Minas pikmin would definitely be a new color, but I have no idea how to integrate acid into a pikmin that would turn out alright so it's a moot point
well it's ass o clock and I wanted to sleep for hours but at least i managed to put out the chapter today like I wanted
enjoy
Chapter 10
Ok shut up for a second and imagine a scene, it is about a boy whose hair is green.
He is kinda famous and that is cool, but he's also kinda shy so he's acting the fool.
He wears a disguise so the passengers won't recognize, he stole his Mom's sunday dress- he better apologize.
The author is an idiot and should never rhyme, he better be sorry for wasting your time.
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The train passing the u.A station was always generously packed by some students and people living their life, but this time it was packed full to the brim.
Word had gone out that this would be the train that Midoriya Izuku, the rising star and All Might certified hero, would take to school. Next to the normal passengers we have...
Newspaper reporter, looking for the next big scoop in form of an interview with the man himself, or maybe even just one of his minions as Susume was hot stuff at the moment.
That one female reporter from the slime incident, which looked like she would like to 'thank' Izuku profusely for boosting her career. A 'private interview' was certainly on her mind with that neckline, the cameraman was thankful at least.
Normal fans, a mixed group of boys and girls that would like to gratulate Izuku and tell him that they will cheer him on. Certainly the one group Izuku would love to meet.
Rabid fans, a group of mostly girls (and some hopeful boys) that wore some self made fan accessoires of the greenette. Red shoes have been established as Izukus favorite so they all wore some, or red stilettos, together with little keychains of all of his Pikmin and t-shirts with his most determined expression, taken from when he saved the victim of the slime villain. Some of them were just very hyped up, but some of them looked like they were just waiting to pounce on him.
Not that Izuku would let anything happen, which is understandable, but also a bit of a waste. I mean have you seen that one girl there or that one, well you can't - it's in my head, but you would be sorely tempted, I'm sure!
Where was I?
Watching all that racket was a petite pregnant woman seated next to the exit doors. For some reason she was watching the horde of fans and reporters with wide eyes and sweaty face. Who is she?
As you can guess from earlier, which you're better off forgetting, this was Izuku in a dress. As for the pregnant part and what else he did to not be recognized...
First he took Susume on his back, then he grabbed the roof of her mouth and used her elasticity to tug her face, and hair, over his head. Tugging the blue skin under the hair a bit and voila! - instant wig and body suit to change body shape.
Next he took Rocky and bound him to his stomach and the red and yellow menaces get bound up so they can't move and taped to his chest. Dio is in the bottle as usual. Put on a dress and done is the disguise.
Now is that a bit much? AB-SO-LUTELY! But if it lets Izuku keep his virginity so be it, we all made dumb choices in our lives. (Damn bastard... wish drowning in pussy was one of my problems)
Incidentally, it was actually the right move to pull as there was another group on the train. Assholes. A group of boys, some who failed the exam and some men that wanted to 'deflate his head' and 'show him his place'. In face of such huge masses of fans they pulled back a bit, but their jealousy and spite only grew.
Thankfully the train finally reached the UA stop and immediately the air was charged with tension, the looks of the passengers wildly flew around, searching for their prey.
HE HAS TO BE HERE!
The petite pregnant woman slowly stands up on her swollen ankles and holds her stomach, a hand braced against her back. A man sitting next to her hands over her bag and she gives him a thankful nod, she wobbles to the open doors. The boy under the disguise was sweating profusely.
One of the passenger who saw the woman get in at an earlier station scratches his head in confusion. 'Did she get bigger?'
Well yes, if Izuku doesn't stop sweating then Susumes growth will blow his cover.
'Just some steps!' His heart beat like thunder in his ears, but with a last step he leaves the train and enters safety - or not! He could see more groups of fans and some reporter that were milling around the station.
The show must go on, he just hopes he can ditch his disguise before he enters the school grounds. Showing up in his mothers dress would certainly leave an impression.
A short, but still too long, heartracing walk later he finally finds opportunity to change his clothes, in one of the schools toilets.
