Chapter 12: Somebody call the poolice!
The gang found themselves in the next chamber. A spotlight appeared on the stage, revealing a large platform suspended over a big pool of water. Waluigi did not appear on the screen yet though, and the gang stealthily moved towards the next doorway. However, as they got to the centre of the stage, more spotlights suddenly flashed on! Waluigi appeared on the next giant monitor "WAHAHA, I HOPE YOU ARE READY TO BE DUNKED! LOOKS LIKE THIS WILL BE A VIKING FUNERAL!" The gang realised that this must be their next dangerous challenge!
They stood around, surveying the scenery for what was to come. Yosuke yelled at the screen "What are you going to throw at us this time you inspector gadget looking nonce!? Bullets? Swords? I can take anything in my metal form!" Waluigi twirled his moustache, and readjusted in his seat because his balls had expanded in size from the heat of the desert, so they were beginning to push into his bony thighs which caused him quite some discomfort. However, he also had a bit of a pain fetish, so he had a little bit of a boner as well. Not exactly half mast, but you know when you like first see a nipple, or someone insinuates that they are horny and then you realise you are kinda horny? Yeah that kind of start of the boner. "BRING ON THE WALL! Yelled Waluigi, hoping that the camera hadn't picked up his hand movements under his desk, but it did and his twitch chat all clipped it and put it online saying that he had been caught masturbating on stream.
The party gasped, besides Narukami who is a silent protagonist, as a giant wall with shapes of different humanoids headed towards them at 45MPH! The shapes were impossibly made, not even a kama sutra master like Austin Powers or Ghandi would be able to make these shapes. Everyone yelled as they were all smashed by the big spongey wall and pushed into the pool below. "NYES! NYESS! NY-WAAAH!?" Yelled Waluigi, realising that his plan had been foiled. Yosuke had given up on life very quickly and had just decided to read his copy of "Plundered young Asians volume 6", but his giant metal form made quick work of the giant spongey wall heading towards him, he had just smashed through!
Waluigis face blushed bright red and he tensed his testicles in rage "WELL THEN, LET'S SEE HOW YOU HANDLE THESE!" He began to smash down on a big red button that said "Silly slapper" on it. Various different spongey devices began slamming down on Yosuke, more walls, pool noodles and boogie boards all slammed off of his exterior, all whilst he saw an 18 year old foreign student being pounded by someone a little too old to be praying on a freshly turned 18 year old, but she needed the money to fund her bee keeping degree in University and was ok with making porn, but might regret it in like 7 years' time, or maybe not, who knows. It's 2021 and sex isn't as taboo as it once was.
Everyone cheered as the sponges ran out and Joseph yelled "YOSUKE-KUN, VELI GOOD JOBU!" Yosuke looked up from his porn mag "wait what-I do?" Waluigi was fucking livid. "GRR VERY WELL, YOU WIN THIS ROUND, BUT YOU WILL NOT PASS THE NEXT TRIAL" He was especially mad because his twitch chat was spamming resident sleeper emojis and calling him a big spazzy prick.
The party continued on, with Waluigi's distant yelling at his twitch chat to shut up or be banned rang out.
To be continued…