Gravity Falls Retcon 13
30 minutes after Dipper and Wendy took Pacifica to cool off after her close encounter with Robbie Dipper went down to the party to get some Punch and snacks leaving Wendy and Pacifica alone in the Twins bedroom.
"You're not that fond of me are you?" Wendy asked trying to diffuse the tension.
"Not really no. Though... thanks for being there for me when Dipper pulled that jerk off me." Pacifica said, her voice getting kinder sounding.
"It's Dipper isn't it?" Wendy asked. "That's why you're crabbier than you usually are."
"Yes. Aside from Mabel Dipper is my only real friend." Pacifica said. "He and Mabel were the only kids our age to treat me like a person rather than a means to prestige or fancy parties. Then they go and only come up for Summers."
"I can see how that can mean to someone like you. I'm wasn't always the queen of cool myself." Wendy said. "You know I was always the tallest girl in school, usually a head taller than the kids two grades above me for all of elementary school. And don't get me started on the details of my awkward phase."
"When did it start?" Pacifica asked carefully.
"I have no memory when it wasn't in effect until 2 years ago when boys finally were taller than me." Wendy replied. "It's always been that way."
"So where are you going with this?" Pacifica asked tucking her hair behind her ears and sitting up straight.
"I'm saying we are not that different." Wendy said before she adjusted her top. "Yeesh this thing is restricting."
"Yeah you got the next size down." Pacifica noted. "So... what was it with Dipper that you like?"
"Well him being absolutely enormous was what drew my eye. But he then proved to be sweet and considerate when he put me down." Wendy said. "I lost my footing on a ladder and he caught me, barely put in an effort to catch me. I never felt safer before that moment. Dipper is so funny and nice and smart."
"Same when I wiped out hard trying to prove some kids I could skateboard." Pacifica admitted.
"He told me about that. He didn't want you to cry." Wendy told her.
"So... I had this very unusual feeling a few days ago. it happened when Mabel said you two were out hiking in the woods." Pacifica said. "Did you two do something out there?"
"Promise me you won't get mad at me and hit me with your purse. Dipper told me that's your go to." Wendy said.
Pacifica throws her purse on Mabels bed between a few stuffed animals.
"Okay. Dish." Pacifica said.
"So Dipper and I went out to hike in the woods, particularly a part I've never been to. For the most part it is the usual, an ocean of trees, but then we hear something strange. Like college fratm boys only much deeper voices and the smell. Oh my god the smell." Wendy said.
"What was it?"
"Manotaurs."
"Manotaurs?"
"Manotaurs. Like Minotaurs only more humanesque in their faces, beards, tattoos, and instead of pants they wore modesty towels like they just got out of the shower. Like my dad on his days off when I'm not home." Wendy explained.
"So you were chased by Manotaurs?"
"No actually they approached us very curious. They really liked me." Wendy said.
"Really?" Pacifica asked.
"Yep, kinda helped that I was dressed like a super innocent untouched farmers daughter in short shorts and thigh high knee socks." Wendy admitted.
"For Dipper?"
"Yeah but the Manotaurs appreciated it more and took the initiative." Wendy said.
"Initiative?"
"They abducted me. Planned to make me their breeding sow cause apparently the Wo-Manotaurs were being fickle lately. Apparently Manotaurs think they can cross breed or something. They took me back to their Man Cave, full of stuff you'd see in a College Frat boy movie, pool table gym dart boards. They made a cage of spears to hold me in when Dipper snuck in." Wendy said.
"He saved you?" Pacifica asked.
"Mmm-Hmmm. Guy was worried but then did the funniest thing that I had heard from him so far. He said I was like a kidnapped princess who kisses her savior then asked if he could get a kiss if he got me out. Strangest way any boy ever asked to kiss me. If I wasn't in a cage I would have hit him for that joke laughing at it." Wendy said.
"So that was it? He broke you out and you two snuck out of the cave?" Pacifica asked.
"Nope, he needed to be able to cut the bindings on the cage to get me out. I took his joke and ran with it. I took my shirt off and told him he could do a lot more than kiss me if he got me out." Wendy said.