He checks himself over. All clear! How about the minions?
Susume cheerful, Rocky sleeping, Dio exists, Domo was doing a little dance, Caesar...
'Better keep him tied up for now.' Izuku could see the vengeance in his eyes and put him in his bag. After giving him a direct command to not ignite of course.
He is ready!
'I'M NOT READY!' Izuku stands in front of some huge ass doors, doors which will open to his new classroom - to his FUTURE really. He musters his courage and opens the door.
For a moment he sees a room full of people, the nice girl and the tall boy among them, who all look back at the newcomer.
The next there is a loud bang and he only sees familiar rage filled red eyes. Katsuki must have found out that he beat his score.
Katsuki actually knew for a while as he could see the scoreboard in his letter, but the following tantrum caused him to get grounded. This was the first opportunity for him to 'vent'.
"DEKU! You dare get more points them me!? How did you do that!?" He did not accuse Izuku of cheating, he wasn't that far gone, but he knew that there was no way for Izuku to get more points than him the normal way.
In the face of Katsukis hurt pride Izuku does the only thing he can.
He blames Caesar.
"K-K-Kacchan! Listen I did not mean to get so many points! And I technically didn't, but they gave me Caesars points as bonus!" No need to mention the rescue and healing points or that he would still not have less points than Katsuki, Izuku likes to live.
"What do you mean!? What does the red bastard have to do with it?" Katsuki takes a step back, finally out of Izukus face and looks around. "And where is he?" Thus by presenting Izuku with an opportunity, an opportunity to get off scot free.
He pulls out the still bound Caesar, drawing concerned murmurs from the people watching. "He was being rowdy." He explains.
"Get to the point, Deku!" Katsuki was not getting calmer.
"Well Caesar was itching for a fight, but I didn't really have a use for him and so I let him go off with some Reds by himself. They destroyed a lot of robots and they decided to add his points to mine!" it was very important that all the blame lay solely on Caesar.
"They were that strong huh?" Katsuki said with an odd note of pride in his voice. 'YES!' Izuku did it! Because Caesar was formed after Katsukis image it was only 'natural' in Katsukis mind that he would be 'destined for greatness', Katsukis words not mine.
"Finally did something right, huh, you smurf reject?" He asks Caesar. "Your kneecaps are right in front of me, Cunt." Izuku left the blondes to them self and inches past them into the classroom.
He means to find his place, but immediately accosted again, though this time much nicer.
"Izuku! I'm so glad you made it! Well I knew you were definitely passing, but maybe you would get into the other class... Anyway I'm glad you're here!" The brown haired girl said with a charming smile. "AH! I never introduced myself! I'm Uraraka Ochaco, nice to meet you!" She was going to tell him that he could call her by her given name, but the author prefers her family name.
"N-Nice to meet you, again that is..." Izuku could not handle such energy from a cute girl, not normally and especially not today. You could say cute girls were his weakness, not because he was shunned in school, no. The truth was much more horrifying- there were no cute girls at Aldera! At least none that Izuku would have contact with. As such he was woefully unprepared for this assault of charm.
Uraraka smiles wide, but then gets unexpectedly serious, she bows deeply to him and says while still bowing. "Thank you!" She comes up and Izuku meets her serious eyes. "You saved me! If there is anything I can do to make up for it, just say the word!" She waits with bated breath for his answer, but they get interrupted by another voice from the side. It was the tall mean boy with glasses.
"Excuse me! My name is Ida Tenya! I would also like to apologize! I thought you were just out to disturb the others, but I see now that you knew the rules better than even me! You even knew about the rescue points!" Ida was waving his arm in the air like a robot, something which Domo was very much a fan of- he stood behind him and copied his motions drawing much laughter from the others watching- and proving that he was utterly unable to read the mood. Those not laughing about his yellow shadow were marveling about his brazenness.
Izuku was stuck between two earnest gazes, the answer for both of them came as easy as breathing.
