We were hanging out after dropping off Konohamaru.
We were sitting drinking tea with Jasmine Dragon.
"I believe that Pinky was going to let the Konohamaru get beat up."
"Well that's true, Ino."
"So what are you going to do about her?"
"How about let her and Sasuke fail the Chuunin exams."
"Genma-sensei"
"That would be a good idea if we are good to be in the Chuunin exams."
"Well, good news for Sokka and Naruto, you're good to be on the exams this time."
"That's great news, Sokka"
"Wait for the rest of our class?"
"I find them Asuma."
"Kurenai-sensei what is going on?"
Just then all the other sensei came in with Gai-sensei team as well the only sensei that wasn't there was Kakashi-sensei.
"We came to tell you children your going to take part of the chuunin exams."
"What really?"
"Yes, youthful leaves of Konoha"
"Wow, wait Naruto we stuck with pinky and duck ass."
"Than I have good news for you 2, I'm your sensei."
"Genma-sensei really, but how?"
"Yes, and Lord Hokage had seen that Kakashi wasn't teaching you anything, saw that I was he made me your sensei."
"Wow, hahah we hit jackpot suckers."
"You know our sensei was part of Twelve Guardian ninja for the fire daimyo"
"Well that is that"
"well be here by the end of this classroom."
"Wow we are going to be in the Chuunin exams
"We are happy for you guys now Kyoshi to pull all the girls that are going into the Chuunin exams to talk about our clan tradition."
"wait does that mean those who marry clan members too Serenity
"Yes, it is the one tradition that makes the girls follow."
"No, clan females can become chuunin without losing their virginity."
"Why are we only 13years old ?"
"If we're old enough to kill, we're old enough to have our cherries pop."
"And forget that we get to start learning how to please your male class."
"what about the boys in the clan?"
"They go through a different class on how to please your wife."
"Shikaku, I'll come over to your place."
"All right,"
I watch Serenity get up and go to the clan meeting.
"Shit what I'm going to do in my room is not set up to welcome a woman. Especially one first time with their man."
"Shikaku I'm sure that Serenity will be fine when the first time will be."
"Sokka girls talk about their first time with other girl friends."
"That's not true Shikaku"
"It is true Naruto we talk about everything amongst ourselves. Who can last longer, who makes you cum and who bigger. You know stuff like that."
"Really Ino"
"Come on, it's no different than what you guys talk about."
"Oh shit we are so fuck..."
"How about I take Serenity to a nice hot spring bath inn and stay the weekend in."
"Or you can take her on a camping trip to take her under the star sky"
"And traumatize my clan deer."
"Your deer need a good laugh too."
"Shikaku stop acting like a baby, we pass this exam and will be planning a wedding. I think laughing deer are the least of our problems."
"Forget the traumatized deer"
"Ino! your not helping"
"Who says I want to help? I think it's funny when Shikaku freaks out and he pulls all you boy in it."
She gets up laughing at us. We look at each other knowing we're all freaking out too.
"Oh come I bet she worries too."
"So how to solve this problem guys"
"God what is going on for some of us by tomorrow"
"Porn"
"What is Naruto"
"We watch porn and read about it, maybe just maybe get those romance books the kids love to read."
"Can we get into the porn store, and the book store?"
"Ok we'll go to the porn store."
"And get what Naruto"
"We have to go in and see if we don't, maybe they have a few books to tell help us tell them how to do it."
"You want to see if they have sex manual Naruto."
"Well do you have any good geniuses."
"No"
"Ok let's go before anyone sees us."
We quickly walked out and down the street to the good porn store in the good part of the leaf. It didn't take us long to get there and the 8 of us stood not so sure it was the best idea.
"What are the boys doing here? Don't all 8 of us have many wives to be?"
We all jumped and turned around and saw it was Asuma, Genma and Gai standing there.
"Well we are going to be in the Chuunin exams soon and the girls will have to lose their flowers."
"Oh the clan tradition"
"Yes Gai-sensei "
"So we came here to see find help in the bedroom with the girls"
"Oh ok, why don't you go in and find something to help you boys out."
"Shouldn't I not have gone in there wait were did Shikaku?"
"He went shortly after they got caught."
"Why would he leave us behind?"
They went in going back in forward while fighting with each other. Shikaku was read through some of those books like the Kama Sutra, and Icha Icha novels.
"Shikaku find what you're looking for."
"Asuma-sensei I'm not sure I'm trying to find something."
"Well both are good books but maybe I should look at maybe something to relax her."
"Like what"
"Maybe get some bath salts, Melting Rose Petals, massage oils to start. Why are you trying so hard?"
"Well I don't want my wife to go find somewhere else to be please."
"oh ok well listen to her tell you what she likes"
"Oh, Ok I guess my plan to take her to a hot spring over the weekend would be a good idea."
"Sure, but you can use your bedroom and make it nice and romantic."
