.
Saddam then climbed onto the stage and addressed the Audience.
Saddam: Hello, to my Canadian friends, Everybody relax, Take a rest, Put your feet up, Those dogs are barking, Anyway you may have noticed some changes to your country, But don't worry the changes will continue, Starting now, Canada from this point on will be referred to as New Bagdah!" Qoloh Qolah!
On cue, The Canadian Flag was taken down and replaced with an Iraqian flag, The same happened to the Flag on the Stage, Everyone gasped in Horror.
Saddam: And now, You will bow down to me! You will obey my laws or you will be killed! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Celien Dion was brought on stage with a Gun pointed at her back.
Saddam: And you will now sing the Iragian national Anthem! Or you will be Stabbed in the Head!
Celine Dion: Shtud balaa shtud inca inca brusht...
Terrance: Now Phillip?
Phillip put on a gas mask, While Terrance sounded a microphone signaling everyone else to do the same.
Saddam: Hey! What the Hell is this?!
Celine Dion had put on a Gas mask too, Suddenly Everyone had taken down their Pants, Turned around and Farted, The Fart all combining and swirling Together around Saddam and his Minions.
Lieutenant: Ah! They are using Chemical warfare!
Saddam could not bear the Stench and he fell off of the stage and lied Unconuise, When the stench and Fumes cleared he and his Troops were Knocked out, Everyone cheered!
Terrance: We did it Phillip! We put down Hussein!
Phillip: Oh Glorious day!
Saddam was still knocked out when several Canadian Soldiers and took him away, Terrance and Phillip went over to Celine Dion and Ugly Bob, Celien embraced Terrance.
Celine Dion: Oh Terrance, You did it you saved Canada.
Terrance: It was all Phillips Idea.
Bob: God Bless you Phillip.
Phillip: God bless us all Ugly Bob.
Just than Scott the Dick appeared.
Scott: Hey what is all this?! You two were supposed to be blown up!
Phillip: Well, We came up with a better plan, You see Scott For all your criticism, It was farting that Saved Canada.
Scott: Ah! That is so Juvenile!
Terrance: Would you like an Apple?
Scott: Yes please of course.
Terrance jumped up and Farted in his face.
Terrance: How do you like them apples!
And he Terrance, Phillip, Ugly Bob and Celine Dion all laughed.
Scott: I HATE YOU TERRANCE AND PHILLIP!
And with that, Scott stormed away.
Terrance: So Celine, You feel like singing the true National Anthem?
Celine Dion: I thought you'd never ask.
She picked up the Mic and sang.
Celine Dion: O Canada, Our home and Nation land.
Crowd: True patriot love!
In all thy sons command!
With glowing hearts we see the rise,
The True north Strong and Free.
From Far and Wide O Canada, We stand on ground for thee.
God keep our land Glorious and Free
O Canada we stand on ground for thee.
O Canada we stand on ground for thee.
Terrance and Phillip laughed.
The End… In Canada for now.
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