"I didn't know about the rescue points, in case you think that was the reason I saved her. I saw that she needed my help and my legs moved before I knew it." Ida was visible struck by this answer. Izuku turns to Uraraka. "And i don't need anything from you. The only thing I need is for you to be unhurt." His words together with the look in his eyes caused the room to fall silent. Uraraka was struggling to contain a blush and Katsuki scoffs softly his conflict with Caesar forgotten, for now..., but then Izuku ruined the moment by tearing up. "But I appreciate your thanks!" he sniffles.
Uraraka is momentarily stunned, but then a smile grows on her face and she laughs. "You're welcome!" A girl with pink hair, a moving uniform and a red haired boy all cheer.
"It is safe to say that your quirk is not mentally connected to you." A gruff voice suddenly speaks, silencing the room again. The students all look around in confusion trying to find the source.
Izuku was the one to find it, helped by Susume tugging on his sleeve. He blinked at what he saw.
A giant yellow ugly caterpillar was lying on the ground, a closer look revealed that it was a sleeping back. A scruffy black haired man was sleepily blinking back at Izuku, Domo was poking him, which must have been going for some time, judging by the mans comment. The rest of the class finally noticed him.
"You all lack common sense. It took you forever to quieten down and notice me, even after I revealed myself. And you want to be heroes? If you want to make friends you can hold hands and sing Kumbaya after the school is over. Right now you better step it up. Now, sit down!" The class scrambles to their places and the human caterpillar straight up crawls -CRAWLS! What the hell?- to the podium in front.
Once he reaches it he stands up and peels off the sleeping back, becoming the worlds ugliest butterfly! He did not even have wings, what a chump! He then proceeds to slurp down a juice pack in one pull. The class doesn't know how to react.
The scruffy dark haired, most likely homeless, man glares at the class with tired eyes and speaks in a monotone voice, communicating his utter lack of fucks and that he is pretty much done with life already.
That is straight up cheerful for him, seems like somebody got laid, no seems like he just had his favorite juice flavor.
"I'm your homeroom teacher, Aizawa Shouta." He starts rummaging in his sleeping back, pulling out a rumpled sports uniform. "Each of you got a set of these, you have 10 minutes to put them on and meet me outside. Hop to it!" He turns to leave, but gets stopped by Ida waving his arm.
"Sensei! What about-?" "We'll skip it, it's useless anyway. You better hurry up you just wasted precious seconds." And he leaves, presumably to the field outside. The class hesitates for one more second, but then they start running in panic.
Aizawa checks the clock and frowns. "You almost didn't make it. A hero has to be ready at all times, you hear?" He puts the clock away and stands in front of the group.
"We're gonna do a fitness test, but not a normal one. You all know the test from school so that should be clear. The difference is that you will use your quirks to their maximum effect. Uraraka, come here!" The girl stepped up to their teacher, who hands her a ball.
"Throw that ball as far as you can using your quirk, everything goes as long as you don't leave the circle. Clear?" His monotone voice gave an accurate impression of how invested the teacher was. In spite of the teachers enthusiasm Uraraka was smiling wildly. "HAI!" She touches the ball with five fingers and the ball starts his long journey, to INFINITY AND BEYOND!
Aizawa shows the class the result, an infinity symbol. "You should get it by now." The class burned with spirit and joy, too much joy. Aizawa grins his 'nice' smile. "The person who scores last will be expelled, by the way. So give it your all if you want to continue your studies." That atmosphere was much more enjoyable for Aizawa.
Less so for Izuku who felt his anxiety rise to a hundred. He had to give it his all!
First test - Side steps
Izuku did not know what to do! He saw that little purple kid use his quirk to jump off his balls and he thought of copying it with some Blues tied to his shoes, but decided against it in the end. If he messes up he will have a worse result that doing it normally. But next test for sure!
Second test - Sit-ups
Or not! Izuku was close to despair, he couldn't use his quirk again! Well to be honest he could... He could order some Reds to move his body for him and help him that way, but he thought that would be a bit pitiful and cheap and just lame.
'Next test for sure!' He vows to himself.
