From lokilover3000: "One they are brothers with Thor and some Frostiron and Bunnyfrost? Where... Loki and Jack discuss about their boyfriends in the tower and Steve and Thor come in? (Thor doesn't know about their bfs XD)"
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"Hey, LOKI!"
Loki looked up from his book to see his little brother swoop in from the balcony. He smiled and set his book on the counter, swiveling his chair to face the God/Spirit of Winter.
"Greetings, Jokul," he greeted with a small wave. "How are you faring?"
"Tired, exhuasted and worn out," Jack sighed, floating over to the chair beside the mage. "You?"
"Bored," Loki shrugged. "I love to read, but it gets boring without my Anthony,"
"It's almost Easter again, so my Bun-Bun's busy," Jack groaned, slumping forward on the counter. "I mean, I am too since I need to the last bits of Winter, but it's still boring without Aster,"
"Same without Anthony," Loki agreed with a nod, flicking his hand for two cups to appear. "Tea?"
"Mother's personal brew? Yes PLEASE!" Jack grabbed the cup and took a sip. "Mm~ I missed this,"
"You can always come to Asgard and ask Mother for some," Loki suggested.
"But that would mean I have to face Odin," Jack groaned. "And HELL NO, am I facing that... that big ass of a liar,"
"Glad that we're on the same page," Loki grinned.
"ENOUGH about Odin," Jack shook his head. "Let's talk about something else... BOYFRIENDS!"
"I suppose some gossip would work," Loki snickered. "What shall we start with?"
"Backgrounds!" Jack giggled. "Did you KNOW that Aster is a technical alien?"
"Truly?" Loki raised his eyebrows. "I thought he was merely a mutated kangaroo,"
"I thought so too!" Jack laughed. "But it turns out that he's the last of his species called the Pooka and that Pitch slaughtered them and the rest of the Golden Empire many millennia ago,"
"Oh, dear," Loki shook his head with a hiss. "Kozmotis sure has quite a lot of sins to pay for,"
"Yeah... Aster hasn't really forgiven him either," Jack shrugged. "Probably because he killed his Dad right in front of him in his adolescence,"
"Oof," Loki chuckled. "Adolescence, huh? I bet your boyfriend had many lovers before ending up with you,"
"That... I have no clue," Jack hummed in thought. "Maybe..."
"Mine was a playboy," Loki groaned. "Sleeping with as much girls as he could try... pretty much like Thor and Fandral back in the day,"
"Ugh, yuck," Jack gagged. "That's why I NEVER accepted Fandral's flirting. How did you?"
"I played 'hard to get', as the Midgardians say," Loki smirked. "I did it with Anthony as well, and may I say that it was HILARIOUS to have him beg at my feet,"
"I didn't want to play hard to get with Aster," Jack bitterly grinned. "but when he started to flirt with other Spring Spirits, and I broke up with him, I just couldn't help but play hard to get,"
"How did you do that?" Loki raised an eyebrow.
"Easy," Jack cackled. "I ignored him and flew away every time he went close to me. During meetings, he would look all mopey, but I ain't being fooled by his shit,"
"Same," Loki nodded in agreement. "I remember when Anthony started flirting with Pepper again. One ask with JARVIS, and I broke it all off with him. Took him almost two months for him to take back what he did,"
"It's amazing how irresistable we are," Jack let out a laugh.
"Oh, definitely," Loki gave a grin. "It's just a shame that they could be oh so flirty,"
"How flirty is yours?" Jack raised an eyebrow.
"Hmm... I'm not sure," Loki turned his head up. "JARVIS, how much of a flirt is Stark?"
"Depending on his mood, Master Loki," JARVIS answered. "At the moment, he is flirting with Lady Pepper to excuse him from being late to the important meeting,"
"He is, is he?" Loki gritted his teeth, fist clenching at the cup.
"Oof," Jack shook his head. "When will he ever learn?"
"Shall I tell Sir that he is in deep trouble?" JARVIS asked.
"No, I'll do it myself," Loki waved him off then he turned to the spirit. "This is the fourth time this week. I don't know what to do, brother,"
"Ignore him and break him tonight," Jack grinned. "Kiss him and tell him how much you love him but want to break up with him because of his constant flirting to watch him beg for forgiveness... AGAIN,"
"How of Aster?" Loki asked. "I have heard from Kozmotis that he had been inviting fellow Spring Spirits to help him finish his eggs,"
"W H A T." Jack hit the cup on the table as his grip tightened. "Why I oughta-"
"Our boyfriends are quite the creatures, aren't they?" Loki darkly hissed.
"Yeah..." Jack smirked. "They're such asses, aren't they?"
"Language," Steve spoke as he came in to the kitchen with Thor by his tail.
"Oh, hello, Captain," Loki waved them a hello.
"Hi, big bro," Jack gave a wave too.
Thor glanced down at them and growled. "I heard of what happened. WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!"
"Good to see you too, Thor," Loki rolled his eyes. "And it's fine. It's no big deal-"
"NO BIG DEAL?!" Thor took out the Mjolnir and raised it up with a roar. "I WILL DESTROY THOSE UNWORTHY MEN FOR HURTING YOU BOTH!"
"THIS is why we didn't tell you, you big oaf," Jack face-palmed.
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"STARK!"
"Oh, hey, Point Break- woah, woah, WAIT! PUT THE HAMMER DOWN!"
"I WILL KILL YOU FOR HURTING MY BROTHER!"
"SHIT! GET AWAY FROM MEEEE!"
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"BUNNYMUND!"
"Oh, hey, Thor. What do you- WOAH! HEY! WATCH THE HAMMER, MATE!"
"You DARE hurt my little brother WITH YOUR INFIDILITY?!"
"Your brother? Wait, are you talking about Jack?"
"ARGH!"
"GAH! GET AWAY, YOU BLOODY DRONGO!"