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If Aizawa expelled…
Chapter ten: Teriyaki sauce is better than soy sauce in my opinion anyway
The audience that was summoned by the Realmcrafter Talespinner69 had just finished watching number nine out of the twenty realms that had been slated for their viewing pleasure in the current showing. Each realm features Aizawa expelling a different one of his students in class 1-A, with each instance having a different consequence that ranges from pain in the fanny but at least somewhat tolerable, to way too extreme, to downright absurd.
Hizashi says that the outfit that his alternative realm self had worn in realm number nine was downright absurd. But that's another story for another time.
"Wow, things have a tendency to get either really weird or really bad if Aizawa expels any of his students, huh?" Hound Dog remarked from where he sat in the audience, his arms folded over his chest.
Gesturing to the big screen, Nemuri said, "You're telling me! That last realm had Hizashi stop a ninja throwing star in mid air by simply looking at it while exerting his sexy!"
"It also killed Handy-man here with a meteor," Dabi commented while jerking a thumb at Shigaraki, drawing some snickering from all of the other villains while Shigaraki himself just sulked in his seat.
"Hey guys, we're getting ready to play realm number ten!" Kotaro called out from where he stood next to Tale in front of the big theater screen.
Everyone turned front and center to face the big screen as realm number ten was starting up. "We'll be halfway done after this realm," Mineta remarked, "Then we can all go home."
"Nah, you guys will be kept in limbo while I get things set back up to show realms with the alternative versions of the 1-A and 1-B girls," Tale replied. Knowing what always ended up taking place in those realms, Mineta couldn't help but shudder in fear.
Clapping her hands together, Mirko said as she rubbed her hands, "Come on baby, let's see Eraserhead expel one of his girls!" The tenth realm then began to play.
...
(If Aizawa expelled Hanta Sero)
"FUCK!" Mirko exclaimed, clearly annoyed, "That's ten boys in a row! What, are all the girls being saved for last or what?"
"...Actually, Mirko has a point," Tale said, his tone sounding curious as he took his special remote out, "I need to check the remote to see if there's a problem. Even though it is possible since I have it set to play the realms in a randomized order, the fact we got ten boys in a row is a bit concerning to me."
"Huh, so I'm next," Sero said in a mildly bemused tone as he folded his arms over his chest, "I wonder why Aizawa-sensei expelled me in this realm."
Gently facepalming, Aizawa remarked, "I just want one good reason, just one justified occasion."
It was a normal enough day over at UA high school. The students of class 1-A were in a bit of a downcast attitude, however, because their homeroom teacher Aizawa had expelled their classmate Sero on suspicion that he was the one behind a lot of teachers' lunches in the teachers lounge fridge disappearing; long story short, Sero was accused of stealing from all of the teachers and other staff members.
Gesturing to the big screen, Sero in the audience said, "Wait, I'm kicked out because I was suspected of stealing lunches belonging to the teachers out of the fridge in the teachers' lounge? Why would I even consider doing that, especially given I can very easily get lunch in the cafeteria every day?"
His arms folded over his chest, Aizawa remarked, "Although stealing on campus can be legitimate grounds for expulsion, we would always thoroughly investigate things first before we take any manner of action."
"Class, we have a new student joining us," Aizawa said when he stepped into the classroom. Turning to the door leading into the classroom, Aizawa called out, "You can come on in now, young lady!" The door was practically thrown open, and the newest member of class 1-A came skipping into the room. Who she was came as a rather big shock to the others, especially so for Izuku, Uraraka and Tsuyu given their experiences with the new girl.
Himiko Toga.
"What the fuck is this?!" Shigaraki in the audience exclaimed as he gestured to the big screen, "Why is Toga enrolling into UA?!"
"Especially considering that she's a villain!" Endeavor practically roared.
Shrugging, Tale proceeded to explain, "It's not all that uncommon for those of my kind to craft realms where Toga is put into UA for one reason or another. I mean, she is in the same general age group as the first year hero course students, after all."
Toga was bouncing up and down in her seat in the theater room. "Woo hee hee hee! I get to see how I fit in with my besties and Izu-kun at school!" Others in the audience, especially Inko since she had just now learned that her son caught the eye of a villain girl, paled a bit under the idea of a villain attending UA.
