Hey, just finished work could you fill me in on the case? Did you get anywhere with the lipgloss thingy? -JW
'Thingy' is not a word in the English dictionary so please refrain from using it, the word thing would have sufficed. I will fill you in nonetheless. The lipgloss is a drug so my suspicions were correct. -SH
You made me try the lipgloss Sherlock, did you drug me? What's going to happen? -JW
I wouldn't put you in danger John. -SH
Sherlock every time I go out with you I'm in danger. -JW
Touché. I don't make you tag along, you're here on your own accord so whose to blame? You're attracted to danger. -SH
Are you suggesting that I'm attracted to you? -JW
No, but I am an attractive man I must admit. -SH
You're so bloody vain. -JW
Are you saying that I'm not attractive? -SH
Of course you're bloody attractive with your cheekbones and turning your coat collar up to look cool. -JW
You said that at Baskerville. I don't do that. -SH
Yeah you do. -JW
Do not. -SH
Do too. -JW
Do not. -SH
You're a child. -JW
No I'm not. -SH
You say that but I'm sure that you're crossing your arms in frustration right now like a child. -JW
How would you even know that? -SH
You're not the only smart one here Sherlock. -JW
The drug. What's going to happen to me? -JW
The lipgloss is infused with traces of weed so when applied you'll slowly become high. The lipgloss is used to heighten the senses whilst engaging in sexual acts, that is why the prostitute service was using it. If the customers thought the sex was exceptional they would come back for more. -SH
A good business technique but that doesn't explain the deaths? How did people die from applying the lipgloss? -JW
At some point the gloss was changed for poison. -SH
So if you stole the wrong one I could have died? -JW
Correct. -SH
I could have died Sherlock!! -JW
You didn't. -SH
I could have. -JW
You didn't. -SH
So what's going to happen to me? Is it just the side effects of weed? I'm going to be high? -JW
Correct. You'll experience a high in approximately 20 minutes so be aware of your surrounding when that happens. The high will last between 1-2 hours depending on the amount that was applied. All effects will be the same as a normal high. -SH
Can you apply some too? -JW
Why would I do that? -SH
I don't want to be high by myself, that's boring. I'm your doctor and I'm basically telling you to get high, take the chance whilst you can. -JW
You make a good point. I'll apply some now but I'll reach the high a little later than you. -SH
Not a problem, I just don't want to be high by myself. -JW
Why not? I don't mind. -SH
When I'm high I act silly. I'd rather you be high too so you won't notice it as much. -JW
You're silly when you're not high. -SH
Brilliant, thank you Sherlock. -JW
You are most welcome, my dear John. :) -SH
Did I just witness the great Sherlock Holmes, 'King of Literacy', use an emoticon. Is the world ending? -JW
Very funny. It won't happen again, it was a one off. -SH
No, please! Do it again. It's funny. -JW
If it will make you happy I'll use it again. Although I'm not sure how the use of an emoticon will make you happy. You're a confusing man. -SH
Yes it'll make me happy!! Thank you master. -JW
Your attempt at humour is embarrassing. -SH
Likewise. -JW
I'm nearly home. -JW
I'll order Chinese, I assure you that we will be in need of food when the drug kicks in. -SH
Sounds good, you know my order? -JW
Of course I know your order, don't ask stupid questions. -SH
What if I wanted something different? -JW
Do you want something different? -SH
No. -JW
Then why suggest it. -SH
I could have wanted something different yet you didn't ask. -JW
You're a predictable man John, you would never want something different. -SH
I hate how you're always right. -JW
I am a genius. -SH
No need to get cocky. I'm turning onto Baker Street now, see you in a sec. :) -JW
See you. :) -SH