"No... that sounds like a line in a secret agent movie." Pacifica said.
"That's not even the cherry on top. The Manotaurs were then making noise ready to have their way with me so I upped the stakes. Told him he gets me out of there we could do anal." Wendy said silencing Pacifica. "His voice cracked hearing that. 'Re-re-really?' he asked like a nervous 12 year old. All the while I pulled my shorts and panties down. He ran off saying he would be right back."
"You offered your black cherry?" Pacifica asked shocked.
"Well it was either give him what every guy dreams of to motivate him or get a Manotaur train run through me. At least with Dipper my hips won't get pried apart... too much." Wendy said nervously.
"Too much?!" Pacifica asked shocked even harder.
"Well suffice to say Dipper wiped the floor with the Manotaurs. I couldn't see squat but I heard him warn them to let us go or else. They took or else. From what I heard Dipper fought them and evaded every attack they threw at him. He came back unscathed and I was completely naked."
"He fought them all?" Pacifica asked astonished.
"And beat them." Wendy reiterated. "So Dipper took a spear to cut the bindings and let me out. I told him we could do it there and he started getting undressed. I told you it was get wasted by Manotaurs or don't get my hips pried open too much by Dipper."
"You keep saying too much." Pacifica said.
"Yeah... It. Was. Monstrous." Wendy said slowly.
"One of the Manotaurs got to you?!" Pacifica said.
"No, Dipper. Dipper is freaking huge."
Pacificas eyes grew wider and her mouth agape.
"I made a joke about how he was the smallest one in the cave and he started stammering. It was cute even when he figured out I was referring to the Manotaurs." Wendy said.
"So... you let Dipper put it in your ass?" Pacifica asked.
"Yep. No condoms, I am not on the pill, and I am not implanted with a IUD so it was the butt or nothing. But let me tell you he was a gentleman." Wendy said.
"I always suspected he would be." Pacifica said. "Did it hurt afterwards?"
"Oh yeah... sat on ice when I got home. But I'd do it again." Wendy said.
"Speaking of Dipper where is he?" Pacifica asked.
"You're right, you ready to come down stairs?" Wendy asked.
"Yeah I am. Mind if I tease Dipper about his dipper?" Pacifica asked.
"After all I told you I'd be insulted if you didn't." Wendy said.
The two girls came down the stairs and a bunch of other similarly dressed teen girls were trying to talk with Dipper running interference keeping from going back up.
"Come on cutie... stay with us." One of the girls said.
"We can be a lot of fun." Another said.
"Really I am bringing these to my friends." Dipper tried explaining.
"What are we not worth talking to?" The first one asked.
"I didn't say that." Dipper said trying not to blow things up.
"Hey Mason." Wendy said walking through the crowd of girls and taking his face into her hands and starts kissing him slowly before pulling back. "Miss me?"
"Uh... yeah." Dipper said stunned.
"Thanks babe!" Pacifica said taking the glass of Punch from Dipper before giving him his first kiss with her and getting a little bit too into it. "These girls causing trouble?"
"No... no they're just friendly." Dipper said dazed.
"A girlfriend and a side chick?" One of the new teen girls asked astonished.
"But which is which?" One of them said.
"Hey Dipper! Who're they?" Mabel asked walking over with now 15 year old Candy and Grenda.
Candy was taller now like Dipper and Mabel but a little shorter than Mabel, while Grenda evened out in height and bulk her voice was still a bit husky.
"Who's the Hulk?" Grenda asked.
"That's my brother Dipper, with his new squeeze Wendy and our Best Friend Pacifica Northwest." Mabel said.
"You're best friends with the Northwest Heiress?" Candy asked.
"Hey there." Pacifica said smiling.
In the introductions the new girls took the opportunity to pull Dipper away.
"Hey!" Pacifica said downing her punch and grabbing Dippers arm.
"I gotcha!" Wendy said helping Pacifica while the other girls pull at Dippers other arm.
"This is weird why are they fighting over your brother?" Grenda asked.
"Dipper's a hunk." Mabel said used to this kind of thing now.
"He does have a charm to him." Candy said smiling a little.