"Now I know that this may come to all of you as a shock," Aizawa began, "But a number of villains that were captured after Shigaraki was killed, in return for the info they provided, were entered into a reformation program that will mold them all into a new line of future pro heroes."
"Awesome! We get another girl in class!" Mineta said, clearly sounding like he always did when he thought about girls.
Turning to face where Mineta sat, Toga said while looking at him, "Come at me while thinking with your lower horn, and I'll stab you."
Tenya stood up from his desk rather quickly and forcefully before gesturing at Toga. "She just threatened to stab a classmate! I don't think she's really reformed at all!"
"In...In Toga's defense," Izuku began, getting Tenya and a number of others in class to turn to face him, "It was Mineta who she had threatened to stab. Also, I could tell by Mineta's tone when he was talking just now that he was thinking about Toga the same way he thinks towards all of the girls in class."
"Also," Todoroki spoke up, "All of the girls we've had in class prior to getting Toga today have all threatened to do way worse to Mineta than simply stab him." Yaoyorozu, Mina, Kyoka, Tsuyu, Hagakure and Uraraka all nodded in confirmation.
In the audience, Aizawa said, "...Yeah, given Mineta's record, I can't honestly in good faith hold any of the girls threatening him with violence against them."
With the introductions out of the way, class for the day got started, although it was mostly limited to helping Toga get caught up. Things were still a bit uncertain, especially given the fact that class 1-A were all still upset about the expulsion of Sero.
...
"So Izu-kun, besties," Toga said as she hung out with Izuku, Uraraka and Tsuyu during lunch, "What was Sero guy who was expelled by our teacher like?"
"I'm not all that familiar with him outside of the fact that he hung with Bakugo on the regular basis," Tsuyu remarked, still a little unsure of Toga, "But I do know that he's a good person, enough so that him being accused of being the person that's been stealing the lunches of the teachers out of the fridge in the teachers lounge is absurd."
Izuku and Uraraka both nodded in agreement with Tsuyu. "Yeah, I don't think that it was actually Sero who stole all of those lunches," Izuku said, "I mean, he can not only very easily get lunch in the cafeteria, but there he can pick what he wants rather than deal with what he would get by chance if he really is the lunch thief the teachers are worried about."
"Also," Uraraka added, "Hizashi-sensei said that his lunches always have a few of what he calls 'edibles', and that eating those will make someone weird soon after. I'm not sure what 'edibles' are exactly, but we would have seen it if Sero did eat them."
Everyone in the audience all turned to face Hizashi, who had a surprised look on his face. "I really hope that you really don't put edibles in your lunches, Hizashi," Aizawa in the audience said, "It would be so wrong if it really was something that you did."
"Hey, even I know when and when it is not appropriate to party," Hizashi defended.
Nejire, with a confused look on her face, asked, "What's an edible?"
"I'll...tell you later," Ryukyu said, not looking forward to having to explain something of the nature of edibles to a (relatively innocent) girl like Nejire.
As Izuku and the girls continued to hang, they heard some cries of complaint, making them all turn to see Bakugo point his right index finger threateningly in Mineta's face while some of the girls in 1-B looked on. "...Oh, Mineta's being a pervert again," Izuku remarked, sounding rather indifferent on the matter.
"Gee Izu-kun, I figured you'd be jumping down that guy's throat for being naughty towards the girls," Toga said.
Sighing, Izuku replied, "It's just that Mineta's been like that so much for so long, at this point it's best to just let things run their course." Scoffing a bit bitterly, Izuku added, "It's not like the school's going to do anything about it, if history is any indication."
"Wow, Mineta's gotten so bad that even Izuku has given up hope," Sero in the audience remarked, "And I'm willing to bet that when we get to the realm where Mineta is expelled, it will have something to do with his habits."
"I'll protest if it's for any other reason," Mina stated, getting the other girls to nod in agreement.
"It sounds like a good reason to expel him," Aizawa commented.
Giving Aizawa a firm look, Tale said, "That's because it is."
Toga seemed a bit annoyed at how Mineta's habits were simply being tolerated at this point. "We need to do something about it! My maiden virtue is at stake!"
"Well it would be nice," Tsuyu said, "Doing something about Mineta kero. But I think that getting justice for Sero is more important." Izuku and Uraraka both nodded in agreement with their froggy classmate.
Seeing all of her friends (that's how she views them at least) all on the same page, Toga could not help but join them. "Yeah, let's get justice for Sero first!"
