2Hello, everyone, this is IndigoWerewolf with the latest chapter of Adult Swim Sexy Truth or Dare! With any luck, this will be posted on Halloween, so get ready for some spoopy truths, dares, and lemons! I do not own any of the shows portrayed in this story, let's read!
Indigo read over their computer screen. They toggled a few switches and turned a dial on their console. A boom of thunder went through the room, waking all of its occupants. Lois, Meg, Bonnie, Donna, Francine, Hayley, Marge, Lisa, Leela, Amy, LaBarbara, Beth, and Linda all scrambled out of bed.
"What the hell?" Linda said.
"Good morning, everyone!" Indigo said.
"Why on earth did you wake us up like that?" Beth said.
"Because it's Halloween!" The lights flickered. When they came back on, pumpkin and bat decorations were on the walls. Plastic candy buckets of all shapes and sizes, without candy, were scattered around the room. "That means that everything in this chapter is going to be spoopy! There's not much I can do about the truths to be honest, but I'll do my best to spoopify the dares and sex dares for this chapter. But before all that, we have a brand new character to add!"
"So who is it?" Meg said.
"I'm glad you asked, Meg," Indigo said. "This character will give us another mother-daughter pair to add to our roster. Please welcome Miss Roberta Tubbs!"
Roberta dropped through a portal. "Whoa!"
"Welcome to the story, Roberta! I am IndigoWerewolf and this is Adult Swim Sexy Truth or Dare, an erotic fan fiction story written by me for the pleasure of readers on the internet. You have been selected to be a permanent character, at least until we stop getting sex dares and the story ends. I can control your body if you refuse to answer a dare or perform a truth, so I don't advise doing that."
Roberta smiled. "So from the sound of it, I don't have to go to school and I'll get to have a bunch of sex. Do I have that right?"
"Yup."
"Then bring it on."
Indigo said, "Glad to hear! A quick adjustment…" They typed on their keyboard. Roberta grew a couple inches in height, her hair lengthened, and her breasts and ass grew. "Now, before we get into the story, I forgot to mention the oven mitt reference. It's from Total Drama and no one got it. Without any further ado, it's time to get to the truths! The first is from a reader. Meg, if you had the choice, which girl would you choose to keep in touch with after the show?"
Meg hummed and looked over all the women. "If I had to choose… I guess Hayley, since we relate to each other a lot and we're the closest in age."
"You relate to each other?"
"Yeah. We both have crappy dads and we like all the same things."
"How do you know so much about each other?"
Amy said, "We talk to each other while you're writing the dares and sex scenes we're not involved in."
"We don't have much else to do," LaBarbara said.
Indigo shrugged. "Yeah, that makes sense. Anyway, truth complete and all that." A ding went through the room. "Now this is a group truth from another reader. How does everyone feel about the church?"
Lois said, "It's always been a part of my life, and although I've had a couple of bad experiences from it like when they thought Stewie was possessed, I still enjoy it and I'd like to go more often."
Meg said, "I've never really thought about it since I've been going my whole life, but it's okay I guess."
Bonnie said, "I have mixed feelings about the church. With Joe's accident and his insurance denying the procedure that could have helped him walk again, and Kevin's mental problems, I've gone through a lot in life and I don't understand why."
Donna said, "I'm a black woman living in the American south. Church is just something you do."
Roberta said, "What she said."
Francine said, "The church was a big part of what helped me calm down and get sober from my younger years. And especially after marrying Stan, it's become a huge part of my life. I can't imagine my life without it."
Hayley crossed her arms. "I can't say that I care for it."
A buzz went through the room. Indigo said, "Remember, Hayley, you have to tell the whole truth, even if it's a truth you don't know. Think hard."
Hayley grumbled. She paused for a few moments. "I guess I never got to form my own opinion on it. It's just been something I've always had to do. My dad always crams it down my throat all the time, and I've always tried to be against everything he's for. So… I don't know how I feel about it."
A ding went through the room. "That's better. Next!" Indigo said.
Marge said, "I like the church. I just wish it wasn't such a big ordeal getting Homer to go."
Lisa said, "I like it, but I don't like the way Dad complains and is in a bad mood the whole day."
Leela said, "I've never been too involved in the church. I grew up in what was basically a prison, and it's hard to believe in a higher power that loves you unconditionally after that."
Amy said, "I've never been so I don't really know."
LaBarbara said, "My family and I are Rastafarian, so we don't go to a church."
Beth said, "My family doesn't go either."
Linda said, "Same."
A ding went through the room. Indigo said, "And the truth is complete! Last one, for everyone. What instrument would you want to learn to play? For those of you who already know an instrument, pick another one."
Lois said, "I already know how to play the piano, but I'd like to learn how to play the harp."
Meg said, "I'm pretty good at the saxophone, but I never really took any lessons or officially learned how to play it, so I'd say that."
Bonnie said, "Spanish guitar."
Donna said, "I'm already an expert at the recorder, but I'd like to learn the flute."
Roberta said, "The keyboard."
Francine said, "The guitar."
Hayley said, "The mandala."
Marge said, "The saxophone, so Lisa and I could play together."
Lisa said, "I'm already good at the saxophone, but I want to learn the tuba."
Leela said, "The holophoner."
Amy said, "Same."
LaBarbara said, "The bassoon."
Beth said, "The electric guitar."
Linda said, "The saxophone, so I can play jazz!"
A ding went through the room. "And the truths are complete!" Indigo said. "Next up are the dares! The first is from a reader for Leela. You get to beat up Zapp Brannigan until he's crying for his mother."
Leela grinned broadly and punched her palm. "Bring it on."
Zapp Brannigan fell out of a portal. He looked all around and smirked. "Well, hello, ladies."
"Go get him, Leela!" Indigo said.
Leela growled and tackled him. She beat him mercilessly, punching him in the face and kicking him in the sides as he screamed and cried on the ground. She delivered a pile driver into his stomach or back several times. Bruises formed on his skin, his lip split, and one of his eyes blackened. "Uncle! Uncle!" he said.
Leela took a step back and kicked him square in the crotch, making him wheeze and cross his eyes. He sobbed as she picked him up by the ankle and slammed him into the ground. She picked up a chair and broke it over his head. Blood ran down his face.
Zapp wailed. "Mommy! Mommy!"
A ding went through the room. "And that does it!" Indigo said. "Zapp Brannigan has cried for his mother, so the dare is over." Zapp fell through a portal. "So how was it, Leela?"
Leela had a broad grin on her face. "Honestly, that made this whole thing worth it."
"Glad you think so. Now it's time for the next dare!" Indigo read off of their screen. "This next dare is from the same reader. Three of you are going through a haunted house set up by the rest!"
"So who's doing it?" Lois said.
"For that, I'm actually going to repurpose the Wheels of Sex!"
The Wheels of Sex appeared on the wall. All of them had the character's faces on them. One after another, they all started spinning. Everyone watched them as they lit up and clicked. The first wheel landed on Lois' face. The second landed on Francine's. The third landed on Beth's.
"Crap," Beth said.
The Wheels disappeared. Indigo said, "And it looks like Lois, Francine, and Beth are going through the haunted house! Everyone else will set it up!" Blindfolds appeared on Lois, Francine, and Beth's faces. A mountain of building materials and props fell out of a portal. The room lengthened to twice its original length. "Everyone but Lois, Francine, and Beth, go nuts!"
All of the characters aside from Lois, Francine, and Beth grabbed some tools and materials. Over the course of a few hours, they built a haunted house that wound across the new length of the room. It was shabby and cheesy.
Indigo said, "Well… That's not great."
Meg crossed her arms. "You want to try and make a better one?"
"Good idea!" Indigo pulled a lever on their console. A bolt of lightning struck the haunted house, and it was suddenly much better. The construction was solid and everything looked absolutely terrifying.
"Holy crap," Marge said.
"Holy crap is right. All of you are in it, too, so go ahead and take your places!"
All of them went into the haunted house and found a room or a spot to hide. "Are we going in now?" Beth said.
"No," Indigo said, "It's time for one more adjustment!" They flipped a switch. Another bolt of lightning struck the haunted house. All of the women in the haunted house screamed. Their bodies twisted. Some of them turned into monsters and others changed clothes. "As an added twist, everything in the house will be real! Let's see if you can survive!"
Lois, Francine, and Beth's blindfolds all disappeared. They went to the entrance of the house. The door creaked open slowly, revealing a dilapidated hallway lit only by a flickering lightbulb. They exchanged looks before entering.
