Under and Over It

Summer looked at the the title and shrugged "I've got nothing."

"Yep same here." Taiyang said

"Well let's see what it's about." Qrow said as he laid back against his chair.

Orb suddenly appeared "Before we get into that, let's add just a couple more people."

Two flashes appeared and two females fell down on top of Jaune and Pyrrha.

"Jaune!"

"Pyrrha!"

The two girls got up and looked a bit dazed before looking around

"Where the hell are we!? Where's Fox and Yatsu?"

"Wait, Team RWBY? Team JNPR?"

"Coco! Velvet!" Ruby said with excitement

Indeed, it was Coco Adel and Velvet Scarletina.

"What the hell is going on?" Coco asked

"What are you all doing?" Velvet asked to which Yang nervously laughed "Funny story actually."

After a lengthy explanation, Coco and Velvet sat down on a beanbag chair in front of the couch.

"So we're watching a band formed by the legendary Team STRQ and some of us are featured in their music videos?" Velvet asked and Orb replied "Indeed. Now let us continue."

The video began with a variety of flashing blue lights and the song starting with a heavy guitar riff and drums, but it didn't sound full or loud. The video zoomed in to show the band standing their awkwardly as they played.

"This feels... Wrong." Blake said.

"Yeah, like this isn't how they usually perform." Jaune said.

"It looks like we're bored." Raven spoke.

Before anymore could be said, the director of the music video suddenly jumped in and shouted "Hey hey! Cut cut cut cut cut cut cut!"

"What the hell? What's going on?" Summer asked

Raven and Qrow both took an instant disliking to him "Who's this douchebag?"

"He looks like an incompetent director." Winter agreed

The director started talking to them "You guys, I need more attitude, more feeling. You gotta make that feel-" Before any more could be said, Qrow had enough and slapped the director in the face, which kick started the actual song.

Team STRQ laughed their asses and Ruby, Yang, Blake, Coco, Nora, and Jaune couldn't help but laugh as well.

"Shot him down!" Summer shouted

"Qrow the Bitch Slapper has returned!!" Taiyang shouted

Qrow laughed and shook his head at the nostalgic times when instead of punching someone in the face, he simply slapped them, making them perplexed at being slapped in the face.

"Those were the best times." Raven sighed at the nostalgic feeling.

"You gotta tell us some of those stories!" Yang said with excitement.

"Oh we will. We will." Taiyang said with a nod.

Glynda sighed and took her glasses off "Those were definitely some times."

"Alright, as much as I'd like to know your history at Beacon, we should probably continue." James said.

The video showed shots of the band with various lights with the song building up. At one point, there was a shot of a silhouetted woman dancing before Qrow shouted "YYYYEAAAHHH!! GO!!"

The song was underway with the video showing the band driving to an expensive looking house and everyone getting out.

"Now this is what I'm talking about!" Yang shouted while headbanging. The others and even Team STRQ were headbanging as they too enjoyed the song. Glynda was nodding her head and tapping her foot as she was enjoying it.

The verse began with Qrow singing while he and the band were at a pool party with lots of women in bikinis were jumping and having a good time.

Qrow: Did you hear the one about me being a punk? Did you hear the one about me being a drunk? Did you hear the one about me losing my nerve? Or how I'm just another fucking sheep in the herd? Did you hear about the money, how it made me change? So funny to me, all the time that they waste. Did you hear the one about me giving a shit? Cause if I ever did I don't remember it.

As the verse happened, it showed people at a bar and even Qrow looking at a certain white haired woman with a bear in her hand.

"Wait, what am I doing in this?" Winter asked 'And why does he look so handsome when he looked at me like that? No, bad Winter. It's Qrow we're talking about.'

It cut to shots of the band playing before showing a man holding a case of Lien cards out and Qrow and Raven signing a contract with a company known as Guvera and fist bumping.

"Why do I feel like we signed away our soul with that place?" Qrow asked

Raven answered "Dunno. But I feel it too."