In the audience, Toga folded her arms over her chest as she commented, "Yeah, I'd agree to help them if they needed it."
"But they're fucking herolings!" Shigaraki spat, "They all should be killed! Starting with that green haired brat who's obsessed with All-" The handy villain was cut off when he felt the blade of a katana rest against the side of his neck.
"...That boy is one of the few true heroes left, Handjobs McChappedlips," Stain growled, "And I'll be seeing him reach the top and set a standard that hasn't been seen since All Might."
Shigaraki, seeing that Stain could very easily kill him right now, called down to where Tale and Kotaro were standing, "Hey, didn't you say something about keeping us from killing each other?Stain is fucking hacking right now!"
"I only disabled the use of quirks for the most part," Tale pointed out, "Except for the part of Endeavor's quirk that decorates his face with fire facial hair, and that one time in the other show where quirk attacks were thrown at Mineta." Hands on his hips, Tale said, "I never stopped the ability to threaten with weapons."
...
Izuku, Uraraka, Tsuyu and Toga were looking around the teacher's lounge as part of their search for the truth. They were supervised by Toshinori, who agreed that there was no way that Sero could seriously be the lunch thief. "Yeah, I'm pretty sure that Aizawa jumped the gun on this one," remarked Toshinori as the students looked around for clues.
"Especially since there was no way Sero could have been in the teacher's lounge without being accompanied by a teacher," Izuku said, "And that if he did, he'd be caught on camera and get into trouble."
"Hey, can't we check the camera security stuff if that's the case?" Toga asked.
Snapping his fingers, Toshinori said, "Of course! We can always check the security feed!" Toshinori had the students follow him to the security monitor room, opening the door and stepping on in. To the surprise of Izuku, Uraraka and Tsuyu, the two guys running the security monitor room were Dabi and Spinner.
"Yeah, we're on the same reformation program as Toga," Dabi explained to the students as they all expressed surprise at seeing him and Spinner.
"So Spinner and I work security in this realm?" Dabi in the audience remarked in a tone that was more surprised than anything else.
"It's not the most glamorous part of working in hero society, but then again a true hero has no desire to seek glamour," Stain said.
"Plus it's a safe job for the most part and it pays well," Nezu commented, "Especially working the post at UA. The two villains working the security post in this realm won't be worried about their income."
To the former villains, Toshinori asked, "Can you pull up the video recordings from the teacher's lounge over the past few days or so? Especially on days where lunches were stolen out of the fridge in the lounge."
"Sure, no prob All Might," Spinner replied, "Just give us a sec." Spinner and Dabi got to work on looking for the appropriate video recordings. Toshinori and the students waited for a moment or two before Spinner exclaimed, "Aha! Here's the..."
Everyone looked at Spinner as he trailed off. "...Umm, wow. I...think I know who the lunch thief you guys are looking for is." Everyone turned to look at the monitor that Spinner had the video footage pulled up on, and what they saw surprised them.
...
Toshinori, with Izuku, Uraraka and Tsuyu standing behind him, sat at a table in the teacher's lounge, with a very guilty looking Nemuri sitting across from him. "So you're the lunch thief, Nemuri," Toshinori said.
"WHAT?!" Nemuri in the audience exclaimed at the top of her lungs, "Why am I the real lunch thief in this realm?!"
Shrugging, Aizawa said, "I was sort of suspecting that it was either you or Hizashi, Nemuri. The track records of you two in these realms isn't the best in the world."
Nemuri, with an upset look on her face, buried her face in her hands as she proceeded to cry. "I'm just so lonely!" Nemuri cried, "I got rejected by the guy that I was flirting with, so I tried to fill the void by eating what I could find in the fridge here in the teacher's lounge!" The eighteen only hero then proceeded to cry in full.
Izuku, with a curious look on his face, said, "Oh, you mean how Edgeshot politely turned down your advances since he's already in a relationship with Mirko?"
"What does that bunny bitch have that I don't?!" Nemuri cried as she sobbed more into her hands.
"Mirko and I are dating in this realm?" Edgeshot in the audience remarked out of genuine surprise.
Turning to look at Nemuri, Mirko said, "And what's this about calling me a bitch?"
"Hey, the me in this realm is upset, alright?" Nemuri defended.