Third test - Grip strength
By this point Izuku was pretty much in blind panic so he decided to go ALL OUT. He waves over Susume and pops out all Blues, all 151 of them. (Not final number)
He orders them to link up with Susume and takes her arm and wraps it around the grip of the measuring device. Next he places a hand on her back and orders the blue collective to PULL!
*Krack* Izukus eyes fill with horror and he runs to the teacher. "I'm so sorry Sensei! I broke it! Please, I didn't mean to, I swear!" His tearfilled eyes meet Aizawas disinterested ones.
"It's fine. That will be a top score for grip." He makes a note and Izuku melts in relief. The others don't know wether to laugh or to gulp in apprehension of a strong foe.
Izuku goes, still a bit wobbly, and pats Susume for her good work.
Fourth test - Seated toe touch
Why is that even a test? Normal results.
Fifth test - Standing long jump (why standing...)
Because there was no running start Izuku had to get creative, and slightly suicidal.
The class and the teacher watch on as he pops out a wild mix of minion and starts tinkering.
First he takes Susume and wraps her around his chest, next he takes some Rockys and forms a circle with an opening to him, the middle of the circle he fills with five Reds and five Blues. The last step is to give the command for ignition and to pray.
*Boom-WHOOSH* The Pikmin go up in a steam explosion and the force of it gets directed into Izukus chest. He flies 30 meter, distance after touching the ground is not measured.
Another topscore.
(If that ones not to your liking then he had a bunch of Yellows holding Blues ram into him)
Sixth test - 50 meter dash
Izuku was glad that it was finally something he was prepared for! He popped out four Yellows and eight Blues, thinking about it some more he pops out two red.
(Yellows are about 30 cm btw )
Two Yellows go on each food, with a Red at the heel for stability and held together by four Blues. It looks adventurous, but the Blues allow the Yellows to run at high speed despite being so close together. The Red lends its strength and lets the 'User' stand more comfortably while running.
(Btw, did you figure out the Reds second special property yet?)
The whole construction is not as clunky as it sounds and surprisingly sleek, Izuku is only one or two inches taller and can still take steps, it just takes some getting used to.
Time for a practice run.
Despite the surprisingly good fit and his confidence in his quirk, his heart was still hammering in his chest as he waited for the signal to run.
His fear stay unfounded with a phenomenal result of 3,50 seconds! Another top score, fanning a fire in the chest of a blonde and a peppermint.
Seventh test - distance run
Izuku felt confident about this one, what with what he learned from the last test. He even thought to improve the design a bit for this test specifically. He added some Reds, Blues and Yellows and created ... the PIKCAR!
Well it wasn't a car per se, but he could sit down and relax while he waited for the test to finish. He managed another top score, tied with a very nice very buxom brunette.
It was looking good for him so far!
Last test - Ball throw
Izuku took place in the circle and gave his teacher a questioning look. "As long as I don't leave the circle, right?" He wanted to make sure.
"Yes." Aizawas face betrayed no thoughts.
"Well..." With an awkward shrug he takes the ball... and throws it leisurely to Domo standing to the side. "Run in that direction." He leaves out the part 'until you die' no reason to creep out his new classmates.
He may imagine it, but he could swear Aizawa's mouth twitches upward for a millisecond.
"Alright, we will measure that as an Infinity." He takes another and throws it at the confused Izuku. "I would like you to use your whip. I want to see your technique." He explains.
"Ok..." He pops out the required Blues and takes grip with the whip of the ball. He thinks for a moment if he should try something and decides that it can't hurt.
He starts swinging the whip and tries to get a feel for the best timing. At the right moment, hopefully, he gives some Blues more to the end of the whip the signal to PULL. his experiment works out and the ball at the end gets an extra boost before he flies.
*Biep* "378,9m." Aizawas gives him a nod in thanks and Izuku steps back, satisfied and relieved.
Results
After the tests are done the class gathers around Aizawa for their results and more importantly their ranking!
Though most of them know by this point that they are no longer in danger of getting last place, a floating uniform and a misplaced toddler were still shaking in fear. Though for the toddler it could be because of Caesars presence.
