Warning: Fuse!Catgirl!MeguminxChomusuke, little OOC, Rate Can Be changed, etc

Konosuba Belongs to Akatsuki Natsume

Author: BetweenIandGirl

Presenting: MeguNYAAA

Interlude: Jarripa's Diary

My name is Jarripa, a crimson demon called Megumin naming me this way. As everyone knew, I became adopted daughter of certain misfit group of adventurers. I also worked as maid when it's only me and that group. I will tell event that's occurring after they adopted me and problem it caused.

#1 Questionable adopter

Kazuma and other had quite questionable reputation that at first made parents warning their kid to cautious around me. Well, I'm a dragon so that for the best tell them cautious or I might burst my dragon breath.

"Jarripa, between adventurers that adopted you… who do you think as parents?"

Some kid asked me when we first met in park.

"Honestly, I don't know…"

"Is your father that infamous Kuzuma that steal her party member panty?

"Is your mother that alcoholic trickster Axis Cult?"

"Is your mother Dustiness-sama?"

"Is your mother that girl with screw loose?"

Seriously, what kind of adopter they are? These rumors were weird.

#2 Weird Axis Cultists

There was one time I got headache because one of my adopter.

"Because Jarripa is our family, I would love to introduce her to my precious followers!"

"Oh, she's at it again… come here Jarripa."

I came closer to Kazuma as he called me.

"Yes, Kazuma-sama?"

"Whatever happen, don't let Axis cult fool you. Doubt everything they did and offer. That one girl is also having god-complex and Axis cultist, so be careful Jarripa."

Seriously, what kind of cult reputation they had? Was it really bad? In fact, it was indeed pretty bad.

When I arrived at their church, they already surrounded me and what they were saying made me shivering.

"A loli brought by Aqua-sama herself!"

"Oh! Now I can enjoy loli myself!"

"Let her help us recruit more followers!"

"Step on me!"

"Is she a legal loli? Is she a legal loli!"

Really, this Axis Cult really needed to be obliterated.

"Everyone! This is my adopted daughter! Hope you all nice to her!"

"Oh! I will be nice for her! Even play with her!"

Don't mess with me! But first, I will beat this troublesome adopter of mine!

3# School

"So, this girl would help me teaching the kids. Is it allowed?"

"Is this girl the rumored adopted daughter of your party?"

"Yes, it is."

"Heh… so, who's became her mother?"

"Sigh, none of us fit for it."

"… That was shame then."

Today, I was helping Darkness-sama teaching kids but teacher keep asking if I was her daughter.

"Counting is important for your life, or else you might get scammed when shopping. So learn how to add and subtract number now?"

"Darkness-sama, how about teach them with lines than drawing in this case?"

"They're still beginner at it. If you want to do that, then can you help these kids."

"Ok."

These children Darkness entrusted to me, turned out they already know add and subtract. Now I need teach them multiplication and divide. How I know that you asked? Kazuma was teaching me this before I left.

"Oh, wow… this system is very efficient Onee-chan."

"You're pretty smart, how about became our teacher Onee-chan?"

"Er, sorry… I was working in other job too you know."

Then I was getting asked by other teacher if I can teach them or became teacher. It was a tired day.

4# My allowance comes and goes

"Why am I the only one working and everyone resting!?"

"Because Aqua-sama wasting all of money to get drunk yesterday."

"Hey! Money exist is only to get wasted! I'm innocent in this! I demand my money now!"

"Even if you say that, my allowance is empty now because of that."

Yeah, this wasteful Axis Cult priest just used her and my money to get drunk. Now demand money from me? Now she got hateful look from other standby in the way to working place.

I got allowance from Kazuma daily to get whatever I wanted, but today was really a big pain in the tail.

"Wait, why everyone glared at me like that? Are they finally realized that I'm a goddess?"

"This pattern again…"

Delusional priest…

"Ehem, I, The goddess Aqua, be grateful mortal! I'm presenting myself for thee existent!"

"Why are we being grateful because your presence!"

"Damn you thieving money from children!"

"Wait, what?"

"Make her pay for taking Jarripa's allowances! Everyone, took her to all working site and made her work for free!"

All people restrain Aqua and taking her somewhere… they carried her like a piece of garbage?

"WAIT WHAT!? BUT I DON'T HAVE MONEY IF YOU DID THAT!"

"THAT'S THE CONSEQUENCES OF TAKING MONEY FROM CHILDREN, EVEN IF SHE'S YOUR ADOPTED DAUGTHER!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Oh well, quite a sight… but what will I do now?

An uncle now squatted to me after seeing Aqua-sama taking off to the site.

"Hey Jarippa, how much allowances Kazuma give you?"

"Why uncle know that Kazuma-sama was the one giving me allowances?"

"Well, he's sort of care taker of his party. He often giving Megumin allowances although little, so I figured you get that from him too."

"Oh well, it is."

"Welp, at least he seemed as responsible father. He's kind of father to you right?"

"Honestly, I don't know… I just suddenly got adopted."

"Oh well, try your best adapt to your new family alright. Oh, how much allowance you lose to that priest?"

"Around 25000 Eris?"

"… damn, that's one frog bounty… why giving children that much money Kazuma? Btw, took my money as replacement for your allowances."

I just took 25000 Eris he offer but I wonder why he did it.

"Thanks… I guess? But why giving me money?"

"Just felt bad that you didn't have money right now but want to buy something latter."

Made sense, but how will I pay?

"How can I return the favor?"

"Ah, don't worry about it… I will just ask Kazuma to cover it or making that disgraceful priest work free for me."

Ah… I better not ask about it.

And so that was just little of my problem around this week, I heard they would be heading Alcarentina tomorrow. I wonder if the party just left me with housekeeping or join adventure with them.

End of Interlude

I still need collecting ideas for Chapter 9, so enjoy my second interlude for this month. Damn, how am I going to drew a plot for Chapter 9 if my mind is blank and in reality have some homework.

Review reply!

PhilipJerome22: Thanks, but sorry this time is only an interlude. I promise the next is an chapter.

Haxorus knight: A what? NH? Growth potion? For what exactly?"

pavook: Honestly, I just want to test myself with how much I can go without help or editing after upload aka testing my english skill, it seem I have bad structure but still understandable... hardly. I agree with you, harem in Konosuba can't be achieved by normal means... there was hardly a harem story that scream Konosuba enough or reasonable, but many with generic isekai feels. However cat girls Megumin? They're technically Megumin so… it's Kazuma doom. Is there still a need to split Megumin again?

By The Way, three ways in Megumin head represent each character combined in one body: Megumin became the student, Chomusuke became the relaxation, And Wolbach became the teacher. Hope you all enjoy this inderlude! See you!