Dick Hooper: I remembered this dude doing everything. He talks, he sings, he tells jokes, he even rides a bicycle. Mel, find me 2 primary colored dudes in a tan studebaker.

Mel: Gee Dick, all I can see are 2 primary colored dudes in a rainbow colored studebaker.

Dick: What?

Red/Blue: WHAT?!

Blue: Dude, they're right behind us.

Red: I know, I know.

Blue: Well, how did they recognized us?

Red: They recognized you.

Blue: What do you mean?

Red: There's a 100 red dudes around.

Mel: I'm gaining on them, Dick. I'm gaining on them.

Blue: Can't you drive any faster?

Red: No.

Blue: There's a sign up ahead there. Pull in front of that.

"Red parks the car in front of the sign"

Blue: Now, duck.

Red: What?

Blue: Duck!

Red: Oh.

"Dick and Mel drives past them. Then, Blue and Red gets up to see a brown truck coming their way"

Red: What the--

"The camera cuts to the truck that says Lord Tourettes' Plumbing and inside we see Lord Tourettes and Stacy having a conversation"

Lord Tourettes: "giggles" Oh, I tell ya, Stacy. Great plumbers are born, not FUCKED! I'm a prince of plunger fairway.

Stacy: "drunk" I don't care, Daddy.

Lord Tourettes: Uh-huh, yeah. We'll do that. Just wait until we get there.

Blue: Hey Red?

Red: Yeah?

Blue: Look at that weird truck.

Red: Yeah. Cute, huh?

Blue: No, it's coming straight at us.

Stacy: HOLY SHIT! LT, LOOK OUT!

Lord Tourettes: Huh?

Blue/Red: "screams"

Blue: We're gonna hit them.

"Suddenly, the truck disappeared"

Blue: What the hell? We missed it.

Lord Tourettes: "giggles" You called that a miss, you DICKS!

"The camera shows the truck on the roof of Red's car. Then, Lord Tourettes and Stacy gets in Red's car"

Blue: Are you guys ok?

Red: "sees Lord Tourettes jumping" Why are you hopping up and down?

Lord Tourettes: Because I'm hopping MAD!

Blue: The guy has a sense of humor.

Red: Hey, why don't you join us.

Lord Tourettes: Where are you traveling?

Red: We're following our dream.

Lord Tourettes: Really? I have a dream too, but you'll think it's FUCKING stupid.

Blue: No, we won't.

Red: Tell us.

Lord Tourettes: Well, I want to go to Bombay, India and becoming a sexy pork star.

Stacy: "lovingly" Yeah.

Red: You don't go to Bombay to become a porn star, you go where we're going. YouTube.

Lord Tourettes: Sure, if you want to do it the PUSSY way. "nods his head"

Red: We've picked up a douchebag.

Blue: "whispers" And a whore. "then notices a car rental" Hey look, there's Madman Mooney's.

Red: What's that?

Blue: It's a used car lot. Maybe we could trade both of these cars and get a bigger one.

Red: Wait, trade my dad's studebaker?

Blue: Yeah.

Red: "sighs" When he wakes up, he'll kill me.

Blue: You're taking this pretty well.

Lord Tourettes: OH, SHIT!

Red: Here we go, up the ramp.

Blue: Park up ahead.

Lord Tourettes: Blue, are you gonna sell my plungers too?

Red: No, he's not.

Blue: Yeah, just go get them from up top.

Red: Where should I stop? "parks the car roughly"

Blue: Everybody out the car. Ladies first.

Mooney: Ah, my dear friends, welcome to Madman Mooney's Hubcap Heaven. Today is your lucky day.

Blue: It is?

Mooney: Yes it is. You, for example, You're driving the wrong car.

Red: I am?

Mooney: I can put you in this German street machine for only $2,000 plus a $12 trade-in on your old vehicle. Now, this car is one of the greatest-- "touches the car and it breaks" Detachable fenders for narrow garages.

Blue: No thanks.

Mooney: Hey Jack, get rid of this heap. Come on out.

"A furry, 5-foot monster comes walking out"

Jack: What?

Mooney: That's my Jack.

Blue: Oh, hi Jack.

Jack: Jack no name, Jack job.

Mooney: "to Jack, pissed" How many times do I have to tell you, don't talk to the customers. Just move the car.

Jack: Fine. "moves the car farther"

Mooney: But seriously friends, Madman Mooney doesn't believe in all that dealing and wheeling. No, the price on the sticker is the price you pay and never more and never less.

Jack: "hits a fly on one of the price papers on a car, then sighs"

Blue: Uh, we'll take that one for $11.95

Lord Tourettes: And that's our $12 trade-in. You own us a nickel.

"A few moments and the gang gets in the car all paid"

Blue: "to Jack" Oh, thank you very much. Hey, we're all going to YouTube. You want to come with us?

Jack: YOUTUBE?! Woah. "runs inside"

Blue: That's strange. He just ran away. Well, movin' right along, Red.

Red: Alright.

"Everyone hums"

Blue: And watch where you're going next time, dude.

Red: Ok.

Jack: "sees the gang leaving" Hey, hey where are you going? Hey, wait for me. Hey, I want to go to YouTube. Hey, wait for me. "chases the gang" C'mon guys, wait, please. I want to go to YouTube.

"To Be Continued"