The Eye on the Galaxy

by signo001

As shown at the end of The End of the Galaxy, Lord Hater chases Wander and Sylvia around the new galaxy. Meanwhile, Andy the Watchdog interviews the refugees on the ex-secret planet so the other Watchdogs get to know more about them and their needs. This serves as a series of shorts taking place before the currently shelved third season.

10. The So-and-So

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(Andy sits at his desk. Something the So-and-So sits on the right side.)

ANDY: This is Eye on the Galaxy with you know who! I've managed to squeeze in enough time to chat with the rest of the inhabitants before the Skullship comes back to pick me up, so let's get going. (to Something) Something the So-and-So, now that you've given up villainy, what will you do after Wander and Sylvia get back?

SOMETHING: Oh, uh, well, I'm a good guy now, I guess. So, uh, I could get started as a scientist who, um, creates the perfect little girl...

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(Andy is slightly bored)

SOMETHING: ...or maybe... build a house for taking care of... make believe characters?

(blip)

(Andy is more bored)

SOMETHING: I could, uh, find some cosmic stones of power and... become a superhero? I dunno.

ANDY: Excuse me, we're running low on time here. Could you... try to pick up the pace?

SOMETHING: Oh! I could start a fan club! Search for treasure! Look for a dog! Dig a tunnel! Go on a heist! Put on a show! Help a wild animal! Hey, that sounds like a job worthy of Something the So-and-So!

ANDY: Okay, that's all the time we have for you, move along. (pushes Something away)

SOMETHING: But wait, I haven't-

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