The three of them walked down the hallway slowly. Thumps, shrieks, and screams came from deeper in the house. They stayed close together, trembling, as they walked. It was only a minute before they reached the first room. It was designed to look like a bedroom in a mental hospital. Linda was lying motionless on the bed. Her eyes were pure white and she wore a medical gown.
"What now?" Beth said.
Linda shot up in the bed. An unholy screech came from her mouth. She slammed back, convulsing and thrashing. The bed shook. She levitated off the bed slowly until she was a good four feet in the air. Her head spun around and she vomited bright green liquid.
Lois, Francine, and Beth screamed. "Over there! Go for the door!" Francine said.
They scrambled for a door at the far end of the room. Linda's head stopped turning and she fell back onto the bed. Her head turned one-hundred and eighty degrees. She crab-walked after the three, screeching. Beth slammed the door in her face just before she would have gotten to them.
All three of them panted. "Holy fuck that was close," Beth said.
"Do you think they were serious, about us being able to die in here?" Lois said.
Francine said, "Well, even if we do, they'll just revive us again, right?"
"It'd still hurt," Beth said. "Let's just try and get through this."
They walked down the hallway again, keeping their breathing even. They soon came across another door. None of them moved to open it for a few moments. Beth shakily turned the knob.
On the other side was a stretch of forest. Trees and shrubbery surrounded them. Rough grass was beneath their feet. "How?" Lois said.
They took a few steps forward. The greenery around them rustled. The three of them looked all around. Snarls and growls echoed through the room. To their right, the bushes parted.
"Let's get the fuck out of here!" Francine said.
They all ran for the door at the far side of the room. A black blur shot after them. Hayley, covered with fur and sporting a long tail and pointed ears, chased them across the room. She stayed hot on their heels as they sprinted for their lives.
Hayley closed the distance between them rapidly. She pounced on Lois, dragging her to the ground and clamping her jaws around her leg. Lois screamed and kicked at her face as she struggled to get away. Hayley tore at her leg viciously, sending blood everywhere.
Francine ran over and kicked Hayley away. She pulled Lois to her feet and helped her to the exit. Hayley snarled behind them.
Lois groaned as she sat heavily against the wall. Her leg was torn up and bleeding heavily. "Shit. My leg."
"Hang on," Beth said. She tore Lois' pant leg off and used it to bind the wounds. "Okay, how's that?"
Lois grunted and stood up. "It'll have to do. Come on, let's get this over with."
They walked down the hallway again, Lois limping. This one seemed even more dilapidated and worn-down than the last two. When they reached the next door, they all paused before Francine opened it.
The third room was a lakeside with a cabin to their left. They slowly walked over to it, but it was locked. The lake bubbled behind them. Meg, a hockey mask on her face and a machete in her hand, walked out of the water. Her skin was gray.
The three screamed. "Over there!" Beth said. She pointed to a door on the other end of the lakeshore.
Meg advanced on them as they ran around her towards the door. Lois limped behind the other two. Silently, Meg walked towards them, somehow gaining on them as they sprinted away from her. Lois screamed when Meg slashed her across the arm with her machete. "Damn it!"
Beth picked up an oar and broke it over Meg's head. She didn't flinch. Beth cursed as Meg slashed her across the stomach. Francine picked up a pocket knife half-buried in the sand and stabbed Meg in the neck. Meg stopped in place.
"Let's go!" Francine said.
They all ran for the door. Meg yanked the knife out of her neck before following them. They were able to successfully slam the door on her just as she was slashing at them again.
The three of them panted. Lois clutched her arm and Beth pressed on the slash on her stomach. "Shit," Lois said.
Beth tore the lower half of her shirt off and bound her stomach with it before ripping off Lois' sleeve and using it to wrap her arm. After a moment, they all walked down the hallway again. This time, Francine opened the door right away.
On the other side was a creepy laboratory. Beakers and test tubes of smoking multicolored liquid sat on shelves. Research notes were haphazardly stacked on tables. A tesla coil stood tall above a table with a lumpy white sheet on it.
"Where's the door?" Beth said.
Francine pointed to the far wall. "Over there."
They crept slowly towards the door. Before they had taken more than a few steps, the tesla coil it up. Electricity surged from it to the sheet, showing an outline of a human form. After a moment, the electricity died down and left the sheet smoking.
A twitch came from below the sheet. It was lifted up with the figure below it, falling away. Marge, her skin stitched together and two bolts in her neck, groaned. She stood up stiffly, looking to Lois, Francine, and Beth. She shouted and stood up, stiffly walking towards them with her arms outstretched.
They all screamed and bolted for the door. Marge ran after them. With a swing of one of her arms, she sent Francine flying into the far well. She hit the wall with an audible snap and stood up cradling her arm. They all shut the door on Marge.
Francine hissed. "I think my arm is broken."
Beth inspected her arm. "Yeah, it is. Here." She tore the hem of Francine's dress off and used it as a sling for her arm. "That's about all I can do for now. Come on, we need to keep going."
They walked down the hall again. It was definitely getting more dilapidated. Mold was growing on the walls. The floorboards creaked underneath their feet.
When they went through the next door, they found a sand-filled Egyptian tomb on the other side. A sarcophagus sat in the middle of the room and gold treasures glittered all over. Hieroglyphs covered the walls. Scarab beetles scuttled around occasionally.
Beth pointed to the far wall of the tomb. "There's the door."
No sooner than she spoke did the lid of the sarcophagus slide sideways. It fell to the ground and a wrapped hand clutched the edge. LaBarbara, with dry, leathery skin and wrapped in white gauze, climbed out. She groaned as she looked to the three.
"Run!" Francine said.
They all ran for the door. LaBarbara shambled after them. Her gauze dragged on the ground as she moved to cut the three of them off from the door. Beth smacked right into her. LaBarbara grabbed her upper arms and started dragging her to the sarcophagus. The gauze slithered up her arms as Beth struggled to get away from her.
Lois grabbed a gold jug and hit LaBarbara in the head with it until she let go of Beth. She tore the gauze off of her arms and they all ran to the door.
They panted in the hallway. Lois said, "Are you okay, Beth?"
Beth nodded. "Yeah, I think so. Shit, that was close."
"Come on, we need to keep moving," Francine said.
They all set off down the hallway again. Cobwebs littered the walls now. Skittering could be heard all around them.
On the other side of the next door was a graveyard. Headstones with faded lettering on them were in rows all around. A paved path wound around them. A mist filled the air. The edges of the room couldn't be seen.
"What do you think this one is going to be?" Lois said.
"I don't want to stick around and find out," Beth said. "Let's just find the door."
The three of them walked down the path. Their eyes were constantly looking from one headstone to the next. They were careful not to step off of the path. Blood from their injuries formed a trail behind them.
After a minute, they came to a headstone standing alone. A tree stood behind it. After exchanging looks, they went up to it. The name on it read Bonnie Swanson.
A green hand burst out of the ground below them and grabbed Lois' ankle. They all screamed. The dirt crumbled around them and Bonnie emerged. She was rotting and green and covered in dirt. Her eyes were milky white.
Lois kicked at Bonnie's face, but she gave no reaction. Bonnie bit down on Lois' ankle. Green immediately started spreading over Lois' skin.
Lois took a few steps back, groaning. Bonnie climbed out of the ground. Beth and Francine backed away from them as the green spread up Lois' body. When it reached her head, she relaxed and groaned. Her eyes turned white.
Bonnie and Lois stumbled towards Beth and Francine. The two blondes ran away down the path from the shambling pair. The zombies kept pace with them as they tried to get away from them.
"Look! The door!" Francine said.
The door was at the end of the path. Lois lunged forward and grabbed Beth's arm. Francine kicked her arm off and they slammed the door shut on them.
Francine and Beth panted. "Lois is dead," Francine said.
Beth said, "Well, there's nothing we can do about it. Come on, we need to keep going."
They walked down the hallway. The cobwebs were bigger now and hairline cracks were spread across the walls. The next door was grimy and filthy.
On the other side of the door was a swamp. Mangrove trees were all around them and the floor was covered with a foot of scummy water. Splashes from aquatic creatures could be heard occasionally.
"Let's try and make this one quick," Beth said.
They waded through the water. Their shoes pulled at the mud. Their hair became frizzy from the humidity.
A scaly spine breached the water next to them. Francine stepped back. "What the hell was that?"
"Let's try not to find out," Beth said.
They hurried through the water. Bubbles frothed behind them. Lisa, covered in green scales and with yellow eyes with vertically slit pupils, breached the surface. She growled as she swam after them, moving through the water with ease and far outpacing them.
