Author's Note: This is just supposed to be a humor story not meant to be taken seriously. I heard the song on the radio. I thought it was funny. And I picked Beca as the MC bc she seemed most likely to me to hate Christmas but in a humorous way. It's not exactly like the movies didn't put her in uncomfortable spots. Chloe barging in on her naked? Chloe hinting she wished she had 'experimented' with her? Getting stuck in a bear trap? Needing to save The Bellas from getting kidnapped then being forced to jump off an exploding boat? Basically 90% of the scenes she had with Aubrey? Idk what version of the movies some of you watched, but the version I watched was a lot of exaggerated personalities and offensive humor - and, yeah, the Bellas have their whole family thing, but I'm writing a story that's practically a parody. Idk why you're reading this if you don't like it. There is plenty of other content out there that caters to Beca and her feelings. I'm a fanfic writer, for crying out loud. It's not exactly like there's a set of rules I'm required to follow or a specific group of fans I'm required to please. I cud rite lyk3 dis if i wantid 2. If you really have a problem, like you are strapped to a chair with your eyes pried open being forced to read an author you hate or if you so desperately need me to write something that makes you specifically feel all warm and cozy inside, how about dropping the cowardice and saying it off anon? I'll see what I can do. I don't want to hurt your sense of entitlement.