The Warper News Network (the series)

December 2020

(Cues: Z-TV Techno Song)

The logo flashes with three letters, "WNN", the Warper News Network. WNN is one of the three major news networks among reality warpers.

"WNN, the place that's not fake-conservative Fox, idiotically liberal MSNBC, questionably crazy like CNN, and more classy than Nude News Network. We're the Warper News Network bringing you our neutral outlook! Introducing your anchors in the bunker, Beerus and Whis." The announcer said as the camera shows the studio as the two were sitting at anchor's desk.

"Ok, it's the end of the year. I may have been wrong about my earlier statements last month about the election. Not like it matters seeing we're screwed either way." Beerus admitted. "But let's talk about DC."

Laughter could be heard from off-camera.

"My lord, what's there to talk about. That 'I Am NOT Starfire' is an idea buried in the identity politics instead of actually telling a good story." Whis mused.

"Why is it that Western comic book writers seem to hate the characters made?" Goku asked off-screen.

"This is why anime and manga have been kicking the West's teeth in. It's like they haven't learned anything." Vegeta said off-screen.

"Some of them have. Western animation is improving…" Whis said hopefully.

"Ugh, this year. In warper news, the secret organization known as Cobalt has underwent a purge to flush out a splinter cell group. Apparently, the organization meant to be the Black Ops for warper society made some dumb decisions in hiring. We reached Director Trunks for comment to which he states that 'Cobalt deeply regrets it's failure for directing the splinter cell within our midst. We were working in tandem with the Order of Reality to deal with the fallout'." Beerus remarked.

"And we're getting a new show from Mirai Studios as a last gift for 2020. Coming soon, Our Anti-Hero Academia. From the madcap teams from The Geist Within, The Outsider's Insurrection, and Maelstrom of Stardew brings you a My Hero Academia story with goes PLUS ULTRA! OUR ANTI-HERO ACADEMIA! Coming this month." Whis said plugging in the ad. "Now…allow me to step out and for Vados to step in."

He teleported out of the chair as Vados teleported in.

"Yes, thank you brother. Now, on other matters, the cult is still active with efforts to combat it on the rise. Surprisingly, allies of the cults are now turning against them. The Big Mom Pirates that they sponsored to become warpers has been attacking several outposts on other planets. Suppliers are seemingly dwindling." Vado mused.

"I wonder if Anime Confessions will start up a fourth season….maybe we'll get another new series." Beerus mused to himself.

The news crew all shared a tired yet relived sigh. They had survived. Sure, the year was long and painful, but it was soon to be over. Hope for a new and better year was on the horizon.

"Well, here's to 2021. The New 20's is upon us, and it'll be a better decade." Beerus said raising his mug before taking a hearty sip. "Hopefully."

"By the way, Rise of the TMNT was cancelled." Sharpner, the cameraman, said.

Beerus flung the cup at his head in anger.

"I told those idiots making a new TMNT right after the 2012 one was a dumb move." Beerus said frustrated.

"Sad thing is…the show was pretty good. Could have been better, but it wasn't awful. April's design should have ditched the glasses though. Maybe they'll end up on Netflix." Vados said hopefully.

"…The same Netflix that decided Cuties was a good idea. Yeah, screw this. I'm done." Beerus said getting up and leaving.

SLAM! They could hear the door slam.

"Well, have a happy Christmas, Hanukkah, and beyond. This is Warper News Network marking the end of 2020!" Vados said waving goodbye.

(A/N: Man, what a year. But yes, I am producing a new story of My Hero Academia. It'll be nuts. Our Anti-Hero Academia is coming out soon with plenty of chapters to its name on launch. Let's just hope 2021 will get better.)