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"character talking"

-showtalking-

The following is a fan-based parody. DragonBall, DragonBall Z, and DragonBall GT are all owned by FUNimation, TOEI Animation, Fuji TV, and Akira Toriyama. Please support the official release.

-He's gone! He's finally gone! I'm so happy right now! I might not even slaughter you all!- said Vegeta laughing maniacally

"Really?" asked Pinkie

-Re-Really?- asked Krillin

-Oh no, you're all thoroughly screwed.- said Vegeta with his laughter dying down

-Awww.- said Krillin

"aww," said Pinkie sad

-Gohan, Krillin, I'll handle Vegeta on my own. I need the both of you to get as far away as-- said Goku noticing Krillin is suddenly gone -where'd Krillin go?-

(scene cuts to Krillin screaming flying away and then back to the battlefield where Goku places his hand on Gohan)

"it's smart to run away at this point," said Twilight

"and Goku can handle this guy on his own," said Rainbow Dash

"Remember to never be so sure with this show," said Sunset

-Gohan, follow Krillin. Get home to your mother.- said Goku

-Right, Daddy. Is there anything you want me to tell her?- said Gohan

"some word of love would be very nice," said Rarity

-Yes, Gohan. Tell her...to put dinner on...because I'm hungry.- said Goku with the camera zooming in with every pause

"really Goku?" said Rarity

"no..., that is normal behavior for him," said Twilight

[OPENING SEQUENCE]

(scene cuts to Goku flying down on the battlefield)

-Alright, are you ready for this?- asked Vegeta

-You bet I am! But first, why don't we take this battle somewhere else?- said Goku

-What's wrong with here?- asked Vegeta

-I don't know. Something about it doesn't feel right.- said Goku

-Well, it is a little corpsy.- said Vegeta looking at the corpses of the fallen warriors

"poor people I hope they are in a better place," said Fluttershy sadly

(scene shifts to King Kai's planet)

-Meanwhile, on King Kai's planet.- said the narrator

-So, the fight is about to begin. The showdown between the Saiyan elite and the low-class warrior, trained by me.- thought King Kai-Takin' all bets, guys! Takin' all bets!- said King Kai

"is it really time to make bets?" asked Sunset

"I'm putting 5 on Goku," said Rainbow Dash

"I put 10 on Goku," said Applejack

"7 on Goku," said Pinkie

"We are all going to vote for Goku anyway so it's no use," said Twilight

"yeah you're right," said the three

-(subtitled)70,000 zeni on the noble young warrior!- said Bubbles

-Yargh! I bet 50 gold doubloons on the short one!- said Bojack from inside the planet

-Uh, sir, is this really appropriate? If Goku loses, the entire Earth could be destroyed!- said Gregory

"that is also true," said Twilight

(King Kai creates a large hammer)

-You were saying?- said King Kai

-D'ah, 1,000 zeni on Goku.- said Gregory

-Hey, can I get in on this?- asked the narrator

-Wait a second. Don't you already know the outcome of the fight?- asked King Kai

-N-Noooo...- said the narrator

"that is cheating," said Applejack

(scene cuts back to Earth where Goku guides Vegeta to a wasteland to start their battle)

-This is it!- said Goku

-Ah, yes. A perfect place to mark your grave.- said Vegeta

-Listen, we don't have to do this, you know. If you leave now and promise to never come back, I'll let you go. And we can stop this meaningless bloodshed.- said Goku

"Goku has a good heart he just isn't the smartest person," said Sunset

-Such trite! Where's your Saiyan pride, Kakarot? We are proud warriors! Bred to fight and conquer. This planet has made you soft.- said Vegeta

-Are you sure about this? Because even if you're a little sorry-- said Goku

-No! I'm not sorry!- said Vegeta-Are you absolutely sure you-- said Goku

"He really is trying to make Vegeta leave peacefully," said Sunset

"but he is not listening," said Twilight

-Yes! I am entirely sure!- said Vegeta and Goku begins powering up-I'm going to obliterate you and the rest of this planet myself with my own two--

-KAIO-KEN!- said Goku getting surrounded by a red aura and then charging at Vegeta

-Kaio-what-- said Vegeta

(Goku punches Vegeta in the face and proceeds to attack him with a barrage of punches before knocking him away. Vegeta however recovers from the attack and kicks Goku in the face)

"that's right Goku," said Rainbow Dash

"so the kaio-ken is some kind of buff that increases your speed and strength," said Twilight writing it on her notepad

"that sound super overpowered," said Pinkie

"There have to be some major drawbacks then," said Sunset

-Okay, not bad. But still nothing compared to me. Now witness the power of a Saiyan elite!- said Vegeta breathing heavily