"Here is your ranking." Aizawa did not suddenly gain a fuck and his voice mirrored that.
Score
1 Midoriya Izuku
2 Yaoyorozu Momo (from this point onward only Momo)
3 todoroki Shoto
4 Bakugo Katsuki
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20 Minoru Mineta
"Alright Toddler, I don't know who let you out of pre-school, but this is the end of it. You're expelled." The midget bursts in tears.
"You can't expel me! How can I get the cloud and connections necessary to fend off (very real and very many) rape accusations if I'm not a hero!?" The would-be Rapist wails. To spare everybody the hassle Caesar decide to do his one good deed for the millenia and 'escorts him off the grounds'.
No one saw him ever again, the Rapist that is, Caesar was back five minutes later.
Done with that the class had a moment of 'Oh shit he wasn't kidding' which very fast changed to 'Those things are so cool!', as they gathered around Izuku.
"Your quirk is amazing dude! They all have their own personality and abilities! Caesar is so manly! He reminds me of Bakugo!" The boy with red hair gushes.
"W-Well that is because you could say he was made in Kacchans image." Izuku tries to explain, badly.
"What!? How do you mean!?" They had to know. The only ones not interested were a fuming Bakugo and an indifferent Peppermint.
"Well I think I have it figured out by now." He mutters and then continues in a more clear voice. "First I grow a stalk by being exposed to a 'weakness' or a source. For example, Caesar was grown by Kacchans explosions and rocky as I broke my arm on a rock. Susumes grew mostly by showering and by an accident when my mom thought I was burning." He takes Caesar in his hands and he ignites in flames, showing what Izuku means by that. The other ohh and ahh in amazement. Once he sees the flame in the other boys palm Peppermint gets curious, but dismisses it swiftly.
"Once a stalk is grown it can be pulled out. The quirk and personality of the one pulling influences the resulting Pikmin. As you said Caesar resembles Kacchan, Susume resembles my Mom." The class turns to the Blue giant, which waves at them cheerfully and they wave back. "Rocky is special case as I pulled him out myself, I think it affected his mental capabilities, but it could also be because of the shock of the situation. Domo was created by Ida on accident as he ran into me while I was trying to pull him out."
Ida points at himself and looks down at the Yellow bastard in shock. A boy with blonde hair and black accents in form of bolts claps him on the back. "You're already a Daddy! Haha" The blonde looks closer at the Pikmin stance and behaviour.
"Hey doesn't he act just like that one monster from that one series? What was its name? Cactua-Hmpf!" He could not continue as Izukus hand were on his mouth. "You shut your whore mouth! That is copyright!" They could not believe what came out of the gentle boys mouth, even Aizawa was looking shocked.
The blonde , name is Kaminari, shook himself free and shouted in disbelief. "Copyright!? Are you kidding me!? That on is called Rocky! That one Caesar! And what is its name?" He points at the bottle on Izukus hip where he could see eyes and feeler floating in slime. "His name is Dio." Izuku says not understanding the problem.
"Reaaaaally~?" Kaminaris eyes were half lidded and a corner of his mouth was up, his whole expression screamed 'Dude, seriously?'. Izuku didn't get it and Kaminari decided it was not worth it.
The class knew about the source of Izukus fame so they could easily guess what the source of the Pikmin in the bottle was. But now they had a new interest. A girl with pink skin and horns waved her arm in the air.
"Oh oh! Does that mean we can create new Pikmin right now!? What happens if I spray some acid on you?" She held up her hand that shone wetly in the sun.
Izuku was torn, on the one hand a new pikmin and doing a cute girl a favor. On the other was certain excruciating pain and possible . She's really cute though.
Izuku was still trying to get to a decision, not knowing that she could change the acidity of her acid when the others in the group started intervening. "Wait a minute! Why should you do it!? We could use my quirk! My beautiful quirk would create something magnifique!" Blonde french dude boasted of himself.
"What about mine!?" Uraraka piped in and soon they were all shouting and arguing for their own quirk and Izuku stood to the side unsure what to do.