She caught up with them in seconds. Francine screamed as she slashed her across the back. Beth kicked her in the face, but only got a bite on the leg for her troubles. Lisa clawed Francine across the leg and bit Beth in the side before Francine picked up a fallen branch and jabbed her in the eye with it. Lisa screeched as she retreated, clutching her face.
"Run!" Francine said.
They waded through the water as fast as they could. Lisa growled and jumped into the trees. She jumped from branch to branch as she followed the two, keeping pace with them easily. "The exit's right there!" Beth said.
A door was in the middle of a mangrove tree. They reached it and slammed it in Lisa's face just as she pounced on them from the trees.
They panted in the hallway. Blood dripped from their injuries. "Holy shit," Francine said, "that one was bad."
Beth nodded. "Yeah. Come here, let me see if I can do anything." She ripped off both of her sleeves and pant legs to wrap all of their slashes and bite marks, including fixing the existing wrap on her stomach.
They walked down the hallway again. Bigger cracks were on the walls and pieces of them were missing. Red eyes could be seen through the gaps.
The next room was a maze of pipes venting steam with a metal walkway going through it. Creepy music was coming from an unknown source.
"Oh, fuck me," Francine said.
There was a crackling sound. "If you're lucky, that'll come later! Hey-oh!" Indigo said. They laughed. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I know this is supposed to be spooky, but I couldn't help myself." They laughed again.
Francine and Beth gave the middle finger to the ceiling. They slowly walked down the walkway, their injuries making it difficult to move quickly. They stopped or crouched down sometimes to avoid jets of steam. As they walked, a clanking sound could be heard. Scraping and footsteps echoed in their ears.
When they turned a corner, they found Donna standing in the middle of the walkway. Her skin was burned. She wore a fedora and a brown-and-red striped sweater. A glove with long blades on the fingers was on her right hand.
Donna grinned widely. She ran towards Francine and Beth, who screamed and backpedaled. They ran back down the walkway with Donna in pursuit, the three of them each running as fast as they could.
Francine looked behind her. Donna wasn't following them anymore. "She's gone!"
When she looked back, Donna was in front of them now. She stabbed Francine in the stomach with her bladed hand and slashed upwards. Blood sprayed all over. Francine fell back, motionless.
Beth ran away. Donna laughed as she chased her through the maze of pipes. The two both ran, turning corners and doubling back when Donna suddenly appeared in front of Beth. After a minute, Beth saw the door. She picked up speed, sprinting away from Donna. She reached the door and flung it open. She slammed it shut on Donna just as she scored her claws across it.
Beth slid down the wall. She panted heavily and tried to catch her breath. "Fuck. Fuck, I'm the last one." She took a deep breath. "Okay. Just have to keep going. It'll be over soon." She got up and walked down the hallway. Loose wires sparked from gaps in the walls.
The next room was the foyer of a Gothic manor. A black coffin was in the middle of the room. Beth looked around and saw the exit door on the other side of the room. She swallowed and crept towards it, trying not to make any noise.
When she reached the middle of the room, the coffin opened. Amy, wearing a floor-length blood red dress with a plunging neckline and a spiked hem, emerged from it, going straight from lying down to a standing position.
Beth bolted for the door. Amy flew through the air towards her. She opened her mouth, revealing needle-sharp canine fangs, and hissed. She landed in front of Beth and lunged for her neck, scraping her fangs against her skin, but missed. Beth punched her in the face and ran around her.
With a puff of smoke, Amy turned into a bat. She flew into Beth's hair. The blonde ran her hands all through her hair to try and get her out. She finally got a hold of her and kicked her through the air before running through the door.
Beth groaned. "Almost done. Two more." She walked down the hallway again. It was dusty and there were more gaps than wall now. Silhouettes could be seen through them.
The next door was a dark living room. The exit door was the one that would normally lead to the kitchen. Beth looked around and ran for it.
Roberta, with carrot-orange hair, a stitched-up face, wearing overalls and a white-and-red striped shirt and carrying a knife, dropped from the ceiling in front of her. She laughed maniacally as she slashed her across the cheek. Beth backed away as Roberta stabbed and slashed, trying to cut her with her knife.
Beth backed into the couch. Roberta held the knife overhand to stab it down at her. Beth moved to the side and let it hit the couch. She ran for the door again.
Roberta yanked her knife out of the couch and threw it at Beth. It hit her in the shoulder just before she managed to close the door.
Beth fell to her knees, groaning. She yanked the knife out of her shoulder and it disappeared. She hissed as she felt the wound. "Not enough cloth for any more bandaging. Just have to bear it."
She walked down the hallway again. There was no more walls, only wooden frames. The monster characters all jumped out at her, lunging but never touching her as she walked down the hall. Zombie Lois and dead Francine were in cages suspended from the ceiling at the end.
Beth left the hall and entered the last room, a suburban street. Houses were on either side and streetlights lined the sidewalks. She took a deep breath. "Last one. This is the last one." She walked down the street.
As Beth walked, she saw a figure standing in the middle of the street. When she got close enough, she could see that it was Leela, wearing a white mask and a blue jumpsuit and holding a knife. She raised the knife and walked towards her steadily.
Beth frowned. She feinted left before running to the right, trying to dodge Leela. It didn't work. Leela slashed her knife across Beth's chest, making her grunt and stumble. Beth ran as fast as she could towards the door, but Leela was literally one step behind her.
The door got closer and closer. Beth panted. Sweat dripped down her face. She reached out a hand, but Leela slashed her across the back and sent her to the ground. Her knife stabbed into Beth's stomach.
Beth grit her teeth. She grabbed Leela's hand around the handle and slowly pulled it out of her stomach. With a roar, she stabbed the knife into Leela's chest. She stood up and pushed her, barely moving her an inch, before bolting for the door again.
Leela caught her hand just as she would have gone through the door. Beth struggled to get away from her as she dug the knife into her side and twisted. Tears ran down Beth's face. She punched Leela in the nose to no effect. Leela moved to stab Beth in the neck, but she ducked. Beth grabbed Leela's hand again and stabbed her in the forehead. Leela let go of Beth's hand. The blonde ran through the door.
On the other side was the normal room. A ding sounded out. "And Beth just barely survives!" Indigo said. "The dare is complete!"
Beth's injuries healed and her clothes were fixed. Everyone else dropped through portals. The room shrunk and the haunted house disappeared.
"You have anything else you want to throw at us?" Meg said.
"I'm glad you asked, Meg," Indigo said. "Because I do! We have two more dares from readers, but since we got more than three, that's all I'll do. And then we have a special surprise! For the dare, everyone has to wear slutty costumes and have a Springfield-style adult Halloween party!"
Marge groaned. "Those parties always get out of control."
Lisa said, "I've never been to one of those before. I wonder what it's like."
"So do I," Indigo said. "It was only featured briefly in one episode of The Simpsons, and even then, it was just a song. It was light on details. So you guys are going to get drunk, dance in slutty costumes, and party hardy!" They flipped a switch on their console.
All the lights turned out. When they came back on, the room had been reformed into the streets of Springfield. All the characters were wearing costumes. Meg was wearing her slutty cat costume from Halloween on Spooner Street, Lois was wearing her Mystique costume from 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter, Bonnie was wearing her stripper outfit from Internal Affairs, Donna was wearing her hooker outfit from Escape From Goochland, Roberta wore her pink slutty costume from It's The Great Pancake Cleveland Brown Jr., Hayley wore her blonde outfit from Blonde Ambition, Francine wore the slutty judge outfit she would have worn in Best Little Horror House on Langley Falls, Marge wore her Mayan outfit from Simpsons Tapped Out, Lisa wore a slutty version of her Queen Helvetica costume from Simpsons Tapped Out, Leela wore her Butterfly Derby outfit from The Butterjunk Effect, Amy wore nothing but green body paint and an alien antenna headband, LaBarbara wore her slutty Planet Express uniform from Neutopia, Beth wore the slutty jean shorts and halter top from The Rickchurian Mortydate, and Linda wore a slutty version of her mermaid outfit from Full Bars.
Indigo said, "Okay, everyone, party time!"
Bottles of booze appeared in everyone's hands and in bushes and on tables in the street. They all looked to each other and shrugged before opening the bottles.
Over the next eight hours, all of them drank heavily, danced, played music from boom boxes that sat in the street, and got into trouble. They spray painted buildings and cars, climbed streetlights and used them as stripper poles, and broke windows. Pairs or trios of them ducked into secluded spots to make out or finger each other. After a long night of craziness, they passed out.
