With the Twins
"Is it just me or are people staring at us?" Naruko asks.
"It's not you, they are, come on let's find sensei; we need the chunin exams forms." Naruto replies, grabbing her hand.
Hokage's Office
"I Jonin, Kakashi Hatake, nominate team 11"
"I Jonin, Asuma Sarutobi, nominate team 10"
"I Jonin, Might Guy, nominate team 9"
"I Jonin, Kurenai Yuhi,nominate team 8"
"I Jonin, Genma Shiranui,nominate team 7"
Iruka voices his concern "Is this wize, I had them all in the academy and I am unsure whether they are all ready, it has only been a few months"
Kakashi replies "The twins are very much ready, I'm willing to bet my Icha Icha books they win."
As he says this, whispers among the other jonin breaks out about how good they must be for that.
"That's a bold claim Kakashi, you must think very highly of them." Asuma speaks now unsure of his own team.
Kakashi looks at Hiruzen, silently asking 'should I tell them' who nods back.
Kakashi speaks "Team 11 day one out of the academy, beat me in a spar so severely I felt like a genin again. They did this with calm logic, overwhelming skill, and unpredictability for their age."
"MY ETERNAL RIVAL, YOUR STUDENTS FLAMES OF YOUTH MUST SHINE BRIGHTLY INDEED!"
Kurenai speaks for the first time "Kakashi, is it true, the rumors of their relationship?"
He sighs "Yes."
She continues "And you are ok with it?"
"They have lived a hard life, if it makes them happy, who am I to stop them." He replies
And under his breath mutters just loud enough for everyone to hear "They would probably castrate me if I tried."
"You are telling me you are afraid of two genin?" Ganma asks.
"YES" both Hiruzen and Kakashi shout in unison.
"Damn" Asuma says
With the Twins
We find them sitting under a tree with Naruko using Naruto's shoulder as a pillow.
"Kakashi is never late, I wonder what is taking him so long?" Naruko says.
"If you checked your senses you would know that the jonin are just leaving the Hokage's office.
"I know, but it's not nice to just spy on people like that." She responds
"Anyway he will be here in a moment." He finishes
"Good afternoon, my little students." Kakashi says.
"Well are you going to give us the forms?" Naruto asks.
"So impatient, what makes you think I even nominated you in the first place." He responds.
"You forget we can sense you acrost the village and know exactly what you said." Naruko responds.
He sighs, and hands them the papers.
"It does explain the glares we were getting, I wonder how they found out?" Naruko asks.
"You didn't do a lot to hide it." Kakashi responds.
"Anyways, tomorrow at 8 am room 301 dont be late." Kakashi finishes.
"What no good luck?" Naruto sarcastically asks.
"If it takes luck for you two to win, I will retire and teach at the academy." He deadpans.
"Good to know you believe in us sensei" Naruko finishes.
Kakashi gives a wave before he disappears.
The twins just lay there in the shade as they slowly fall asleep.
"Damn, those two disgusting demon lovers are here." some chunin says.
"They were on the list for the chunin exams tomorrow, let's make sure they don't make it." the other says
The two chunin try to silently sneak up on the twins when they are about to slice their necks open, their kunai suddenly shatter and they feel steel at their throats.
"What do you think you are doing?" Naruto asks.
"What, you damn demons, we'll get you for this and for killing my parents I swear i'll kill you." one of them shouts.
"Unless your parents are bandits or enemy shinobi, we haven't killed them." Naruko responds.
"Now, why would you think of attacking us, we have an anbu watching us 24/7, and they were about to kill you as well." Naruto says, and an anbu drops out of the tree.
"Take these two to T&I, make sure it's nice and comfy will you?" Naruko asks.
"It will be done." the anbu grabs both of them and disappears.
"Strange, Anko is not on duty normally she is today." Naruto says.
Naruko suddenly turns red as a tomato.
"What is it sis?" Naruto asks before he turns red as well.
"I didn't need that image burned into my mind." she says.
"Me neither, but I did find number one." he responds
"Let's go say hi shall we?" she asks.
In town.
"Watch where you are going brat, I'm going to have to teach you a lesson." Kankuro says. Holding Konohamaru.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you." Naruto says.
"And what are you going to do about it blondy?" Kankuro asks.
"Kankuro, put him down and back away those two are true monsters." Temari says in absolute fear of the twins.
"Why should I, this kid needs to be taught a lesson." Kankuro replies.
"KANKURO, kumo ranked them as SS-ranked nins, we don't stand a chance against them, put the kid down." She responds
Kankuro pales and gently puts Konohamaru down.
"Good now, your brother needs to get down, we need to say hi to Mr. One." Naruko says.
'How do they know who we are, much less about Gaara; sensei needs to know' Temari thinks.
"What are your names?" Gaara asks from a tree.
"Naruko and Naruto Senju; it's nice to meet you Gaara of the desert" Naruko answers
"Well it's nice to you, but we have some preparations for the exams to do." Naruto states.
"Wait, what are SS-rank shinobi doing in the chunin exams?" Temari asks.
"Isn't it obvious, we are trying to make chunin." Naruko retorts.
The twins suddenly vanish in a swirl of leaves.
That Night Sand Siblings hotel
"So you're telling me the two new, SS-ranked shinobi are participating in the exams, they knew exactly who you are and of Gaara's secret?" Baki asks.
"Yes" Temari answers.