The director was looking at the video to check something and smiled with his thumbs up before cutting to Coco with a beer in hand, drinking it and the video zooming in onto the brand.

"Coco!" Velvet shouted before hiding her blushing face at the attire she wore. It consisted of a vest showing a bit of her cleavage and black jeans.

"Not a bad style." Coco said as she pushed her sunglasses down.

James Ironwood was there with a bat in his hand before smashing a pinata that was shaped like a beer bottle, the inside being filled with lien cards. Everyone was celebrating.

"Umm, General, what was that all about?" Winter asked to which he answered

"I have no idea."

"The lyrics certainly are interesting." Ren said. Blake nodded "Definitely."

The chorus began with Qrow singing while pointing at the screen.

Qrow: You can be me and I will be you. You can live just like a star. I'll take my sanity, you take the fame. I'm Under and Over It allTaiyang: I'm Under and Over It!

As the chorus happened, a woman opened a wine bottle with a pop before holding it to the lips of a familiar chick with black hair and fiery orange eyes as she drank from the wine bottle.

"Oh it's Cinder! From Haven!" Ruby pointed out.

"Why is she letting someone spill wine all over her?" Weiss asked perplexed while Blake was blushing like tomato as it was an act she had imagined from one of her smut books.

"He has a nice singing voice" Velvet said

Coco nodded in agreement

Qrow placed a small stack of cards down on a billiards table before shooting the cue ball, making it jump and actually hit the 8 ball into the hole. Qrow shook hands with someone before that someone smashed a beer bottle over the Director's head, to which he had a perplexed expression.

Qrow couldn't help but snort at his expression. Taiyang anf Summer put a hand over their mouths to stop themselves from laughing.

It cut back to the pool party where two girls fell into the pool before a newspaper appeared with the headline:

"Rock stars in Drunken Rampage!"

"Because that's what we do." Raven said with a little amount of pride.

"With existential damage, I might add!" Glynda hissed at Raven who just laughed nervously.

It cut to the studio where the director was in the shot in thw background before Qrow yelled at him, which made the director quickly run out of the shot.

Glynda sighed and shook her head "Dumbass."

Ozpin couldn't help but hum in agreement.

It cut right back to the pool party where Qrow sang as everyone was talking or enjoying the party. Glynda had her arm around a chick as Taiyang screamed the title of the song.

"This is the kind of party I could go to!" Yang said as she headbanged.

Taiyang said "Not until you are 21, Yang, and drinking responsibly."

Yang pouted

The second verse began with the director leading Coco now dressed with a very skimpy blue bra and panties along with fishnet stocking and heels into a car with Qrow, Winter, Summer and Velvet as well.

Velvet's nose bled at the sight of Coco who saw her and had a smirk on her face that screamed 'Death by snu snu.'

"Damn Coco, looking good!" Yang said.

Coco chuckled "I always look good."

Qrow: Did you hear the one about me playing the game? Selling my soul and changing my name. Did you hear the one about me being a prick? Did you know I don't care? You can suck my... Did you hear the one about me trying to die? Fist in the air and a finger to the sky. Do I care if you hate me? Do you wanna know the truth? C'est la vie... adiós... good riddance... FUCK YOU!

The verse began with two chicks laying on the shallow end of the pool furiously making out and cutting between Qrow singing at the studio and the pool party.

One woman was holding an old TV with the band playing on screen to which Qrow pointed out.

The director tried to be in the picture with some of the band members before Qrow tossed him into the pool.

"Yeah, you don't get to hang out with the cool guys." Ruby said which made Summer giggle and Qrow laugh.

"This is just not his day, is it?" Taiyaing asked

The video cut to Qrow driving the car and Winter lowering her head onto... You guessed it.

"WOAH!" Yang shouted and quickly put a hand over Ruby's eyes while various people in the audience blushed and looked away.

When Qrow was watching it, he was drinking a glass of whiskey before his eyes widen and he choked and spat out his drink. Which just ended up making his throat burn.