All of them came to with groans and sounds of pain. Their costumes were askew or missing. They had writing in marker on their bodies. All of their eyes were bloodshot.
"Holy fuck," Lisa said, "my head is killing me."
Marge groaned. "If you remember one thing from this story, let it be that feeling, Lisa. Never drink."
Indigo said, "How's everyone feeling?" They all gave them the middle finger. They chuckled. "Yeah, okay." They flipped a switch.
The room went back to normal. So did all of their clothes. Their eyes cleared up and they sighed in relief. All of them stood up slowly.
"That was wild," Meg said.
"Remind me to go to Springfield next Halloween," Lois said.
"So is everyone ready for the special surprise?" Indigo said.
"What is it?" Donna said.
"You might not have heard of it, but our readers most definitely will have! It's the newest indie game that's been sweeping the internet lately! It's Among Us!" Indigo said. "As a bonus normal/sexy dare, you'll all play a real-life game of Among Us." They pulled a lever on their console.
The entire room turned into the Skeld map from Among Us. They were in the Admin room. All of their clothes turned into skimpy bikinis. Lois' was light blue, Meg's was red, Bonnie's was purple, Donna's was dark blue, Roberta's was light green, Francine's was yellow, Hayley's was gray, Marge's was dark blue, Lisa's was orange, Leela's was white, Amy's was pink, LaBarbara's was dark green, Beth's was brown, and Linda's was tan.
Indigo said, "For those of you unaware, the rules go like this. There are usually up to ten players, but in our case we'll have fourteen. There are two kinds of players, Imposters and Crewmates. The Crewmates have tasks, which are little mini games. If the Crewmates finish all the tasks, they win. In order for the Imposters to win, they have to kill all the Crewmates. In order to kill them, they have to wait for their kill button to cool off after the start of the game and after each kill. But they have to do it without being discovered, because every time an Imposter kills a Crewmate, they leave behind a body. The Crewmates can report those bodies and call everyone in for a vote. During that vote, you can vote to kill off one of the players, but the vote won't succeed unless you have a majority. A player also has one Emergency Meeting per round, that they can use to force a vote without a body. The players can't talk to each other outside of votes. If you vote off all the Imposters, the Crewmates will win whether or not they've finished all the tasks. There's an option for you to be able to tell whether or not someone was an Imposter when you vote them off. That will be turned off. In order for the Imposters to win, they need to kill enough Crewmates so that there's an equal number of Crewmates and Imposters, or sabotage a part of the map successfully. The Imposters can also use vents to hop to other vents and travel across the map without the Crewmates seeing. The tasks are not visible to other players, so they can be faked." They sighed. "Okay, that's pretty much the gist. But since this is my story, all the tasks will be sexual!"
"So will this count as a sex dare, then?" Linda said.
"Nope. It's a bonus! We've still got three sex dares coming up. Now, all of you, you've got some tasks to do!"
HUDs appeared in all of their vision, showing their list of tasks, report, interact, and map buttons, and the task bar.
"But wait, which of us are the Imposters?" Bonnie said.
"The whole point of the game is to not know. All I will say is that there's three of them," Indigo said. "Now play!"
All of them paused for a few moments. They all left Admin and went their separate ways.
Meg went to the Cafeteria. When she opened her map, she saw where all of her tasks were. One was right by a table. She went over to it. A panel popped open to reveal a tangle of wires with nipple clamps on the ends.
Meg took two wires of the same color and clamped them onto her nipples over her bikini. She bit her lip and moaned as a small electric current ran through them. After a second, they popped off and fused together. She repeated the process three more times before the panel closed.
The map showed that the next closest task was in Storage. She went down, passing Roberta and Bonnie, and went up to the trash chute. When she opened it, there was a vibrator inside, already lubricated. She took it out and pulled her bikini bottom to the side. She moaned as she penetrated herself with it to the hilt. It turned on the moment it was inside of her.
Meg leaned back against the wall. The dildo in her pussy vibrated wildly, making her pant in pleasure. Her juices dripped to the floor. Her hips bucked as heat grew in her stomach. After a moment, she shuddered and moaned through an orgasm. The vibrator shut off and disappeared the moment it ended.
A buzz went through the room. Each of the women save Hayley suddenly found themselves sitting in chairs back in Admin. A screen on the wall showed all of their names and faces. Hayley's was crossed out.
All of them started clamoring and trying to get out of their chars. An air horn went through the room. Indigo said, "You're in a vote. Calm down and start trying to find out what happened."
All of them started talking at once. Beth shouted out, "I reported! I reported the body, let me talk!" Everyone quieted down. Beth sighed. "Okay. I found the body in O2. I… I don't know what else I'm supposed to say."
"Who did you see right before it, who was acting sus, stuff like that," Indigo said.
"Sus?"
"Suspicious."
Beth cleared her throat. "Okay. Um… I was in Navigation right before I found the body, and Linda was there too. She was just standing there."
Indigo said, "Again, you can't see when other Crewmates are doing tasks. So she might have been faking, but you have no way to be sure."
"Right. Uh, before that, I saw Francine going down from Cafeteria."
"What? Hayley's my daughter! I wouldn't kill her!" Francine said.
Everyone started talking over each other. Lois said, "Can I just say one thing?"
They all stopped talking. "What?" Leela said.
Lois pointed to Meg. "It was Meg."
"What?!" Meg said.
"Why do you think it's Meg?" Bonnie said.
"I just know," Lois said. "It's her, I'm voting now." She pressed the vote button on the table and an I Voted sticker appeared next to her face on the screen.
"What the hell, Mom?" Meg said.
"Shut up, Imposter!"
"I appreciate the comic relief, everyone, but you're on a time limit," Indigo said.
The countdown on the screen was at thirty and going down.
"Okay, okay, so Linda, where were you and what were you doing?" Amy said.
"We already know who it is, it's Meg," Lois said.
"It wasn't me!" Meg said. "I was in Storage, using a vibrator!"
"Can confirm, I saw her," Donna said.
"Okay, we're running out of time. Linda?" Beth said.
"I was in Medbay," Linda said.
"Five seconds," Francine said.
"All right, let's just skip. It's too early to vote someone off," Lisa said.
They all skipped. Lois' face appeared beside Meg's and all the others appeared under the Skip list. The chairs disappeared. All of them left Admin again.
Marge went down into Storage, then into Shields. A task in the corner required her to take sexy pictures of various parts of her body. A red light blinked and a camera lens zoomed in on her. She crouched on her knees, stuck her chest out, and stuck her tongue out slightly with a sultry look on her face. The camera flashed. She turned around and crouched on the balls of her feet with her bikini pulled to the side. She pulled her cheeks apart to expose her tight pucker. The camera flashed again.
Marge stood up and pulled her top down, holding up her juicy tits. The camera flashed again. She sat down and leaned back with her bottom down and two fingers in her snatch. The camera flashed again and the task was completed.
Marge fixed her clothes and went up to the big console in Weapons. The task there required her to striptease on camera. A red light turned on on the console and a video feed of her showed.
Marge tapped her feet slightly. She stretched languidly to a beat in her head as she swayed her body. She bent down, straightened back up, and turned in place slowly. She played with the strings of her bikini, pulling them away but not fully exposing herself. Marge danced and teased with her bikini for a few minutes before the camera shut off and the task was completed.
Marge sighed and went to Cafeteria. There she found half of a body, with a yellow bikini bottom. She gasped and immediately hit the report button.
All of the women were brought back to Admin. In addition to Hayley, Francine and Lisa were dead. Everyone started talking at once. Marge said, "Let me talk! I'm the one who reported!" All of them quieted down. Marge sighed. "Okay. I found Francine in Cafeteria. No one else was there. I came from Weapons and didn't pass anyone."
"I saw LaBarbara going into Cafeteria just a second ago," Leela said.
"LaBarbara? Do you want to explain that?" Bonnie said.
"It was Meg," Lois said. She voted for Meg.
"Mom, what the hell? It's not me!" Meg said.
"It's Meg, it's one-hundred percent Meg."
"Lois, we actually have a lead," Donna said. "Now, LaBarbara, where were you?"
"I was down in Medbay," LaBarbara said. "Roberta, you saw me there."
"Yeah, you were in Medbay when I went there, but I never saw you go in," Roberta said.
"Did anyone see LaBarbara go into Medbay?" Marge said.
Everyone answered in the negative. "That's super sus," Linda said.
"I think it's LaBarbara," Amy said. "I'm voting for her." She voted for LaBarbara.
