Author's Note;
Jester; Finally we managed to get to here.
Smiles; About time so what are we going to do after this update?
Jester; I'm on vacation you still need to decide what you're going to do with Fist.
Smiles; Right I'll get start on rewriting my update.
Jester; Again sorry for the yearlong delay friends we too a challenge. And we are partly regretting and liking it. So lets just move along to the reviews. Rider09 sorry buddy for the wait and we sure hope you have fun with this chapter. Procrastinating Author ok lets be honest people bully people for stupid reasons not just what they wear. And sure we went with the cliché but we know it's a cliché! Special thanks to everyone still favoriting, following, and again sorry for the delay!
Smiles; Stop your staring and get to reading!
Third person's View
The worlds as Timmy knew it was about to find out how perverted he had been moment ago with his sex friends Trixie and Veronica. All by the hands of Denzel Crooker. After the initial wish Timmy's monitor turns back on with a soft ping. Timmy now is a flat construct on his desktop, which makes him look like a pink sheet ghost. Wanda asks, "Timmy are you ok sport?"
Timmy flexes his flat body to answer "Aside from how odd it feels to be two dimensional I'm ok. Wanda Cosmo I need one of you to keep me informed of what Trixie and Veronica are doing. While the other stays here to make sure my mom doesn't notice I'm gone." Cosmo shrieks like a girl with excitement as he volunteers to keep an eye on the girls. Wanda shoots him down sadly.
Wanda says, "Sorry honey but it's best that I do that. You can play off being a sleeping Timmy better then me. Plus she'll notice my ass more then yours if she comes to give Timmy a goodnight kiss." Cosmo pouts but Wanda kisses his cheek saying that he still has a cute butt.
Timmy says, "Cosmo Wanda is right technically." Cosmo gives Timmy the sad puppy eyes for him to add "But if I and when I hangout with Veronica I'll need advise and maybe some in bed tips. So you can help like a cute bird on my shoulder." Cosmo gasp trying to think of cute animals to be instead while Wanda blows Timmy as kiss for thinking so fast.
Wanda giggles as Cosmo begins to write a list of animals to say "Timmy whoever this hacker is you need to work fast. I've seen a few of those specials on TV recently and from what I understand. When these guys blackmail someone they ask for a lot of money and don't like it when the police get involved." Timmy nods seeing an even bigger risk to his recent sex friends lives. Timmy however wiggles his body to develop two thin arms. With his arms Timmy works his body until he resembles a pink fox.
Wanda giggles at how cute Timmy looks which makes him blush. Timmy thanks his fairies to say, "Now I just have to track the hacker but first I need to open my message sender. 'Timmy opens an empty message' Ok Wanda send me." Wanda using her wand double clicks Timmy to the blank message. Double clicking again she send Timmy to Trixie's wed address. In a flash Timmy is whisked away on the fast moving message. As Timmy enters his browse he is amazed at how fast and how fun it its so literally surf the web.
Yelling with excitement Timmy rides the blank message across the data stream of the web. Timmy smiles to stop and gasp, "Wait that's a downloading message that must be heading to the hackers. I won't let you get away!" Jumping from his message board Timmy flies like a buzzing firefly as he zips past curves and turns to catch the download. Smiling he does bites the end to try and force the message to stop. But the download still continues resulting in him getting pulled through a blue screen.
Timmy and the download pop up on a desktop. Timmy not wasting a second grabs the download with his teeth and moves to throw it into the trash. But as he leaps to grab the bin he hits his head. Resulting in the download opening. Timmy's look of horror changes to surprise, as it's a normal message. Jumping across Timmy reads like a curios animal "Dear AJ, Thank you for allowing us to scrape some of your brain cells for our cloning program. Stay Smart! Your friend, the President of the USA!"
Timmy looks up in horror again to say "Oh no I didn't get the hacker. I intercept a message for AJ. I must be on his computer." Timmy looks around to find AJ's room is astonishingly science genius levels of cool and that he has a really big monitor. On it AJ is talking with some doctor about some device he created. Before long the conversation is over and AJ turns his attention to his computer. AJ says, "Now lets see what the president... Hey someone open my email from the president." Timmy quickly ducked behind an icon but AJ sees him due to his tail poking out.