Winter in question just sat there. An empty look in her eyes as if she couldn't process herself blowing Qrow. That was until her mind was filled with rather lewd depictions of her and Qrow. Her face and neck became red like a tomato before covering her face.

James blinked and looked at Qrow and Winter. Qrow trying to cool his throat while Winter was currently losing blood as it shot out of her nose which prompted Orb to hook a blood bag into her arm to make sure she didn't die from blood loss.

James just decided to give up on trying to question what was happening.

The video switched to Qrow at the studio with his fists in the air before pulling out his middle fingers.It cut right back to the car where raised her head back up and wiped her mouth clean and Qrow wiping his head of sweat.

Qrow managed to cool his throat down enough to talk when Taiyang put his arm around Qrow's shoulder and asked "So did it feel cold down there?"

Qrow was silent before glaring at Taiyang and uppercut him in the jaw.

Taiyang groaned "Worth it!"

Winter managed to NOT pass out from blood loss and began to fan her face to cool herself down.

It showed the band playing before Qrow poked his head out and flipped of the scream while screaming "FUCK YOU!"

"I like that line. Think I'll use that as my catch phrase when I finish fighting someone." Yang said which prompted Raven to nod.

The chorus started with a newspaper with the headline:

"Smashed!Band demolishes 300K sports car. Walks away unscathed."

"Out on Bail!"

Qrow: You can be me and I will be you. You can live just like a star. I'll take my sanity, you take the fame. I'm Under and Over It all.

Taiyang: I'm Under and Over It!

Qrow and Taiyang: I, I, I'm Under and Over It! I, I, I'm Under and Over It!

As the chorus happened, Qrow was singing to Winter who was in a black bikini wearing Qrow's hat when Raven started groping Winter's breasts before smacking her ass.

"Jeez does everyone have the hots for Ice Queen?" Summer asked which made Weiss go "Hey!"

Yang said "They're talking about her, not you, Ice Princess."

It cut back to the car where Velvet and Coco were making out with Summer just nodding her head and chilling like nothing was happening.

Velvet gave a quick yelp before hiding her face behind her bunny ears. Coco watched the screen before licking her lips. Yep, Velvet was not gonna make it.

Taiyang laughed at how Summer was so chill. "So everyone in the car was going to town with each other and you're the only one alone, and you're just so chill about it?"

Summer gave him a deadpanned look "Remember Atlas at the Lotus Casino?"

Qrow released a breath "That was something."

Raven suppressed a shiver.

After a few more shots of the band playing in the studio, it cut to Coco with most of her body poking out from the window and dancing on top of it.

"Miss Adel, what the hell are you doing!" Glynda said with righteous fury.

Coco waved her hands "Wait, I'd never do that! I know I'm crazy but not that crazy!"

"Don't end up like that girl from Hereditary." Nora said suddenly which made the video pause and everyone look at her.

Ren sighed "Knew I shouldn't have shown you that movie."

Jaune shivered "I hate ants."

Orb spoke with uncertainty "Lets get back to the video."

It ended with Winter now in the driver's seat and Qrow giving the camera a wild look before lowering his head onto Winter's... Yeah you know what happens. (No Winter doesn't have a dick, sick perverts.)

"WOAH AGAIN!" Yang shouted as she, Blake and Weiss covered Ruby's eyes. "Oh come on you guys! I know the whole bees and flower shtick! I'm not a baby." Ruby pouted with her arms crossed.

This time, it was Qrow's turn to squirt gallons of blood out his nose. He has beem with lots of women but it was more the fact that it was Winter that he was going down on.

Winter who was drinking a glass of Atlesian red wine saw the scene, chocked and spat out her drink, now her throat wasn't as badly burned as Qrow's but she needed to drink something else to cool her throat.

The silhouetted woman turned out to be Coco dancing. The band played while shouting the chant.

After that, Summer began a badass guitar solo while standing in the middle of the shallow end of the pool with no one in sight.

As the guitar solo happened, the band were walking to a private jet before it showed a pair of heels walking up the steps. It showed Summer playing in three separate locations. One at the pool, one at the studio and a brief scene of her playing in the plane.