Everyone agreed with her. They all voted for LaBarbara. LaBarbara skipped. The vote ended. LaBarbara dropped through a portal. Through a window, they could all see her floating through space. They all left Admin.
Linda went to Medbay and stood on the platform. A metallic tentacle shot out of it and pulled her bikini bottom to the side. She moaned as her cunt was penetrated. The metal appendage pumped into her wildly, making her eyes roll. Her legs trembled. She was fucked by the tentacle as it glowed with green light, her measurements showing up on a nearby screen. When they finished, she bit her lip and cried out in orgasm. The tentacle retracted and the task was completed.
Linda took a moment to recover before going to Upper Engine. Another task was in the corner. She went over to the spot it showed. A metallic cock sprouted out of the engine. The task said to suck it. She licked her lips.
Linda dropped to her knees and wrapped her mouth around the head of the fake penis. She licked it for a few moments before sliding her lips down the shaft. She bobbed her head on the metal cock. Some saliva dripped onto her tits as she sucked. She paused before taking it into her throat, her lips hitting the base with every stroke of her head. It throbbed as she continued to suck. After a moment, it pulsed and shot cum directly down her throat. She held herself in place as it ejaculated into her stomach until it was spent.
Linda carefully pulled herself off without letting any cum escape her mouth. She swallowed and licked her lips.
A buzz went through the room. Everyone was transported back to Admin again. Amy was dead. Lois had reported it. "It was Meg," she said. "I saw her, she killed Amy right in front of me. I'm voting for her." She voted for Meg.
"It was not me!" Meg said. "Leela and I have been together since the last vote!"
"It's true, she never left my sight," Leela said.
"So you think she's lying?" Linda said.
"She's definitely lying! You know what, I bet it's a self-report. I'm voting for her," Meg said. She voted for Lois.
Beth said, "So you're just voting for her right off the bat? That's super sus." She voted for Meg.
"She voted for me in the first two seconds!"
"Yeah, Beth, your vote was sus, I'm voting for you," Linda said. She voted for Beth.
Everyone voted. When it was over, Beth had five votes, Meg had two, and Lois had two. "What the fuck?" Beth said. She was ejected out into space.
Everyone left Admin. Leela went to Electrical. A two-part task was up in the corner. Two metal cocks, one with a lit-up yellow bar along the shaft and the other with a dim bar, were sticking straight up. As per the task's instructions, Leela took one in each hand and stroked them gently. The dim shaft's bar lit up at the base and slowly filled up as she jerked them both. The bar went up until it was full, at which point both dildos pulsed and shot fake cum all over Leela's hands. She took a quick detour to Medbay to repeat the process before going to Storage.
In Storage, there was another two-part task. A dildo hooked up to a tank full of cum was sticking up on a box. Leela pulled aside her bikini bottom and moaned as she sank down on it to the base. Immediately, it pulsed and shot cum inside of her. She bit her lip and shuddered as she was filled with hot jizz. Her taut stomach softened and inflated with the cum filling her body until she looked like she was nine months pregnant.
Slowly, she rose up off the dildo, keeping a hand over her cunt to prevent the cum from flowing out. She waddled out to Communications and sighed as she let the spunk out of her body into a dish in the corner. Her stomach shrunk until it had returned to its normal state. After a moment of rest, she went back to Storage to repeat the process.
There was a splat sound and Leela's legs were suddenly gone, replaced by a ghostly tail. The lower half of her body fell to the floor. A moment later, Donna rounded the corner and came across the body. She immediately hit the report button.
All of the women were transported to Admin. Immediately, Lois said, "It's Meg, we need to vote her off." She voted for Meg.
"Stop doing that!" Meg said.
Donna said, "Both of you shut up. Bonnie, do you want to explain why you just came out of Communications, where I found the body?"
"I just got there. The killer must have vented out," Bonnie said.
"There are no vents in Communications," Meg said.
"See, Meg knows where all the vents are. Vote her out," Lois said.
"Even if there was a vent, why didn't you report the body?" Donna said.
"I didn't see it," Bonnie said.
"Oh, bullshit," Linda said. She voted for Bonnie. Everyone else did the same. Bonnie voted for Meg.
Bonnie was ejected. All of the women left Admin. Roberta went over to Lower Engine. A task near the giant tank had a pink silicone vagina on the wall that she needed to eat out. She dropped to her knees and leaned in to kiss and lick the outer lips. They moistened as she parted the folds and dug her tongue as deep as she could inside. She licked and sucked on the rubber cunt until it pulsed around her tongue and leaked a stream of juices down Roberta's front. The task finished.
Roberta went down to Weapons. On the way there, an alarm blared and red light flashed all over the map. Her task list said that the oxygen would fail in one minute. She walked towards it, but it stopped when she was halfway there. She shrugged and went on her way to Weapons.
A task in the top said that she had to scissor a set of metallic legs with a pink silicone pussy. Roberta got her bikini out of the way and got into position between the fake legs. She moaned as the silicone lower lips touched her own vagina. She rocked her hips, grinding against it and feeling both of their juices run. Another alarm went off, but she didn't stop. She kept fucking the metal legs eagerly, pleasure rising in her body. She didn't even notice the alarm shutting off. After a minute, she squealed and came along with the rubber pussy, the task completing immediately after.
Roberta stood up and fixed her bikini. She walked on shaky legs to Admin, where her next task waited. But before she could do it, there was a buzz. She, Meg, and Lois were transported to their seats. Everyone else was dead.
"It was Meg!" Lois said. "She's been sabotaging the oxygen to lure people to O2 and then killing them! I'm voting now!" She voted for Meg.
"Roberta, it's not me," Meg said, "it's her! She was the one sabotaging! I'm voting for her." She voted for Lois.
Lois and Meg both argued back and forth for a few seconds. "Quiet!" Roberta said. The two of them stopped talking. "Lois, you've been accusing Meg all game. You got any proof?"
"Yeah, the big pile of bodies in O2," Lois said.
"I've been in Reactor doing tasks since the last vote!" Meg said.
"Yeah, I went down to Lower Engine after the vote, and I did see her in Reactor on my way back," Roberta said. "And Lois, when I was leaving Weapons, I did pass by you near O2."
"See! She's the Imposter!"
Lois said, "Are you seriously going to believe her over me?"
"Yes," Roberta said. "Especially since you ain't voted for anyone besides her the whole game." She voted for Lois. Lois was ejected.
The screen read Victory with all the Crewmates below it. Lois, Bonnie, and LaBarbara were the imposters. Roberta and Meg cheered and high-fived.
Indigo said, "And the bonus is complete!" A ding went through the room. It returned to normal, all the killed and ejected characters reappeared, and Roberta and Meg's clothes returned. "I think that went well. Any thoughts?"
Beth crossed her arms. "I got screwed back there! That vote was bullshit."
"Sorry, you were sus," Linda said.
Meg said, "Mom, what the hell was up with you constantly saying I was the Impostor?"
"I thought you were going to suss me out."
Indigo said, "I think that's enough. It's time for the sex dares!"
"So who's going to be in these ones?" Hayley said. "Can the rest of us maybe go to bed?"
"No! We have two dares submitted by readers and then one spin on the Wheels of Sex! Linda, you're up first!"
The door to the Lemon Room appeared in the wall. Linda sighed and went through. The inside looked like the Springfield police station. "So what am I doing here?" Linda said.
"The dare was for you to seduce the Springfield chief of police, Chief Wiggum, and for him to cover you at the end. I'm assuming that covering you means covering in semen. I'll see what I can do about that. Anyway, time to get Wiggum here! For the sake of the dare, he won't know he's in a fan fiction."
Linda's clothes transformed into a skimpy tube top and microskirt with fishnet stockings, high heels, and prominent makeup. Wiggum dropped through a portal. He grabbed her hand and pulled her over to the cell. "All right, lady, in the cell you go. Prostitution is a crime on Halloween just like every other day of the year," he said.
Linda frowned as he put her in the cell and locked the door. "I told ya already, I'm not a prostitute! It's a costume!"
Wiggum chuckled. "Yeah, and I'm Duff Man. Now just sit tight while I get the paperwork filled out." He sat at his desk and got a pen and some forms out.
Linda grabbed the bars of the cell. She stood there for a few moments before smirking. She stretched slowly, stretching her arms up as high as she could. Wiggum's eyes flickered over to her before returning to his work. Linda turned around and bent over, touching her toes as she sighed.
Wiggum frowned. "I know what you're doing and you need to stop it."
Linda had a sultry smile on her face. "I dunno what you're talkin' about. I'm just stretchin'."