AJ asks, "Is that a pink computer virus? Not in my system!" Before AJ can act AJ hears his mom knocking at his bedroom door. AJ goes into cloaking panic and pushes a button for all his science equipment to begin to hide themselves in different ways. Timmy seeing his chance jumps back through AJ's search browser and zips off to find his target. Back in AJ's room his mom bursts through his door much like Mr. Tang did. She even says "I'm both respecting your privacy but asserting my authority by coming in anyway. 'She looks around the room then at a nerves AJ after battering down his bedroom door.' Honey you really should consider redecorating."
Once again zooming across the Internet Timmy turns his fox head looking for any sign of his target. Smiling Timmy says, "This is awesome! At the speed of a fragment of data I can go across the globe in the blink of an eye!" Taking several turns and sharp drops Timmy passes through another blue screen to blink onto another desktop. Looking around Timmy says "Wow I'm in Australia."
But to Timmy surprise a girl was at the computer but she's sitting in the pouch of a large kangaroo. The girl startled says "Krike is that a computer virus!?" The girl pulls a boomerang and throws it at her monitor. Only for it to bounce off the screen and go right out her rooms window. Timmy blinks still surprised and confused to zip back out through the girl's browser. The girl blinks to shrug and give her kangaroo a handful of fruits.
Zipping around the web again Timmy blinks onto a computer somewhere in Africa. But to his shock three gorillas in lab coats notice him once he pops in. One says while pointing at the computer screen "Lyle Kevin look a computer virus!"
Another gorilla says "Good heavens Bruce the humans must have discovered our super intelligent society of gorillas." Timmy's jaw drops seeing the splendor behind the gorillas as their lab windows shows flying cars. Gorillas walking on motionless platforms or even more amazing talking from some kind of wrist phones.
The final gorilla looking disinterested or annoyed asks, "Well if it's so secret how did they discover it?" Making a self pleasing smirk the gorilla crosses his arm liking his small victory in some way.
Bruce says, "You know Lyle he has a point." The one named Lyle jumps in front of the other two shouting "Oh get off my back Bruce!" Timmy decides it's time to go and once more is zipping through the Internet. Timmy however soon finds himself in a Chinese restaurant one that his mom is currently buy food at.
The cashier charges Ms. Turner to give her a fortune cookie. Ms. Turner cracks it open to read, "'You future is still but you will heal the one you cherish most.' I'm happy but it'll take a lot to heal the damage he did to my sweet baby." Timmy holds back his own tears at how sad his mom looks. But he also wishes he could do more for her too. But right now he needs to find Trixie computer and fast.
Flying back through the browser Timmy looks at a five way slip to zip down the one to the bottom left. Turning into a blue screen Timmy pops onto an open browser with a shotacon manga open. Timmy blushes as he reads the small romance between the young guy and his secret crush. Guy 'You've picked on me for two years straight and now you think I'll date you?'
Girl crosses her arms under her bust to answer 'Yes you will you want to know why? Cause my sister has been keeping secrets from you. I don't want her to crush that sweetheart of yours with her lies. And yeah I was mean but you liked every second of attention I gave you.' The girl pushes the guy against the wall to stroke his crotch and nibble at his ear.
The girl goes on to say 'Every boss lady like me in the gangland needs a decent guy. With your cute little brain I will make it to the top. Added bonus you get complete access to my pussy. So what do you say twerp want to make me scream for once?' The guy gulps as the older girl leans in to kiss him.
Timmy shakes his as someone enters the room. In a pair of black thongs slightly wet is Vicky. Timmy gulps to hit but peak out as Vicky towels her body off. Sitting on her beds edge Vicky groans to look at her phone. Vicky says to no one "Why... Why won't he call me... I get it I let my lust takeover me and I risked everything but I know he can understand me. Sure I've had to blackmail or kick the shit out of the last people that found out my secret. But I was sure he'd understand and want me to do the same. Should I call him? No I'll go see him but what if he... No just clear your mind Vicky and be tough. I'll read the latest update to Short Lover later some Maho Mushi will help clear my head."
Timmy watches as Vicky begins to do squats and asset focused exercises. Timmy blushes to say "Ok even I can admit Vicky's hot as weird as that is coming from me. She's got a big ass and her breasts are... Ok no stop checking her out she raped you... I'm so confused on how I feel about Vicky and she's confused about how I feel... No focus one drama too many right now!" Timmy zips away into Vicky's computer browser missing out on seeing Vicky do a backflip only to land on her ass. Vicky grumbles to say, "Why do they make it look so easy!"