"No Candy please don't, it's bad enough he's got those two fighting over him I don't want your heart broken." Mabel said.
"Ohhhh..." Candy groaned.
"Eh... not my type." Grenda said before walking over and separate the new girls from Dipper. "Beat it twigs."
"Thanks." Dipper said rubbing his now free arm.
Soon the party starts the karaoke contest where everyone thoroughly embarrasses themselves.
While Candy and Grenda were in the spotlight singing a duet Dipper took Pacifica aside.
"So what was that Pacifica?" Dipper asked.
"What was what?" Pacifica asked locking her eyes on the singing pair.
"You kissed me, like I was your husband." Dipper said making Pacifica choke on her punch a bit.
"Oh that... well I kinda followed Wendy's lead to get those girls off your back." Pacifica said averting Dippers gaze.
"It felt more than that." Dipper said.
"I had to sell it." Pacifica replied.
"Look at me!" Dipper said moving Pacifica to look at him. "What is up with you? You're acting weird, you never act weird. You're Pacifica Northwest, you're the one not weird thing in this town."
"That just means I'm boring." Pacifica said pouty.
"No it means I can rely on you to be the one constant reminder of the outside world that things can run smooth." Dipper said.
"You're my rock too you know." Pacifica said bashfully.
"I am?" Dipper asked.
"Yeah. You and Mabel, mostly you, are the one thing I look forward to every year. You're my friends and you don't care I could buy out your parents place of work and fire them if you make me mad on my allowance alone." Pacifica said.
"That's because I know you wouldn't... wait you can do that?" Dipper asked.
"Well not everyone in town but enough that I can use that as a threat." Pacifica said.
"Pacifica I am not afraid of you because I know you're better than that and you have morals unlike your dad." Dipper said.
"You don't know my dad very well." Pacifica said thinking of her fathers illicit business dealings.
"I know your father well enough." Dipper thinking of the Northwest Manor Curse.
"Are you mad at me?" Pacifica asked.
"I'm confused mostly." Dipper said.
"Mason... do you like me? More than a Friend?" Pacifica asked scared out of her mind and very nervous.
"Pacifica you are one of my best friends and very dear to me." Dipper said. "I'm not entirely sure. I might."
"And what about Wendy?" Pacifica asked.
"Wendy makes my spine light up when I see her. She makes me nervous and confident at the same time. She's bold and confident which is a pro to anyone." Dipper said.
"But not when you see me?" Pacifica asked.
"Not entirely. I am always happy to see you. But we've been friends for a lot longer. I'm used to you and know you pretty well. More than you think." Dipper replied.
"But I'm not confident." Pacifica said disappointed.
"Yes you are. You walked up to and started dancing with Robbie for the purpose, I assume, of making me jealous." Dipper said. "Am I on the money?'
"Yes..." Pacifica said sipping more punch.
"He was the worst guy to do that with but you didn't know him and that took confidence." Dipper said.
"Did it work?" Pacifica asked.
"Little bit actually. But mostly it made me mad." Dipper said worrying Pacifica. "I knew he was going to pull something and since he was going to pull it on you I was more mad that you were his victim."
"What do you feel when you look at Wendy? I mean LOOK at her. Like a guy." Pacifica asked.
"You mean here?" Dipper gestured to Pacificas body getting a nod. "Well turned on. Her freckles... and her hair..."
"Tongue tied?" Pacifica asked.
Dipper nodded silently.
"And what about me?" Pacifica asked.
"Truthfully?" Dipper asked getting a nod from her. "One of the most beautiful Blonde girls I've ever seen."
"And my body?" Pacifica says squeezing her breasts up with her arms.
"Very developed and Curvy." Dipper said.
"But do you love me?" Pacifica asked.
"I don't know." Dipper said. "It could make things weird."
"I could never be weird with you." Pacifica said.
"Look let's figure this out a later time. This is a party, let's have fun." Dipper said leading Pacifica to the Karaoke machine to start singing.
End of Chapter 13.
That's it for 13. Review, give suggestions for future adventures, suggest weird things at Gravity Falls. have fun!