She clasped her hands behind her back and thrust her chest out, taking a deep breath. Wiggum frowned deeper. Linda grabbed one ankle and raised it above her head, sighing deeply.
Wiggum growled and pushed away from his desk. He had a tent in his pants. "Just stop it already!"
Linda said, "Well, if you want me to stop, maybe you oughta come over here and make me."
Wiggum walked over to the cell. "Maybe I will."
Linda smirked. "And after ya make me stop, I'm free to go?"
"Fine. Now face the wall."
Linda turned her back Wiggum. He took a pair of handcuffs off of his belt and grabbed her wrists through the bars, locking her wrists together behind her back with the chain of the handcuffs securing her to the bar. "Hey! Whaddya doin'?" Linda said.
Wiggum pulled down his pants and took out his hard six-inch cock. "Quiet, convict!" He yanked her skirt up and her thong down, exposing her already-lubricated vagina and anus. He held her hip through the bars as he lined himself up with her pussy.
Linda grunted as she was penetrated. Wiggum thrust inside of her suddenly, bottoming out right away and pulling out only to thrust back in just as quickly. His hips collided with hers and the bars of the cell as he fucked her rapidly.
Linda moaned and groaned as Wiggum pumped into her. "Ya know, if ya wanted to get rough, you coulda just said so," she said. She bit her lip as a particularly hard thrust shoved her forward.
Wiggum gave no response as he used her cunt for his pleasure. His fingernails left crescent marks on her hips. He eagerly pounded into her, his cock plunging into her wet tight hole repeatedly. Her breath deepened and her cheeks turned red. Wiggum fucked her as hard as he could, driving himself into her pussy with enough force to rattle the bars.
Linda shuddered and let out a moan. She moved her hips back with Wiggum's, thrusting back into him as he pounded into her vigorously. "Oh yeah, officer. You like that? You like my pussy? You like this pussy?" she said.
Wiggum grunted. "You mean this pussy?" He gave a powerful thrust into her, making her gasp. "This dirty pussy that's probably had about fifty men in it tonight? How much do you charge for this hooker pussy?"
Linda groaned. "I don't charge anythin'! I told ya, I'm not a hooker!"
Wiggum scoffed. "Yeah, right."
Linda's eyes closed. She moaned as she was fucked harshly by the police officer. Her hands grabbed the bar she was cuffed to and she used it to drive her hips back into him. The two of them both each other as hard as they could, thrusting as her pussy constricted around his cock.
After a few moments, Wiggum groaned. His hands gripped Linda's hips tightly. His cock twitched wildly and he gave a few more deep thrusts into her before pulling out. He shot hot cum onto her ass and across her back, painting her skin with opaque semen. Linda's eyes were crossed as her cunt spasmed around nothing, orgasmic pleasure running through her body.
They both shuddered in orgasm for a minute before relaxing. Linda and Wiggum panted as afterglow filled their bodies. Linda's pussy dripped onto the floor and Wiggum's cum ran down her back and down her butt cheeks. "So, am I free to go?" Linda said.
Wiggum sighed. "Yeah, sure." He dropped through a portal.
A ding went through the room. "And the dare is complete!" Indigo said. "Linda, you know what to do."
Linda's handcuffs came undone and the cell door opened. She rubbed her wrists for a minute before leaving the Lemon Room. Her clothes went back to normal and the cum disappeared from her skin as she passed through the doorway.
"So what's next?" Hayley said. "You said that people submitted two dares, right?"
"That's right!" Indigo said. "And then we have a spin on the Wheels of Sex! But first for the second submitted dare. The reader wanted Leela, Amy, and LaBarbara to have vanilla sex with three female robots from your show, Angleyne of Bendless Love, Monique of All My Circuits, and Jezebel of Forty Percent Leadbelly. But since this is Halloween, it's going to be spoopy!"
"And how exactly is it going to be 'spoopy'?" Amy said.
"You'll see. For now, enter the Lemon Room, please."
Amy, Leela, and LaBarbara walked into the Lemon Room. The inside was a huge abandoned factory with cobwebs in the corner and derelict machinery and half-built robots all around. There were three paths leading out of the room they were in. "What is going on here?" Leela said.
"You'll see. Let the dare begin!"
Flashlights appeared in all of their hands. "This is the place," Amy said. She blinked. "Why did I just say that?"
"So this is where people have been hearing all those strange noises?" Leela said. She shook her head. "Hey, I'm doing it too."
LaBarbara said, "We should split up and take a look around to see if we can find out what's goin' on here." She tapped her palm against her face. "What the hell?"
Indigo said, "I'm giving you lines."
"Wait, so you're putting lines directly into our mouths right now?" Leela said. "That's creepy."
"Would you rather have scripts like in the rape fantasy last chapter?"
"No," they all said.
"Then stop complaining."
Amy said, "Fine." She paused. "Good idea, LaBarbara. I'll take the left hallway, Leela, you take the middle, and LaBarbara, you take the right. If we find anything, we'll shout." Each of them went down the indicated hallways.
Amy walked down her hallway slowly. Her flashlight beam was going all across the walls and floor. She kept a close eye out for anything that could be making loud noise or disturbing any machinery.
After a few minutes of walking, Amy came into a storage room. Robot parts were scattered around and something was covered with a tarp in one corner. She hummed to herself. "Could something in here be causing the noises?"
She went around inspecting everything and checking to see if anything was working. Eventually, she went up to the tarp-covered object. She pulled it off to reveal a robot woman with some damage and exposed wiring on different parts of her body. "Unit Monique active."
Amy's eyes widened. "Holy crap."
Monique's eyes lit up. "User detected. Would you like this unit to initiate the Yuri Love routine?"
Amy's cheeks turned red. "Yuri Love routine? What does that mean?"
"Exactly what it sounds like."
Amy bit her lip. "Um… Yes."
Monique's eyes flashed again. "Confirmed. Initiating Yuri Love routine."
The metal plates covering Monique's chest and butt retracted into her body to reveal soft gray silicone simulating tits, an ass, and a pussy that was parting and lubricating itself. Amy undressed until she was completely naked.
Monique laid Amy on the floor and kissed her. Although she had no lips, only a faceplate, she pressed it to Amy's mouth without hurting her. Amy kissed her back gently, moving her lips against the metal as her arms went around the robot's waist. Monique's hands stroked over Amy's skin, stimulating her erogenous zones and squeezing her tits and ass gently.
Amy moaned as her body was played with. She hugged Monique as the robot pet her all over. They kissed each other eagerly, Monique's faceplate glowing with every sound she made. Monique positioned their legs so that her knee was pressing between Amy's legs and Amy's was between hers.
They both moaned when Monique rocked her body. The two of them humped each other's legs gently. Synthetic and natural juices coated metal and skin. They rocked with each other slowly, kissing the whole time. They increased their pace gradually as their legs became more and more wet with their juices. Soon they were vigorously humping and moaning.
Amy moaned into Monique's faceplate. "Oh, fuck. Yes. Yes! Keep going! Harder!"
Monique's eyes flashed. "Affirmative. Increasing intensity." Her hips moved even faster, almost moving Amy across the floor with the intensity of her motions.
Amy's back arched. She moaned out loud into Monique's faceplate and humped Monique harder. They both bucked into each other as hard as they could, squirming in pleasure. Their juices coated their knees and running to the floor.
Amy peppered Monique's faceplate with kisses. Her eyes were half-lidded. She was panting in exertion and pleasure. "I-I'm close. I'm going to cum. I'm going to cum!"
Monique's hands groped Amy's tits. "Affirmative. Initiating orgasmic finisher." She lowered one hand to where Amy was humping her leg and used one finger to rub Amy's clit.
Amy's eyes rolled into the back of her head. She screamed into Monique's faceplate as her cunt pulsed and constricted. Her juices ran in rivulets down Monique's leg. Monique's eyes glowed and her juices squirted from her cunt. Her chassis shuddered.
The two of them kissed through their shared orgasm. After a moment, they relaxed and sighed. Monique's eyes flashed. She stood up and the plates on her body returned to normal. "Yuri Love routine completed. Shutting down." Her eyes dimmed.
Amy panted on the floor. "Holy crap… What the hell just happened?"
Leela walked down her hallway carefully. Her flashlight was held in a tight grip as she shined it on everything she could. Her boots sent heavy footsteps echoing down the hall.
After a minute, the hallway ended and she found herself in a production area with a conveyor belt going through it. An object covered by a tarp was at the end of it. "What is this?" she said.