Timmy takes a turn into a creepy green tinged web space. Timmy seeing various blurry photos and bizarre chat boards lands on a picture with a hand covering the lens. Timmy looks up to read " .org?" However the image and Timmy are soon pulled into a download stream making him appear on someone's desktop. Timmy looks around to find a folder tagged personal. Tapping it open with his paw a few clips of various news articles pop out. Timmy reads "Nut job replaced at community college for using funds to build a trap for Big Foot? Crazy single guy looking for equally crazy single lady to discuss their belief in the relationship between magic and cryptozoology!"
Seeing the picture attached to the files Timmy goes wide eye to say "Oh my gosh I must be in the computer of that magic obsessed quack Crocker!" Right on queue Crocker enters the room with a stack of papers smiling with glee. Only he trips on a bundle of cords to end up with his legs tight and grumbling about his workspace. AS Timmy looks around Crocker is clearly working out of a garage.
Pulling his legs free Crocker says "Yes I Denzel Crocker with the help of that hacker software have the means I need to get all the funding I can ask for. Once my download is finished Tang's father will donate as much money as I ask for my research. And once I obtain the proper magical item or creature I can obtain my greatest wishes. Then no one will dare laugh at me again! Heeehhheeeeh!"
Timmy gulps seeing that Crocker is still out of his mind and now blackmailing his girl friend to get what he wants. And no doubt will use this to try and get payback at him too. Crocker begins recording going on a mad monologue saying "Future generations will thank me for my work and how foolish those who tried to denounce my genius were. With my website also gathering information from around the world. Soon all will know the value of my greatness! Not to mention I will have plenty of ladies lining up to poke at my brain."
Timmy rolls his eyes thinking 'A crazy guy like you won't find much in the way of love Crockpot. I mean look at me I'm still struggling and I know I've got issues. You just won't admit to yours and move on. But I guess me exposing what he did with our candy sales money and museum trip money left him bitter at me. Plus how he tricked that museum clerk lady she really didn't stop kicking him between the legs for nearly five minutes. Oh yeah Chester should still have that video on his flip phone too.'
Timmy stays hidden as someone knocks at Crocker's door. And to Timmy surprise much like all the other time tonight Crocker's mother uses a battering ram to clear her way into his room. Stepping inside the short elderly woman begins to argue with Crocker. But Crooker tries to shoot back "Mother stop interrupting my work I must catalogue all my research for future references!"
Mom Crocker says "But you need to try on this rubber dress so I can tell if it's good to wear tonight." In a short struggle Mom Crocker forces Denzel to wear the bright red dress. Which exposes Timmy's eyes to his pasty legs and boney body. To which Crocker says, "I hate modeling your dresses. And yes they make me look pretty but oh well at least no one can see this." Timmy smirks seeing payback gold. Turning off the sound Timmy opens a recorded file. As the video gets recorded Timmy starts to look for the download that Crocker has of him, Trixie, and Veronica.
However Crocker ends up ripping the dresses and once more getting into a small argument with his mother in his underwear. Timmy ducks for cover as Crocker finally kicks his mother out and comes to the computer. Crocker says, "Someone opened my files!" Crocker begins to check his download to say, "Seems like someone is trying to stop my download but my Crocker bots will stop them!" Crocker laughs as a green floating head version of him zips into the browser going after whoever is helping Trixie. Timmy groans knowing he can't let Crocker's bot program stop the anti hack. Sighing Timmy waits for Crocker to look away and zips after it.
As Timmy flies after the bot a stream of emails passes by him. Throwing him off Timmy looks only to have gotten turned around ending up more confused then before. But Timmy zips on hoping to stop Crocker at all cost. Crocker laughs as his bot found the anti hacker and is scrambling his work. Now in full control of the video Crocker says, "Yes with this I can force Tang to do my whims. And if he refuses his daughter will be the newest star on several popular porn sites. Bonus Turner will be shamed and humiliated for what he did to me!"
Timmy finds the Crocker bot and it leads him to a data stream showing a video gif of him or Veronica/Trixie. Attached to the end is a message. Timmy lands on it to skim it contents. And once again Crocker is using blackmail to get funds for his crazy research. But well not that Timmy knows magic exists he can't fully call Crocker crazy. But how he goes on about magic and magical creatures is a little crazy. Timmy about to stop the download jumps as a firewall catches him off guard.