-Elite? What's that mean?- asked Goku

-It means I'm of the upper class. A finer breed! The highest grade of warrior!- said Vegeta

"he is royalty so it makes sense," said Rarity

(Goku floats there silently, blinking confusedly)

-(sighs)Okay, consider yourself beef jerky while I'm filet mignon.- said Vegeta

-Oooh, I like both those things!- said Goku

-I'm going to start beating you now. I don't know when I'll stop.- said Vegeta after a short pause

-Hopefully before dinner, because I told Gohan to tell Chi-Chi to-- said Goku before being headbutted by Vegeta-AH!- screamed Goku before getting elbowed by Vegeta towards the ground-Unh!-

"Goku is more worried about dinner," said Rarity

"he is being over confident," said Sunset

"come to Goku we know you can do it," said Rainbow Dash

-Hah! What's wrong, Kakarot? Can't keep up?- said Vegeta throwing a firey ki blast-I told you, Kakarot. There's no way you can measure up to an elite like me! You're fighting a losing battle here.- said Vegeta while Goku gets up and removes the torn portion of his shirt

Rainbow and Pinkie both blush a little after seeing Goku without his shirt

"he is really... buff," said Rainbow Dash

"yeah you could grind meat on those things," said Pinkie

the other girls just looked at then making then blush more but they did agree that Goku did look nice

-You may as well just surrender this pathetic planet now and--

-Kaio-Ken times three!- said Goku once again being surrounded by a red aura and charging at Vegeta

"so there are levels," said Twilight writing it on her notepad

-Times wha—- said Vegeta

(Goku punches Vegeta in the face, sending him screaming and flying into a plateau)

"yeah Goku beat him up," said Rainbow Dash

-This... proves... nothing.- said Vegeta in pain

"proves you ain' so great," said Applejack

-Are you okay in there?- asked Goku

-Yeah, I'm fan-f*king-tastic... nothing but gumdrops and ice-cream in here.- said Vegeta sarcastically

"oh really?" asked Pinkie

-Oh, really? Can I come in too?- said Goku delighted

-I'm surrounded by idiots.- said Vegeta after a short pause

-I thought you were surrounded by gumdrops and ice-cream.- said Goku

(Vegeta screams with rage as he destroys the plateau around him)

"oh no Vegeta is mad," said Twilight

Fluttershy just backed away a little getting very scared by him

-I will not stand for this! I will not be humiliated by a low-class wretch!- said Vegeta

-Aww, sounds like somebody's got an ice-cream headache!- said Goku

-THAT'S IT!!! EVERYONE DIES!!!- screamed Vegeta before launching himself into the air with a purple aura surrounding him and then charging up energy-Say goodbye to your planet, Kakarot!-

"is he really going to destroy the planet?" said Twilight

"he lost it," said Applejack

"he doesn't care if he does as long as Goku does too," said Sunset

-Well, that's not very nice.- said Goku

-OF COURSE NOT! I'M F*KING EVIL! GALICK GUN!- screamed Vegeta

-Oooh, did he say Garlic-- said Goku

-AAARRRGH!- Vegeta screamed

-Oh man!- said Goku activating kaio-ken time three and cupping his hand behind his back charging a Kamehameha wave-KA... ME... HA... ME...-

-FIRE!!!- screamed Vegeta launching his energy beam

-HA!!!- screamed Goku launching his energy beam

(both energy waves clash in mid-air)

all of their eyes sparkled at just how incredible that scene was

"that is the most awesomest thing that I've ever seen," said Rainbow Dash super hyped

-This is the end, Kakarot! You don't stand a chance! I put all my power into this attack!- said Vegeta while Goku struggles with the clash-Now perish, with the rest of your pathetic world!-

"come on Goku pull through," said Rainbow Dash

"you can do it Goku," said Pinkie

"don't give up Goku," said Applejack

"please you have to win Goku," said Fluttershy

"come on Goku," said Rarity

"show him how strong you are Goku," said Sunset

"make him the true power of fighting for someone else," said Twilight

-Hungh... Kaio-Ken...- said Goku

-No...- said Vegeta after a stunned pause

-Times...- said Goku

-No, no, no...- said Vegeta as if trying to deter Goku

-FOUR!- screamed Goku making his Kamehameha overpower Vegeta's galick gun

-Nononononononono--FUUUUUUUUUUU...- screamed Vegeta getting carried by the Kamehameha wave

they all cheered and in the case of Rainbow and Pinkie jumped off their seats in complete happiness but they quickly sat back down

(scene shifts to Kame House)

-Meanwhile, back at the ranch.- said the narrator

(camera cuts in inside Kame House with Bulma, Chi-Chi, Ox-King, Master Roshi, Oolong, and Turtle)

-Remember when we used to do stuff? You know, be out there with them? And help?- asked Bulma

"must have been fun," said Pinkie

(They all agree. Fortuneteller Baba is seen working her crystal ball.)