"This just got a whole lot more complicated." Baki remarks.
The next morning
The twins enter the academy hand in hand.
"Damn demon lovers" One of the chunin remarks.
"Looks like the secret is out, not surprising after what we did to Kumo." Naruko remarks sadly.
"Don't let them get you down, we have so much to prove today." Naruto remarks as they head up the stairs.
"Hey Kotetsu, Izumo nice genjutsu" Naruto says as they walk past.
"Did it even affect them? They really are monsters." Kotetsu says.
When they get to the entrance Kakashi stops them.
"Good luck you two, break a few legs, just don't destroy the village by accident." Kakashi remarks.
"Roger that sensei, guess we'll just do it on purpose then." Naruto responds heading into the room.
When they step into the room, every competitor hits them with all the killing intent they can, just for the twins to respond with enough to knock some of them out instantly and bring even the examiners to their knees.
"Pathetic." Naruto says, releasing the killing intent.
"Who, who are you?" a genin from rain asks.
Kabuto responds "They are the newest additions to the bingo book, just released yesterday."
Sasuke asks in rage "What the hell did they do to get listed in the bingo book?"
Kabuto pulls it out and flips to page 1 and reads
Name: Naruto & Naruko Senju
Age: 13 apex
Description: Approximately 5 feet 2 inches, yellow blond hair.
Affiliation: Konoha
Ninja Rank: Genin
Threat: SS (Flee on sight)
Individual skills mostly unknown: Seen with full control over the ninetails, also seen being able to manifest and an ethereal warrior larger than Bujuu.
Bounty: 250,000,000 (Kumo) (Dead)
"Holy shit why the hell are you two here" a genin says.
"It says they slaughtered a battalion from kumo and overpowered their jinchuuriki; in a contest that was described as completely one sided." Kabuto finishes sweating.
"Now that you maggots, ar done gawking at a bingo book entry GET YOUR ASSES IN HERE NOW." Ibiki yells.
When everyone has entered the room and had taken their seats Ibiki began
"The rules are simple , you will start with 10 points every question you get wrong you lose a point, if you are caught cheating you will lose a point, A team needs 20 points to pass; Any questions?"
"As a two man team do we still need 20 points?" Naruko asks?
"I said a team needs 20 points." Ibiki responds.
"No more questions? BEGIN"
'These are far above genin level in terms of difficulty, so they want us to cheat without getting caught.' Naruko thinks.
'Too bad Grandma made us learn of this' Naruto thinks.
They both quickly fill out their sheets and flip them over to take a nap.
When he began his talk of the 10th question they both snorted.
"You think this is funny?" Ibiki asks them.
"No, just the fact they are falling for your mind games, I would give you a 5/10 good for a genin but still laughable." Naruto says.
In the Jonin lounge
"Those two have balls of steel to say that to Ibiki, He looks ready to drag them off to T&I to have some fun." Genma says.
"They have far better ways of torching people than him, they wouldn't break, they would probably help him." Kakashi responds.
"Is there anything they can't do?" Asuma asks.
Kakashi responds "No, nothing they can't do if they want to"
In the testing room
Ibiki with a massive tick mark says "Well then if you have everything figured out then why don't you explain it?"
Naruko begins "The test was to be information gathering, the room had instructors mixed in with the answers, we were meant to cheat without getting caught."
Naruto continues "The 10th question was already asked just disguised, you wanted to know if we had the guts to stay here or take the easy way out and leave, you said it yourself, we have the choice to leave or not that was the question."
"Well then if that's what you have to say, You all pass" Ibiki says.
Back in the Jonin Lounge
"I didn't even pick up on that last part, they are good," Kurenai says.
"Good? They are amazing; that was easily Jonin levels of thinking, they completely pulled Ibiki and his test apart like it was nothing." Asuma retorts.
In the Testing room.
"Incoming" Naruko says in a lazy tone.
Suddenly a tan and purple ball crashes through the window and a banner now hangs in the room reading "The Single and Sexy Anko Mitarashi"
"So Anko, How was the Silver ScareCrow?" Naruto asks.
Anko suddenly turns bright red.
"How do you brats know about that?" Anko stutters out.
"We sensed it, we know who does what, when and with whom." Naruko answers.
"That is terrifying." Ibiki says.
Jonin Lounge
"Kakashi they don't mean" Kurenai asks, turning towards where he was just sitting to see an empty chair.
"I guess that answers that" Asuma states.
"Never would have pictured that" Genma says.
Testing room
"Alright brats training grounds 44, 30 minutes." Anko says before she disappears in a poof of smoke.
"Oh the forest of death that's interesting" Naruto remarks, making most of the genin shiver.
"Forest of Death, yeah right more like the forest of cute animals." Naruko reponds.
At the Ibiki turns his head "Anbu can't cross that forest solo without getting hurt, what do you mean cute animals."
"Exactly that, the animals there are so cute and fluffy they make great pillows" Naruko responds.
"Do you two do anything normal?" Ibiki asks.
"Nope" Naruto responds before they just shimmer out of existence.
"Was that the body flicker mixed with a genjutsu?" One of the examiners asks?
"Yes, yes it was." Ibiki responds picking up the twins papers only to see one thing "An anomaly is here; smells like snakes and has kage level chakra reserves, watch the grass kunoichi"
"Clean up here, I need to take this to Lord Third." Ibiki says disappearing in a swirl of leaves.