She inspected all of the machinery, but none of it was in working order. She went up to the tarp and examined it carefully for a moment before pulling it off. Underneath was a yellow robot with blue overalls. There was a crack in one of its arms and wires were sticking out of its hair. "Whoa," Leela said.
The robot's eyes flashed and she stood up. "User detected. Unit Angylene online. Would you like this unit to initiate the Yuri Love routine?"
Leela coughed. "Uh, what is the Yuri Love routine?"
"Exactly what it sounds like."
Leela bit her lip. She hummed to herself for a moment before taking a deep breath. "Yes."
Angylene's eyes flashed. "Affirmative. Initiating Yuri Love routine." Her overalls folded into her body, revealing soft yellow silicone simulating a pair of tits, an ass, and a pussy that was parting and moistening.
Leela slowly took her clothes off, leaving herself naked. She and Angylene hugged tightly before leaning in to kiss. Angylene had no lips, only a faceplate, but she still moaned and pressed it to Leela's mouth as the cyclops kissed her. They kissed gently, Leela's lips moving against Angylene's faceplate.
They made out for a few more seconds before Angylene picked up Leela and deposited her on her side on the conveyor belt. She laid beside her and pulled her in closely. Their legs interlocked so that they were each straddling each other's thigh. They moaned as they both rocked their hips. Their lower lips rubbed against their thighs.
Leela and Angylene kissed eagerly as they worked their hips. Angylene's hands groped and kneaded Leela's ass. Leela's arms were tightly locked around Angylene's waist. The both of them moaned as their juices coated their legs. Leela's breath caught. "Fuck, yes!" she said. "So good! It's so good!"
Angylene's eyes flashed. "Feedback received. Improving copulation method."
Leela's eye fluttered. She squealed as Angylene changed the way she was moving. The robot rotated her hips as she thrust, making the pleasure going through Leela's body even greater. Leela's legs squeezed Angylene's thigh tightly. She humped her eagerly, working her hips with her robotic lover.
Leela twitched as the two of them fucked. Angylene's movements were all carefully executed. Every grope of her hands, every swivel of her hips, every press of her faceplate against Leela's lips was designed and optimized to bring Leela the most pleasure that she could. And it was working very, very well.
As the two rocked with each other, Leela's grip on Angylene's waist grew tighter. She shuddered with the sensations going through her body. Her eye squeezed shut. She moaned into Angylene's faceplate before pulling back. "I'm going to cum!" she said.
Angylene's eyes flashed. "Affirmative. Initiating orgasmic finisher." Her hands left Leela's ass and moved to her tits. She groped Leela's breasts gently, pinching her nipples just enough for a spark to go through them.
Leela's jaw clenched. She cried out as her body shuddered with pleasure. Her hips bucked wildly into Angylene's leg, desperately working through her orgasm. Her juices stained the conveyer belt beneath them. She squeezed Angylene's waist as hard as she could. Although Angylene didn't react, her silicone pussy tightened and her artificial lubricant ran in streams down Leela's thigh.
The two women stayed locked in pleasure for a moment before Leela sighed. She relaxed in Angylene's grip as afterglow took over her body. She took deep breaths.
Angylene's eyes flashed. "Yuri Love routine completed. Shutting down." She disentangled herself from Leela and stood straight on the conveyor belt. Her overalls reappeared before her eyes dimmed.
Leela panted heavily. "Holy shit," she said.
LaBarbara walked carefully down her hallway. Her hand brushed against the hairline cracks on the walls. "How long has dis place been abandoned?" she said.
She walked until she reached an office space. Desks were scattered around with old dusty computers sitting cold on them. Something covered with a tarp stood in a corner. LaBarbara wiped some dust off of a desk. "I'm guessin' it's been a while."
She poked all around the room at everything she could find. All of the drawers were empty and none of the computers worked. After searching everything else, she went up to the tarp. "Now what is this?" She pulled the tarp off.
Under the tarp was a female robot with frayed purple wires for hair, purple lingerie. Her eyes lit up. "User detected. Unit Jezebel online. Would you like this unit to initiate Yuri Love routine?"
LaBarbara raised an eyebrow. "What is the Yuri Love routine?"
"Exactly what it sounds like."
LaBarbara chewed the inside of her cheek. "Um… Oh, what the hell. Yes."
Jezebel's eyes flashed. "Confirmed. Initiating Yuri Love routine." The plates covering her breasts, ass, and vagina all retracted into her body. Gray silicone took the place of purple metal.
LaBarbara took off all of her clothes, leaving her bare. She and Jezebel hugged each other closely and leaned in to kiss deeply. LaBarbara's lips moved against Jezebel's faceplate. Their hands stroked over each other's bodies. LaBarbara felt all over the metal of Jezebel's back and Jezebel groped LaBarbara's curves.
Jezebel and LaBarbara kissed gently. Between their legs, their lower lips became lubricated with their juices. LaBarbara walked forward, making Jezebel walk backward until the robot's back hit the wall. LaBarbara shifted her leg so that her thigh was pressing between Jezebel's legs, making her moan. LaBarbara's moan followed when Jezebel did the same.
The two of them rocked their hips. Their juices coated each other's thighs. Their pace increased along with their moans, and soon they were vigorously humping each other. LaBarbara's hands stayed on Jezebel's artificial ass as Jezebel groped and squeezed her tits. Their kiss, although one-sided, was heavy. Jezebel's faceplate lit up with every sound she made.
LaBarbara groaned. "Yes. Fuck yes. It's been way too long since I've gotten any. I needed this."
Jezebel's eyes flashed. "Feedback received. Altering protocols." Her hands left LaBarbara's tits and moved to focus on the other erogenous zones of her body, her neck, her shoulders, her sides, everywhere that made LaBarbara groan and twitch, she ghosted her touch over.
LaBarbara bit her lip. "Oh yeah, that's the stuff!" Jezebel gave no response.
LaBarbara's hips moved faster as Jezebel stimulated her body. They both moved into each other eagerly. LaBarbara kissed Jezebel's faceplate as her hands squeezed the robot's ass tightly. Their juices dripped down their legs. Jezebel stroked one hand lightly over LaBarbara's erogenous zones as the other stayed on her waist. Their moans grew in pitch and volume.
LaBarbara's breath was ragged. "I'm gettin' close. I'm gonna cum soon!"
Jezebel's eyes flashed. "Understood. Initiating orgasmic finisher." The arm on LaBarbara's waist extended. She reached between her cheeks and let her metal finger press against her tight pucker.
LaBarbara moaned deeply. She thrust against Jezebel's leg as hard and fast as she could. She kissed the robot as deeply as she could as her hands left crescent marks on the silicone of her ass. Their combined lubricant formed a puddle at their feet. LaBarbara kissed Jezebel as deeply as she could.
LaBarbara's hips rocked against Jezebel faster and harder until she let out a strangled shout. Her body trembled as pleasure ran through it. Her juices flowed over the robot's leg as orgasm made her knees weak and her fingernails puncture Jezebel's silicone ass. Jezebel's eyes flashed rapidly and she moaned as her juices ran down LaBarbara's leg.
Human and robot came together as LaBarbara shuddered in pleasure. They squeezed each other tightly for a few minutes before LaBarbara sighed and panted. She backed away from Jezebel slowly and leaned back against one of the desks.
Jezebel's eyes flashed. "Yuri Love routine complete. Shutting down." Her eyes dimmed.
LaBarbara wiped some sweat from her forehead. "Sweet housefly o' Dubai. What just happened?"
Leela, Amy, and LaBarbara, all fully-clothed with disheveled hair, met back in the main foyer. "So… did anyone find anything?" Amy said awkwardly. Leela and LaBarbara replied in the negative. Amy coughed into her hand. "Well, I guess this was a dud, then. Let's go home."
A ding went through the room. "And the dare is complete!" Indigo said. "You know what to do."
Leela, Amy, and LaBarbara all left the Lemon Room. Roberta said, "So what now?"
"Now we spin the Wheels of Sex!" The Wheels of Sex appeared on the wall. "For our newest character, Roberta, the Wheels of Sex work like this. The first wheel decides which of you will be participating in the dare. The second wheel decides the sexual act being performed. Or, in the case of a special spin with the Wheel of Theme, the setting of the act. The last wheel decides the secondary participant, which is one of the other characters from one of your shows."
Linda said, "Can anyone who doesn't end up in this go to bed?"
"No," Indigo said. "Anyway, back to the Wheels. Lately we've been getting enough sex dares that they make a rare appearance, so I'm going to let readers vote on whether or not they want the Wheel of Theme in the future. But for now, we will be using it. Let's spin!"