The full blackmail popping open to read 'Dear Mr. Tang you may not realize my brilliance and much like others you won't see the full scale of my research. I'm sending you this video as a warning and a show of my power over your family. If you try to find me you will find that your daughter will be the next young actress who rises to fame from a leaked porn video. My research into magic and the magical needs funds and you will provide all of it and more. But don't worry you will be spared the shame of seeing you daughter tried like a whore so long as you send a starting fund of ten thousand dollars to this PO box. And don't think about using traceable bills or a dye pack. My runner won't know who I am. I will email you again once I received and have counted the money, I expect you answer in two days.'
Timmy turns hearing Crocker say, "Yes once Tang sees this video he'll have to kneel to my demands. And once I have enough funds I'll share my findings with the world. Then everyone will know that magic exists." Timmy panics but notices that he doesn't have a full way of stopping the data. Timmy turns seeing the Crocker bot attacking another bot. Timmy smiles to zip at it knocking it over resulting in the anti bot going free but the Crocker bot chasing Timmy. Timmy gulps as it snaps and clanks its teeth after his data trail. Timmy reads a warning sign to smile and in a sharp move traps the bot in a tight squeeze.
Timmy laughs to say "See ya later." However the Crocker bot squeezing free to chase after Timmy again. Timmy makes it to the Tang home Wi-Fi hub to see the video getting uploaded to a desktop screen. Knowing for sure its Mr. Tangs Timmy goes after it. Only for the Crocker bot to intercept him once again and bite at his pink tail. Timmy just misses getting a bit taken out of him evades and noticing the anti bot slowly down the recording. But it's not enough as he hears the download continuing as the Crocker bot chases him.
Timmy panics to growl flying past the bots he bashes head first into the stream resulting in pieces getting torn off. As the Crocker bot follows more pieces get torn off from it colliding with the stream. Hearing the download decrease Timmy gasp. Timmy says "That it going through the data will erase it and without the original video Crocker won't be able to sent it again. 'Timmy looks at the bot' Hey Crockpot dot dork hungry for some payback? Cause so am I!" Turing sharping Timmy zips around the bot making it turn sharply to run along the top of the stream. The chomping Crocker bot snapping at the stream data after him.
Timmy smiles as it continues to follow him while consuming the data. As the data percentage decreases Crocker is shocked at seeing it go past seventy to then sixty percent. Crocker says "What... NOOO!" He begins to scramble trying to find out what is happening. But in cyber space Timmy smiles seeing the bloated bot finally consume the last of the data to explode. Timmy stumbles to hear Crooker scream as the upload gets aborted. Timmy pops onto Crocker screen to bite and eat the video of him and his girl friends while Crocker continues to search in the wrong places. Laughing into his foxy paw Timmy taps Crocker's browser to make tons of pop up ads invade his scream.
Crocker screams saying, "No must send that file again... WHERE IS IT!?" Timmy grabs a blank message and attaches two of Crooker's files along with his embarrassing recording/confession of his attempted blackmail. Timmy doesn't have to zip around long before he bumps into the bot that was fighter Crocker's one. Timmy gives the bot the message and the bot quickly goes back to his home computer. Timmy smiles to sighs both exhausted and happy to have saved his friends. And hopefully tomorrow will be a bit better seeing as Crooker will get a few surprises.
Timmy pops up onto his screen tapping to get Cosmo's attention. Cosmo waves his wand to pull Timmy out. Timmy smiles but he finds he's a little well very short. Timmy looks at his body seeing as he's now a two toned pink fox. Timmy gives Cosmo a 'really' look for Cosmo to giggle. Cosmo says "Sorry Timmy you just look so cute." Timmy blushes as Cosmo kisses his cheek and turns him back into a human. Hugging Cosmo Timmy plops down onto his bed with Cosmo sitting next to him.
Cosmo asks, "So what happened Timmy?" Timmy chuckles to tell Cosmo most of what happened but also tells him he wants to sleep and tell him and Wanda it all in the morning. Cosmo nods to turn himself into a plush version of himself. Timmy smiles to strip to his underwear and snuggle with Cosmo under the sheets. Timmy kissing Cosmo cheek to say "Thanks Cosmo I love you." Cosmo says "Love you too Timmy goodnight." The two drift off not sure when Wanda will come back but sure she's keeping an eye on Trixie and Veronica.
Jester; A sweet victory and a bitter lose for Crockpot.
Smiles; Yup with a few twists but we keep truth to the original episode. The only question is what is Vicky planning?
Jester; To be answered in another update. So if you'd all please leave a comment, like, or share if you'd be so kind.
Smiles; Peace off and WE'LL HUG YOU LATER!