-And remember the Red Ribbon Army?- asked Oolong

"weird name for an army," said Twilight

(They all remember)

-And what about King Piccolo?- asked Marter Roshi

"Piccolo was a king?" asked Rarity

"maybe his dad was," said Twilight

(They all remember, with Bulma saying "Good times. Good times.")

-Whatever happened to Launch?- asked Bulma

"who?" asked Pinkie

(silence)

-Who?- asked Master Roshi

(scene cuts to a bar with a hungover Launch and a bartender with "The Singing Sea" from "Cowboy Bebop" playing with Launch just letting out a sigh)

"that is very sad," said Fluttershy

(scene cuts to the sky)

-Meanwhile, back at the plot...- said the narrator

-...UUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!- screamed Vegeta before moving away from the blast and breathing heavily

"he is still going?" asked Rainbow Dash in shock

"We saw how resistant Nappa was so it makes sense to assume that Vegeta is even more," said Twilight

"that is going to be on heck of a problem," said Applejack

-Son of a bitch! This can't be happening! I'm the prince! I'm supposed to be the best by default!- said Vegeta before smirking-I'll show that little bastard! I'll become the mighty Ōzaru and crush him into the-- said Vegeta trying to look at the moon -Where's the moon? WHERE'S THE DAMN MOON?!-

(cuts to a flashback of Piccolo staring at the moon)

-MOOOOOOOOOON!!!- screamed Piccolo blasting the moon

"Piccolo destroying the moon was actually good," said Pinkie

"if you don't care about the environmental issues," said Twilight

(cuts back to the present where Vegeta lands in front of Goku.)

-Huh?- said Goku

-Very clever, Kakarot! I'd taken you for a fool but it seems you're far more cunning than you let on! But destroying the moon won't stop me! We've learned to create artificial moons that supply the necessary pl-- said Vegeta

"they can create artificial moons?" said Twilight writing it on her notepad

-Question.- said Goku

-What?- said Vegeta

-Are they made of cheese?- asked Goku

-I'm going to enjoy this far more than I should.- said Vegeta after a short pause

(Vegeta creates an artificial moon andaahoots it into the sky)

-Now watch, Kakarot, as your life becomes inconsequential,- said Vegeta as the camera slowly pans up his body-as I reveal my giant monkey...-

the girls gasped

(camera stops in front of Vegeta's crotch; scene cuts to a group of viewers gasping in fear over seeing Vegeta's crotch at a jumbotron)

-...form.- said Vegeta

the girls let out a sigh of relief

(camera moves quickly up to Vegeta's face; crowd watching the jumbotron sigh in relief)

-Thank God, I thought he meant penis!- said a random guy

the girls laughed at that line

(Vegeta begins transforming into an Ōzaru)

-He's getting huge. That means he'll only be stronger. That means he won't be as fast-- thought Goku before Ōzaru Vegeta punches the plateau he is standing in

"that is one fast monkey," said Rainbow Dash

-Oh, God, he's still as fast!- thought Goku dodging a punch and landing on the ground-He's too powerful! I have to come up with a plan! Wait, I know!- thought Goku-I just have to think like a monkey!- said Goku closing his eyes-Hmm...Hey, it's working!- said Goku hearing screeching noises

-No, that's just Bubbles. Get off my back, Bubbles!- said King Kai telepathically

"King Kai is here to help," said Sunset

(a loud thud is heard off screen with Bubbles groaning in pain)

-Goku, listen, the only way that you can beat him is if you use the Spirit Bomb!- said King Kai telepathically

-On it!- said Goku raising both his arms in the air

-And whatever you do, make sure you're very well hidden! It's going to take a lot of time to gather up all that energy!- said King Kai telepathically

"What is with these techniques and taking so long to charge?" said Sunset

"they would be too overpowered if they were able to just use them at any given time," said Twilight

-Aaaaaaggggghhhh!- screamed Goku getting hit by Ōzaru Vegeta

(crystal ball goes static)

"that is very bad," said Pinkie

-We're sorry. The number you are trying to reach has been disconnected. Please hang up and try again later.- said the phone operator

-Huh.- said King Kai

to be continued...