The first wheel spun, clicked, and lit up. Everyone watched as all the faces on it went by. After a moment, it slowed down and landed on Roberta's face. "Nice," Roberta said.
"Hang on a second, how come whenever a new character they always end up getting picked for the Wheels?" Lois said.
"What do you mean?" Indigo said.
"I mean that every time you bring a new character into the story and then use the Wheels, the new character ends up getting picked?"
Indigo paused. "No comment."
"Hey, and don't you control everything and have everything written out? How can anything be random here?" Meg said.
"No comment."
Francine said, "And how can-"
"Can everyone just shut up?" Roberta said. "I ain't complaining about this, so why is everyone else?"
"Thank you," Indigo said. "Now for the second Wheel!"
The second wheel lit up, spun, and clicked. Roberta had a smile on her face as she watched all the symbols go by. It slowed down and landed on a symbol of a mobile home. "Now how do I know that that means I'll be having sex in a trailer park?" Roberta said.
"Reasons. Now let's see who you'll be doing it with!" The third wheel spun.
"So what, I'm just going to have sex in the middle of a trailer park? Like out in the street?" Roberta said.
"You'll find out. For now, I think we've got your partner."
The third wheel had stopped on Federline Jones. "Federline?" Roberta said.
"Oh, no," Donna said.
"Oh, yes!" Indigo said. "Let's bring him here!"
Federline dropped out of a portal. He looked up and got to his feet. "Yo, what the blap is this?" he said.
"Hello, Federline. My name is IndigoWerewolf and this is Adult Swim Sexy Truth or Dare, an erotic fan fiction story where women from shows like yours answer truths and perform dares for the entertainment of readers on the internet. You have been selected for a sex dare with our very own Roberta Tubbs!"
Federline looked to Roberta. "What? Girl, I was just textin' you like two seconds ago."
"Yeah, don't think about it too hard. Anyway, both of you will be having sex in a trailer park, which is in the Lemon Room. Go right ahead."
Roberta took Federline by the wrist. "Come on, Fed." She pulled him through the door of the Lemon Room. The inside was a single-wide trailer. Out the window, a trailer park could be seen.
"Dag, yo, this shit is whack," Federline said.
"Yeah, I ain't so sure about this," Roberta said.
Indigo said, "Think about it like this, Federline. You're a rapper, right? All rappers come from places like this. It's authentic."
Federline looked around. "Huh. Ya know, you right. This might be a'ight."
"Also, I can control your bodies at any time."
Roberta shrugged. "Ah, what the hell? Might as well see what Mama's always talkin' about when she says I'll end up in a trailer park someday."
Their clothes changed. Federline's chains disappeared and his fedora was replaced with a red bandana. Roberta's tube top and pants changed into a baggy white t-shirt and a pair of gray sweatpants. Her hair gathered into a frizzy ponytail.
"So what now?" Roberta said.
"Just do what feels natural," Indigo said.
Federline went to another room. Roberta went to the stove. A joint sat next to it. She picked it up and put it to her lips. When she bent over to light it on the stove, Federline came up from behind her and smacked her on the ass. "'Ay, girl."
Roberta straightened up and smiled. "Hey, baby. You sure now is the best time to get handsy? I'm a mess."
Federline smirked. "Girl, you damn sexy. Don't matter whatchu look like, you got it goin' on."
Roberta chuckled. "Fed, cut it out."
"I'm serious. You look so fine, I could bend you right ova dis table, right now." He tapped the kitchen table.
Roberta giggled. "Then why don't you?"
Federline hugged her close. "That's a good question." They kissed deeply.
Federline and Roberta made out heavily. Their hands ran over each other's bodies through their clothes. Their bodies pressed as close to each other as they could. They moaned into each other's mouths.
Roberta pulled back. "Got somethin' in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
Federline turned out his empty pockets. "Nothin', boo. Just real happy to see you."
Roberta licked her lips and pulled down his pants. One of her hands held the base of his five-inch dick and the other went down her pants. "Then let's get you ready to see a lot more of me." She ran her tongue over the head of his cock.
Federline had a grin on his face as he watched Roberta tease him with her tongue. She ran just the tip over his shaft and swirled it over his head. She worshipped his cock eagerly, covering him with her saliva. She held the head and licked up the underside. Federline groaned when she put her lips to his head and slid forward.
Roberta bobbed her head on Federline's cock. She hummed and moaned for extra stimulation as she sucked. The hand that had held his shaft was up her shirt, groping her breast. The other was beneath her waistband, working at her outer lips. She masturbated as she sucked her boyfriend off. Her labia loosened and moistened as her arousal grew. Her juices coated her fingers.
Federline groaned. "Girl, I'm 'bout to blow!"
Roberta immediately pulled off. "Not yet. I want this somewhere else." She stood up facing away from him.
Federline put one hand on her shoulder and the other on her hip and gently bent her over the table. He grabbed her ass with both hands. "Damn, girl. Your booty ain't never not poppin'."
Roberta snickered. "Really? In these ratty old sweatpants?"
"Hell yeah. You look fine in anything."
Roberta raised her hips. "Then show me how good you think I look in nothing."
"Now that's what you look best in." Federline pulled her sweatpants down and lined up his cock with her entrance.
They both moaned as he penetrated Roberta. He sunk himself into her until he was fully hilted. Federline held himself inside of her for a moment before pulling out. Roberta moaned when he thrust back in. He grabbed her hips. The table rocked as he thrust into her. Her hands were flat against it.
Roberta took deep breaths. She had an open smile on her face. She was rocked forward with every thrust Federline gave into her. She moaned with the pleasure filling her body. Her pussy clenched around him. Her eyes half-closed. Her hands curled into fists as his pace increased and his hips met hers faster and faster.
Federline groaned as he pumped into his girlfriend. His jaw was clenched. His hands were firmly gripping her hips. He angled himself differently with every thrust. His shaft twitched and leaked precum as it plunged into her repeatedly. He felt an irregular patch inside of her.
Roberta moaned deeply. "Fed, that was my G-spot! Hit it again!"
Federline angled himself to hit the irregular patch with every thrust, making Roberta gasp and moan. She tightened around him, making him groan. He thrust harder, fucking her with even more power. His hands moved to grope her squishy ass cheeks. She bucked backwards into him eagerly. The table rattled even harder.
Outside the trailer, an elderly man's voice shouted from somewhere far away. "For fuck's sake, will you two fuck off with the fucking! Some of us have to work in the morning!"
Together, Roberta and Federline said, "Fuck off, Donnie!"
They fucked each other even harder. Roberta rocked her hips back and forth, her inner walls almost milking him as he thrust as hard and fast into her as he could. They both groaned and gasped and moaned. Sweat dripped down their foreheads. Roberta's juices dripped around Federline's cock. Her eyelids fluttered. Her channel constricted around him as she squealed out in orgasm. Federline squeezed his eyes shut. He groaned and bottomed out inside of her, his testes tightening as he filled her with cum.
The two stayed completely still as pleasure washed over them for a few moments. Federline was the first to come down and pulled out of her before moving back to lean against the sink. Roberta trembled for a moment before sighing and relaxing.
They both panted. "So, believe me now when I say y'all smokin' no matter what?" Federline said.
Roberta chuckled. "Yeah, Fed, I believe you." She sighed. "Hey, what was up with that 'Donnie' shit?"
Federline shrugged. "I dunno. Just felt right."
A ding went through the room. "And the dare is complete!" Indigo said. "That's the last one for the chapter, so Federline, time to send you home!" Federline fell through a portal. "Roberta, take as much time as you need to get ready and then rejoin the rest of us."
Roberta took deep breaths for a minute before pulling up her sweatpants and leaving the Lemon Room. Her clothes and hair returned to normal.
"So is that the end of the chapter?" Lisa said.
"It certainly is, Lisa," Indigo said. "But before the end, I'd like to make an announcement. I'm getting rid of the monthly deadline. I just don't have a lot of time to write right now, and this story is eating up a lot of the time I do have, so there won't be a strict deadline anymore. I'll try to have each chapter ready at the end of the month, but if it's not, it'll be ready when it's ready. Have a Happy Halloween, everyone. IndigoWerewolf out!"
The lights shut off. All of the women went to their beds in the corner of the room.
Roberta sighed. "I think I'm gonna like it here."
Lois scoffed. "That makes one of us."
And that's the end of the chapter. Like I said, no more monthly deadline. If you liked this chapter, please send in a truth or a dare through a review or a PM. If you didn't, why did you read it up to this point? IndigoWerewolf out!