"Ok I have a lot of work to do?"
"That sounds like a plan and don't forget to plan for the Chuunin exam as well."
"Ok"
while everyone was fighting over what book or stuff to get. Shikaku got 4 books and bath salts, the bath melting rose petals and massage oils. As he passed though the by the book store he a magazine that has romantic bedroom ideas. He walked home and went straight to his bedroom which was the master room in the main house.
He looked around his room and it had changed a lot since his first go around with Yoshino. There is no way to bring another woman in here with the other woman in touch.
"Ensui where are you?"
"Down here in the study why." Genin
"I need you to hire some genin to clean and paint my bedroom and bathroom by this weekend."
"Oh what for?"
"Serenity is going to stay with us this weekend."
"Ok, I'm going to need to know more than that."
"Well, the Kyoshi clan has this tradition that the girls can only be Chuunin if they lose their virginity. I wouldn't have Serenity lose her virginity in the bedroom design fair weather woman. I can buy it sometime but I want the room redone."
"Ok, how would you like it done."
"How about it look like the forest with waterfall and pond with deer around. The night sky is on the ceiling and we need to have a new bedroom set too"
"Hold on Romeo to all those great ideas for your new master bedroom. How about we repaint the room and change the bedroom furniture with for great grandma's old furniture give it a new coat of stain."
"I guess that will work, wait why can't I remodel the bedroom now."
"Because as it looks like this house will soon be mine and Shikamaru. Serenity and you will be getting a band new main house. I'll have the contractors come by in the afternoon to discuss plans for your new home."
"I thought the Kyoshi clan was building the home?"
"They were but mom before she passed on with dad thought it be good idea to build it to show good faith cause the Kyoshi clan is spending a lot on the the wedding. she thought we should spend just as much on the new main house."
"So is grandma trying out a match for both the Hyuga and the what's left of the Uchiha?"
Ensui gives that look, but before he can say anything Shikamaru walks in.
"Ensui, guess what?"
"What is Shikamaru?"
"I saw Shikaku walking into the porn store today."
"Oh what did you get Shikaku?"
"A few books, bath salts, melting roses and massage oils for this weekend."
"Really wow my older brother is even a nerd going into a porn store."
"Shikamaru did you go to the porn store?"
"No "
"Next time you go in get one, little brother cause it might be your only girlfriends."
"Now boys, you both know you're in arranged marriages."
"Ok, Shikaku, do you have any idea how I want the new main branch home"
"Have Reni come up with a design."
"Only because you don't want to put in the work."
"No, she's going to have to live there and I really don't care as long it has a roof, wall, indoor plumbing and a floor. I bet she has a dream home."
"Ok you have a point"
"Wait, what do you mean I'm getting married too?"
"Yep, I'm sure the elder council would be making that happen soon, the Yamanaka clan and the Akimichi clan looking for arranged marriages for their clan heirs."
"So what does it have with me?"
" To ensure the merger goes smoothly you have to marry one of the Kyoshi clan single girls."
"I did it if I had to choose it be Jinora."
"No Naruto got her."
"Ok Kiara"
"engaged with Kiba "
"Opal"
"Shino"
"What who left?"
"Ikki, Azula, Kovu, Keiko, Kuvia, Asami, and Senna"
"Who do you know this Shikaku?"
"Really Shikamaru outside the fact that the Kyoshi clan heir is my teammate, she is going to be my wife one day she will keep me up to date on what is going on, and I will do the same with me."
"Oh right"
"Just get to know them Shikamaru for fuck's sake."
"All right, so are in the Chuunin exams?"
"Yes you are Shikamaru"
"Yeah, it sounds like we're not helping the Kakashi team, is it the Sokka or Naruto team?"
"Was their team Hokage had put on our team."
"Oh, yeah Sakura and Sasuke are out of luck then."
With that Shikamaru left to go to his room to get bed early.
In a very low voice, Ensui asks Shikaku.
"Why are you so worried about the sex you were married to before the change?"
"We never had sex, I never had sex with anyone."
"Why not?"
"Well outside we were at war, I don't sleep with sluts. How do you think dad was able to sleep with her and all of us under the same roof."
"Wow I thought at least you shared a bed ."
"Hell no, I didn't want pick any disease from her. Serenity is a good woman and deserves to be taken care of in all ways, and to be treated well. "
"Ok, I'll make sure everything is ready for this weekend"
"All right, I have reading to do and must help come up with a plan for the exams."
I went straight back to my room. I pulled out the books and started reading them. Oh God, what the hell are clits and g-spots that need our family medical books on woman anatomy.
Before I knew it I woke to birds singing and the sun shining hearing Ensui letting in Serenity. Before I knew what was going on Shikamaru opened my bedroom door to let in Serenity.
"Here you go Reni Shikaku right in there."
"Thank you Shikamaru. "
"Morning sweetheart, I see ben reading all night again."
