Nanao and the Typo

"Ugh! This is so exhausting!" Nanao yawned as she outstretched her arms. The 8th division lieutenant was at her desk writing the report for the announcement she was to give to the rest of the Soul Reaper Women's Association via Hell Butterfly. She had been at it for hours and was starting to get tired. Of course, she was no stranger to hard work, especially with a Captain like Shunsui Kyoraku.

She only had one more sentence to finish. "And so we shall meet at the summer festival and make our endeavors public." Once she wrote that down, she would be finished and could make the announcement immediately. But as she was about to write it down, a very drunk Kyoraku came stumbling into the room.

"Nanao-chan!" Give me a hug!" The intoxicated Squad 8 Captain draped his arms around Nanao.

"Get off me!" She muttered.

"But Nanao!"

"I said off!" With one final shove, Nanao knocked Kyoraku down to the floor with a thud. The Captain had already fallen unconscious, his loud snoring filling up the room.

"Good." Nanao stated. "Now I can finish my speech. Quickly, Nanao typed up the last sentence and prepared the Hell Butterfly. "Attention all members of the Soul Reaper Women's Association.

Onohana and Isane almost spit out their tea.

"Captain! D-Did I hear that correctly?" Isane fearfully.

"I believe you did." Unohana replied, wondering just what had gotten into Nanao to even suggest something like that.

"What the hell!?" Soi Fon screamed as Yoruichi erupted into a fit of laughter.

"I'm glad to see Nanao's starting to loosen up a bit although I would have been a little less direct."

"Are you really okay with this Lady Yoruichi?" Soi Fon carped. "What she's asking is vulgar!"

"You say vulgar. I say interesting." Yoruichi purred.

"Lady Yoruichi!" Soi Fon cried.

Rukia didn't say anything. She didn't do anything. She just sat there with the Hell Butterfly fluttering around her, her face the same shade of red as Renji's hair.

"Is something the matter Rukia?" Byakuya asked as he entered the room. "You seemed flushed."

"I-It's nothing Ni-sama!" She yelped as she crushed the Hell Butterfly with her hand before giving a sheepish grin.

Byakuya only responded by raising an eyebrow.

Kiyone was completely speechless. She stood perfectly still in the middle of her room.

"Hi Kiyone!" Sentaro greeted but was given no response.

"Kiyone? What's wrong? Did you see those pictures of Captain Ukitake again!?"

Kiyone remained perfectly still and silent.

"Wow!" Rangiku shouted in amazement. "I never would have expected something like this to come out of Nanao's mouth.

"Get back to work Rangiku!" Toshiro demanded from the other room.

"Aw poo!" Rangiku whined.

Momo and Nemu just looked at each other although only the former's face was frozen in horror.

"Every time I talk to the 12th division lieutenant." She thought.

Kenpachi was enjoying a well-earned bottle of sake when he heard crunching right in his ear.

"Hey! What are you doing?" He asked Yachiru.

"Nothing." She grinned as she swallowed the Hell Butterfly that never had a chance to relay it's message.

The next day Nanao was walking down the street.

"I sure hope the others got my message." She pondered. As she was nearing her barracks, Rangiku suddenly showed up in front of her.

"Oh hello Rangiku!" She chirped. "Did you get my message?"

"Hey yourself!" Rangiku voiced.

"I'm sorry?" Nanao spoke, unsure of where Rangiku's aggression was coming from.

"What's gotten into you?" The squad 10 lieutenant asked, puzzling Nanao even more.

"What are you talking about?" She asked. "Did you get the message?"

"Oh we got it alright." Rangiku confirmed. "And we're all shocked by how inappropriate it was."

"Inappropriate!?" Nanao gasped. "Where exactly was it inappropriate?"

"At the end of course. I'm not sure what exactly you're planning but I'm not that kinda girl!"

A very confused Nanao took her written speech out of her robes and looked at the last sentence carefully. She gasped in horror as her cheeks turned pink. For she had made a grievous error in her speech after being distracted by Shunsui. An error that was sure to haunt her for years to come after, of course, she explained herself to the rest of the W.S.R.A.

She had forgotten the "L"

(VERY IMPORTANT ANNONCEMENT! I hope I spelled that right. Anyway, starting in 2021 I will be doing a cleansing of my stories on this site. This means I will be deleting some stories that I have no idea how to continue and finishing others. I hope after this I will be able to be more active on this site. I know this has been a shitty year but it's almost over. So let's continue moving forward together!)