The solo ended with a whole bunch women rushing her and jumping onto Summer.

Summer took a side glance at Taiyang to see his shocked expression. Qrow and Raven merely laughed at how they just jumped onto her.

"Woah Mom, were you that popular in school?" Ruby asked to which Summer blushed and Raven smirked

"Oh my God, was she. She was popular a few months after the beginning of our first year. Hell, Ozpin had to give her an entirely new dorm with some added features, just so we didn't get kicked out of our own dorm room. All because she knew how to play guitar. Bitches love guitars."

Qrow sighed "It was always a mess for us back before that new dorm happened."

Yang was confused "Wait, I thought bitches loved cannons."

Glynda was about to call her out for her language until Taiyang spoke first "Well first of all, language. And second, yes. In our day, it was all about if you could play. But it seems in your day, it's all about how advanced or big your weapon is."

Weiss's eyes widen as she looked at Ruby. It wasn't just her, everyone was looking at Ruby. Ruby asked "What? What are you all staring at?"

They snapped their heads back and looked at the screen. Ozpin suppressed a sigh

'Looks like I'll need to put a new dorm room in.'

The final chorus began with the band all in the private jet and the members with various escorts. Except for Qrow who was with Winter.

Winter unexpectedly smiled that she was with Qrow on the plane and not some random whore.

Qrow: You can be me and I will be you. You can live just like a star. I'll take my sanity, you take the fame. I'm Under and Over It all!

Taiyang: I'm Under and Over It!

Qrow: I'm Under and Over It all!

Taiyang: I'm Under and Over It!

Qrow and Taiyang: I, I, I'm Under and Over It! I, I, I'm Under and Over It.

Glynda was laughing at a pilot that was sleeping with a bunch of marker on his face. The escort with Taiyang poked him making the pilot shake his head, making them laugh more.Qrow sang as he placed a fedora on his head while holding Winter by the waist.

Winter couldn't help but admit that he looked good with a fedora on.

A couple more shots of the band playing before the director stumbled into the room with a camera and filmed the passed out pilot.

It cut between the band playing in the studio and Qrow singing at the pool party.

The final chant ended with Qrow and Raven shouting it while in the pilot seats

"Taiyang, Summer, and Glynda paled. "Oh fuck no!" They said in unison.

Qrow and Raven looked at each other and smirked as they said in unison "Good times."

The director shouted "WHAT THE FUCK!" as Qrow tried steering the jet with little success before they crashed into a mountain.

"This is why we never let you guys anywhere near a Bullhead!" Summer pointed at Qrow and Raven who couldn't help but laugh.

Winter's eye twitch as her feelings were dashed away at the fact that drunkard just killed them all.

A newspaper appeared one last time to show the headline:

"Rock band crashes G-5 into mountain."

"Crashed!"

Until it glitched to show the band members with their escorts wearing parachutes. Qrow flipped off Raven who flipped him off back while nodding.

"Oh hey, we're fine."

"Chances the director survived?" Taiyang asked to which the whole team looked at each other before saying in unison "Nah."

Winter closed her eyes and sighed of relief. Well any hatred for him was dashed away. Like a complete 180

Qrow and Winter stare into the camera before it cut back to the studio where the band began to disperse and the video ended with "Cut."

The audience took a deep breath before Winter stood up and asked the Orb "Orb, can you excuse us? And make sure the walls are soundproof."

Without even being given an answer, Winter grabbed Qrow by the collar of his suit and began dragging him up the stairs. All the while Qrow made noises to try and escape her grip.

Everyone watched with their jaws dropped before Coco stood up "Fuck it, Orb thingy... give me a room as well!" To which she grabbed Velvet's hand and dragged her up the stairs as well.

If the audience's jaws could drop any further, they'd be on the floor.

The Orb said nervously "Right... Well I believe we should take a break then we'll reconvene."

Everyone nodded. The air was tense with awkwardness. Well except for the two rooms. Oum knows what is going on in there.