Author's Note: Oh look, i wrote something again!
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This was part of last week's WPW on the subreddit, with the prompt being ''Neptune gets pregnant, and Histy loses her mind.''. Honestly, i am not happy with it, but i decided to share it since this is the first thing i've written in a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig while XD. Kinda influenced by Nepgear's reactions in Nanya's Ages xD.
Neptunia belongs to Idea Factory/Compile Heart. Can we get a sequel to VII already please?
Snippet in Histy's pov.
I can't believe it.
I can't believe what i've just heard.
And from the looks of it, Nepgear can't, either.
''Can you repeat that, Neptune?'' I ask her.
''Well, Histy, i am pregnant!'' She answers.
Ababababababababababababa...I need to calm down, she might just be pranking us. Taking a look at her sister, she's about to freak out, too...
''Well, not only that, they are triplets!'' She continues, proudly.
''ABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABA!''
Time skip
I wake up. I just had the strangest of dreams. Neptune telling us that she was pregnant with triplets. I should probably go and wake her up so she can do some quests...
''Oh Histy you're finally awake! Can you help me wake Nepgear up? She fainted after screaming around for a while and going all 'Big sis did this and that' and the like...''
''What happened, Neptune?'' I ask her.
''You don't remember, Histy? Ya know, me being pregnant and all?''
...
So it wasn't a dream.
''WHO IS THE FATHER?'' I ask so loudly, poor Nepgear woke up.
''Well, you know how i was just having an otherdimensional adventure and spent some time there saving the world and destroying evil and stuff? Well, we got to know each other and ya know... stuff happened. I wanted to bring him with me, but some dimensional force stopped us or something.''
''And you think you can take of kids by yourself, you fool?'' I continue asking her.
''Of course, Histy, i can! I already adopted and raised some kids in Ultra Dimension, remember!'' she responds.
Well, she's right with that, but still...
''I am gonna become an aunt OH MY GOD I AM GONNA BECOME AN AUNT!'' Nepgears starts panicking again.
And i am gonna become a grandmother...
''ABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABA!''
''Histy, Nepgear, calm down! I wanted to celebrate with you and not shock you all! It was gonna bound to happen some day anyway! Come on, chill!'' She tells us...
It takes us three days to calm down.
I wonder if the reason she is having triplets is because everything in the world is three. She's my daughter, after all!
Just a small thing. I should seriously get my ass in gear and try to write a full fic once...
But it's kinda too much work. I have an idea, and i wrote three chapters, but i don't wanna upload them because i fear of never updating them and leaving everyone hanging...
Not like many people will read my stuff anyway XD