"HILBERT!"

The door to Hilbert's room swung open and crashed at the wall right beside it, possibly breaking the swinging mechanism. Hilbert fell from the chair he was sitting on in surprise, his book he was reading hitting the top of his head as he glares daggers at Nate. The younger brunet, being the ever so benevolent dense child, ignore the strong glare of hatred and helps Hilbert back up to his feet.

"What do you want this time, you insufferable insolence." The normally calm and collected Hilbert's button has been easily pressed by Nate as the older brunet is getting less and less patient with his shenanigans everyday. And without a second thought, Nate starts dragging Hilbert out of his house and onto his Braviary before the blue-hoodied one can throw a complaint.

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Standing in front of Nate's wardrobe with clothes scattered messily around the bush-haired Brunet, the boy in question stares up at Hilbert and sighs deeply before chuckling nervously. "Well, you see, uh, you know Yancy, right?"

The older teen nods, having heard Nate occasional talk about the female whenever they met up in front of that Ferris Wheel to trade and battle. "Well, the other day when we met up again, she asked me out on a date! And, like, being the gentleman I was and fearing of breaking her heart, I reluctantly agreed. Besides, I already know how to act 'gentlemanly' so this should be easy, but, I, uh, just have a problem." He laughs even more nervously in which Hilbert can only facepalms.

"And let me guess, you brought me here just to help you pick your date outfit." Hilbert sighed once more, the bush-haired boy nodded a bit energetically.

He went to the many scattered clothes on the floor and picked a pile, showing Hilbert who has decided to sit on Nate's study desk and ignoring the chair altogether, "Okay, so since this is out first time and I'm finger crossing it's not gonna be a romantic set-up, I think that casual wear looks best, which one do you think fits better?" The boy drops the pile in front of Hilbert.

"Oh my Arceus, Nate, just wear anything that you want if it's casual just wear whatever the hell you want, maybe even that swimsuit of yours. Why'd you even ask me when Calem and Rosa around the corner?"

"I made Calem take Kyu-kyu on a walk. That thing takes a while to walk, and Rosa is currently busy with her Pokestar Studio shooting around this time, so you're the closest person I have!"

"I-, wait, you what?..."

"Back to topic in hand, how about this outfit?" He said as he shows a black jacket with a few green lines near the end of the sleeve, a grey and white striped shirt, and blue jeans with a few red highlights.

"Yeah, looks good, but we are not just glossing over that you let your legendary on a walk with a normal person, legendaries don't even need a walk, Nate, are you insane?!" Once more, Hilbert's cry of complaint went unheard as Nate had ran towards the bathroom to change.

Hilbert glared at the direction the boy went, "You hopeless fools..." h muttered as he jumps out of Nate's bedroom window and onto his Unfezant in search of the Kalosian, probably to save his rear-end before it gets frozen followed by half of the region.


I really wanna write about how Nate's date went but I don't think I can make it interesting and not full of what you'd expect. At first I wanted Calem to be the one who helps Nate, but then I decided 'nah, I want more interaction between the two Unovan jerks'.

I have to inevitably add other characters outside these three hobos, so that's gonna be fun. Curse you character personality and traits.

Reviews are always appreciated!