When I looked at the book I was reading a medical book about getting in at first in till. I remember what other books I was reading.
"Reni, can you please wait outside for me?"
But it was too late she pick one of the books I got yesterday, the Kama Sutra.
"Kama Sutra, what's in this?"
"Honey I can explain."
She opens the book and starts to read it, as she reads the first page she blushes.
"Do you want to try some of these?"
"Well maybe but I got it so please you in the bed."
"Why is that?"
I put up the silent seals up so I can tell her.
"I'm really 30years olds man."
"I don't understand how you have been going through school and everything."
"Well it was father and mother's plan, my dead wife Yoshino was about to give birth to Shikamaru."
I went and explained everything about how life went through again and how Shikamaru was really my brother. Because my father was cheating on my mother. After I told her everything she, I waited to see how she would react to the news.
"Shikaku why do you look worried."
"Well waiting for you to start yelling and screaming at me."
'Why on earth would I do that the way I see it, I'm lucky to have a man the will be honest with me and has shown in the past he faithfully too.'
"You're not made at me?"
"No"
she sat down on the bed next to me.
"Let me show you how I'm not angry with you."
She leans in place her lips on mine the kiss was soft and sweet. when we pull away slowly, we lean in to kiss so I pull her on to my lap and she straddles me.
Soon we are panting, becoming lightheaded with the air from our lungs by each other. We pulled away again and strands of saliva were connecting us. Just as we were about to kiss again Shikamaru opened my bedroom door.
"Hey Shikaku, are you ever coming out of this room?"
"Oops didn't think you were busy bye."
"I'm going to kick you fucking ass Shikamaru"
What I see: Reni giggles on top of me.
"So do you feel ready for tonight?"
"Yes and no, I don't want our first time to be here in this room."
"So were do want be at?"
"Not sure, I wanted to take the hot springs inn were every room has its own hot spring. Ino suggest we camp."
"Now sounds fun just the two of us for a few days, don't do your clan those small one room cabins."
"Yes we do and we have a hot spring in it."
I now know were we can go.
"Why don't we come back in a few hours and we go to it."
"Alright "
I watch her get up and leave, I get up looking for Shikamaru.
"Shikamaru we need to go clean up the cabin."
"Why the fuck should I?"
"isn't that or I'll ask Gai-sensei to help you out."
"Fine, I'll help you."
We work all day to clean up the cabin, I chop wood to have a fire.
"Ok, let's get back what I need so I can get clean up."
When we got back I saw my room was being changed.
"I quickly grabbed my clothes pack for the weekend and jumped into the shower to clean up"
I went shopping for groceries and other supplies.
I want to make this the best night out.
"Do Shikaku have plans for the exams?"
"Well fill this order and tell the plan."
"Ok this is a lot of roses and there petals"
"Yep"
"So what is the plan?"
"The plan is that we wait and rest for the exam."
"Why not?"
"Because the exam is in stages we come prepare for anything."
"What are we going to do, are we going to do that?"
"Put funinjutsu on your back pouch leg holsters so it can hold more. Done right, we put six months worth of supplies and MREs. Once it is in place you can place everything we need for s rank mission run."
"Ok I got it, I'll have dad help me with it. Here is your order."
"Thank you, Ino see you Monday."
"Yes, and don't come looking for me I'll be busy with Ryuu."
"Holy fuck you're getting married too congratulations Ino."
"Yeah dad thinks it be good idea for you follow the Kyoshi girls tradition to become a Chuunin."
I wave goodbye to her, I have just enough time to set the cabin to nice before Reni shows up.
I hope everything is ready nicely. I hope I don't fuck it up.
I got back to the house just in time to see her walk up the path.
"Sweet, I thought I was coming to get you?"
"I know, but I needed to get away faster, the new lessons we have to go through are driving me crazy. Oh be prepared papa and the clan elder asking you how our weekend went, and where we need to work out."
"So do want to see the cabin?"
"Yes"
I grade her bags and we walk down the path to the forest I took deep into it. Once we got to the cabin I had to stop real fast so I ran in there to light the candles.
I placed the bag by the bed and made sure everything was ready. Once I walked out I saw the deer around her getting past the sun light coming though trees hitting her. Made her the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.
"My god you're the most beautiful woman I have ever seen."
"Shikaku is trying get up my skirt."
"Maybe but still doesn't change you'll still be the most beautiful woman in the world and I'm lucky to have you. Come let me show you the inside of the cabin."
I gently pull into the cabin and I hear her gasp at the side of the cabin. I had fire-going candles lit all around with rose petals laying all over the bed and floor.
"Shikaku, did you do all this?"
"Well done Shikamaru but yes.
"Well how about we change into something a little more comfortable."
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"Are you all right baby?"
"Yes, that was great"
"Glad you like it."
We breathed kisses I pulled out of her roll so her head was in the cock of my neck. Cover us as we fall asleep.