"So now all we have to do is wait for Kon!" Naruto grins.
Everyone nods in agreement, clearly ignoring a certain fishy that was now unrecognisable due to blue and purple bumps on his face. I wonder why?
"So how is this Konan like? I barely took a glance at her as a child when Jiraiya told us about them. I wonder how strong she is now." Tsunade asks.
"Kon is suuuuuuper pretty and she's like an angel!" Naruto sparkles.
"Why isn't she the mum then." Deidara grumbles.
"Because she's the angel, Deidei! Keep up." Naruto retorts.
"How is she like an angel?" Tsunade asks.
"Well she can fly and she's a messenger for uncle carrot! She's the definition of angel! Pretty! Gentle! Caring!" Naruto explains.
"Am I? Well I thank you for that compliment, Naru-chan!" A shadow looms above everyone as a figure gently floats down on top of the rail.
"Kon!" Naruto cheers.
"I apologies for being tardy. Did I miss anything of utmost importance?" Kon asks.
"Nup!" Naruto grins.
Kon smiles at the ramen loving blonde before going to pein and fretting about him before giving him a hug.
"Aww! Kon and Uncle carrot sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" Naruto coos.
The two clearly blush and stammer around, denying what Naruto had just sung.
"Now that they have all gathered. Let's see what we should do with all of you." Tsunade rubs her forehead.
"Whatever the punishment Hokage-sama, I will handle it myself. Be it execution or even serving under you." Pein says, blush quickly disappearing.
"No! Baa-chan! Please don't kill uncle carrot!" Naruto lunges himself at his pesudo uncle and clutches to his arm.
"Naruto-"
"No! I won't let you! You'll have to go through me! Baa-chan! Old hag!"-
"Naruto-"
-"Legendary sucker! Bad at gambling! Good for nothing but trying to look young even though it doesn't change the fact you're really over fifty years old!"-
"Naru-"
-"Try hard! Ugl-"
"NARUTO! SHUT UP AND LISTEN!"
A loud bonk noise was heard before Naruto's cry of 'Dad!~ Baa-chan hit me~~'
Itachi and everyone else sweatdrops before Itachi merely rubs the bump on Naruto's head with a smile and a 'there there.'
"Those who are not going to be punished are Itachi, Kisame, Kakuzu, Hidan, Sasori, Deidara and Konan."
"What?! No! What about Tobi, Tsu and Uncle Carrot!" Naruto exclaims.
"Obito and Pein will be put under watch for 6 months. Zetsu will be put in one of the TI cells for a week to get information before going under house arrest for another 2 weeks then will have ANBU's watching him for the rest of the year." Tsunade says.
"B-But Baa-chan!"
"No Naruto. Zetsu was about to destroy the world. Pein and Obito get off lightly because they were being brainwashed and that's final." Tsunade says.
Naruto scrunches his face up, trying not to cry as his nose twitches a little.
If the situation wasn't so serious, everyone would've cooed.
"Okay..." naruto hangs his head.
Tsunade gestures for the ANBU to take away the Akatsuki members.
"Wait! Let me say good bye to Tsu... please?" Naruto begs.
"Very well. Make it quick." Tsunade sighs.
"Sunshine... Don't cry. It's not like I'm dying." Zetsu says.
"B-But I won't see you for so long!" Naruto hugs the tree man.
"Only three weeks and I'll be able to walk around again." Zetsu says.
"But Tsu! You're a tree! Trees need sunlight and water! What if they don't give you those necessary things?!"
"Watch it." Zetsu twitches with annoyance. "And I do not need those things."
"Yea you do! Remember that time when I saw you outside sunbathing?" Naruto pouts.
"Woah hey! I thought I told you that you couldn't tell anyone about that!" Zetsu clamps his hand over Naruto's mouth.
Naruto sends Zetsu a blank look.
The ANBU's drop down beside Zetsu.
"See ya Sunshine." Zetsu says before they disappear in a Sunshin.
"...bye Tsu..." Naruto mumbles.
It was quiet for a couple of minutes.
"Dad...What's really going to happen to Tsu?" Naruto asks.
"...Nothing dangerous." He replies.
"Baa-chan... if a single hair is misplaced on Tsu's head. I will take Akatsuki and build a new village somewhere else." Naruto warns.
The village pales at the words and look at how there Godaime was going to respond.
"Don't worry Gaki. I'll make sure nothing happens." She rolls her eyes.
"Good!" Naruto smiles. "Now... What were we going to do once everyone had gathered here?"
"Well... To be honest. I'm not really sure." Tsunade says.
"You what?!" Naruto exclaims.
"Well if your so smart then you figure out the pros and cons of this situation!" Tsunade yells back.
"Well then I will!" Naruto retorts before squatting down immediately, pulling out a stick and writing on the ground.
"Having the Akatsuki's here could mean a lot to us. Advantages would be that we'd have more man power and possibly more kekkai genkai. There's also the fact that three supposedly dead people came back to life, the other not living people in Akatsuki's don't count because they weren't justified as the dead. There's also the fact Dad is back in the village so Sasuke gets a brother and I get my dad, but then again dad was never really a rogue-nin in the first place and he was eventually going to end up back here anyways unless of course he somehow planned his death from the start. There's also another fact that having them around could do the villagers some good as well as the Akatsuki's that need some sort of human interaction, namely speaking Tobi, uncle carrot, hii, deidei, sori, same and kuzu. But there are also many disadvantages, like the other countries would try to get the missing nin back and kill them because there criminals. And the villagers should also react badly to the Akatsuki's suddenly being added into the ninja ranks. The Akatsuki could be treated as outcast in the village, I certainly don't want that to happen. So the pros outweighs the cons. Meaning there staying and everyone loves happily ever after." Naruto rambles.
-If you managed to read the whole thing and make sense of it, props to you. Here's a cookie ?.
Back to the story.-
"There staying Baa-chan." Naruto announces happily.
"You can't just- how is that- huuuuuh?!" Tsunade splutters.
"Baa-chan. It's very simple. They stay. Everyone happy. Yay." Naruto says.
"You know what I give up. Do whatever you want, Naruto. If you give me anymore work however then you can say goodbye to your happy family." Tsunade says as she sighs and
walks back into her office.
"Uhh... Everyone dismissed?" Naruto calls out to the village.
"Well wasn't that anticlimactic." Tobi huffs.
"I don't know wether or not your acting or really acting like the Obito back in the days." Kakashi says.
"Hey! Bakashi! That's just rude!" Obito pouts.
"I think it's really Tobi." Naruto says.
"Aww my little fox!" Obito coos.
"Hey back off! That's not how you treat him!" Deidei growls and embraces me from behind.
"Hey! He's a man, he can handle a little rough housing." Same laughs as he knuckle sandwiches my head.
"Come on Fishcake." Uncle carrot says and pulls Naruto into his arms.
"Naru-chan. You'll want to hang out with me won't you?" Kon smiles and ruffles Naruto's head.
"Hey what about me?!" Hii whines and pulls Naruto out of Kon's hands.
"You'll teach him vulgular things so no way." Kuzu glares at the jashinist, pulling Naruto close to himself.
"Stop fighting. Otherwise I'll use my poison on all of you " Sori hisses and drags Naruto into his arms.
"Guys. Stop fighting over my son." Itachi sighs and gently picks Naruto up and in front of him, placing his hands on Naruto's shoulders.
"I think I'm starting to regret my decision." Naruto grumbles.