Sighing in a troubled tone, Toshinori said, "Nemuri, there's not much that can be helped here. After all, Young Midoriya is right when he pointed out that Edgeshot was being as polite as he could be when he turned you down. Also, your actions in the wake of being turned down, while I can understand occurred because you were upset over being turned down, are not the most excusable actions in the world."
"We need to tell Aizawa-sensei that you're the real lunch thief," Uraraka said to Nemuri, "Or maybe Principal Nezu, because Sero was expelled for something you did!"
"But I don't wanna get in trouble because Edgeshot broke my heart!" Nemuri cried.
Sighing more out of exasperation this time, Izuku said, "I'm sure that Principal Nezu and Aizawa-sensei would be willing to consider it a lapse in judgement brought about by emotional distress, Nemuri-sensei."
...
Later the following day, class 1-A was standing outside, with Toshinori, Aizawa, Nezu and a guilty-looking Nemuri standing in front of all of them. Also, Sero was standing with the teachers. "Alright kids, here's the deal," Aizawa began, "It turns out Nemuri is the lunch thief, not Sero. So after UA made a big gesture of apology to Sero's family, we reinstated him as a student."
Sighing in relief, Aizawa in the audience said as he gestured to the big screen, "Now this is something that I wanted to see. A proper apology to the student I wrongly expelled, plus having said student reinstated into UA."
Sero, with a look of surprise on his face, remarked, "Wow, I didn't know it'd mean so much to you to see me returned like that, Aizawa-sensei."
"When the cause for me expelling you isn't just, yes," Aizawa replied.
"Sensei, what will be done with Sero?" Tenya asked as he raised a hand, "After all, both 1-A and 1-B are at max capacity at the moment."
Sucking in a cringing breath, Aizawa said, "Ooh, about that Iida." To all of his students, Aizawa explained, "You see brats, there's a vacancy in 1-A again, because I'm sad to report that your classmate Mineta was found killed last night."
"And I'm dead in this realm," Mineta in the audience said in a dry tone, "I'd say that I'm surprised, but for some odd reason I can't in good faith say so."
"Indeed," Nezu replied, a hint of somber regret in his tone as he pulled out a note, "We even found this confession note at the scene of Mineta's murder. It was left by Stain the Hero Killer, who did escape from Tartarus recently enough to be logically capable of murdering Mineta." Handing the note to Nemuri, Nezu said, "Would you like to have the honors?"
Nemuri nodded in the affirmative as she took the confession note that Stain (supposedly) left at the scene of his (supposedly) killing of Mineta. Reading the note aloud, Nemuri said, "It was I, Stainy-kun, who killed the pervert that was bothering Ura-chan, Tsu-chan and the other girls in class! Now I shall go find more naughty perverts to kill!"
"It would appear that Stain is switching from killing heroes to killing perverts who harass girls on the regular basis," Aizawa remarked, "There's a whole field of psychological issues we could get into concerning Stain's change in people he hunts, but that's not here or there." The staff members then dismissed 1-A to help Sero get caught up on what he had missed while he was expelled from UA, as they needed to help deal with the new path Stain has (supposedly) taken.
FIN
A lot of people in the audience turned to look at Toga after the current realm had just finished playing. "...You could have made it less obvious, you know," Stain remarked to the psychotic school girl.
"...You know, that is one murder that Toga was shown having responsibility for that I wouldn't exactly mind occurring for real," Yaoyorozu remarked, drawing nods of agreement out of basically every other female member of the audience. As for Mineta, he merely shuddered out of fear.
"All I hope is that there will be a realm where I not only expel one of my students for a wholly justified reason," Aizawa commented, "But that it has no strings attached."
Shrugging, Kotaro remarked, "We got ten realms left. I'm sure one of them will be to your specific specifications, Aizawa."
END OF CHAPTER
Author's notes;
I saw that there were some comments asking why I hadn't done a chapter where Aizawa expels one of the girls yet. Well to be completely honest, I...was actually blanking on the girls for a while now. Thankfully, I have resolved that issue, as I now have working ideas for all of the girls aside from Kyoka (I'll cross that bridge when I get to it). Anyway, the next chapter will be the first one wherein Aizawa is shown expelling one of the girls. First person to guess who it is gets a shout out in chapter eleven.
Oh, one last thing, I swear; I got the idea to put Toga into class 1-A from a comment fencer29 left. Thanks for the inspiration.