"ENOUGH ALREADY!" The noise of the argument has exceeded Aizawas tolerance level, he glared into the crowd with red eyes. Izuku immediately flinches back and scratches his itching head. '!?' His itching head? But more importantly-
"You're Eraserhead!" He gasps. He should have recognized him sooner by his dress and 'scarf', but to be fair he is a Underground hero for a reason.
"I'm surprised you recognize me. And you stop making a ruckus! using my quirk is killer on my eyes." He pulls out a vial of eyedrops.
The knowledge that he would rather avoid using his quirk does mot make the question easier, but Izuku musters his courage.
"uhm Sensei?" He asks timidly, the others turning to him in surprise, what could he want?
"What is it?" Comes the tired answer.
" uhm... you know... I wondered... if you would not mind of course! How to say..." Izuku was mumbling about and not making sense. Aizawa seemed to understand though as he sighed heavily and seemed to ask god what he did to deserve this, but still turned to Izuku.
"You got a reaction when i used my quirk, am I right?" he asks.
The other students gasp in shock and excitement. Could it be? Please let it be!
"Y-YES!" Izuku was relieved that he understood and seemed willing to go along. Another deeper sigh, Aizawa was rapidly running out of fucks.
"Fine. What should I do? Should I use my quirk again?" He already pulls out the eyedrops.
"Just for a bit! Though i wonder why it grows... your quirk cancels other quirks after all." Izuku wonders, the other students who did not know about Eraserhead gasp in astonishment and admit to themself that thats the perfect quirk for a teacher. The smarter ones at least. the others just thought it was awesome.
Eraserhead pins izuku in place with another red glare and even though his head itches and his quirk is unaffected by him, he was still frozen solid by the stare.
The itching reches intolerable levels and he gives Aizawa a signal, the stare cuts off and more eyedrops are used.
"And now? As far as i understand it doesn't have to be me to pull it out." Aizawa drones. As far as he is concerned he had done enough for today. Izuku fidgets again when he notices his teachers reluctance.
"I-It would still be best if you would pull it out. I-I-If you don't m-mind that is!" He stammers. With another DEEEP sigh straight from his soul Aizawa gathers the last particles of will and fucks and staggers over, the caffeine from his juice pack long since spent, maybe he shouldn't have gone on patrol till 5 AM on a school day.
With bone deep exhaustion he grips the stalk and goes to pull when-
"AH ONE MOMENT!" A panicking Izuku turns to the curious crowd and opens his mouth. Nothing comes out and he turns red as an apple. He closes his eyes and forces himself to speak, Katsuki in the background was grinning like a shark. "there is a side effect so to speak. Nothing serious! But I can't help the shout. IT'S NOT WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE ALRIGHT!?" With that cryptic message he gives a now thoroughly exasperated Aizawa the signal to continue.
'I need a raise, a coffee or a gun, maybe all three.' is the last thought in Aizawa's head before he pulls.
*POP* "Aaaahhhhhnnn~" A moany shout comes out of a humiliated shamefaced Izukus mouth and the boys in the crowd can't help a laugh and the girls blush in response.
'That's what he meant!' They all think at the same time.
The noise of something landing on the ground draws everyone's focus.
"He's so cute!" "He looks just like Sensei!" " He looks like he'll jump of the next building."
The opinions differ, but they all agree that it was definitely Aizawa's Pikmin.
It was completely white with red tired eyes and black shaggy hair. His feeler was extremely long and wound around his head just like Eraserheads scarf. It slumped on the ground and did not move. Izuku runs over concerned that something happened, but he was only sleeping.
'Lucky bastard!' Aizawa thinks as he watches his mini-me sleep.
The students gush about the new member, but soon they demand that Izuku name him.
"n-Name him? I-I'm not good with naming on the spot! i always think of them later." He tries to get them to calm down.
"You should name him Gonzales!" Uraraka declares with a raised fist.
"G-Gonzales!?" A bit strange, but it was too late the class already took over the name and began to chant it. Izuku looks down at the sleeping Pikmin. "Well Gonzales it is."
It was a productive day.